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wondersinwaynemanor · 7 hours

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like father, like kids. and make it with Bruce and the Wayne kids with cheesy pick up lines for their partners.

imagine Bruce searching through the internet on what to say and he stumbles on cheesy pick up lines, thinking they work with his flirtation skills. he already has that playboy persona he puts on, but what if he wants to expand his skills?

his kids are just like him. their partners talking about how cheesy they sound, but does it really matter? the lines work on them anyways.

just imagine some scenerios:

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Wally, calling Babs: Hey, Babs. Did Dick ever do cheesy pick up lines to you?

Babs, laughs: He tried. Is he getting any better?

Wally, blushing hard: I mean...

Babs: I shouldn't even be asking you, Walls. No matter what he does, you adore him.

Roy, who hears Wally's question to Babs, grins: Jaybird does the same.

Wally: Probably a brother thing?

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Jon: Kon, should I be worried that Damian is starting to talk... Like....

Kon: Like what?

Jon, cheeks turning red: He's telling me pick up lines from Tumblr that I found last week!

Kon, baffled: Hold up! I swear Tim just recently told me also-

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Steph: So, does Duke's pick up lines work on you?

Izzy, smiles: He doesn't need to, but I appreciate the effort.

Steph, shrugs with a knowing smile: I know the feeling.

somewhere at the Watchtower:

Batman: You're just like the Bat signal because you light up the darkness.

Wonder Woman blinks before smiling lovingly at Batman.

somehow Roy and Wally hears the gossip between Batman and Wonder Woman.

Red Arrow: So it must be a family thing.

Flash: Yuppp, not just a brother thing.

Superman, smirks: A hundred percent.

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roguescum · 23 hours

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fucking archers man

#jayroy #royjay #jason todd #roy harper #dc comics #dc #comics fanart #technically this is a flipped versiuon of my jason headcanon but i forgot to flip it back and like it better this way #whatever the patterns the same call it good #roy gets milfier every time i draw him. this is my design

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neptunezo · 3 days

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jayroy is so monica and chandler coded omg

Jason and Monica are lowkey both neat and control freaks (obviously more Monica) and both feel under appreciated by their parents. They both discover who they are and learn to love and accept themselves of course with the help of their silly sarcastic boyfriend who just happens to be their older brother’s best friend. Roy and Chandler, 1, have had past addiction issues (chandler and his smoking, not matthew perry, rip) but both choosing to right their addictions. 2, Both use to be in a band *teehee* and 3, both want love but find it hard and have bad luck.

plus you’d get the iconic scene:

Dick: MY BEST FRIEND AND MY BROTHER?!?

Roy: Look we aren’t just messing around, I love him

Jason: I love him too

(super sappy looks between the two)

Dick: my best friend and my brother!!!!

AND ALSO THE “I am not high maintenance” SCENE IS ABSOLUTELY JAYROY and little parts of my heart smile

#batman #jason todd #batkids #man i love batman #dick greyson #batfam #roy harper #jayroy #friends #that one scene from friends inspired this #monica geller #chandler bing #weird combination but it works so well in my head #plus jayroy would so get together by accident in london #dick is also highkey ross just less insane #dick is still pretty insane tho

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thisiswhereikeepdcthings · 10 months

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Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.

Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.

Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:

Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.

Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:

Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.

Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.

Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.

Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?

Roy: But Bruce said-

Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-

*cut to Jason fighting Batman*

Roy: So does this count, or…

Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?

Steph: Outsourcing.

Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*

#batman #bruce wayne #batkids #batfam #dick grayson #wally west #jason todd #roy harper #tim drake #conner kent #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #birdflash #jayroy #timkon #stephcass

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fishfission-dc · 9 months

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I think Roy Harper is the personification of all those “my unemployed friend on a Tuesday” memes. Even if he was employed. Like you’d walk into his home and it’s just full of Contraptions. He just does Things and the purpose is unintelligible

Jason is like this too but in a less noticeable way. Roy is like “I welded a toaster oven to my assault rifle to see if it would do anything when I zapped it with a taser” and Jason is like “I read four textbooks and wrote an academic paper about the Mesopotamian grain economy”

“what did you guys do today”

“we liberated a country and then I built a motorized couch that’s technically street legal and then Jason blew up the road couch”

#this is specifically about new 52 roy and jason. their red hood/arsenal era #i dont know #it feels right #jason todd #roy harper #jayroy #royjay #red hood #arsenal #red hood and the outlaws #dc comics #dc #batman #batfamily #dc robin #green arrow

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phoneduk · 3 months

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[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]

Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"

Dick: "sure!"

Random TT: "what are your names?"

Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"

Random TT: "...excuse me?"

Jason: "it's the idiot's name"

Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"

Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"

Jason: "Oliver Queen"

Tim: "Lex Luthor"

Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"

Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"

Tim: "what he said"

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #roy harper #connor kent #conner kent #jayroy #birdflash #ted kord is a nerdy little thot and i stand by that opinion #ted kord #oliver queen #lex luthor #batfamily #batfam #this came to me in a dream

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iwannabealice · 2 months

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part 4

#dc universe #dc comics #dc batfam #dc outlaws #dc incorrect quotes #dc red hood #dc arsenal #dc jason todd #dc roy harper #jason todd #roy harper #red hood #arsenal #red hood and the outlaws #jayroy #batfamily #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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devine-fem · 4 months

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you guys ever hear a character say something so gay you sitting there trying to figure out how you were supposed to interpret that platonically?!

#batjokes #jondami #yoshiden #birdflash #jayroy #stephcass #cissiecassie #who else does this…#spideypool #reddie #merthur #renga #terumob #mikayuu #boostle

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if-i-hate-the-headline · 1 year

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wayne family adventures moments that i love dearly (pt. 1?)

roy harper? he's so chill about it too like damian you're struggling with making friends here's my advice i love jason

he's so sparkly

each of their faces gets me every time

jason just looks annoyed

dick just looks apologetic, like batman will be pissed at him

damian looks downright angry

tim, poor tim looks so uncomfortable

he's just cracking some guys skull!! (i love jason)

this is my favorite quote in history

bart is so flash, like hes just vibing and not at all caring about how stressed his friend is about him being there

he's the angsty one not jason

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brungeons-and-bragons · 8 months

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Bitches will be like “my ship just got confirmed” and then show you a single low-res frame of ambiguous origin where the characters walk out of a room together. It’s me. I am bitches.

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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.

Roy: Who was I about to kiss?

Dick: *gags*

Dick: Jason.

Roy: ...

Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?

Roy: Well...

Dick: "Well..." is not an option.

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red-moon10 · 8 months

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A Win for tasteful people

#jayroy #birdflash #roy harper #jason todd #wally west #dick grayson

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livingdeadvoid · 1 year

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Tim, trying to come out to everyone: I'm dating Clark's son

Damian, looking up from his tablet: I'm also dating Clark's son...

Bruce, looking between his two kids: I'm dating Clark-

Dick: Holy shit now I'm glad I'm dating just Wally

Jason: You're dating Wally? Pfft- I'm dating Roy

Stephanie: I'm dating cA-

Cass, covering her mouth: I think that's enough reveals for one day.

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neptunezo · 26 days

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The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)

bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.

Roy: That’s my sweater?

Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…

Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes

Kon: how do you know?

Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???

Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine

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melonnabar · 6 months

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Jayroy commission!

#dc comics #jason todd #roy harper #jayroy #red hood #arsenal

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ktkat99 · 1 month

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Roy- Listen to me. You're new, so you might not know this yet, but what's the worst thing about dating a Wayne?

Bernard- Uhh, Bruce's shovel talk?

Roy- No.

Bernard- The late hours they're always working?

Roy- No.

Roy- You'll never be able to steal their clothes.

Roy- They all steal each other's clothes and no one knows what belongs to who half the time.

Roy- I swiped Bruce's housecoat last Christmas because I thought it was Jason's and I still can't look him in the eye

#batman #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #bernard dowd #roy harper #jayroy #timber #timbern #batfam incorrect quotes #roy still has the housecoat #he cant work up the nerve to return it #and jason thinks its too funny to do it for him

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