everyone jumping to defend you and make you feel better about yourself either don't know about how you treat people you don't agree with or don't care enough to hold you accountable. look how you responded to a very non-threatening message asking you to treat people better on a website we're all trying to coexist on. being rude, insulting me, telling me to go fuck myself, when all i said was that your actions are harmful to others and you should work on being a better person? protesting too much

Oh, you're serious! Okay. I could address this seriously and in a multitude of ways. That said, I'll address it in four :

First: Don't mention the people I write with, or the people that commented on that post. You're not dealing with them, you're dealing with me. Your beef is with me, keep your focus on me. Diverting from your original goal will only weaken your position and weaken my perception of you as credible.

Second: I responded to your 'non-threatening' message the way I did because I thought it was a goof, and a gaff! When you show up in my house with vague, far-reaching statements about me 'making people feel unsafe' I can only assume you're goofing with me! You haven't even offered any sources of me actively hurting people, making them feel unsafe, or whatever else it was you said I did. I'm not gonna hold you, chief, I immediately erased the bulk of it from my memory after I hit 'Post Now'.

That said, I'll treat your anonymous, cowardly messages with more gravitas going forward because you're not goofing, not gaffing, and are clearly on the hunt for my attention here. I'll give you what you want in the form of my attention, but I can also promise you that I'm not going to magically have a change of heart and 'better' myself because some scared weakling on the internet thinks I need to be nicer to... you know, whomever the fuck I've upset by walking around with my shirt off and my caps lock on.

Third: If my actions were harmful to anyone, they can come tell me face. to. face. Come in my IMs, add me on discord, find my mom on facebook and ask for my phone number (she's given my phone number out to people before, I fucking can't believe her...). You want me to respect you, and not just 'yell at you, and tell you to go fuck yourself'? You're hiding behind a grey circle with sunglasses on, you don't even respect yourself enough to stand behind what you're selling. You're a snake oil salesman for the modern era, and your claim is weaker than ever because of it.

Lastly: I'm still sensing a warm, wet sensation around my genitals that I can ONLY assume is your puckered, pouting mouth. I urge you, nay, I implore you: To get OFF of my dick.

Thank you, and have a blessed day in the embrace of the lord.