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the-bird-has-flown-the-coop · 1 year

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Jason: Okay, what does A stand for?

Damian: Arson.

Jason: Aw, you’re so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Damian: Barson.

Tim: *Laughter*

Jason: What stands for C?

Damian: Commit arson.

Tim: Ooo.

Jason: D!

Damian: Don’t come near me, I’m going to commit arson.

Tim: *More laughter*

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maj-3k · 1 year

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Y.N: Ok. I'm going to make one thing clear. I'm not sexist. I'm going to punch woman as hard as i would punch man.

Bruce: Why would you like to punch anyone?

Jason: Don't listen to him. I'm supporting you in this thinking.

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evermoore580 · 2 months

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Purpose

Y/N: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.

Y/N: I became more evil if you’re curious.

Dick: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Y/N: I’m going to get worse on purpose.

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innammoratta · 10 months

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Nightwing x Reader: Incorrect Quotes 1

Nightwing: I usually enjoy going out on patrol, but... tonight sucks. It's been four hours and still no progress!

Y/N: I've never heard someone complain about a lack of crime... *eats a Taki*

Nightwing: *chewing* But this is Gotham!

Y/N: *munching loudly*

Nightwing: .....

Y/N: .....

Nightwing: Can you please stop chewing with your mouth open?

Y/N: At least I don't talk with my mouth open!

Nightwing: ......

Y/N: wait.....

Y/N: I meant chew-

Nightwing: Don't....

Nightwing: Don't ruin this perfect moment....

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itaroma42 · 1 year

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Oswald: Okay, I'm on top.

Edward: Nope, I'm top.

Oswald: No, I'm top.

Edward: Listen here... I'm top. Alright?! I'm fucking top!

Oswald: Get on the bottom, you basic bitch.

Edward:

Edward [sigh]: Alright.

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skylarinfinity · 1 year

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*m/n bumped into harley on the roof top so he introduce himself to her*

m/n: *offer his hand to harley* i'm v/n but you can call m/n went we alone.

harley: *take m/n hand shake it and keep holding it* so what can you do?

m/n: i can turn into different types of dragons.

harley: *pull m/n closer* ooo interesting, i can't do that but i know i can tame your dragon~

m/n:....

harley:

v/n = villain name

tags: @sonicqaulan

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uselssdishwasher · 2 years

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Kori: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?

Dick: The final boss.

Barbara: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Kori: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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red-robin-yum08 · 1 year

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Batfam incorrect quotes but it’s actually quotes my family have said

“Bruce needs a bib for the boobs” -Jason

“Clean your room out im going to Rapunzel you” *holds up cast-iron frying pan* -Alfred

“FINE! I won’t stir it! But I will have this piece of pound cake..” -Dick

“IF I COULD RAGE QUITE LIFE I WOULD BUT LIFE ISNT A VIDEO GAME.” -Tim

“Maybeeee your just mentally unstable! Maybeeeee your adopted a bunch of kids… BECAUSE YOUR MENTALLY UNSTABLE!” -All of the children

*lens shade pops back up* “I- fuck you” -Jason

“THE GLANCES KEEP GETTING LONGER AND GAYER DICK. LONGER AND GAYER.” -Tim having a gay panic about Bernard looking at him

“It tastes like watered down orange juice trying to be lemon aid” -Steph

“Your dying inside and I can tell” -Jason to Tim

“The sky looks fake” -Damian

Tim: “I cut it somewhat straight”

Jason: “I mean your somewhat straight”

Damian: “That house is tilted”

Tim and Dick: “WELL MAYBE ITS GAY.”

Dick: “GAY CHRISTMAS CAROLS!”

Very cunfused Tim: “Gay Christmas carols???”

“That’s the most violent chicken stabbing I’ve seen” -Jason

Damian: “Kill *insert fish name* light please”

Jason: “KILL *insert fish name*?! OK!”

Damian: *knife in hand* “You kill my fish I’ll make sure you don’t come back to life this time.”

“I’m taking you to go see the 107 foot cock and balls” -Jason to Damian

“I NEED TO URINATE DICK WHY MUST YOU LOCK YOUR DOOR-“ -Jason trying to use dicks apartment to go to the bathroom because he was the closest

“I can’t wait to die :)” -Tim

“I’m gonna get you a dollar store katana and badzaled Jesus” -Jason to Damian

“Don’t snort geometry” -Dick

“I’m pregnant and want snacks come to Publix with me” -Dick being his dramatic self

“I want you to lay east but with a W in front of it” -Drunk Jason

Damian: “Wow I love eating ice cream on a plate”

Jason: “YA KNOW WHAT EAT YOUR FUCKING ICE CREAM WITH A KNIFE”

Damian: “THANK YOU I WILL.” *continues to eat ice cream with a knife*

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avamedera · 1 year

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Jon: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"? Damian: should I not have?

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vodrae · 5 months

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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

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the-bird-has-flown-the-coop · 1 year

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Dick: I’m so happy two of my favourite people are getting along now.

Jason: Uh, Tim and Damian are not getting along.

Dick: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Jason: You may have a point.

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maj-3k · 1 year

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Jason: What Bruce did this time to make Y.N angry?

Dick: What do you mean?

Jason: Look at them.

Bruce: Seriously babe?

Y.N (wearing t-shirt with green arrow on it): Fuck you.

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evermoore580 · 2 months

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I made dinner…

Y/N: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Dick: Burn the house down.

Y/N: And what did you do?

Dick: I made dinner.

Y/N:

Dick:

Y/N:

Dick: And burnt the house down.

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solarflare211 · 1 month

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peak damian and batfamily interaction is him using overly formal vocabulary and syntax AT ALL. TIMES. he will never not be proper. even a few years into living at the manor and with all the colorful dialogue styles there, he still talks like he’s 53 and some sort of medieval noble. this is especially funnier whenever he has any sort of normal familial interaction. like:

damian: todd i have come to make a request of you.

jason: what?

damian: i was hoping you’d acquiesce to my demands of having you read me your favorite book while i prepare for slumber.(liked he used to when damian was a baby)

jason: you want me. to read you a bedtime story??

damian: tt. of course not. you reading the book and me preparing for bed are entirely coincidental. i just desire to hear your interpretation of the authors message and the voices you use when narrating.

jason: ….sure, kiddo. go brush your teeth and i’ll be there.

damian: thank you. i shall see you in my chambers.

bonus points for entirely monotone delivery like see this shit just makes me go off it’s so funny

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itaroma42 · 2 years

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Jervis: What do you do if you and your best friend [Edward] wanna ask the same girl on a date, but neither have dibs cause you both fell in love at first sight?

Jonathan: Well, I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or dates, or best friends, or doing things.

Jonathan: But it's good that you brought this to me.

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bruciemilf · 1 month

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Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?

Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]

Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.

Damian: Todd?

Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.

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