#I'm gonna assume you watch MatPat and probably like fnaf and/or undertale | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

insane-weasel · 6 months

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Me at concert trying to make Convo: Oh hey I also cycle through 30 AO3 fic tabs to look for something to read then close the fic if it doesn't get me in first chapter

Girl in front of me: 0_0 (utter terror)

#Socially I know looking over people's shoulder at their phone is 'rude'#But we are in a dark room and your phone is bright white with black text #I can see you're reading fanfic and recognize you're changing tabs #I am not a Twitter expose #Pls I'm trying to be friendly #Your Harry Potter fanfic reading is not a crime #Anyway I went to the 'journalism instant Convo starter' school #You have 30 seconds to categorize someone by their appearance and start a convo based on that #I'm better with dads #Sport hoodie or t and you quickly ask about the latest game #Who do you think are in play offs #Mom/older women 'where did you buy that 'x' I love the way it looks'#I am so good at it with older people #But people around my age are just always like 0_0 #Like Christ I'm not accusing you of a crime #You're wearing Game Theory merch homie #I'm gonna assume you watch MatPat and probably like fnaf and/or undertale #Anyway I'm technically an introvert #I just have never met someone I couldn't make Convo with....except people my age

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