hearing (well.. reading. but it's too real not to hear yk?) percy and annabeth say i love you to each other is ... wow. immediately boarded onto a direct flight to a higher plane of existence fr
I will never give up reading fanfic in the middle of the night because I just read the words "Don't start the gaslighting bullshit right now or I will girlboss you into the fucking sun, Leon." and I am LOSING IT
nothing like your first ever nightclub party to learn that the SKIZZLENATION WONNN!!!! WE FUCKING WINNING!!!!!! I KNEW IT! I CALLED IT! I CALLEDDD ITTTTTT!!!!
dude ive never heard the call to 911 by the poor bastard who discovered sharri papini (who faked her own kidnapping for attention) on the side of the road. this is the funniest thing ive ever heard. you gotta read these in the same voice as a guy trying to think of a new order because they're out of what he wanted at the drive thu and he was really looking forward to it