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#I'm so fucking sorry. I'm liveblogging an absolute spiral on here. I'm so sorry
monstersqueen · 3 years
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CAiL to TMA, episodes ... 17 to 40, apparently.
Yeah, i really should have done this as i listened, because i can't remember much of what my reactions where. besides THE FUCK HOW DARE THEY when the first time we're told a recorder is running is BY BREAKON AND HOPE who just FUCKING DELIVERED THAT FREAKING LIGHTER. next episode : tim comes by, mentions little mistakes, TALKS ABOUT THE DELIVERY AND JON HAS ALREADY FORGOTTEN THE LIGHTER. he says he's going to get opinions about it but eh! you know what happens! he's distracted by the table AND STOPS THINKING ABOUT THAT LIGHTER and i'm very angry.
anyway. What else? Still hilarious that we cut from Jon's 'you didn't....die here?' to Elias 'Jon put up a good front, but i swear he's worse than martin' SHUT UP 'ELIAS' I STILL WANT TO PUNCH YOU
(he spent his whole statement saying things like 'how gertrude's body ended up in the tunnels is as much a mystery to me as it is to you' STOP LYING and 'i'm sorry i took so long to start the fire response sytem' NO YOU DIDN'T YOU WERE HOLDING ON TIL THE LAST FREAKING MICRO SECOND YOU ASSHOLE.
Also not!sasha is. barely pretending to have human feelings? urgh. AND IT4S SAID IN TEH CREDITS TOO! LIKE; YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THE POST ATTACHED TO THE EPISODE, IT4S SAID RIGHT THERE??? (sorry i'm still surprised at the amount of liveblogers who don't catch that...)
Anyway! Before that. we got. The BoneTurner's Tale - jon mentions that there are a lot of known name in that one NO REALLY; The Man Upstairs - I. actually had a car accident while listening to that one. no injuries. ; Confession and Desecrated Host - hmm. There are spirals statement i straight up adore, like insomnia and man on the stair but. those episodes? *shrugs* mention for hiltop road i guess? ; Freefall - SIMON FAIRCHILD AND THEN MARTIN!!!!!; COLONY!!!!! Martin is just. so surprised jon believes him and immediately offers to help! by making live at work, sure, but still. Plus 'i wanted proof /for you/'; not 'to convince you' but 'for you' which is. such a way to phrase it WHEN HE DEFINETELY WANTED PROOF TO RUB HIS FACE IN THE FACT THAT NO A MAN DOESN'T DIE NATURALLY *ENCASED IN WEB* (excuse me i have the conversation in ep 39 fresh in my mind + martin's small 'sorry' over losing tim and jon in the tunnels. i'm having jonmartin feelinsg ok); SCHWARTZWALD !!! here have the start of jonah's harem!! (we do not have really talked about his (ex)husband at that point....); Strange Music - yeha that's. creepy; Growing Dark; gertrude starts appearing as a VERY MYUSTERIOUS FIGURE. well. very little right now it' s more her date of death BUT I'M STILL LAUGHING OVER MANUELA UP NORTH WONDERING WHAT GERTRUDE DID TO STOP THEM, when she just. slept on that one. :D:D -
A Distortion - i said as much first time i listened, but it's still as true, JON YOUR SKEPTICISM IS PUSHING YOUR ASSITANTS TOWARDS UNNECESSARY RISKS!!! (and also i'm having feelinsg about 'because i'm scared Martin!' and also over martin pushing and calling jon out on COMPLETELY ABSURD SKEPTICISM this is a great ship and also i still have three-four seasons of it :D:D). A sturdy lock - well this is still just as disturbing, and not be listened to when YOU LIVE ALONE. Cheating Death and Killing Floor - u absolutely adored those tow first time around, kinda only half listened this time. shame.
Hive - ah the whole 'you can't help. you wouldn't help anyway'. Plus 'the itch doesn't like you. maybe it means you can help? ah no i get why it hates you. You try to put into words what can't, shouldn't be put into words. you can't help. you can't even understand' THE SHADE THROWN AT THE EYE MY GOD (this said she tried a ritual in the tunnels and it was thwarted NOT EVEN ON PURPOSE by tim WHILE HE WAS HIGH like. beholdling might be lsoer but corruption isn't any better) Boatswain's Call - ah here have jonahlias ex husband. also. the time when he was actually intimidating....
Anatomy class - the sound cut off while teh title was read so it was a complete surprise! Yeha those are still good students and doctor linel is an idiot. Also: the appel. it's not even tat it's not proof, jon just. wants nothing to do with that thing. lvoe it. OLD PASSAGES!!!! more gerry! and jon going 'yes this is probably gerard keay. we can't get anyone tot alk about this as gerard keay is as unjoinable as ever' DON'T WORRY JON YOU WILL HAVE YOUR INTERVIEW WITH HIM *_* so fun to see jontalking about gerry :)
Taken Ill :((; Burnt Offering -ah, gertrude. I should really try to catch those dates between her death and everythign....(also, the way the desolation attacks what he loves. but i think the best episode for that is in season 5) Lost and Found - ok after desecrated host i remembered that was this spiral episode too, and i didn't care much but. yeah. very good. not exactly in the vibe of spiral statement i love, but so, so very effective.
And then, well.
...honestly the convo sasha, jon and martin have is so good? Jon going 'we are actually, somewhat safe' and martin 'Hah!' gods i love their reaction. sasha getting out of jon 'i won't be another mystery' OH NO :(((((, and of course, martin going 'you can't possibly not believe when we're literaly assieged by jane prentiss!!'' i love martin so much (and then jon opens up, and 'why are you still are? ''are you giving me my review? now???' there's nothing much like the first moments of ship, really)
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