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oldschoolfrp · 1 year
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Hey, the bowl game’s on (Colin Dixon box art for Blood Bowl 2e, Games Workshop, 1988)
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praetorianxxiv · 1 year
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Jervis Johnson's all-time favourite Battle Report, and who could blame him 😁💜
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This is a mission that I try and play at least once a year 💜 =v=
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sharksnshakes · 2 years
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Updated Masterlist
Started; 8/4/22
Last Updated; 2/18/24
Total Works; 24
Here’s my current masterlist in all of its glory. Reader is gn unless stated otherwise. If there’s an idea you think I’d like, feel free to send it my way via asks! Happy reading >:) 
(Key: * = content warnings, listed in more detail in links)
Attack On Titan
Zeke Yeager - Flirting HCs
Winning over reader might take a while, but Zeke’s no quitter. 
Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare II
Alejandro Vargas - Just A Scratch*
You pull your stitches when getting a late night glass of water. Alejandro's up, too, and insists on giving you a hand.
John “Soap” MacTavish - Open Arms
Soap might be the tiniest bit jealous of the throw pillows you nap with. You might just have to do something about that. 
Multi - Where They Kiss You
Because sometimes a kiss on the lips isn't enough.
Dead By Daylight
Ghostface Tormenting A New Survivor! HCs*
As the newest survivor to come through the fog, it’s only a matter of time until the Ghostface puts you through hell. 
Killers’ Favorite Color On Survivor! Reader HCs
Even bloodthirsty killers have their favorites. Favorite victims, favorite weapons, favorite... colors?
Killer’s Love Languages - Danny Johnson, Evan Macmillan*
Hard to believe that the killers have love languages. But, y’know, weirder things have happened.
Killers’ Big Spoon vs. Little Spoon! HCs
Everyone has a soft spot. Even killers in the fog... right?
Survivor! Reader Being Used As A Shield! HCs - Pyramid Head*
Pyramid Head isn’t in Silent Hill anymore, but it won’t stop him from exacting justice where he sees fit.
Survivor! Reader Attempting To Flirt With The Killers HCs
When running and hiding from the killers becomes too much work, it’s time to change strategies.
The Doctor Tormenting A New Survivor! HCs*
You’re new to the Entity’s realm and need someone to show you the ropes. It’s a good thing the Doctor is in... 
Wesker Tormenting A New Survivor! HCs*
It’s too bad that nobody taught you not to make a fool of Albert Wesker. Looks like he’ll be teaching you himself. 
Gotham
Jervis Tetch - Please*
Jervis Tetch has a habit of wanting what he can’t have. 
Jervis Tetch - Foggy Mirrors
You can never have too much of a good thing. 
Random Traits Gotham Villains Find Attractive! HCs
Love’s hard to come by in Gotham City, but that doesn’t mean people stop looking--even villains. 
Marvel
Stephen Strange/Sinister Strange - Wrong One
F! reader has feelings for Stephen and visits the Sanctum Sanctorum, only to discover he’s not the person she thought... 
Stephen Strange - Bad Dream?
Reader wakes up from a nightmare when taking a midday nap. Good think a certain sorcerer (and a certain cloak) are around to ground them. 
Resident Evil
Albert Wesker - Dinner?
Wesker keeps calling you into his office to run point. It’s definitely not anything deeper than that, right?
Karl Heisenberg - Reader Asking For Affection! HCs
So what if the most dangerous Lord in the village could use a nap every once in a while? (request)
Leon Kennedy - I Knew You Would
Leon Kennedy, your coworker and friend, does not want to just be friends. Too bad he hasn't told you that. (valentine's day adjacent)
The Dark Knight Trilogy
Bane (Nolanverse), Jonathan Crane (Nolanverse) - Confrontation*
Reader is sick of Bane’s threats and Crane’s jurisdiction. In a moment of bravery (or stupidity!), reader tells the villains exactly what they think. (done separately).
Jonathan Crane (Nolanverse) - Everything You’ve Got*
Jonathan Crane is infatuated with reader, who’s forgotten about him entirely. That just won’t do. 
Jonathan Crane (Nolanverse) - For Better Or For Worse
Why is your boyfriend, Jonathan Crane, wearing the Scarecrow’s mask? 
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Openly LGBTQIA+ Celebrities
These are celebrities who have recently come out as LGBTQIA+ or whom I’ve recently learned about or whom I hadn’t mentioned in previous posts of this type. Needless to say, this list is highly arbitrary and incomplete.
Joseline Hernandez (TV personality)
Laurie Hernandez (athlete)
Keegan Hirst (athlete)
Dame Kelly Holmes (athlete)
Justice Horn (politician)
TJ House (athlete)
Isaac Humphries (athlete)
Jack Jablonski (former athlete)
Daniel Jervis (athlete)
Breezy Johnson (athlete)
Continuing the tradition from my old blog (which has been unceremoniously deleted by tumblr without much of an explanation why) I’m doing daily posts during June to celebrate LGBTQIA+ pride by showcasing openly LGBTQIA+ celebrities and various content about or created by LGBTQIA+ people such as music videos, characters on TV shows, movie trailers, …
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starleska · 6 months
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omg i just had an epiphany i think u'd like to hear
have you ever heard Peach Scone by Hobo Johnson, bc it is SO jervis coded in a way
going so wild rn bc it perfectly encapsulates his lovesick, self-loathing, rambling and desperate nature in my mind!! literally giving mad as a hatter
!!!!!! oh my gosh you are so big-brained this song is PERFECT for Jervis!!!! 😖😖😖 you're absolutely right!!!! the scattered way he's talking feels just like the way Jervis talks to himself and obsesses over Alice...real in-the-middle-of-an-episode-about-to-go-fully-feral energy, wow 🙈💖 not to mention we Brits are rather fond of scones alongside a spot of tea... 😉 i wonder how many times Jervis sat with Alice listening to her talk about Billy...i get the sense that Jervis is so obsessed that he knew of Billy for a long time, but he loves Alice so dearly that his delusion made him mentally force the man out every time. so whenever Alice reminded him of her boyfriend, it's a fresh heartbreak all over again...just because Jervis is too in-love to even acknowledge she's already taken 💔 thank you for introducing me to Hobo Johnson, he's so talented!!! 🔥
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As a kid on holiday in the late 90s I bought a copy of Citadel 'Space War' Combat Cards, and was surprised to see alongside the Eldar and Space Marines a couple of characters from a Space Dwarf faction. That was when I first heard of the Squats. I loved the models, but they clearly no longer existed and the only time I ever saw reference to them in White Dwarf was either in relation to curry jokes, being sadly informed that the tyranids ate them or Jervis Johnson explaining that they didn't have a proper niche in the game and so had been written out. So I was glad to see them slip back into the lore (and Forge World Necromunda characters) over the last few years, and I was over the moon when the Leagues of Votann were announced. And when the Necromunda Ironhead Squat Prospectors were released, I had to get some. I did my best to paint them in the colour scheme I recalled from my now (long lost) Combat Cards. Then I looked up images of the old citadel Squat colour schemes and discovered I had nearly completely misremembered. Oh well! I still think my wee men look pretty neat.
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brookstonalmanac · 10 months
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Birthdays 6.12
Beer Birthdays
John Hemrich(1823)
Anita Ujszaszi (1982)
Five Favorite Birthdays
Dave Berg; cartoonist (1920)
Chick Corea; jazz keyboardist (1941)
John Linnell; pop musician, "TMBG" (1959)
Paula Marshall; actor (1964)
Jim Nabors; actor (1930)
Famous Birthdays
Marv Albert; television sportscaster (1941)
Irwin Allen; film director (1916)
Djuna Barnes; writer (1892)
Victor Allen Blank; Martin Blank's father in the film Gross Pointe Blank (1931)
Brigid Brophy; British writer (1929)
Rocky Burnette; rockabilly musician (1953)
Timothy Busfield; actor (1947)
George H.W. Bush; 41st U.S. President (1924)
Bun Carlos; rock drummer (1951)
Frank Chapman; ornithologist (1864)
Vic Damone; singer (1928)
Brad Delp; rock guitarist (1951)
Al Fairweather; jazz musician (1927)
Anne Frank; Dutch diarist (1929)
Uta Hagen; actor (1919)
Roy Harper; folk guitarist (1941)
Jenilee Harrison; actor (1959)
Rona Jaffe; writer (1932)
Jervis Johnson; game designer (1959)
Kent Jones; television journalist (1964)
Peter Jones; actor (1920)
Charles Kingsley; English writer (1819)
Adriana Lima; Brazilian model (1981)
Bill Naughton; English playwright (1910)
Frances O'Connor; actor (1967)
DJ Qualls; actor (1978)
Robyn; Swedish pop singer (1979)
David Rockefeller; banker (1915)
Egon Schiele; Austrian artist (1890)
Bobby Sheehan; rock musician (1968)
Richard Sherman; songwriter (1928)
Johanna Spyri; Swiss writer (1827)
Ivan Tors; film director (1916)
Vicky Vette; porn actor (1965)
Kendra Wilkinson; model, actor (1985)
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keydrita · 1 year
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Blood bowl wood elves
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They have the best rookie player in the game - the Wardancer, the highest moving thrower, the fastest of all elf linemen, the only elf catcher to start with Dodge and they are also the only elf team that has an optional big guy. I stripped them and started them again a while. Team Honours: Sylvanian Night-time League runners-up 2485, 2487, 2491 Sylvanian Night-time League winners 2488, 2492 Undead Open Cup winners 2486 Pumpkin Trophy winners 2490, 2493 Blood Bowl runners-up 2497. For my conversion I used the body of an Age of Sigmar dryad with the addition of Blood Bowl wood elf arms, I think one is from a wardancer and the other is from a lineman. Wood Elves are one of the fastest teams in the game, and like all elves they have Agility 4 on all their players. Description Additional information Description. In the case of the Wood Elves it is speed which takes focus, while the Dwarves are more concerned with strength and toughness. All Discussions Screenshots Artwork Broadcasts Videos News Guides Reviews Show more. Ive played ALOT of games AS WE up 2-0 only to tie at 2-2 due to pesky KOs who just WONT STAND UP!!!! Choose your team from one of our latest projects! Includes 10 items: Blood Bowl 2, Blood Bowl 2 - Official Expansion, Blood Bowl 2 - Norse, Blood Bowl 2 - Undead, Blood Bowl 2 - Nurgle, Blood Bowl 2 - Khemri, Blood Bowl 2 - Lizardmen, Blood Bowl 2 - Wood Elves, Blood Bowl 2 - Chaos Dwarfs, Blood Bowl 2 - Necromantic. Hey Everyone,We're looking at the best league starting rosters for the upcoming Blood Bowl 2020 rules change!Let us know what you think - and who you want us. Subject: Blood Bowl Wood Elves - conversion help needed! 2 Throwers. While competitions take place worldwide including Italy, Germany, France, Spain, Poland, and Sweden team names are usually in English. This is a list of inducements and Star Players in the game so you can plan ahead for your next match. Set of Two 32 mm Football Bases - Meiko Miniatures. The stunning and ambitious Solo campaign puts players at the head of one of the most famous teams in Blood Bowl’s universe, who will compete in some original and truly unique matches to take their team to the top.Players who pre-order the game on Steam also receive immediate access to the Multiplayer Beta of the game, currently running! Blood Bowl is a miniatures board game created by Jervis Johnson for the British games company Games Workshop as a parody of American football. The animations, dynamic cameras that pack more punch to matches, the “Cabalvision” design of the interface and corrosive commentators Jim Johnson and Bob Bifford (who made a noteworthy appearance in the game’s first video teaser) faithfully recreate the thrills and fury characteristic of Blood Bowl’s intense matches.īlood Bowl 2 also has a host of new features in both Solo and Multiplayer modes that make it more accessible for first-time players and more enjoyable for seasoned veterans. Its brand new graphics engine has been specifically developed for this sequel, enabling the game to display high-quality visuals, graphic and sound effects, taking the Blood Bowl licence to the next level. This DLC gives access to additional race - Wood Elvesīlood Bowl is back, and it’s going to hurt!īlood Bowl 2 is even more ambitious than its predecessor, with a fabulous look and a variety of extra features.
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tvcartagodigital · 2 years
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centauryscrubs · 3 years
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not harvey content but bojo is jervis tetch. no i do not take constructive criticism
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thephoenixgossip · 4 years
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How do you think Daisy, Jervis and Pam are handling the aftermath of that awful tea party?
@isleypoisoned @daisyljohnson @ofhatters @alitetch
Pam probably had the best chance of getting out of that unscathed, but what she had to do to stop Jervis would’ve been awful for anyone in her shoes. From what I’ve seen, Daisy’s been hallucinating since she got away from there, but maybe building a connection with the real Alice will chase away some of her demons and ghosts. Jervis is … Jervis. I’m sure he’ll be hurt for a little bit, but it won’t be long before he’s back to doing something crazy or before he starts hunting down his sister since he heard of her being alive. Overall, I’d say Pam is probably handling it best between the three of them, and I’m excited to see how things progress.
– Mercury
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oldschoolfrp · 5 years
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Death Zone, the first expansion for 1st ed Blood Bowl (Colin Dixon cover, GW, 1987)
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praetorianxxiv · 3 years
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Jervis Johnson, White Dwarf retirement issue 466, he will be surly missed. I was lucky enough to have met him in one of the many Games Days I went to back in the 90s. It feels like this is now the end of what I knew and loved about GW with all the changes in the last few years. So I give you his Favourite Battle Report of all time.
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This is also my favourite Battle Report too. I have played it many times over the years and will be playing it again soon.
The Time Line of Jervis in Games Workshop.
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Fair well Jervis, keep on rolling them 6's!
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gothy-froggy · 2 years
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Requests
Open :
Closed :❌
Hello so I’m realizing that the only way I’ll be making fan fics is that I get requests so I’m making this if anyone wants to requests anything!
Star Wars
Jedi/light force users
Obi-Wan Kenobi x reader
Anakin Skywalker x reader
(Mandalorian/Rebels) Ahsoka Tano x reader
Luke Skywalker x reader
Leia Organa x reader
Qui-Gon Jinn x reader
(Caleb Dume) Kanan Jarrus x reader
Cal Kestis x reader
Aalya Secura x reader 
Shaak Ti x reader
Bounty Hunters/Smugglers/etc
Boba Fett
Jango Fett
Bossk
Cad Bane
Embo
Asajj Ventress 
Fennec Shand
Han Solo
Zam Wesell
Din Dirjin 
Hando Ohnaka
Sith/Dark force users
Darth Vader
Darth Maul
Revan
Darth Nihilus 
General Grievous 
(More coming soon)
Clones 
Fives x reader
Rex x reader
Cody x reader
Hunter x reader
Tech x reader
Crosshair x reader
Echo x reader
Wrecker x reader
Wolffe x reader
Tup x reader
Fox x reader
Others
Eli Vanto x reader
Thrawn x reader
Hera Syndulla x reader
(Others coming soon)
Dead by Daylight
Killers 
Danny Johnson/Jed Olsen (Ghostface)
Herman Carter (Doctor) x reader
Evan Macmillan (Trapper) x reader
Philip Ojomo (Wraith) x reader
Michael Myers (Shape) x reader 
Anna (Huntress) x reader
Adiris (Plague) x reader
Legion (Frank,Susie,Julie,Joey) x reader
Kazan Yomaoka (Oni) x reader
Caleb Quinn x reader
Pyramid Head (Executioner) x reader
Ji-WoonHak (Trickster) x reader
Tarhos Kovács (Knight) x reader
Survivor 
Feng Min x reader 
Quentin Smith x reader
Kate Denson x reader
Steve Harrington x reader
Yui Kimura x reader
Leon Scott Kennedy x reader
Jill Valentine x reader
Jake Park x reader
Vittorio Toscano x reader
Slashers/Killers/Horror Movies
Ghostface (Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Mickey Altieri) x reader
Pinhead x reader
Harry Warden (Miner) x reader
Jason Voorhees x reader
Brahms Heelshire (Boy) x reader
Michael Myers x reader
Bubba Sawyer x reader
Thomas Hewitt x reader
Bo Sinclair x reader
Vincent Sinclair x reader
Billy Lenz x reader
Dark Deception
Bierce x reader
Reaper nurse x reader
Malak x reader
Doug Houser x reader
Gold Watchers x reader
(More coming soon)
You all are able to requests Fandoms and characters! AUs/plots as well (will be coming soon)
Resident Evil
Claire Redfield x reader
Chris Redfield x reader
Leon Kennedy x reader
Jill Valentine x reader
Carlos Oliveira x reader
Ethan Winters x reader
Lady Dimitrescu x reader
Karl Heisenberg x reader
Albert Wesker x reader
Ada Wong x reader
DC
Jerome Valeska x reader
Jeremiah Valeska x reader
Edward Nygma x reader
Victor Zsasz x reader 
Oswald Cobblepot x reader
Johnathan Crane x reader
Jervis Tetch x reader
Twisted Wonderland 
Riddle Rosehearts x reader
Ace Trappola x reader
Deuce Spade x reader
Trey Clover x reader
Cater Diamond x reader
Leona Kingscholar x reader 
Jack Howl x reader
Ruggie Bucchi x reader
Azul Ashengrotto x reader
Jade Leech x reader
Floyd Leech x reader
Kalim Al-Asim x reader
Jamil Viper x reader
Vil Schoenheir x reader
Epel Felmier x reader
Rook Hunt x reader 
Idia Shroud 
Malleus Draconia x reader 
Lilia Vanrouge x reader
Silver x reader 
Sebek Zigvolt x reader
(more coming soon) 
 Will Not Write
Incest
Pedophilia
Non-con
Stuff like those
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thehatter-ismadder · 2 years
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Master List
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Arkhamverse Games + SS: Kill the Justice League timeline
Lucky Rouge(oc):
Al Pierson(oc):
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Gotham Knights
Webster Cane:
Rudy Sparks:
Beau Sparks:
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SS Movies + Birds of prey movie timeline
Keys Rainer(oc):
Cowboy Manuel(oc):
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JL/JLU
Coop Strong/Rodeo Romeo:
Sam Pierson/The Bird:
Duke Saunders/Flaming Spirits:
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New 52 timeline 
Robert Tones(OC):
Sebastian Watts(oc):
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Gotham (tv show)
Max Johnson:
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DC legends of tomorrow(+ Arrowvers)
Paris Graves (oc): 1,
Oliver Constantine (oc):
Jane-Tal(oc):
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The Batman
Luce Del Sole(Oc):
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Injustice Series(M+C+G)
Dominic Rose:
Lucas Crystal:
New Dr Fate/Wayne Loans:
Cole Drex/Mystery man:
Rafe “Ray„ Jackson:
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Timelineless
Valentino Falcone(oc):
"Dope" Stones:
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⚠️Ships I'd write for⚠️
Soldierdots(Flag/Abner):
BoomRiddle(Digger/Riddler): 1,
Riddlejokes(Riddler/Joker):
Scribbler(Scarecrow/Riddler):
Riddlebird(Riddler/Penguin):
LexJokes(Lex/Joker):
ZeeKate(Zatanna/Kate)
Harlivy(Harley/Ivy):
StarRae(Starfire/Raven):
WonderQuinn(Wonder/Harley)
ConstanGreen(Constantine/Gary): 1,
HellWave(Constantine/Rory):
MadBlaze(Jervis/Constantine): 1,
SteelAtom(Nate/Ray):
More to be added
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es05l2k5sl · 4 years
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I'll never understand why WB had to redesign the Batcast for the new Bat adventures. Some characters took getting used to. But as for the villains, I'm roasting they asses cus they're ugly. Can't change my mind.
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These Oswalds together look like 2 different people bruh. But we're here to talk about new Oswald. This Wimpy x Olive Oyl fusion snoody looking ass bitch. I'd like his outfit if it didn't have that lazy drawned bow tie looking like 2 triangles glued together & those fake ass MJ gloves. Also when tf did he have 10 fingers in dis universe? Also fuck that hair. Rocking a balding Mullet like ponytail before. Now it's just a boring cut down. Got dat snooty ass bitch look on face like his bird shit don't be stinking. I'll rock tf out u. Lookin like a whole ass Looney character or sum mf from the 30s.
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Wot da fuck dey got Selena wearing here? Sis looking like a whole ass alien. Kid vs Kat looking ass bish. And her skin white af too? Did sis fall in some damn Joker acid too? Sis whole lower face is white as shit! Dat shit paler than crack. Like sis got the white slapped outta her and she just turned whiter. Das probably what happened. Her ass probably got on my mans Bruce last nerves one night and got da shit backslapped out her ass.
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So my dude Matthew got turned a different color pal & got his neck privileges revoked? Lazy af but not the worst revamp.
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You kno that meme: "upgrade, upgrade, FUCK GO BACK!"? Dis pre much sums up Jonathan here. My mans jus looks so dirty here. Looking straight outta da trash bin. Like literally dirty. Nasty ass teeth probably got dat hot ass breath blowing thru them bitches. Das a real fear toxin right there. Long ass black as shit dirty ass hair. Tryna copy off my girl from the ring w dat shit. Need to take dat dirty ass wig and mask and Amish hat tf off my dude. It is not rocking you. Dat whole worn out trashy ass outfit ain't working for you either hoe. You need to take yo ass a bath bitch cus your arms looking brown and ashy as a bitch. You can not even THINK about borrowing anything from me w yo dirty creepy stalker lookin ass. If you don't put down that damn stick like yo ass need help walking and shit I oughtta bitch ya ass with the shit fo going around dressed like dis. Take that damn rope off your neck bitch fo I do something Bruce won't do.
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Bruh, you can not go up to my face and tell me these niggas are the same person in the same mofucking universe! Jervis What da fuck did they DO TO YOU MY N**GA?? N**ga looking like a damn leprechaun with special needs and shit. Rocking all dat dookie green swag but you got no swag anymore my dude. It's shit like you clothes and yo breath! Yo shits wasn't perfect and white before but them hoes looking hella worse now. What you get drinking all that damn tea my n**ga. Ol Tiny ass n**ga. Like wot. HOW?! HOW TF DID YO ASS SHRINK??? LIKE SOMEBODY TOSSED YOU ASS IN A LAUNDRY DRYER AND PROBABLY FORGOT TO TAKE YO STUPID ASS OUT. PROBABLY WHY YO HAIR WHITE AND SMALL AS SHIT YA UGLY ASS LUCKY CHARMS LOOKING ASS CRACK FEENY. If you don't hop yo ass back under a rainbow with dem skinny ass broken heel lookin ass tap dancing shoes.
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Victor, bruh, they dem did yo ass so dirty in the new adventures. I ain't gonna lie that new suit kinda ok. But you looking like a whole skeleton and shit. Lookin like a young Palpatine & shit. Ol Frisky dingo looking ass! Need to put those goggles back on. The least yo (spoiler) 2003 Baxter Stockman ass can do now.
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Yo ass probably looking mad as shit cus ya can't jack it no more n**ga. Dats all gon now. Long with yo unloyal ass wife. How tf she gon bounce on you after everything you did for her? After all the years and bull you had to put up with & she leave yo cold ass for another nibba? Fuck DCAU Nora. Just fuck her.
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Scarface lookin like a damn Fanboy & Chum Chum character & his boy over here lookin like Chode. Next.
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UUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHGG.
Just. UAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH. Bruh I will never understand who tf thought this shit was a good idea?! Like who the fuck, was drawing dis nigga. Drew DIS Sus af shit. LOOKED at dis shit. And said to deyself: "Yeah dats da Riddler aight". HELL TO THE NAH DAT AIN'T NO DAMN DAS A (dick) FIDDLER! HE LOOKIN SUS AS FUCK NOW WITH THEM TIGHT AS GREEN SPANDEX AND THAT DARK AS HELL EYELINER. Looking like gay Christmas elf! Looking like a gay ass ballay dancer with them Spider Gwen ballerina shoes. You can't dance for shit nigga! Yo shit is SOOO DAMN TIGHT like I can get a good sight and shape picture of yo "Question mark" I'm telling y'all. sSSSUUUSSSSSSS. Looking like a bigasss lima bean. Skinny ass Jack skeleton moFucka. Like. They did my boy Eddy so freakin dirty with this. My mans had class, style, a nice look, HAIR. Now he. Whateverthelivingfuckdisbaldasspeterpanlookinmofuckasupposestobe. And i hate how that's how he did be lookin in almost every new Batverse when why tho? Nigg(m)a look stupid as hell. How tf he expect to be tooken seriously dressed and lookin like dis ? If I saw dis fucker in real life and he threatens me, imma laugh at his ass and beat him with his cane. Get ya Richard from Allen Gregory looking ass away from me. I can't!
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Bruh it don't look that much but they did my mans Harvey dirty too. LOOK AT MY MANS FACE. good half i mean. Yall nigs kno. THESE MUHFUCKERS STRIPPED HIM OF HIS PRETTYNESS! Man. Dis version of Harvey was a pretty muhfucka. You can't deny dat shit
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Even when he became Two-Face he still got dat 1 side of pretty.  And that deep af panty soaking voice to go along w it. He dat half and half package. 
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Now HE LOOK LIKE DIS
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WHOEVER TF DID DIS NEED DEY ASS WHOOPED! SQUARE TF UP NOW. NIGGA LOOKS LIKE EYEBROWLESS VERSION OF DOC FROM SECRET SATURDAYS. FAT ASS BLOCK NOSE MUH FUCKA.  His eye looks like traingle with a Nike logo on top of it. Lookin like a poorly drawn Dwayne The Rock Johnson. And ya other half ain't lookin that good either. Dat 1 eyebrow putting Helga Pataki to shame! I mean the shit didn't look good before but it was somewhat tamed, now the shit looking like full grownass caterpillar. And that lip black as hell. Kno that side dirty as fuuhck!
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I don't even know what tf I'm sposed to say about DIS except (kinky..)
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Angelica pickles looking ass. Bigass blonde captain coconut looking ass hairstyle. Looking like a blonde creepy ass Wednesday Adams. Dem black as fuck Kim possible lips. She actually looking like a family guy character with that bigass head and small body. I SWEAR she ded looking like one of Stewie's ex's right now my dude! Got  tiny ass flat ass guitar chip shoes. Looks like sis wearing fucking Zippers as shoes. Sis got that "i got something planned fo yo ass" smile. Sis look like she plotting something or did some evil shit already.
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Bros I'm sorry but I'm just as confused as you like. I can't find a single thing different about Harley. Like literally nothing. Her makeup at night be looking blue sometimes, looking like a fakeass Livewire, but nah. They didn't even touch homegirl. Why tf is Harley the only character that stayed the same?????! Niggas was playing favorites. They had plans for that ass since day one. They was probs like: "Aye y'all. DO NOT TOUCH HARLEY. SHE STAYS THE SAME!" "why?" "JUST LISTEN TO ME BITCH!" "Wha bout her mans?" "Oh hell yeah fuck his shit up!" ...sigh.. Yep. It's that time...
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UaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHH what else is dere to be said about dis ugly ass nigga? Dis nigga look like Yakko Warner & Freakazoid's love child! Dis nigga look like a random Tiny toons or Animaniac character! With that dookie green shirt and flower. You and Riddler's gay ass both matching them Dexter's laboratory Gloves. Why tf yo eyes eyes black as fuck tho?! How tf does one do that to theyself?! Yo ass probably snorted some shit and ya shits expanded and that's prolly yo pupils with ya cracked out ass. Nigga don't even look like a clown no more. Hell Jared Leto Joker atleast had the lipstick down. Dis nigga got dem ashy ass lips hanging out. Nigga think he owning too. Nigga you don't own shit! Broke as hell now. And yo design broke too. Joker? Man more like Broker. Got dat fairly odd parents hair. Got that Cosmo and Wanda in one. Like bitch if you don't. Just like Riddler i can not take yo animaniac looking ass serious. You do not scare me bitch! Bye!
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Now see dis? DIS is Aight! A lot more fitting and & faithful to the character. No over the fucking top redesign, you can actually tell it's the same damn character as before, a little bit of swag for personality
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So that's the tea. Ivy & Croc are the only good rogue redesigns in the whole series, evBody else ugly as shit.
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