Dc x Dp Prompt #10: Inter-Dimensional Bake-Off
Alfred was checking the mail the manor had received that day when he found it. In between bills, fan mail, and company missives was a regal purple envelope addressed to one Alfred Thaddeus Crane Pennyworth. Intrigued, Alfred set aside the rest of the mail and sat to open the letter.
Inside was a high quality cardstock invitation of a metallic silver color decorated with luxurious midnight green script. It declared on the front:
“You Are Cordially Invited”
Alfred raised an eyebrow and flipped open card.
Dear, Alfred Thaddeus Crane Pennyworth
You have been cordially invited to participate in the first annual inter-dimensional bake-off to celebrate the coronation of the young, King Phantom, age 21, Ruler of the Infinite Realms, the Great One, Protector of Souls, Keeper of Peace, The Perfect Balance, The Infinite King, Ancient of Space and Reality.
We have discerned that you are among the top 25 bakers in the 11 most stable and prominent dimensions with an open connection to the Infinite Realms. Thus, we would like to offer you the opportunity to show off and test your skills against talented competitors.
Should you accept, all transport, accommodation, amenities, materials, and potentially needed medical care shall be provided by the King and his court. If you would like to bring any specific ingredients or tools you are welcome to file a request for them when you arrive and they shall be summoned to you at the start of the competition. You are allowed one plus one either as an assistant or moral support.
Should you have any questions please write them down and place them on the sigil on the next page and recite the incantation bellow:
“bonvolu respondi mian demandon”
The event shall occur in a fortnight upon the weekend before the kings official coronation ceremony. In order to confirm your participation in the competition please burn this letter with one of your most recently made baked goods. In order to decline simply dissolve this message under running water. Please confirm your attendance or absence within a week’s time.
Kind Regards,
the Council of Ancients
Advisors to the Good King Phantom
Well, it seemed like Alfred had earned a place in a rather prestigious event. ‘It seems a finally have a reason to make use of all those vacation days Master Bruce keeps insisting I must utilize.’ He smiled to himself, tucking the letter into his pocket. ‘I wonder if Master Jason would be amicable to accompanying me for a weekend of baking in a magical dimension?’
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Just in case anyone has trouble reading the letter:
Dear, Alfred Thaddeus Crane Pennyworth
You have been cordially invited to participate in the first annual inter-dimensional bake-off to celebrate the coronation of the young, King Phantom, age 21, Ruler of the Infinite Realms, the Great One, Protector of Souls, Keeper of Peace, The Perfect Balance, The Infinite King, Ancient of Space and Reality.
We have discerned that you are among the top 25 bakers in the 11 most stable and prominent dimensions with an open connection to the Infinite Realms. Thus, we would like to offer you the opportunity to show off and test your skills against talented competitors.
Should you accept, all transport, accommodation, amenities, materials, and any potentially needed medical care shall be provided by the King and his court. If you would like to bring any specific ingredients or tools you are welcome to file a request for them when you arrive and they shall be summoned to you at the start of the competition. You are allowed one plus one either as an assistant or moral support.
Should you have any questions please write them down and place them on the sigil on the next page and recite the incantation bellow:
“bonvolu respondi mian demandon”
The event shall occur in a fortnight upon the weekend before the kings official coronation ceremony. In order to confirm your participation in the competition please burn this letter with one of your most recently made baked goods. In order to decline simply dissolve this message under running water. Please confirm your attendance or absence within a week’s time.
Kind Regards,
the Council of Ancients
Advisors to the Good King Phantom
The Esperanto translates to “please answer my question"
Edit: now with possible contestants
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If I'm missing any, feel free to add on!
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A continuation of the idea that Jason occasionally bakes for his crew in order to keep morale up.
Hey you’re new aren’t you?
Yeah? What of it?
You’re lucky you started today! Boss said he’s bringing in something nice!
Like what?
Last time it was a really nice plate of petit fours infused with lavender and honey!
What? Petit fours? What is this tea time? Do I need to wear a tiara?
Hold on pal, one bite and you’ll change your tune.
Red hood enters
Alright everyone! We reward people for a job well done around here and since there were no injuries I made some lemon raspberry macarons for you all. If that’s not your speed I also made some brown butter chocolate chunk cookies.
Cheers ring through the warehouse
New guy tries the cookies and cries for the first time in years.
RH: Josh! How’s the job hunt going?
Josh: About as perfect as the feet on these macarons boss! I’ve got an interview tomorrow!
RH: do you need a suit?
Josh: yes actually!
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