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#Idiot Lipstick
strawberryvmp · 2 years
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Idiot Lipstick!
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Chapter 2: The Snow White with no Name
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Pairing:Eddie Munson x Shy Bimbo Reader
☆Tags: Reader been dumb and sensitive, Soft Boi Eddie, Bossy/Asshole Best Friend, Drug dealing
((☆This story takes place before the whole events of the shows actually begin.Also this story is Plus-sized friendly and POC friendly!Have fun reading beautiful people!
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Your heart started beating quickly, beads of sweat were rolling off your forehead and hitting the wooden picnic table. 'I'm going to die here in the freaking middle of the woods!' The metal sound was getting closer to you and your anxiety was going through the freaking roof!'Help me anymore!Someone help!' You closed your eyes tightly and waited for the mystery demon creature to eat your soul. The metal sound stopped and the only sound was gentle humming to a song you never heard before.
"Hey? Are you sleeping in the middle of the woods?" Eddie said, chuckling at the end of his sentence.
You slowly opened your eyes and saw Eddie standing right infront of you waving his hand slowly. "Oh! Sorry I didn't mean to disturb your slumber snow white." He laughed softly and walked over to the picnic table, and took a seat and placed his black metal lunchbox on the table."Sooo snow white what brings you to my little shop today." He patted his black lunch box. Your eyes were glued on the table, your nerves were going through the roof. All you could do was just stare at the table avoiding eye contact with Eddie.
Eddie saw how nervous you were and kinda of felt bad for you. 'Probably their first time doing this shit….go easy Eddie. ' He sighed softly under his breath. He looked at you closely and noticed the sheet of paper you held against your chest tightly. "Hey. Did you write down what you wanted?" He said in a soft tone while pointed at the paper. You nodded and gave him the paper with shaking sweaty hands. He smiled and gently took the paper out of your sweaty palms. He noticed your nails were painted with little charms on them and he found it very cute on you. "I like your nails cute style on you." He chuckled and looked at the piece paper and opened his lunch box and started digging for the items.
'NO! FREAKING WHY! IS THE EDDIE MUNSON THE FREAK OF HAWKINS! REALLY LIKES MY NAILS!NO FREAKING WHY!' You smiled softly at his compliment about your nails. "Thank you." You said in your usually soft tone. Eddie couldn't really understand what you said because of the soft tone coming from you."What was that I didn't hear you?" He pulled two bags of weed and blunt papers and placed them on the table, resting his chin on his hand and looking at you again. You finally looked up at Eddie and repeated yourself. "I said thank you." You chuckled softly. "You're welcome and that would be forty-five dollars snow white." "Ummm…I only have forty dollars…I'm sorry. I can ask my friend if she has the rest of the money really quickly-" Eddie puts his hands in a stop motion."Calm down snow white." He left hand on top of your right hand that was holding the money. Your eyes wandered down to Eddie's hand that was resting on top of yours.His rings were cool on your soft skin and his hands were rough but smooth at the time it felt like heaven on your skin.
"Your skin is really soft but rough. It reminds me of a dog." You blurted out loud. Eddie moved his hand away quickly; his cheeks had a dust of light pastel pink on them. "Listen…" He cleared his throat. "You can have a discount! Since it's your first time doing business with me." He rubbed the back of his neck and gave you an awkward smile. You nodded and gave him the money and shoved the items into your (Favorite color ☆) backpack. Eddie dropped the money into his lunch box and closed the top and got up from his seat. "Nice doing business with you. See you around snow white." He dramatically bowed to you. "Oh my gosh! Just like a prince in the fairytale books!" You giggled. He stopped bowing and gave you a big smile.
"Well I'm flattered snow white…I was wondering what your name was. I never considered asking you." He crossed his arms. "Oh yeah! My name is-" You heard a familiar voice yelling for your attention. "POTATO WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU! HURRY UP ALREADY! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAMN DAY!" It was your friend and sent you here in the first place. "Ummm…I have to go, I'm sorry!" You waved him goodbye and turned around and sped out the woods towards your friend's voice.
"Wait snow white! I never caught your name!" He yelled after you but it was too late but you did leave something on the ground. One of your keychains was a cute hello kitty charm that fell off your zipper.Eddie knelt on both of his knees and picked up the keychain and stared at it for a little. "I will find you my snow white." He said softly. He kissed the hello kitty charm gently and stuffed it into his vest chest pocket.
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suzypfonne · 5 months
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I think the *implied offscreen intimate shenanigans* trope would be so cute on GO.
Just like, Crowley and Aziraphale are called in from another room and arrive disheveled: buttons are mismatched, hair is mussed, and someone's pants are on backwards. I'm especially giddy at the thought of Aziraphale's eye-pencil-mustache being smudged all over Crowley's face, and them just trying to "act normal" in the worst way.
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Maggie: Mr Crowley, you have something on your cheek.
Crowley: I don't. *sniff*
Nina, snidely: And your trousers are on the wrong way round.
Crowley: Ngk 'S'stylish.
Aziraphale, with half a mustache: 😳
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lauracylon12 · 5 months
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What shade of lipstick would be Ho-Tan’s signature colour? Yes I am writing a fic, unsure of when it will be released.
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howthesleeplesswander · 8 months
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kaeya would 100% wear lipstick for the SOLE PURPOSE of covering his romantic partner's face in obnoxious, embarrassing kiss marks
casually sauntering up to his lover with ruby red lipstick on and while they're distracted by being 😳 he just grabs their cheeks and launches an all-over smooch attack
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pikslasrce · 2 months
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yugoslavian new wave at the goth club on friday? exyu new wave night out queen? trying to bats nest ur hair unsuccessfully for the umpteenth time my liege?
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coughedfeathers · 8 months
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I just found a Joker-themed parody of Colleen Ballinger's -ahem- Trainwreck of an ""apology"" video that's actually kind of brilliant?
"Denying accusations with a ukulele doesn't make you innocent, it just makes you a clown"
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Hello JWB, How are you, I wanted to ask are answering questions. Because I wanted to ask you what do think about the lipstick mark on Arnav's handkerchief. Would Khushi really kiss his handkerchief, or I don't know make bubbly do it like in a makeup game tell her or teach her about how to apply a lipstick when she asked and gives Arnav's handkerchief for her to see the colour and stuff. I dont know, what do u think about the mark. Thankyou
Hello there Anon,
I've answered this question here and regarding whether Khushi would do it or not, I can only answer it in terms of if my interpretation of Khushi would do it.
And she wouldn't. My interpretation of Khushi is a woman with a heart of gold, insane amount of tolerance and love, naive and prone to rejecting her flaws, but equally quick to apologize with a surprising amount of intelligence that people usually wouldn't see given her beauty and vivaciousness.
Khushi would not piss Arnav when he held the strings of her sister's marriage. But she would irritate him in a way where he wouldn't be able to react as well.
For example not acknowledging his existence. Walking right through him. Not reacting to any of his anger or yells. Making side jibes that only he would understand that the snide remarks are for him.
And what Khushi would actually do is turn the tables.
When he demanded secrecy and marriage in exchange for her sister's marriage, she would demand civility and respect in exchange for his respect within his family and not hurting the sentiments of his people.
Khushi is a quick learner, she mimics Arnav and adapts to his way of dealing with the world with her own brilliance. The Khushi we saw on the first day of office was judgmental, naive, prone to everyone's teases and just wasn't able to speak her own mind out.
What happened when she left the office? She was comfortable in her skin, didn't bite any truth and was sharp with her words - remind me who else is like that?
So this lengthy explanation is only to reaffirm that I do not see this childish regression in Khushi's intellect when Khushi has so much to lose if Arnav loses his mind.
The Khushi I know would see through the loophole in the fix she's in and find a brilliant way out of it. Irritating Arnav by sticking lipstick marks to his handkerchief which can result in volatile repercussions (when really it is Arnav who plays a defense whenever Mami loses it against Payal) is... idiotic.
They could have had a LOT of fun - which they learned during Anika and Shivaay (while creating enough issues that never allowed me to enjoy them enough as a pair).
So what do I think of the lipstick mark? Useless, senseless and intelligence-less.
Best,
JWB
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Did the quickest little doodle ever to celebrate Aries' birthday!!! They're my lovely oc (self insert????) And I adore them so much. I'd do anything for them ♥️♥️
And today, I think they deserve a lot of kisses. Idk how to draw peeps kissing so this is it.
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Aries to the right, Jesse (other oc) to the left.
Also, I know men's waists don't bend like that, nor probably any typical human's, but idc. I could probably do it so Jess can too. 🫡
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softgrungeprophet · 1 year
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thinking about those guns...
(peter parker's biceps in ASM#622)
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afieldinengland · 1 year
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just walked past someone cosplaying 2004 gerard way in the shopping centre
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suyacho · 9 months
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ITTO + ME !!
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strawberryvmp · 2 years
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Reader's room in 'Idiot Lipstick!'~☆ So cute!~
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unusual-ly · 2 years
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Hey I made modern/uni!AU Ian and Gabrielle on that one picrew that literally everyone has used wanna see? Of course you do here ya go
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sierra6x · 11 months
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———i accidentally split my lip yesterday and now i have to go to work with that.
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Y‘all ever accidentally ruin your entire ass day because you thought about not wearing lipstick?
No? Me neither. haha.
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schnorkie · 2 years
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I don't give a shit if there's already established lore, for me, archons send each new vision by mail with a nice little letter.
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