#It would be kinda funny if Cesare's catsuit is like chock full of pot purri sachets and those little smelly car things
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Another unpopular opinion: Neither Steve nor Cesare bathe on even a semi-regular basis. I'm talking like,,,, several weeks going by at a time. With Steve it's fine because if he doesn't bathe for long enough he just smells more and more like popcorn or smthn, while Cesare smells equally of roadkill whether he bathes or not.
#bigtop burger#btb cesare#btb steve#It would be kinda funny if Cesare's catsuit is like chock full of pot purri sachets and those little smelly car things#Because he knows he smells bad so he overcompensates to seem “normal” and it just creates a horrible sensory miasma in their tiny work spac#idk if he'd actually smell tho#I don't think mummies smell and they've also been super dead for a super long time#He does seem like the type of guy to use an obnoxious amount of cologne either way#Second option for Steve is smelling like circus peanuts#Those weird little peanut candies
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