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#INSTEAD OF WALL SLAMMING
jinv · 2 years
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some vmin hugs | for @jimimn​ (cr. namuspromised, miintae)
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carnivalcarrion · 7 months
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this is. so Indulgent. i have no excuse!
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dark-elf-writes · 1 month
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I mean, "if the city is in a full riot and all the enemies are dead, I successfully Stealthed" is a viable option. Not a good one, but it gets the job done. You're definitely better at it than I am by the simple metric that you do indeed get through the mandatory stealth segments.
Which is why while I love the AC fics, I have zero idea that's going on beyond osmosis and just riding the weirdness. Desmond dies/not-dies and is mistaken for an angel in Ezio's Italy? Desmond is yoten into the super old past and Eagle Man thinks he's a doctor because the guy knows basic germ theory? Desmond can 100% write in Eagle Man's handwriting and spook Ezio-era Templars with Seemingly Immortal Eagleman Cometh ominous letters?
So like Desmond surviving and picking up pre-Hogwarts Harry? Yes. Delicious. Although funny thought: Petunia has traces of Isu DNA in her if she's related to Desmond. So much for being "perfectly normal".
Fair enough. I mean if you’re interested in the actual canon story there are always the cutscene movies on youtube. Which tbh is how I refreshed myself on ac1 since it’s not on PlayStation and I’m not paying like $30 for it on Xbox when it’s like fifteen years old.
Wait is the Des harasses people with Altairs handwriting an actual fic because like imma need a link for that one it sounds hilarious.
I was thinking more “Lily was adopted” but god imagine if Petunia also had Isu DNA and Desmond’s frustration while trying to convince her she and Dudley are in danger with them just not listening to him and making him just take Harry (who might have it from both sides?). It would definitely open up the door for the possibility of angst later as well.
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zazter-den · 5 months
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Trying to write the sweet&smutty part 2 to Tripp-ed Up- Except that I started my ovi cycle and now my thoughts are overrun by primal play Keigo Takami in rut chasing down draconic Reader cause "Don't you know birds of prey eat reptiles?" Specifically making a food delivery to his place with the instructions to restock the fridge, and the timing just ends up being the worst. Like she's a couple hours late with deliveries, his rut is early, tonight's the hunter's moon- just perfect storm. The result being Reader launching herself off his balcony and kicking off the chase on ground/through the misty night.
Hair along the back of your neck stood at attention the moment your eyes locked onto the onyx gaze peering down at you from the second floor. “Ooo-kaaay” you breathed out, not daring to make a move too sudden or a sound too loud. Hawks was crouched down, perched on the railing of the loft overlooking the living area. you could just make him out above you in the room barely lit by the amber moon outside. He was stone still, elbows planted on his knees, black blown iris' tracking your movement. He leaned back, balancing on the metal rail, watching your every move. It took Hawk's movement to make you realize just how underdressed the man was, even for delivery standards. He had on sleeping pants, patterned with red and blacks swirls, but that was about it. The only thing that adorned his chest was a garnet pendant that glinted along with his earrings and crimson foliage in the low light. You wanted to avert your eyes for politeness sake. You mean the man might be a hero but that wasn't an excuse to gawk. Even if he was the number one in your eyes. But for once in your life, you couldn't avert your gaze. You couldn't quite place it, but you felt the moment that you broke eye contact it would ignite this stand-off. Even if it weren't for the eerie crimson glow of his feathers and chosen adornments- There was something about the way Hawks leered at you from the darkness above that made the very idea of breaking eye contact with him seem, well, dangerous. Of all the times you had seen him in interviews and new's footage, even while fighting, the quick-paced feathered hero never struck you as ferocious. Yet here, in the garnet glow of his den, you were now struck by the realization that hawks are very much predatory birds by nature. So why did that feral look go straight to that increasingly needy spot between your legs? The way he looked in the moonlight looked straight Vampiric, and yet your panties were already getting uncomfortably slick.
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xunkun · 5 months
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the way id just drop dead
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wishmebuck · 1 year
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the first episode of teen wolf is immaculate actually
stiles introduction, swinging down from god knows where while scott holds a bat to tell him that hey dude there’s a dead body in the woods let’s go find it
lydia’s character introduction and subsequent claiming of allison as her new best friend
coach. that’s it.
stiles’ lycanthropy joke and scott being completely clueless
derek’s introduction. that’s all i need to say.
“where are you getting your juice?” *confusion* “my mom does all the grocery shopping”
our first stiles research montage <333
derek’s “the bite is a gift” speech
the!! soundtrack!!!
and of course the inherent homoeroticism of it all
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shadow0-1 · 1 year
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"What's got you so smug, Shadow?"
"Thinkin' about how good you look in my uniform."
Commission by @soapteeth ❤️
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ackee · 9 months
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i reply to a man i dont wanna speak to out of boredness. he condescendingly calls me sweetheart while explaining some video game series to me. why do i even bother
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jasontoddssuper · 1 year
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Ah yes,the four genders:Jason Todd,Orihime Inoue,Raine Whispers and Haruhi Fujioka
@peachyblkdemonslayer
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cocolacola · 1 year
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absolutely insane take for tonight about the many iterations of sylvanas designs. am i the only one who thinks this look was a serve
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not all of shadowlands, but specifically this concept that didnt even make it into the final version
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haganez · 3 months
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run down of my past few days. missed work bc i had an anxiety attack then missed again bc my sister literally wouldn’t take me even tho i got in the car for her to do so. check was less than 80 this week. there’s a bed (not mine) where i normally sleep now. came home at 1am and someone was where i sleep so i slept in the laundry room
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itstimeforstarwars · 6 months
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Need to either go to bed or get up and do something but every time I move my ribs protest so instead I sit very uncomfortably right here.
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carnivalcarrion · 7 months
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ohhhhmygod im gonna be sick. actually nauseous and i did it to myself - there was a spider on the countertop and i Panicked, grabbing the first distance-killer i could grab. it was a grease cleaner spray. i buried it in the stuff, walked away to recover mentally, came back
it fucking fell apart and dissolved into the cleaner. i both feel horrible and im disgusted beyond words. how the fuck do i get rid of it
#slamming my face into a wall repeatedly#i cant leave it there to deal with after Sleep#bc my cats like to go onto the countertops when no one is looking#and i dont want either of them to get poisoned#but i cant rinse it into the sink with the faucet hose bc there's stuff in the sink#but idk if i can bring myself to do dishes with That next to me#and my fear of spiders is so intense that i Cannot get close enough to take care of it with a towel or somethin#im very good at fucking myself over in various ways!#if i had an appetite id lose it. permanently#what if! instead of dealing with it! i curl up in a corner and cry#except im not gonna do that ive filled my tears quota for the year & doing nothing wont help anything#sorry for venting again i just. ohhhhh this is horrible this is Terrible#if i still had my whacking stick id tape a big wad of paper towels to the end and clean the mess up that way#from a Distance!#absolutely unprompted#i wish i wasnt so terrified of spiders#they scare me So much....#the point of feeling physically ill! and like sobbing! or panicking! and this spider was Big!#i wish they'd stop coming into the house.... i hate killing them but i cant function knowing theyre there#but i can't force myself close enough to put them in a cup and bring them outside#so now i have THAT on my counter. disintegrated spider.#life is too fucking much lately... jesus.... i should really just bite the bullet and get this shit over with#no use waiting a month in perpetual terror unease and guilt. do it scared yk yk#im tired of my chest hurting and not being able to eat! i dont like it! i need change! terrifying horrible change!
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blue0909 · 4 months
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sorry local guy is still so emotionally lovesick over the guy THEY DIVORCED
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emo-oreo · 5 months
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Mood for today: gently hitting my head despite the fact i know it won't make my thoughts any more logical and clear, just like yesterday. (gently bcs there's other things it could cause as a side effect that i don't really want but still feel the need to hit my head)
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touch-starved-lurker · 6 months
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are my people busy or am i just being annoying &clingy: the great debate
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