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the one issue about the hermit post system is that when you receive mail, the shulker box doesn't state who sent the mail, unless the sender wrote their name down on a piece of paper. because of this, hermits are able to frame other hermits by sending mail using another hermit's name, while the real sender is left anonymous.
while joel is away in japan for two weeks, it's a perfect time for pranking!.....etho
-on stream, cleo said that they are planning on filling joel's mailbox with love confessions from etho. for example, "this made me think of you" and "do you like me? check yes or no."
-someone left a "love joel x" sign at iskall's base. as a response, iskall is spamming joel's mailbox with love letters and flowers, saying "hi x" and "thinking about you x". the thing is... iskall didn't leave his name on any of the notes he sent.
alongside cleo's love confessions from etho, it is very likely that joel will think iskall's love letters are also from etho. it's boutta be the "joel xo" and etho statues all over again
anyways, the hermits are having too much fun with the mail system, which is great because pearl, etho, and tango worked really hard on it. all i know is that when joel comes back online, he's gonna have a big surprise waiting for him lol
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"Joel is obsessed with Etho" "Etho is obsessed with Joel" Yes, but- I wanna talk about Iskall. This man bought SIXTY-FOUR. A FULL. STACK. Of Joel stamps. And sent him not one, not two, not three, but four packages, with messages that all end with "x", aka "kisses", to Joel the same episode he got his mailbox. He also sent a ghast tear named "My tear of happiness" with a piece of paper that said "For you x"
Pearls reaction to it too:
Transcript:
Pearl: "(Sixteen) -diamonds? I think that's correct."
Iskall: (Overlapped) "That is correct."
Iskall: "Yup"
Pearl: "I believe so, unless I'm completely wrong."
Iskall: "Here you go!"
Pearl: "Oh my gosh, look at that! Ohh, beautiful sixteen diamonds!"
Iskall: "Yeah!"
Pearl: "Did you just-? Hang on, did you just buy six- Oh my gosh, Iskall!"
Iskall: "Okay, well I'm off!"
Pearl: "Not gonna say anything, you enjoy your newfound obsession!"
Iskall: "I will!"
#hermitcraft#hermitblr#iskall85#pearlescentmoon#smallishbeans#He joined the Joel obsession trains#Oh god.#No one on that server is normal#It's great#100 notes#holy shit
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guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun.
first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.
next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"
of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.
etho.
#hermitcraft#joel smallishbeans#iskall85#ethoslab#falsesymmetry#was gonna include in the post but it made it way too long that the other option is he misreads the ''x'' as xisuma signing his name#and thinks. well god now xisuma is obsessed with me too?#like wrong person buddy iskall is apparently the obsessed one now#genuinely the funniest thing is that joel is away on holiday so he will have no idea these messages all came at once.#he might think someone just like really missed him over the course of several days dskjhf#and also this is ignoring the fact that any REAL MAIL people send him will despawn and be lost forever which will possibly#result in more chaos like whyd you never reply to my mail joel :c#this is not even scratching the surface of the possible prank war also this is one tiny branch of everything. not even getting into#the hermit statues and who's been building them etc etc#sorry this situation is just so. it's sooo.
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irresistible textpost
#had to be made it's them#all of them#and some more too#hermitcraft#hermitblr#trafficblr#life smp#traffic smp#life series#hermitcraft smp#hc s10#iskall85#vintagebeef#double life#zombiecleo#inthelittlewood#solidaritygaming#grian#bdubs#bdoubleO100#ethoslab#etho#hermitcraft meme#life series meme#textpost
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im not saying joel is a harem anime protagonist but also.... i'm not saying he's not lol. i mean obv we have lizzie, but also his work wives jimmy (the og work wife), etho, sausage, oli, and now our newest addition iskall.
the jeremy agenda is going strong lol, he's taking over the world
#petition to give lizze her own harem#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#hermitcraft#trafficblr#life series#hermitblr#ldshadowlady#ethoslab#jimmy solidarity#oli orionsound#mythicalsausage#iskall85
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"There's gonna be more [stamps] coming when more Hermits get added to the system. There's only five left, including Stress"
Pearl has clearly learned from the Grian Mumbo potato incident. This time she's making sure Iskall knows that his specialist little guy /gender neutral CANNOT receive mail yet no matter how badly he wants to send her some
#Iskall: fine I’m gonna bully /r Joel about it#she even started with Iskall who is arguably a little bit normaller about Stress than Stress is about him#hermitcraft#hermitcraft spoilers#hermitcraft s#hermitcraft season 10#iskall85#pearlescentmoon#stressmon#stressmonster101#stressmonster#stresskall#hermitshipping#for my first tag
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umm…
Iskall just bought 64 Joel stamps for 16 diamonds and proceeded to send him SECRET LOVE LETTERS WITH FLOWERS!!! Hermitcraft is something else 😂
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God, this server is slowly becoming obsessed with Joel
First Etho, now Iskall, this man has the rizz
#joel is for sure gonna have lost mail by the time he gets back with how much people are sending#and by people i mean iskall#hermitcraft#smallishbeans#iskall85#ethoslab#joel smallishbeans#iskall#etho#hc s10#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft s10
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Iskall sending Joel anonymous love letters was not expected, but not surprising either
#smooziespeaks#iskall85#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#guys THEM#hermitblr#hermitcraft#hermitcraft 10
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Someone left etho a 'joelxo' and etho ,thinking it's joel, made statues of himself in front of joel's base in retaliation. Now someone left 'joel x' in iskall's base so in retaliation he will spam joel's mailbox with love letters
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Etho is Joel's work wife, Joel's Etho's manic pixie dream girl, and Joel is Iskalls mysterious stranger, I fucking guess, idk
#my very own post#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#ethoslab#iskall85#this has been sitting in my drafts for a while#and it was originally adding jimmy instead of iskall but i couldnt think of anything for him#so its iskall now
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Iskall stream on 21st April 2024
false talking to Iskall's chat while Iskall went to the bathroom
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Iskall has received a mailbox and is using it to send Joel lots of anonymous spam love letters
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