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thecaptainoutoftime · 1 year

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“Has the boy ever run away from home?” “No.” “Has he ever been in a situation where's been on his own?” *Kate shakes her head. Peter gives her a look* “As a matter of fact, this has happened before. It's become sort of a McCallister family travel tradition.” “Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.” *They both laugh, and knock on the wooden desk* *Officer Bennett does not laugh* “He was left at home, by accident, last year.” “That's what my wife meant when she said this has become a McCallister family travel tradition.”

Happy 30th Anniversary to Home Alone 2: Lost In New York

November 20th 1992-November 20th 2022

#Home Alone #Home Alone 2: Lost in New York #Home Alone 2 #Home Alone 2 Lost In New York #Macaulay Culkin #Joe Pesci #Daniel Stern #Catherine O'Hara #Tim Curry #John Herd #Chris Columbus #John Huges #Kevin McCallister

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taxi-davis · 1 year

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John Herd

Brain Fog 3, 2000

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#art #clip art #old web #webcore #brain fog #object head #clipart #2000 #y2k nostalgia #john herd #digital art

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felsicveins · 3 months

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Alrighty, another ex revealed! Meet Barley! I demanded that @persistenttenderness conjure up a bf for John Dory and this is who they came up with ❤️ 🐎

#ill reblog with added details later #have to consult #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls jd #jd trolls #john dory #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #brozone #man .. it really is just him huh #like okay i dont think its likely he spent all 20 years in isolation so maybe .. he was wandering across lonesome flats #and maybe there was a cowboy herding some of those wack buffalo #and maybe they got to chatting #the full story will come later ; )#dw trolls #dreamworks trolls #concept and story by lilith design by me

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exhaustedalien · 1 year

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#can't herd...can't swim...can't lets go party #john marston #rdr2 #rdr

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toffoliravioli · 1 year

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“Our #NJDevils Girls Learn to Play participants are kicking off tonight's Gender Equality Night celebrations!”

#actually gonna yell #THE GIRL NEXT TO DOUGIE LOOKS SO TINY 🥺🥺🥺#screaming!!!#timo got a whole herd of children omg #and bb I too look at bastian with that much love #new jersey devils #dougie hamilton #timo meier #nathan bastian #nico hischier #jesper bratt #john marino #jesper boqvist #vitek vanecek

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chobit92 · 19 days

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Me: Okay Jake whatever you say…

Jacob: You know I’m right.

Me: Yes but…Can’t you just be normal for once? Just sit with me and have a drink. We could have a nice walk around the mountains. No talking about culling the damn herd either.

Jacob: I have things to do.

Me: Not now you don’t. We are going for a walk.

Jacob: No.

Me: Yes. I’m outside.

Jacob: 😑

Me: ☺️

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yifftwiceplz · 2 months

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man how many boring johns are there i cant keep track of this shit anymore

#i should tell my john hes missing from his herd

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prismuffin · 1 year

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Chapstick

Jacob seed x gn!reader

Little Jacob Seed Drabble as my first fic on this blog! Enjoy!

Warnings: None! Just fluffy Jacob Seed!!😽🫶

More under the cut!

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You sat on Jacobs lap near the edge of the bed in your shared room. It was one of those rare moments alone you had with Jacob where the two of you could just spend time together.

You quietly read a book that was placed in your lap as Jacob read over your shoulder, tapping your thigh every time he finished a page so you knew when to turn to the next one. You smiled when you felt his lips grace your shoulders and leaned back, snuggling into him deeper. He grabbed your chin gently and made you face him. You could see adoration in his eyes as he stared at you, relishing in the moment for a while before slowly leaning in to plant a kiss on your lips. You reciprocated his affection, adjusting your body a bit more to allow yourself to kiss him fully. You hummed which turned into a small chuckle before pulling away from him.

“Wait here.”

Getting up, you went near your dresser and searched over the array of objects you’d had placed on top, smiling a bit wider when you found what you were looking for.

Your mint flavored chapstick.

Skipping back towards your loving boyfriend you sat right back on his lap facing him, causing him to adjust his arms to hold you close. You clicked off the lid of your chapstick, holding it in your palm as you used one of your hands to hold his face. He raised an eyebrow at you as he saw the pointed chapstick in your hand. “Lemme put some on you.” You told him after seeing his confusion. “Why?” He asked, and you let a nose laugh escape you. “Because your lips,” you poked them with your finger, “they’re chapped.” You quirked your brow at him. “No offense,” you quickly added and felt his body jolt in a silent laugh. He shook his head in amusement before leaning back slightly. You took the silence that followed as a sign that you could continue with your plan. So, you grabbed his face again, digging your fingers into his beard slightly and brought your other hand up to apply the chapstick. You made four smooth swipes across his top and bottom lip. “Ok now go like this,” you rubbed your lips together and watched as he copied your movements.

You smiled and he stopped, ”So,” He started, his voice dropping into a raspy whisper “am I kissable now?” He asked as he pulled you impossibly closer to his body. You shifted your position so that you were straddling him and placed both of your hands on either sides of his face. “Yes, yes you are.” He smirked and leaned in to kiss you. Just one quick soft kiss followed by another and another until he grabbed the back of your head and kissed you with more passion. You relished in the feeling of his newly soft-ish lips before pulling away, smacking your own lips together you licked them and hummed.

“Minty.”

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softtidesworld · 10 days

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I don't have any WIPs so I'll just ask you about yours lol. what's goin on in the FC5 prequel one 👀

aww thanks for asking!!!💞 so excited to share and yap

it’s called cherry waves (or whatever else i may call it in the future), which is an au where instead of burning down the barn/beating up their foster parents jacob takes joseph and john and runs away, which results in jacob never going to juvie, the seed bros never get separated, and jacob possibly never even enlists in the military (but he still finna be a kickass teenager). i’m still working out the kinks, including the time period (their timeline is wacky asf as it is!) so probably mid/late-80s? early-ish 90s?

also— joseph still becomes a cult leader surprise surprise 🙃 but it’s kinda like a children of the corn type thing?? he’d still be young, like around eleven or twelve. just a baby faced cult megalomaniac <3 gathering people for the end of the world, killing people, and jacob having absolutely none of that shit. john would be a wee bab but still has an effect on the story.

i will possibly introduce other fc5 characters, but considering the timeline, i’m kinda iffy about it. plus i don’t know if the story would take place in georgia, or in hope county. maybe joseph intentionally leads jacob to hope county so he can build his cult, and not just to seek safe haven from abuse and neglect??? maybe he’s more manipulative here because he’s just a kiddo and nobody expects a kiddo to supposedly talk to god about nuclear warfare and killing people??? he’s just using jacob to get him to where he needs to be like in canon???

what an asshole kid, honestly.

#jacob would be significantly less cult oriented bc no war trauma/less culling the herd type shit #him and joseph would become advisaries quick #jacob would just hate people fr. he’ll just glare at you then leave. maybe throw hands if provoked #but he definitely goes thru his little healing era in the midst of it all #learning to be gentle #learning that being a protector isn’t his only life purpose #learning that it’s okay to be weak sometimes #not exactly a traditional heroine but… he’s gonna be just fine :)#far cry 5 au #jacob seed #joseph seed #john seed #idk if faith would be here😭 maybe i’ll make up some random woman to fill her role

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spockvarietyhour · 2 months

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V: The Final Battle (1984)

#V The Final Battle #Diana #Jane Badler #Commander John #Richard Herd

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bluesandwhich · 11 months

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Chuck is one of those shows, I am glad my partner shared it with me!

It is literally such a comfort show for me and i can't just get enough of it.

I'm literally watching it slowly bc how much it means to me jrsudjdjdjdndjddjddjdjfjdjdkdj

#chuck tv series #chuck bartowski #chuck x sarah #sarah walker #john casey #chuck the show #nerd herd

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jekyllnahyena · 1 year

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Tadaaaa, meet one of Juliette’s siblings and the family member she’s closest to, François!!

He’s in his late 40s when he meets the lads, he’s an archeologist and very renowned in his field and known as an absolute menace, he hate-watches Indiana Jones, he’s his mama’s son from her first marriage, he wants to kill his father but leaves that honor to his mama, he spents most of his time overseas, he speaks seven languages fluently and many more brokenly and can insult you in all of them, he’s been in the same open relationship for a decade now, he’s an introvert, he has no shame, he keeps an insta account documenting his projects and has a few thousand followers, his biggest regret is not being there when Juliette was adopted and stopping her from going to the military, he loves his family more than anything else, he’s 1.69 m tall and vain as fuck

#francois moulin #hes terrible #hes the bitch #i love him #i honestly simply wanted to do some world building and extension into juliettes life cause i had an image of a convo between them #so naturally i had to make a design #not even sure if this counts as a cod oc #more of a jekyll oc than anything else #juliette regard dione #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #god hes fun to think about #simon got his approval by asking him why he hasnt killed his father yet #johnny by seeing him herd juliette into helping cook and somehow make her not burn everything #hes in awe of the latter one #face is completely inspire by fernando alonso btw #chaotic neutral bisexual menace #judgiest bitch to ever walk this planet

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tvs-coach · 4 months

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Part 1 of a reoccuring series of sketches from Series 10 of Spitting Image, "The Making Of Major"

#british tv #john major #spitting image #puppets #satire #comedy #uk politics #Even in black and white #This show taught me everything i know about the UK #Ronald Reagan “Bumbledown” is another good example of Spitting Image doing the mockumentary style #John being so small is an amazing touch #He's about as tall as Robin from the Muppets #I love how Spitting Image was able to catergorize specific people into specific kinds of jokes.#Need a joke about having it away? 9/10 times Cecil Parkinson is all you need!#It's a shame that Geoffery Howe was out by now #Suppose there can only be one notably dull man every era #Kenneth Baker still brings fear to this very day #Douglas Herd's voice is one of my favorite's #I was so sad that he didn't make it to the end. He was so close too.#He always felt like the closest thing Major had to a right hand man #Seeing the Norma/John relationship with even the slightest semblance of a spark is both beautiful and heartbreaking

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exhaustedalien · 4 months

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"save me john marston...save me...john marston" I say over and over again knowing something horrible happened to every single person he's ever tried to help

#can't herd can't swim can't positively impact peoples lives #john marston

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general-kalani · 6 months

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Role Switch boys- How good is your little enforcer or whatever? Tormentor? Rage bird with the knives.

"Oh he's good. Goes above 'n' beyond what he should be doin'. I reward him for it a'course... He's real good."

"Oh I'd love to work alongside him at some point. Knives are fun and I fear I'm getting rusty with using them trying to show off my new gun skills to Jacob. I hope he doesn't mind me wanting that. So in my opinion? Very good."