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satoshy12 · 3 days

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Dani/Ellie is explaining why Lois Lane is the true hero in class. Dani:" And this is why Lois Lane is the true hero." Teacher:" Why… does that make sense?" Dani had explained why Lois Lane is the true hero, as she, while finding the truth, got Superman to learn it. Superman is just the muscle for Lois Lane's brain, and then Lois writes about it. Jon whispering: Dad I know you can listen. I will tell mom about this just for her reaction."

#dp #danny phantom #dc #dcau #Jon Kent #superman #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp + dc #dc comics #clark kent #kal el #justice league #Lois Lane #Jon x Dani #dani fenton #Dani phantom #ellie fenton #ellie phantom

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dailydccomics · 2 days

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Absolute Power cover art by John Timms

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headcanonthings · 2 days

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Bruce: You have exactly three seconds to explain why you just woke me up. Clark: Because it’s morning and you should be awake. Bruce: Oh… Interesting… I didn’t know you wanted to die today! Clark: Bruce, you can’t kill me. Bruce, pulling out kryptonite: It’s too late, I’ve already decided how.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect superman quotes #incorrect superbat quotes #dcu #bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #kal el #superman #superbat

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kal8elle · 16 hours

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By https://x.com/tokitokororo

#superman #clark kent #kal el #jonathan samuel kent #jon kent #jon el #superboy

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supermanandloisverse · 3 days

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Brian Rose via Instagram

@jetslay @daily-tyler-hoechlin

#superman and lois #superman #tyler hoechlin #clark kent #kal el #smallville #tylerhoechlinsuperman

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violent138 · 2 days

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#Don't know how accurate this is in general #but based on some of the stuff I've read I think it's fairly accurate to this guy #Clark Kent #kal el #superman #textpost

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queerryan · 2 days

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Reporter: Superman, being close to batman could you answer something to us? How would you describe him and his sidekicks?

Superman: well I think they have a little bit of everything good. 25% determination, 25% loyalty, 25% generosity and 25% of courage.

Reporter: *looking at the camera* 100% gay.

Superman: what?

#dc #dc comics #batman #batfam #meme #batfamily #superman #incorrect justice league quotes #incorrect superman quotes #clark kent #kal el #dc batman #dc superman

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superman-out-of-context · 3 days

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#superman #out of context #clark kent #kal el #batman

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prince-toffee · 10 hours

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Look at this man. How can you not fall in love with him?

#superman #clark kent #dc #dc comics #kal el

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snow-bees · 2 months

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Worst case of youngest child privilege I have ever seen

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caviarr · 9 months

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I LOVE THEM

#my adventures with superman #my adventures with superman spoilers #pretty minor tho #superman #clark kent #kal el #lois lane #jimmy olsen #dc #thank you so much for all the notes #1k #5k #10k

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frappegoddess · 1 month

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I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this

Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.

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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.

Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic

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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??

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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.

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The Justice League will never live it down

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iwannabealice · 2 months

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clark: i met this boy last night that seemed to really hate you

bruce: that could be anyone, what did he look like?

clark: tall, white, dark hair, really big-

bruce: ah, that’d be jason. my son

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sully-s · 1 month

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Kryptonian Heritage Picture Day

#Jon Kent #Clark Kent #Conner Luthor #kara zor el #Kal El #Superman #Super girl #Superboy #Superfam #DCAU #DC comics #Fanart #messy art #unfinished art #To Lazy for backgrounds #Listen if 90's Conner wears crop jackets I'm going to put the man in crop kryptonian garb lol #Based off the 90s Superman Show

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kal8elle · 7 months

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Art by https://twitter.com/hokkemaruyaki

#superman #clark kent #kal el #jon kent #jon el #jonathan kent #jonathan samuel kent #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth

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but-a-humble-goon · 9 months

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I kinda hate it when stories try to make Superman out to be some kind of impossible ideal embodiment of goodness when the point is Clark's decency is entirely unremarkable. The enlightened Kryptonians with their advanced culture and science didn't teach him decency, a pair of Kansas farmers did. Superman is good because people are good.

#clark kent #superman #kal el #dc #dcu #comics

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