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Batfam Incorrect Quotes
Jason, walking into his apartment: Hello, people who do not live here.
Duke: Hey.
Tim: Hi.
Damian: Hello.
Steph: Hii!
Jason: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Dick: Alfred's out of town and were hungry
#batfam incorrect quotes#jason todd#duke thomas#tim drake#damian al ghul#stephanie brown#dick grayson#batfamily#batsiblings#incorrect batfamily quotes#Jason Todd can cook#Jason can cook
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Batfam: Oh sure we can! (track Jason)
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Bruce: You know you can stay, do you?
Alfred: Indeed, but I'm sure Master Jason might take care of them.
#jason todd#red hood#batfam#dc#batman#tim drake#damian wayne#cassandra cain#dick grayson#stephanie brown#alfred pennyworth#fanart#he just woke up#+ ik few of them also can cook bt to me only Alf & Jason is best cooker which is y they visit (breaking) his apartment lol
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Jason: Ew, this tastes gross *turning to Dick next to him and holding it out to him* try it
Dick: What? No way, you just said it tastes gross, why would I try it?
Jason: fine *turns to Tim on the other side of him, holding it out* try this
Tim: *takes a bite* Yeah, disgusting
Damian: Oh please, Drake's a baby, let me try it
Tim: *passes it to Damian*
Damian: *Tries it* Eww, yeah, no, this is gross
Steph: *Takes it from Damian, trying it* makes me want to vomit, try it Cass
Cass: *Takes a bite* yeah no, please never get this again, you want some Duke?
Duke: Why not *takes a bite* Meh, it's not horrible, it's just not good
Dick: Well now I feel left out
Duke: *hands it to Dick*
Dick: *takes a bite*
Dick:
Bruce, in the background: *slaps his forehead* why are they like this
Jason: You wanna try Bruce?
Bruce, dad who feels bad when he says no to his kids: *pained smile* *through clenched teeth* Suuuure...
Dick: *hands it to Bruce*
Bruce: *takes a bite, spits it out into his napkin* Awful, truly atrocious, I'm going to sue, that was so awful
#they are all smart#but when put together they can be dumbasses#they go from like that big brain meme individually to like 2 braincells collectively when put together#im basing this on me with my own siblings#so i know this is just how siblings are#one is like this tastes bad then hands it to another person to try and that just continues til we all have tried it and agreed#but they are also biased cause they all have alfreds cooking regularly so they try something else and are like wtf#alfred spoils them rotten when it comes to good food#batfam#batkids#bat family#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#bruce wayne#incorrect batfamily quotes#it was gonna stop at bruce being like 'why are they like this' but then i was like... wait a minute#bruce is definitely the dad who cant say no to his kids#and the second part was born
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Bruce who has no idea how terrifying he actually is.
Tim one day decides that his boredom overrides his siblings' need for peace and quiet. So, like the little agent of chaos he is, he brings up the dreaded question.
"In your unbiased opinion, who's the strongest in the family?"
Immediately all of them go, "Cass." She's smiling shyly about it, but there's a silver of assured confidence in there.n
Tim sighs. Fine. Too easy. " Okay, maybe that narrows it down. Who's most dangerous? I vote Dick."
Dick doesn't even need to think about it. "Aw, thanks, Timmy! I think I'm gonna go with Ja--" Damian's holding a dangerously sharp pencil to his windpipe. "Dami. Of course it's Damian."
Jason scoffs, "Clearly, it's me. That's like, my whole thing remember? I'm the violent robin--"
"Todd, we all know you gave stickers and cartoon bandages to every Rogue you had to arrest. You had gumball smoke bombs." Jason's 100% turning red and Tim is so gonna tease later.
"Besides, both you and Grayson are wrong."
Damian? Giving someone else credit? That, they have to hear. "Who is it, then?"
"It's Baba, obviously."
Jason breaks in a fit of laughter, alongside them. "Oh come on! Bruce? Bruce, who bakes awful vegan cupcakes for the PTA? He literally starts crying everytime we watch Toy Story 3."
"Because the unethical treatment within prison complexes and unfair labor laws forced upon inamtes parallels gets to him! Nevertheless. Baba could defeat mother. What makes you think he'd have a hard time with you?"
Dick snorts, " I think you're being a bit biased,--"
Damian throws a batarang at Bruce, slicing through the air with a quickness.
Their dad is reading reports, but not only does he evade it, sends it back with venomous speed. Right next to Damian's cheek. A purposeful missed shot.
Later, after they recovered from that whiplash, they ask Bruce the same question, and he of course goes with the most logical answer, " Alfred. But I think any of you could defeat me easily."
That doesn't make them feel better at all.
#dc#dc comics#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#batfamily#dick grayson#damian wayne#text post#text#let bruce be a top threat pls#he just has to be unaware#like im sorry this mf can fught mutants and gods and whatever atrocity gotham cooks up as a rich kid with a strong immune system???#BAMF#bamf bruce wayne
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Danny and Jason flirting but it’s just them talking about food and sharing recipes
Danny: that’s some juicy looking pan roasted chicken you have there… can’t help but notice you have some… brown bits left on the pan…
Jason: Oh yeah? And what do you think I should do about it?
Danny: sauté some onion and deglaze with some red wine, make a nice luscious pan sauce
Jason: Hmmmm… personally I was thinking shallots… something a little subtler… teasing even… maybe take some butter and… mount the sauce
Danny: Yes chef
#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc#dead on main#danny fenton#jason todd#cooking#flirting through food#for context mounting a sauce is a French cooking technique#it means taking cold butter and incorporating it into the sauce for added richness#can be a little tricky since it can break and make the sauce oily instead#but just keep the pan moving constantly and you’re probably fine#it really upgrades a quick pasta sauce for an easy dinner
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Meme Prompt 2
Thinkin of feral halfa Jason again. No surprise there.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#halfa jason#de aged danny#alongside the entire class#GIW were doing experiments with the more ecto contaminated of the amity parkers#And experimenting with how cores are formed in hopes of learning how to permanently destroy them#They just chose the worst place to set up their labs thanks to there being a new reaper-class ecto-being settling down there#Does this count as mpreg lol#Technically he's just carrying the cores until they can reform bodies even if they're lil babies now#Well their bodies are toddlers they still have their minds for the most part#I imagine this takes place before anything like the Titans Tower or just after the heads in a duffel bag#On one hand he's not thought to be gunning after robin#on the other he's a very territorial brooding halfa with no one explaining to him why he's so aggressive to intruders#he stress bakes and cooks a lot which the children of crime alley and people are chill with#free food after all#Crime Alley seeing Hood's glowing green eyes: We've connected the dots#Jason with his several toddlers with teh same glowing eyes: You haven't connected shit#Crime Alley already researching supernatural and alien creatures: We've connected them#jason todd#crime alley#goonion#danny fenton#jazz fenton#dan fenton#ellie fenton#valerie gray#tucker foley#sam manson
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12 year old Jay (12 and a half, if you asked him)
Posting this before I look at it too much and don't like it anymore
#jason todd#robin#robin!jason#curly haired jason todd#its supposed to be curly anyway ☠☠#i can't stop giving him little monkey ears#who needs a grapple when you can just glide from building to building#thats the real reason he wears that giant red helmet#to hide those ridiculous ears#kidding#unless#i should have made his nose and cheeks redder#he was always sunburnt as a kid#bruce forgot he was ginger until they stepped into the sunlight and he could smell something cooking#and then realised it was his son#bruce also burns#but not because he's ginger just because there is no sun in gotham
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Yes, poor people insist on eating cheap food and refusing to learn to cook. They wouldn't want better even if they did have the resources, that's just how they are by nature.
Thank you for correcting those ignorant Jason stans. Their headcanons of Jason being a good cook and enjoying fancy food are so seriously harmful.
Cass (who canonically lacks a lot of home skills and greatly enjoys eating other people's food) is one of the best cooks. Bruce (canonically a terrible cook who can't even make a sandwich) "does okay"—sure, it's your headcanon. Alfred, the classy British guy, is logically a great cook and "super posh". We can sum up Tim's unimpressive cooking skills just briefly.
But we need an entire section describing your headcanon about how Jason can't cook and needs to stick to "poverty comfort foods", because he comes from a poor background.
#Jason is such an a-hole and his personality is so repulsive and there are so many colorful ways to hate him.#Why do so MANY of you insist on blatant/veiled classism and ableism and abuse apologism? It's just not very creative or cool.#Jason Todd#fanon#fanon vs canon#canon vs fanon#You know what's a great ''poverty comfort food''?? Canned fruit! Ask me how I know!#I love Cass but when has she shown interest in cooking other than loving to eat? Her tastes seem VERY similar to Jason's in canon.#I mean if she really needs to win ''THE Number One Most-Like-Bruce Except Better'' Competition then she should be a bad cook too.#But tbh I think ''bad cook'' is a really weird trait to assign to fictional power fantasies. Cooking shouldn't be hard for those people.#If you can disarm a bomb and assemble a gun then you can follow step-by-step instructions to cook something simple and wholesome.#So even though Bruce is CANONICALLY a bad cook--I still headcanon that all the Bats are at least decently competent at cooking.#fandom negativity CW#fandom drama CW
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I just had an idea for a batman au permutation
Reverse robins au where their current physical ages are reversed, but the order they were born is NOT reversed
So like Jason still dies and comes back (could still be for Robin reasons or could be for Crime Alley reasons) except he’s been dead for four years, and everyone else has aged in that time while he has’t aged a day.
Dick gets taken by the court of owls and becomes immortal unaging prepubescent child until the Batfam rescue him find a way to make him age normally again so he is not permanently stuck being babey.
Damian was a test tube baby like some versions of canon, except the assassins really didn’t want to deal with a small child, so they just kept the accelerated aging on until they could plop out a newly formed 12 year old infant.
Tim.
So Dami would look 24 but only have the lived experience of 12 of those years
Tim would be 17
Jason would be 15 in both looks and mind, but be born 19 years ago
Dick would have been born 24 years ago and have up to that many years of memory (depending on how long the Court kept him comatose), but permanently has the appearance, mindset, and undeveloped brain of a 12 year old.
#anyone can do whatever they want with this i have to many writing projects already#batman#batfam#batfamily#reverse robins#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#talia shows up at bruce’s door with a whole child says ‘i cooked him for too long’ and just leaves#bruce just goes ‘well i guess i gotta put off my plans to go to the circus today#also jon can still be aged up by volcano to keep him the same age as dami
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NaNoWriMo Day #28
[masterlist] [part one] [part two]
No prompt this time, I just really wanted to write this continuation ^_________^
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While the kid—Danny—took care of his business, Jason busied himself with getting the pancake batter mixed up, mind whirling with the thoughts he'd set aside the night before. Questions about how Danny had gotten to Gotham, how he'd gotten into Jason's apartment, and how the kid had done whatever it was he'd done tangled and spun around inside his head, mixing with thoughts and theories about what, exactly, had happened last night. He knew he'd probably have to tread lightly with the conversation topics at first, the kid looked like something a half dead cat dragged in and would most likely be standoffish at best. Jason knew himself, though, and with how badly he wanted answers, well... He wasn't sure how well he'd be able to handle taking the slow approach this time around. He'd just have to do his best and hope to high heaven that he didn't drive Danny away by being too pushy.
Danny made his way into the kitchen just as Jason was mixing the last of the big lumps out, causing Jason to grin. "Good timing," he said, setting the bowl down on the counter, shuffling a few steps over to turn the range on at a low heat. He bent to dig his pancake skillet out of the cupboard, he didn't make pancakes often enough to keep it readily available, though he did make sure to bring it every time he moved safe houses. A good pancake skillet was hard to come by, and he refused to dishonor Alfred's special pancake recipe by using a subpar pan if he could get away with it. "So, Danny, what do you like in your pancakes? I've got a few bananas that haven't gone bad, some walnuts, chocolate chips, one of my brothers left a jumbo container of peanut butter M&Ms last time they were over, and I've got some precooked bacon we could crisp up to crumble and throw in if that's your fancy." Jason glanced over his shoulder as he stood up with the pan in hand, pausing when he saw Danny's wide eyed expression. "What?"
"You... You can put all that stuff inside your pancakes?" Danny asked in shock. His big blue eyes seemed to shimmer with barely contained awe, his shaggy hair and oversized blue hoodie combining with the expression to make the kid seem even younger than he likely was.
Jason carefully sat the pan down on the range before turning to Danny with a raised eyebrow. That protective something was rising in his chest again, and he wasn't sure he wanted to stop it. "Kid, we can put all of that and more in our pancakes, if we want to. Who's gonna stop us?" Even with his crappy childhood, Jason had known you could add things to pancake batter before Bruce had taken him in! He'd never done it before that point, but that was excusable in his opinion. Not knowing it was possible in the first place wasn't.
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After a filling breakfast of chocolate chip and bacon pancakes, with milk and applesauce packets so their meal was a tad bit more balanced than it otherwise would be, Jason finally decided to try getting some answers from the adorable kid who had mysteriously entered, and likely saved, his life. He just wasn't entirely sure how to start. Over breakfast, they'd asked each other some basic getting-to-know-you questions, so Jason knew Danny was ten and liked space, heroes, and the color mars red, and Danny knew Jason was twenty-one and liked books, guns, and the color burnished gold. How was he supposed to move the conversation in the direction he wanted to take it without just outright changing subjects? He must be more out of practice with social interactions than he'd thought if he was struggling this badly.
Luckily, though, it seemed Danny had no problems with getting down to business. "Alright, you said you had questions. I'm assuming most of them are about what happened last night and the rest are about me. Am I right?" He was a blunt little bugger, too.
"Pretty much," Jason said, nodding.
Danny nodded as well. "Right, well, we can do this the kinda quick and fairly messy way, or the much slower and more complete way. Which would you prefer?"
Jason raised an eyebrow at that. "I'm assuming one of those is me asking questions and you answering them?"
"Yep, and the other is me just starting from the beginning and answering any questions at the end," the kid agreed. Danny looked him dead in the eyes. "I don't have anywhere to be for at least the next few hours, but I don't know if you do, so you get to decide how we do this."
He thought about it, and the repercussions of both options. The "quick" and dirty method would theoretically get his questions answered quicker, but was liable to give him more questions and end to taking longer than either really wanted it to, while the "longer" and cleaner method would take longer to answer his questions, but would also give him most of, if not all, the context he'd need to actually understand the answers to his questions, and potentially be quicker in the long run at that. Jason nodded, decision made. "Let me tell my family I'm alright, then we'll start from the beginning, yeah? And we should probably move to the couch, it'll be more comfortable than the dinner table."
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＼(◎o◎)／ I GOT INSPIRATION! I know I said I'd only use prompts this month, but they were starting to make me want to tear my hair out, and I like my hair (；^ω^）so yeah, these last few days will be free days where I can write whatever the fudge I want to. I'll probably write part four of this sooner rather than later, and I'm thinking of writing a part three for the fake cryptids au, as well. Here's hoping everything goes to plan (^～^;)ゞ
I'm too tired to be able to go through with tagging everyone who asked to be tagged in part three of this ficlet series, so I'm just going to hope this makes it to everyone who wanted to see it even without me tagging them. Maybe if I weren't so tired, I'd take the time to tag people, but ¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯ I'm trying not to fall asleep as I write this (´-﹏-`；) so yeaaaahhh, I'm going to finish this up and get myself to bed ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
Have a good morning/day/night!
#danny phantom#batman#fanfic#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp crossover#dp au#fanfiction#nanowrimo 2022#NaNoWriMo Day 28#part three as asked!#wow. i can't believe this has come so far#Danny and Jason are talking~#they're interacting~#they're making pancakes and experiencing things they're unfamiliar with and oh my heck Danny is hard core being adopted right now#Jason has decided Danny is his now#Danny has decided this guy isn't so bad#and also that chocolate chip bacon pancakes are the best#gosh dang it now i want to try those...#Jason Todd can cook#Danny wants to learn now#Jason is the only Wayne allowed to cook in Alfred's kitchen#it was originally that Jason was the only Wayne allowed to cook in there unsupervised#but then Dick and Tim ruined that for everyone else#so now Jason is the only one allowed to operate more than the microwave and the coffee maker#Danny might change that with time though#in either direction lol
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dp x dc prompt #55
After 14 separate grease fires, 12 minor knife fights, several layers deep messes, and 4 unidentifiable cooking attempts, Alfred finally gets fed up with the bat kids(excepting Jason, of course) messing up his kitchen attempting to cook. No matter how many times he tries to get them to stay out, they always seem to find their way back into the kitchen and a mess not far behind. If he can’t keep them out, the very least he can do is attempt to get them to learn how to cook. Maybe a culinary class would do them good.
Danny was finally living the good life. Mostly. His rogues have settled down, and his parents have stepped back some from ghost hunting after a string of failures(that may or may not be his fault) of actually hunting any ghost. It all started when he let slip that he was planning to move away from Amity Park. Now he’s got an entire checklist of things to work through to be deemed competent enough to be left(mostly) alone. Number one? Lunch Lady is sending him to learn how to cook.
Culinary do x dc adventures, Worst Cooks In America style. There’s going to be so many grease fires, and maybe someone will even actually learn something.
or- are there any heroes that actually know how to cook?
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc x dp#crossover#dc universe#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#writing prompt#writing#funny#batpham#everyone gets a taste of the big bad cooking school#jason is the only one that goes willingly#danny single handedly failed every single safety test#and then procured the help of box lunch with the promise of sweets to help him cheat#tim is the first one to burn his hand on a sheet pan trying to just pull it out of the oven#duke and class are the only ones(excepting jason) that can make anything resembling food#dick is so proud of his chicken plate until everyone realizes that it’s still completely raw in the center#and then he accidentally sets the oil in his pan on fire and panics and throws the whole thing in the sink#danny makes a meatloaf#the meatloaf tries to eat people instead#i don’t think the recipe involved ectoplasm#jason’s food always turns out just about perfect#he’s an honorary teaching assistant#the teacher doesn’t know where they went wrong to get so many people like this in one year#damian makes unidentifiable charred thing and attempts unsuccessfully to hide it under the table#danny eats stuff raw on dares and gets told off#all culinary tags based on my own experiences with the class. fun times.#bruce lives in fear now that he knows alfred is willing to go this far. he has no idea when he’s going to be next.#culinary arts
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"Bruce Wayne can't cook to save his life." That's a load of bullshit. Listen Bruce can cook, he just doesn't have the time for it, and the fact that he hardly passes as functional human being.
You can't tell me that in all his traveling he hasn't picked up something. If he can remember miniature details for a case that was three years ago, he can remember recipes.
Listen other than Alfred, Martha Wayne was the only person who knew how to cook. Martha wasn't going to let her son become like his father it that department. She and Alfred taught Bruce everything from the correct utensils to how to properly spice meat, "BBQ spice is not for chicken Master Bruce, have some class."
That was one thing Alfred and Bruce still kept doing after his parents died, and because of this he becomes an amazing cook.
When he meant Taila, trust and believe that she went Gordon Ramsey on his ass when she taught him how to cook the meals of her homeland (that's when he fell in love with her. I refuse to believe anything else on this matter), and obviously as he traveled he gained more knowledge on different dishes. Most from his masters and some from random old ladies that he came across.
The problem comes when he desides to take over the company and become the cities regular furry problem. He just doesn't have time and this leads to his kids never finding out. They grow up knowing that Alfred cooks. They also don't know that on rare occasion that Bruce is free he would sneek into their apartments and make food that can be frozen and reheated, because just like him, his kids can hardly pass as functional.
And that's how Jason found him, one random Tuesday. There his father was, floating around in a black AC/DC t-shirt, gray slacks, sparkly pink crocs(Dick), Jason's apron (because Jason is the only kid that knows how to cook) and the Rolling Stones playing form a speaker that was definitely Tim's. Bruce only glances at him before speaking, "Go change, wash your hands, then come cut the carrots." then goes to drain the pasta, and because Jason is to stunned to speak he goes without a word.
Jason doesn't bring it up, so Bruce won't bring it up.
One thing he does do every night is make Damian, Duke, Tim and Steph's school lunch. He strongly objects to the idea of his babies eating Gotham Academy/University powder egg shit. No sir.
That's how the family found out. That was funny.
"I once saw you put salt and vinegar Lay's in bread."
"Not my finest moment."
They tell Dick. He laughs in their face until he sees his dad in his kitchen cutting onions without flinching or wiping his eyes.
"You have no soul."
"Yes I don't. Wash your hand and cut that baby marrow."
"But I don't like baby marrow." he complained as he washed his hands.
"I have no soul, right?"
Dick sticks out his tongue, he get whacked by a wooden spoon.
#Bruce the chef#Batfamily shenanigans#Damian tears up#Jason and Bruce cook together as therapy#Bruce Wayne#Alfred Pennyworth#Jason Todd#Dick Grayson#Batfam#Batkids#Someone make a AU out of this please#Get threatened by their father who is holding a wooden spoon is scarier than his disappointed voice#Martha Wayne would be proud#Cass found out when he helped her with a case in Hong Kong.#She is very much in love with his food and trust and believe she would brag about it at any point.#Thalia sends recipes to Bruce so he can make them for Damian and Jason
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I like the batfam happy too so here’s a lil HC :)
since I do HC Jason as Chinese as well as a cooking enthousiast I think he bonds with Cass and Damian through food
Jason will mostly make them dishes he knows, either the few from his youth or the one’s he learnt to make with Alfred when he was living at the manor BUT whenever Cass or Damian has a special request he will learn to make it for them
also since I am Chinese and am projecting I think Jason should be specifically from Beijing which means his dishes are Beijing style
that really doesn’t mean shit to most people, but just know that it means whenever Cass and Damian request something it’ll be very different from what Jason knows
anyways I just think that Jason would feel a bit responsible when it comes to keeping the Chinese spirit alive between the three of them. not only cooking them food but also popping up around the manor when it’s Chinese new year or mid-autumn festival
#batfam#batfam hc#dc#dcu#dc comics#jason todd#asian jason todd#cassandra cain#damian wayne#dc hc#batsibs#jason todd can cook#my brain
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DP x DC: Of Cooking and Ghosts
Danny is a single father. Dani is now physically her actual age making Danny, at the tender age of 20 the father of a 4 year old(5 in a couple months)
Danny moved to Blood Haven. He's got a decent paying job, lives in a decent neighborhood, and his schedule allows him to take Dani to and from school. It had been a bit of an adjustment, but he and his daughter are doing alright. There's just one problem...
Danny can't cook
Danny never learned how to cook and frankly he can't just keep eating fast food and takeout. His parents weren't the best cooks but at least his dad could make flapjacks that didn't come alive and attack them. Hell, he missed going over to Tuckers and getting fed by Mrs. Foley, because that woman could really cook. Danny needed something homemade, surely cooking couldn't be THAT hard...
Dick was quite alarmed to find smoke coming out of his neighbor's door as he came back from walking Haley. His instincts kicked in, leading to one officer Grayson bursting in and putting out a small grease fire much to the chagrin of his neighbor, Danny. Dick invites Danny and his daughter Dani to his place down the hall while the smoke clears out. So Dick makes them the one food he knows how to make
Pancakes
Turns out neither of them are the most robust of chefs. Dick calls Alfred and gets some recipes to try and him and Danny make plans to go over to Dick's place and learn a couple. Dani likes to "help" aka play with Haley, and Danny and Dick bond over learning to cook and eating just a bit healthier
OR
I rewatched an episode of Sweetness and Lightning and am still on my Romcom bullshit. So Danny and Dick get a meet cute and then learn how to feed themselves. Frankly I'm not sure how or if secret identities and ghosts work into this, i just am feeling sappy and wanted something cute. Could be romantic, could just be friends, could be found family, idk
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dpxdc#green elephants#just needed some cutesy romcom fluff#and we know that Dick can at least make pancakes#but it's still funny to imagine the man not being able to cook at all#Just imagine Jason coming up after hearing dickie bird is learning to cook#looking at them and just sighing before rolling up his sleeves and teaching them to properly use a kitchen knife#Jason later leaves decent cookware outside their doors#doesn't leave a note#but they still know
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tim drake is the one person nobody is going to steal food from because the only type of meals that tim knows how to make are those five minute depression meals that looks like it could kill you if it touched your tongue.
(the rest of the batfam aren’t picky eaters and will probably eat anything but they’d rather drink paint thinner straight out of the container than ever consume anything that tim makes)
#batman#batfamily#batfam#tim drake#tim drake wayne#timothy jackson drake#timothy drake wayne#the rest of the batfam are side-eying so hard when they see him cook#see the ingredients being eaten on their own fine & understandable but why is he putting them together?#even bruce isn’t this bad#and that’s saying something#they don’t know how tim can still ingest those monstrosities without blinking#tim drake is a menace#one of the few times cass and jason get along is when they’re judging tim over his food choices#tim is the spleenless robin#tim might be smart but he’s also the biggest moron alive
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Relationships:
Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Duke Thomas & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne Batfamily Members & Stephanie Brown Tim Drake & Barbara Gordon Tim Drake & Teen Titans
Characters:
Alfred Pennyworth Bruce Wayne Barbara Gordon Dick Grayson duke Thomas Damian Wayne Cassandra Cain Jason Todd Tim Drake Stephanie Brown raven (Teen Titans) Garfield Logan Cassie Sandsmark Kon-El | Conner Kent Bart Allen Jaime Reyes Tam Fox
Additional Tags:
Batfamily (DCU) Domestic Batfamily (DCU) Crack Tim Drake Can Cook that needs to be a tag Why isn't it a tag?
Summary:
It’s a common assumption every Batfamily member has that Tim Drake can’t cook.
How do they know this for sure? Let's take a look at Bruce Wayne.
#tim drake#dick grayson#bruce wayne#jason todd#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#cassandra cain#barbra gordon#stephanie brown#duke thomas#garfield logan#raven#cassie sandsmark#kon el kent#conner kent#bart allen#jaime reyes#tam fox#Can He Cook?
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