#I'm sorry Villefort I'm sure ur not a failson
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What. The Count of Monte Cristo is so good :0
#NO-ONE TOLD ME???#I'm listening to it on the train gasping & shit#the narrator mispronounces a few words sadly & his French accent for the characters is sometimes impenetrable#but idc this book is so good I am LIVING#they locked this bitch up for 14 years!! no trial no charge!!#god help him he was only 19 & so on & so forth#I would've lost my mind#also. the using suicidal ideation to cope???#what is it w me & sailors who fantasise abt killing themselves#anyway he's just busted out of prison. naked. swimming for his life#the Edmond is out of his cage. yes. YES. the Edmond is free#I'm sooo ready for him to tear these bitches a new one but I'm only like 15% of the way through the book so. I assume all will not go well#anyway the more I read/listen to‚ the more I realise Edmond Dantes is Odysseus Lite#except at least Laertes makes it to the end of the Odyssey alive. unlike Old Dantes :( so Odysseus gets a point for that#I should've realised when they didn't give him a name tbh#anyway NO SPOILERS#I'm aware that it's 180 years old. STILL. 🤫#ALSO THE SCENE W NOIRTIER??? lich rally breathless#dripping w swagger. fuck les gendarmes. complete identity metamorphosis. drags his failson. fuck les gendarmes TWO!!#I'm sorry Villefort I'm sure ur not a failson#I just haven't read enough yet. & ur certainly not yr father lmfaooo#The Count of Monte Cristo
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