#I'm phlegm
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it's just me and my hot water bottle against the world today
#my head cold moved to my chest so now I'm going for a gold medal in Hacking Up Phlegm#it's okay it's honestly a mild cold I'm just at the grossest part of it lol#i feel fine besides all the Slime
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thinking about the time I once grabbed "high pulp" orange juice instead of "medium pulp" orange juice and just.
Just.
This is gonna get gross. Look away.
You know when you've got a cold, and you cough, and you get a mouthful of phlegm?
Or like when you sneeze on your period and you FEEL the clot?
Like that. But ice cold.
And poured into your mouth of your own free will.
#juice pulp#fruit pulp#blood clot#phlegm#gross textures#texture warning#i'm sorry i don't know how to tag this to best save you
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so fucking mad i had a bitchin script ready to go for friday it would have fixed all problems in the universe but i can't even get out of bed to record it and even if i could i sound like a donkey
#literally die#i need somebody to reset my humours#rebalance the phlegm levels the things I'm coughing up should never be in the human body
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[sniff] I'm sick...
The only nifty thing is that every time I cough and spit phlegms, I can say “Would you look at that! This one is big!” or “Hoho! Incredible!” to then show it to any family member I have the closest.
#hal by themselves#They absolutely hate it <3#But if I'm going to suffer almost a complete lack of voice and the possible reapparition of my illness; I might as well entertain myself#I genuinely find them interesting; they came from my body as a defense mechanism after all!#phlegm#tw sickness
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I just spat out a chunk of phlegm
shit. just call me doctor (ozzie) now, babe.
#videoaux#⸻ ♡ to love someone is firstly to confess: i'm prepared to be devastated by you ❥ ship ⁀➷ videoaux#coughed up phlegm. consider urself cured <3#── ♡ ❝ incumming message! — inbox.
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@petermorwood - by virtue of being able to say Irskt Þjó∂lög I have been nominated to introduce this piece when we play it.
How do I say the other things?
#imma bat a dragon#I'm actually guessing the first one is more like 'an drawn don'#not sure whether Irish is spoken with phlegm or not#replies#we can take the 'oh it's pronounced brown thorn bush' as given#it's a baffling piece of music#this is the 1. fí∂la part#but the directions are in English#and the title is... as you see#edit: now I'm staring at it going#'this is Scots isn't it? I've embarrassed myself haven't I? Scots is spoken with phlegm and the gh could be phlegm there'#but I don't know any Scots speakers
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no pun intended but I'm getting REAL sick of throwing up
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I should be congratulated for getting down the last of the Pepto bismol
#it wasn't a full dose but it is towards the old side so it was a bit phlegm texture#eugh#but it was that or tums and for the pepto i don't have to floss and brush my teeth#bc i'm out of acid reflux meds and if i didn't take it i'd wake up unable to breathe because of it
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I have a terrible chest cold, we kind of all have it but I have it the worst. My hero wife took our toddler to the playground so I could sit on my phone and scroll in peace.
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well gang my lymph nodes are swollen my ailment is still a mystery and i've been barred from my place of work until monday
#but i have been prescribed antibiotics#i'm also about to uber all by myself for the first time#ive always been with one other person so i'm a little bit scared. not of the driver but of coming off like a little freak#without the barrier of another person to help me socially richocet off. yall understand#probably won't be helped at all that i sound like a dying goose and i keep hacking up spit and phlegm extremely violently
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So turns out I may no longer be able to drink soda... and I'm sore about it
#it only makes me phlegm up#and then I can't stop coughing and clearing my throat#I'm so angry#I'm being fed medicine again even though I was totally fine!!!!!
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@ Mia anon I'm so sorry there will not be an update tonight. I'm hoping there will be one tomorrow
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trying to write fic as an Actual Adult™ is a fucking nightmare
#work has been BEATING MY ASS my room is a mental breakdown swamp and i'm still hacking up nasty phlegm from anthony#I MISS WRITING ABOUT MY BOYS 😭#mianderings
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I hate the heat I hate the cold I hate sunshine and rain and snow and wind it should be 15 degrees C and cloudy forever and ever
#I have bronchitis and my stomach is more fucked than usually from the cold medicine and I just coughed up a huge piece of yellow phlegm do#you still think I'm sexy
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me: * dodges covid for +2 years *
me: * catches covid the one time they don't wear a mask in public after a whole month of the ban being lifted and believing that one time won't hurt *
#can't believe that i'm the only human i know who still wears a ffp2 literally everywhere and got covid anyway >:( unfair#wear your masks. people!#btw i'm ok!! i have a sore throat and lots of phlegm (probably caused by common cold tho). no fever and no pains! just a bit tired tbh#get your vaccines too! those help massively (feels like i'm stating the obvious lmao)#covid 19#covid
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God gives his hardest battles (mother on holiday) to his most worried soldiers (me rn bc I don't feel well and I'm struggling to calm down without her)
#Don't you just love feeling like you're choking on phlegm/snot/idek what's going on with my throat rn#Like yeah my dad's home but like....he'll probably just make me more stressed bc he's bad at comforting#I'm feeling a little bit better than I was earlier buff I still feel bad and I miss my mum#But she's off in Paris and she's not back until tomorrow :(#Also it's 4am so if I woke up my dad I think he'd be annoyed#cw gross#< for the first part
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