In Norway, we don't have four seaons. There's no winter, spring, summer and fall here.

No, instead we have:

Spring Summer Fall Random Taste of Spring? Nope, Back to Fall Taste of Winter Pre-winter Fall 2.0???? Nope, It's Winter Winter Is Coming Winter Winter 2.0 Spring? Sike, It's Still Winter Spring?? Third Winter SPRING!!!! Nevermind, Winter Is Back Okay, NOW It's Spring! Fuck You Winter It's Officially Spring Surprise Bitch, It's Fourth Winter Actual Spring

Rinse and repeat.