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dunmeshi modern labru au where Kabru wants to try fromsoft games to understand why they’re so popular.
he gives elden ring a shot and surprise he gets fucking rolled. can’t get past tree sentinel, tries to fight Margit at level 15, put all his stats in intelligence and not enough dex, hasn’t even found a proper staff, picked warrior as his starting class.
he’s ready to uninstall but he paid full price for this game, he’s at least gonna defeat one boss goddammit. so he tries summoning players for aid and just his luck, he summons cooperator WolfChimeraWyvern.
and this cooperator is SO GOOD, he solos Margit without getting hit, and Kabru is just. in awe. so he adds him as a friend.
and that’s how he meets Laios, expert on all things fromsoft (has literally read every item description, knows the most obscure lore by heart, don’t ask him how many hours he’s played, he has all the platinums)
#drops to my knees from cringe#i’m … so Laois in this au#i have the elden ring and bloodborne platinum ):#the only reason i don’t have the platinum for the other games is that i am an adult with a job and i simply do not have time#but consider that Kabru would be too busy at the club#he’d be so bad at these games#he wouldn’t like that he’s bad at something tho so he’d try and try and keep failing lol#and Laios fromsoft boss expert has absolutely no trouble reading the gameplay#he helps other players by soloing Malenia for fun#welcome to my insane mind palace#wasabi rambles#labru#laios touden#kabru of utaya#the funny thing about all of this is that i told a friend a few months ago ‘idk i’m just not that into fantasy’#🤡#one thing about me#i will lie about gameplay hours 😭#elden ring#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#omg … Laios you would love Blaidd’s armour set
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I never fail to find it funny when Matthias tells the Crows not to eat snow (Soc chapter 19) because it’s just so completely unprompted and I know it’s because he’s trying to just keep talking and not think about Nina but it just comes out of nowhere and every time I just imagine all of them glancing at each other to try and figure out who was eating the goddamn snow when they’re all freezing and if you’re thirsty then a) that’s not gonna help and b) you have a perfectly good water flask (they were probably all ready to suspect Jesper, except Jesper who was probably prepared to suspect either Nina or Wylan) but then it’s also such a stark horrifying juxtaposition that they find the pyre within the next two seconds and now that I’m writing this maybe that’s partially the point because that is exactly how it feels for them and the distinct horror of one moment thinking about eating snow and the next seeing that and Jesper having to shoot one of the victims and oh now I’m sad
#still kinda funny to just randomly go ‘do not eat the snow’#considering he only recently learnt the Kerch word for snow too#maybe they all just thought he was eager to try it out#six of crows#grishaverse#crooked kingdom#leigh bardugo#matthias helvar#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#nina zenik#helnik#Soc analysis#soc meta#six of crows analysis#six of crows meta
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Good Game
ʚ pairing: Kate Martin x Cheerleader!reader
ʚ word count: 1.3k words
ʚ warnings: RPF!! , otherwise none.
ʚ request: anon ask; “are you down to make a kate martin x cheerleader reader?”
ʚ rimunagenius speaks: here’s another request! i love that you guys are sending requests, and i’m glad that i’m the one you’re choosing to ask to write them! thank you so much for liking what i write, truly unbelievable. Also, I’m making my way through my inbox so from now on, my fics will most likely be request, so feel free to drop some more, but also, please be patient as i continue to do so! enjoy!
"Good job, Martin!" You yelled at you waved your pom poms infront of you, engaging in your cheer, but looking to the side as the Iowa women's basketball team ran down the tunnel for half time.
You gave her the biggest smile, getting one in return. "Thank you!" She grabbed a cup of water and ran down the tunnel following her teammates.
Usually that's how all of your interactions went. A 'good job' or 'you're doing great' here and there. Kate was your favorite on the team. She was tall, pretty, kind, and really damn good at playing ball. What's there not to like about her? You always mentioned her to your cheer friends; they evolved to trying to start up conversations with Kate and bring you into it.
It helped that one of your bestfriends was on the basketball team, too. You and Kylie met on your first day at Iowa University. You two have been inseparable since then.
So every game, you'd get to just a little bit early, hitching a ride with Kylie, and she knew full well why you did it. There was the off chance that you'd talk to Kate. They normally had shoot around, and the cheer team would get there just a half hour later to start warm ups and make sure the music was working.
You valued your time before every home game. That's why Kylie made sure to make you bump into Kate on your way into the big game tonight.
"Hey, Kate!" Kylie shouted to the blonde ahead. She turned around, her long blonde hair twisting as she turned to look at you and Kylie.
"Hey! Oh, Hi!" Kate greeted her teammate, and then greeting you, with a side hug. She was much taller this close than from the sideline to baseline view. Your knees were weak.
"Hey! You excited for tonight?" You beamed, you were also excited for tonight. The big Iowa vs. UConn game for the final four spot.
"Yeah, super. Your cheering tonight?" Kate knew the answer, she just didn't know what to say because you made her nervous. You could tell by the way her cheeks reddened immediately after asking.
"Yeah, I am. That's why I came with Kylie." You turned to point to your friend, only to find she left. You look up ahead and see her walking with Sydney down the hall towards the lockerroom. "Oh, nice." You whispered as you turned back to Kate.
Your cheeks turning pink just by the sheer height difference. "Nice, you're gonna cheer for me right? Your favorite on the team obviously." She bumped your shoulder, making you laugh.
"I will cheer for you, but only out of obligation. Y'know, I didn't get a full ride for nothing." Your sarcasm eliciting a small giggle from the tall blonde.
"Haha, very funny." Kate looked ahead, catching Kylie peak her head out of the lockerroom doorway, immediately blushing harder.
"Kylie's actually my favorite, but i'll make an acception for the cute golden retriever." You smiled up at Kate, tossing a small strand of hair up playfully, her smile widening some more.
"Yay, the cute cheerleader loves me." She bumped your shoulder again, both of you walking into the lockerroom like big grinning idiots. Kylie definitely texts you after you walk out with your headphones she had in her bag, asking how it went.
You walked onto the court, a couple of your teammates here already, smiling at your phone while you told Kylie what happened. You then didn't fail to talk about it all the way until the girls started warms ups. You didn't want to get caught talking about a minor interaction between your literal crush.
"Wait, stop. I think Kate likes you, babe." Your teammate literally stopped you dead in your tracks. You didn't know if you heard that correctly. You hoped you did.
"No, stop it. No she doesn't." You looked over, and sure enough Kate had been looking at you. You both gave eachother a small smile before resuming to your respective duties.
"Girl, she's been looking over here every thirty seconds. Of course she likes you." You smiled softly, thanking the cheer gods that your uniform looked so good on you. Seriously, you were glad you were confident enough to strike up a conversation. She was so pretty you didn't think you'd be able to do it.
"Okay, stop telling me that or that's all i'll think about all night, and I don't want to forget our cheers. Especially the half time performance." You sighed as you walked off the court, to do stationary stretches, while the girls used the full court to do warm up drills.
Now it was your turn to stare. You watched her as she moved in sync with her team. Fully enamored by the way she moved, communicated, and played with her team.
During the game, was no different. You’d watch her play, literally just watched her. Something about her was just so intriguing. You couldn’t look away.
She’d look to you, smile and continue to play her game. She would try and hide the smile when she heard you scream ‘let’s go 20’ and hasn’t stopped thinking about it. She thought about it all the way through the second half, and completely into half time.
She wished she could watch the halftime performance, wanting to watch you do your thing, in that pretty uniform, the skirt that fit you perfectly. You two had seemed to be totally enamored with eachother it was driving you both nuts.
After the game, the team went into the tunnel, for the normal post game talk. You were nervous to sit in, Coach Bluder allowing you to sit and listen since Kylie was your ride and you were just minding your own business. The lockerroom was fairly big, you finding a spot infront of a locker, scrolling through tiktok with your headphones on. You hadn’t known the huddle was over until someone was approaching you.
Looking up, you met the perfect blue eyes yet again. You looked up and saw you were sitting at her locker. “Oh, I’m sorry, I’ll just—“ You started talking and got up when she had already reached for her towel on the top shelf. Your bodies were pressed against eachother, eyes looking into the others, your breath mixing together.
“Oh..uh. Sorry!” Kate said, sidestepping to let you pass. Both your cheeks were red and demeanor suddenly timid and bashful. The things you two did to eachother.
You neeed her number.
She needed your number.
You then stood by Kylie’s locker, waiting for her to finish up, her opting to shower at her home, and then before walking out, you turned around and walked up to Kate. You didn’t know if it was the confidence of Iowa winning the game, the adrenaline running super high. But either way, you were doing it.
It was now or never. You liked her, and wanted to talk to her longer than short conversations before and after games. Getting closer, you tapped her on her shoulder. Her eyes wide, a soft puppy look on her face, god your knees were weak. “Hey!” She smiled as she put her basketball shoes in her bag, sliding her feet into her slides.
“Hey! So, you can totally say no, but I wanted to know if I could get your number?” You smiled nervously at the blonde, her smile growing wider.
“Yeah, of course. Here.” She handed you her phone, letting you type in your number, sending a quick text so you could save her number in your phone. Feeling your phone vibrate, you thank her and handed her her phone back.
Her now standing infront of you, you decided to kiss her cheek. Her face immediately turning a light shade of red. She rubbed the back of her neck softly, before looking down at her feet and then back up to you.
“Good game tonight, Martin.” You turned heel, and walked out the door leaving her absolutely stunned. She could not wait to text you tonight.
#tumblrpost#writers on tumblr#kate martin#rimunagenius speaks#women’s basketball#iowa wbb#kate martin x reader#kate martin iowa wbb#kate martin wlw#kate martin fanfic#kate martin headcannons#women’s basketball masterlist#iowa women’s basketball#wlw masterlist#sapphic wlw#wlw fanfic#wlw headcanons#wlw yearning#wlw ns/fw#wlw community#wlw post#wlw blog#wlw#wlw love#wlw concepts#anonymous#request#cheerleader reader#kate martin x cheerleader!reader#rimunagenius
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hi i’m sophie! would i be able to request anything about riding gator for the first time? maybe he’s real big and you need some encouragement 🫣
SMUT 18+ below
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Your thighs were flush against his, knees digging into the mattress, aching already from your constant hovering— not yet breaching the distance between you two because of how nervous you were. 
Gator’s cock was heavy against his stomach, twitching every so often, impossibly hard and ready, already leaking pearlescent little droplets of pre-cum that had you mindlessly salivating when you caught sight of it.
And it wasn’t that you weren’t turned on, you absolutely were— your slick arousal slipped down your thighs as proof, soaking his skin and your poor clit was throbbing, just begging for attention, like the mere touch of the rough pad of his thumb.
He was just so big.
“What is it, hon?” he hummed, a big hand reached out for you, smoothing against the supple skin of your ass as a sort of comfort. “Can see ya thinkin’ too hard.”
You bit the skin of your lip, casting your gaze downward, trying hard to keep the sight of Gator’s too big cock out of your vision.
“You’re just—” you hiccuped, hands slipping from his shoulders and making their way to your sides before he grabbed your wrists, keeping you there, wanting you to stay flush with him, to feel your skin on his and to quench his thirst for your touch. “Just so big.”
He hummed in acknowledgement, cocking a brow at you, trying hard and miserably failing to keep his smirk at bay.
“S’not funny, Gator— you might split me in half!” You pouted, smacking at his pec, huffing at the now constant pull at the corner of his lips.
“Baby, I’ve fucked you before, remember?” He mocked, hand still smoothing over your skin, your back this time.
“That’s different,” you whined, pout still prominent and you nuzzled your face into his neck, breathing in the intoxicating scent of his cheap cologne before sighing out. “M’scared I won’t be able to take you this way, daddy.”
Gator tried to ignore the jump of his cock from your little nickname for him, carding his fingers through your hair and shushing your silly thoughts of getting split in two.
“Of course you’ll be able to take me, honey,” he cooed, “you’re my best girl, remember? Ya always take me so well, even when I rough ya up a little.”
Your hips shifted at his words, cheeks searing in a flush, and the tip of his cock bumped at your clit from your movements, a soft whine escaping the confines of your throat at the act.
His voice was low, heavy on the shell of your ear.
“Daddy’ll guide ya, hon— no need to worry.”
send me asks/my inbox is open
#thanks for your request bby#let me know if you want an expanded version w the actual smut 😝😝#gator tillman x reader#gator tillman smut#gator tillman blurb#gator tillman fic#gator tillman imagine#joe keery x reader#joe keery smut#joe keery blurb#joe keery imagine
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Weiss and Jaune go out drinking
Weiss: “Who would have thought from back at Beacon I would be with you. You and Rub-by b-both.” *starts to slur*
Jaune:
Weiss: “Not a word.”
Jaune:
Weiss: “It’s not that big of a deal.”
Jaune: *starts laughing*
Weiss: “Stop it!”
Jaune: “I fucking knew I could get you to slur. What’sa matter? Is your cute little pink tongue getting hard to control?”
Weiss: “Why is it cute when it was sexy before. Why am I sometimes cute and sometimes sexy? Tell me that.”
Jaune: “After you have a shot with me.”
*does so*
Jaune: “It’s cute when it’s fumbling around for example. But when we kiss and our tongues gently touch it’s sexy.”
Weiss: “How about in Atlas when we kissed and you called me cute. Or adorable, maybe? I was supposed to be sexy.”
Jaune: “When?”
Weiss: “When you and I first kissed.”
Jaune: “Oh right. You tried to wrap your legs around me. It would have been very sexy if you pulled it off but you failed. That made it adorable.”
Weiss: “So even as a failure at worst I’m adorable ta you. Don’t you dare.”
Jaune: *keeps laughing*
Weiss: “Itss not funny. You made me like this!” *slaps his thigh and hits something hard* “Do you have an erection right now?"
Jaune: “Mind your own business."
Weiss: “Do I turn you on right now?” She pressed. She grinned in almost predatory fashion and she leaned in on me. Then she rolled around and pressed her back against his chest and lay way back on him so he could see down her blue sweater. He looked away. “Am I getting you hot and bothered under the collar?” She asked. She spun her smooth neck around so he could see her baby blues.
Jaune: “You’re about to fucking get it if you don’t stop.”
Weiss: “Make. Me.” She purred from her throat.
Jaune: *swallows and she grins with victory*
Jaune: *kisses her hard. Her hand came up his chest then slowly ran down him to the inside of his thigh. He moaned into her mouth and their tongues met with a jolt.*
Jaune: “You’re distracting me. How am I supposed to think straight? You’re such fucking bullshit Weiss. You always have been. You cheat.”
Weiss: “Did you ever masterbate to the thought of me at Beacon?”
Jaune: “Like your ego needs me to say ‘yes.’”
Weiss: “No, you have to tell me. You said we’d talk about whatever I wanted. You said you’d do anything for me. You have to tell me.”
Jaune *glares at her* “You already know.”
Weiss: “Nuh-uh. If you want the real thing tonight you better answer me.”
Jaune: “You’re a cheater.”
Weiss: “Isn’t the real thing so much better?” *giggles*
Jaune: “You just love the power you have over me.”
Weiss: “A little,” she admitted and she rubbed a little circle on his thigh with her thumb. “What’s it gonna be?”
Jaune: “Yeah. I jerked off and thought of you.”
Weiss: “You could have made that sound romantic."
Jaune: “Now you have to admit that you like it when I get behind you and pull your hair. Admit it. The pure little Schnee girl is dirty and likes getting her hair pulled.”
Weiss: *She rolled her eyes but then she turned and straddled him. She swept one leg over his until she was kneeling to either side of his legs. She took his face in both her hands and she looked him dead in the eye.* “I’m a dirty girl who likes getting her hair pulled. Now you really have an erection, don’t you?”
Jaune: “It’s your fault."
Weiss: “Now that’s how you confess something like that. You need to try again.”
Jaune: “You really want me to?”
Weiss: “Unless you want to take care of that thing yourself tonight."
Jaune: “Another shot. Then I’ll give it a try.”
*slams one back*
Jaune: “Weiss, the thought of you gets me off and it always has."
Weiss: “That was better."
Jaune: *takes a swing on his joint*
Weiss: “Let me try that."
Jaune: “You sure?”
Weiss: “What’s the worst thing that could happen? I disappoint my father?”
Jaune: “It flips a gene and you have permanent psychosis."
Weiss: “That can happen?! And you still use!?”
Jaune: “That gene is already flipped for me.”
Weiss: “Fair enough. Let me try it.”
Jaune: *hands it off to her*"Hopefully this isn’t the last thing you suck on tonight.”
Weiss: “Don’t be vulgar.”
Jaune: “Are you kidding?”
Weiss: *takes a pull and exhales*"Besides wouldn’t you rather get behind me and pull my hair? Woah that was fast.”
Jaune: “Inhalants are like that. The lungs are faster than digesting alcohol.”
Weiss: “I think I see why you like it. It’s a real rush.”
Jaune: “It can be.”
Weiss: “Kinda scary though.”
Jaune: “Kinda. Don’t trip.”
Weiss: “What were we talking about?”
Jaune: “Me pulling your hair.”
Weiss: “You gotta get it by the base. Not the ends or else it hurts.”
Jaune: “I will roger that. Anything else I should know?”
Weiss: “The clitoris has as many nerve endings as the human eye.”
Jaune: “Is that true? That can’t be true.”
Weiss: “Oh yeah.”
Jaune: “Doesn’t it hurt?”
Weiss: “It can. You have to be gentle and tease it. But after you get things warmed up you can strum that bad boy.”
Jaune: “And that’s good?”
Weiss: “It can be so good it almost hurts.”
Jaune: “Almost.”
Weiss: “Does. Whatever. But it’s the kind of pain you want anyways. Like when you go inside and start stretching things it hurts but it’s a good hurt. Like a workout kinda. Like it’s being used like it’s meant to.”
Jaune: “I’ll do my best.”
Weiss: “Is there anything about guys that I should know?”
Jaune: “Why? Finally leaving me for some other guy? What’s his name?”
Weiss: “There’s no other guy! I just meant about you, really. But my advice will help you with Ruby.”
Jaune: “Gotcha. Nah, there’s nothing like that kind of thing. Not really. It all feels good. It’s great to be inside something. Right now it’s lonely. Little Jaune is lonely whenever it isn’t inside something.”
Weiss: "Poor baby."
#rwby#rwby incorrect quotes#jaune arc#weiss schnee#ruby rose#lancaster#whiteknight#whiterose#white rose#white knight#war of roses#motion sickness#tw drugs
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Paige Bueckers as your girlfriend hcs!!
Definitely wasn’t planning on approaching you at first, but after at least a couple instances of catching your eye on campus or in class she knew she had to make a move.
First date was probably smt like a drive in movie or restaurant
She literally just loves her car, she jus wants to drive you around. You get to be her lil passenger princess
One hand is on your thigh at ALL TIMES!!!
She’s so fucking funny. That’s all you could think when you first met her. She just knows exactly how to make you laugh. It was a major turn on
Her jokes get so casually flirty at times and it never fails to catch you off guard. She loves how flustered you get, lowkey lives for it. ++points if you flirt back though
Prob impossible to fight with her. This is a good and bad thing
She’s so unserious, so usually issues get resolved but if you’re actually really mad then she doesn’t know how to handle it.
“I’m sorry baby, seriously.” She’ll rub your back or some shit, looking totally lost the whole time. Which is so annoying cus she’s probably not sorry she just doesn’t want an issue.
PHYSICAL TOUCH, OH MY GOD.
needs to have a hand on you at all times. Guiding you with a hand on your lower back, squeezing your thigh when sitting next to her, groping your ass when you wear something form-fitting, brushing hair out of your face, grazing your lips with her finger before she kisses you.
Paige is smooth asf. Kissing her is like breathing air. Despite that it’s still so emotionally charged. Even a quick kiss before going to practice leaves you breathless and wanting to cling onto her.
It’s actually embarrassing because even if it’s just a quick kiss in front of your friends or the team you always get so turned on, and she can tell.
She teases you like hell about it, usually not even having to say anything. She’ll pull away from the kiss and have this smirk that just says “I have you wrapped around my finger.” …are you? Yeah, probably.
Eye contact goes CRAZZYYYY. She loves to test you by holding your eye, her face in this perfect sultry almost ‘try me’ type look that makes you want to latch onto her every time. Eye contact is lowk important to Paige, she wants to see your face looking at her when she’s talking, and she LOVES IT when you stare at her right back.
Despite Paige trying to be so tough and all, when she’s really comfortable with you she’s an actual BABY. Like whiny asf, begging you to be skin to skin with her, hang out with her, talk to her. She’s not super clingy, but when you’re together she really lets go of whatever persona she feels like she has to keep up, making her a lot more childish. It’s very cute.
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“Courier Six has to have amnesia! why else would they not know anything about the region and faction!”
If I was a post-apocalyptic mail man the last thing I’d give a fuck about is the socio-political systems existing around me when there’s giant irradiated scorpions and rattlesnake wolves and my ass gotta deliver shit on foot.
I can guarantee that a literal multi faction war could erupt right next to me and I wouldn’t notice over the sound of me playing death tug-o-war with a gecko over the shit I’m trying and failing to deliver.
#it’s so funny to be like there has to be a reason when it’s literally just like#I have more important things on my plate#and by that I mean I’m trying to out run a fire breathing ant and failing#fallout new vegas#fallout#courier six
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I feel like if I ever have a long term girlfriend it has to be someone from Tumblr. There are genuinely so many women on here I’d wife up in a heartbeat
#If it’s not a girl mutual I’ve literally failed at life#I’m not even trying to be funny like I genuinely see myself dating a girl from here#We just send each other funny tumblr posts every day and like each other’s painfully specific and personal tumblr posts. Bless#God I am asking you for THIS one thing . Please grant me a tumblr girlfriend
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My dad all year: fairly secular like the rest of us, doesn’t keep kosher, doesn’t really observe Shabbat, the occasional temple service.
My dad on Yom Kippur: *putting on a kippah* hello family yes I am fasting and don’t ask me money questions. I am now extremely devout for the next 24 hours
#mod des#😂😂😂#not super religious jews on Yom Kippur be like#ah shit I better set this year up right#like bruh if G-d is real he can definitely see you eating that bacon and sinning the rest of the year😂#no judgement tho I just think it’s funny how my dad without fail every year#finds G-d but only on the high holidays 😂#I try to do Shabbat every Friday night just as a comforting ritual because I’m pretty agnostic#and I host picnics for all the holidays except this year for new years stuff I’ve just been so busy with the new semester#and a new apartment#and there was a wedding that we got back from late Friday so I couldn’t plan anything for Rosh Hashanah#but anyway my dad does like the whatever the Jewish version of Pascal’s wager is but only on holidays 😂#I can’t fast for medical reasons even if I wanted to tho lmao
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tbf i really deserved to lose that poll im stupid af
#i need to come off the pill it’s not funny anymore 😂🙏🏼#like it was already hard getting myself motivated for a degree i hate and then there’s the adhd shit on top of that#which is literally the productivity killer but now the pill on top of all that has just taken any fear factor i might have had#like i don’t feel anything I’m not nervous there’s no concept of repurcussions in my mind#and it’s meant I’ve basically hardly fucking studied and it’s entirely my fault and im GOING to fail#like you cannot walk into a uni exam with the barebones knowledge i have and still pass you just can’t#like i spent all of yesterday trying to study and i didn’t get anything fucking done until 11pm#when I did like. a solid hour. that’s it#and it’s so frustrating bc it’s like well why didn’t you just study#and im like i CANT it’s like an actual physical block stopping me#and ik thats the adhd but I could handle it before I knew if I left it last minute the panic would set in and I’d be suddenly productive#but now? nothing#i just don’t feel anything ever and haven’t since literally march#and even that the only reason i remember it as march so vividly is bc i had a fucking depressive episode#physically the pill has done bits but it’s shredded the little mental stability i had and now we’re here and I’m failing my stupid degree#even now it’s like. why am I on tumblr. the exam is in 1.5 hours. i have so much to do bc i did nothing yesterday#and instead of me feeling panic or guilty or ANYTHING?#nothing. just absolutely nothing it’s like im not even here#hella goes to uni
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Ned Low is so silly to me
#‘I’m just doing it for the lolz’ ‘ooh kinky you wanna throw me overboard?’#‘my brother was always good at music but I killed him and strung my bow with his guts’ like okay mr wannabe hannibal character lmaooo#him getting cut off before he could monologue about his brother was so funny to me#his crew getting tired of his shitty employment in the middle of a torture session/raid and stealing his ship#also the way that he was the catalyst to ed and stede finally fucking#he’s trying so hard to be cool and menacing and failing so spectacularly#ned low#ofmd season 2#ofmd spoilers#our flag means death#me talking
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i’ve crossed 200hrs in dragon’s dogma 2 yesterday, it’s still my first playthrough and i’m in the postgame rn. i can’t explain my feelings just sitting here staring at the current title screen. the stupid immersive game i’ve been putting my heart and too much time into because it brings me joy is emotionally destroying me already
#dd2 thoughts#ouughhh#i could cry so hard rn suck it up#all the silly adventures i went on… my characters i made with love :((#what the fuck am i gonna do#sobbing. i’ll stop now and just try to beat it. like ripping a bandaid off#sidenote funny how they said a completionist would take like 130 hours and i’m Not even a completionist. got 200 fucking around#missed 2 caves and maybe 3 sidequests. failed none. 200 hours. i may be insane#just looooove taking my time in games let me see everything i can let me experience this!!! and i did. and 200 hours is satisfying i was#worried abt the 130hrs things bc that’s a real short open world to me#guy who played 300+hrs in their first open world game (botw) and haven’t been normal since
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#just gonna leave this here hoping to lighten up the mood#HE NEVER FAILS TO BE FUNNY#LEWIS CAPALDI#in other words I cant wait for hIS NEW MUSIC#okay good night I’m gonna try to sleep its nearly three am#als
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I started crying, in my senior class the other day, while we were partnered up—and my partner was THE PROFESSOR💀 he was very sweet about it, and gave me a moment and asked me if I was doing ok. I just told him I was super overwhelmed with life in general (THATS an understatement. Currently fighting for my life just to try and work up the energy to call the pharmacist so I can meet with a pharmistist so I can get some anti depressants before I kill myself (sorry I’m being a little dramatic)). He was very kind about it.
I say this because I just checked my school email, and my tap professor (that’s right. Like tap dancing. Listen, I have the shoes, I might as well take the class) emailed me saying I looked SCARED while tapping and offered some suggestions (ok exact words were “timid” which. Still).
I had a coworker look over at me in surprise, say “oh please go home, you look tired.” That surprised me, as I thought I was holding it together pretty well.
As someone who tends to feel like they are suffering in silence, there’s some embarrassment to getting called out for all the ways I’m slipping—but it’s also a little relieving? That people can see I’m maybe not totally fine? That what’s going on in my head is in fact negatively affecting me, I’m not just being a wimp. Idk. Even when people ask me how I’m doing and I say “really bad” I say it in a way that sounds like a joke, because I don’t know how to have a serious convo about it. But I’m trying to cry for help. So it’s nice to know that people do notice I’m absolutely crumbling occasionally. Also that I need to “really dig into the ground with those heels” and “loosen those ankles especially with the heel shuffle heel before draw backs.”
#al speaks#sorry long post. I am crying the email from the tap professor is so freaking funny I can’t even be upset about it. ‘you look a bit timid’#you see sir. that’s because I’m going through the stages of grief right before your very eyes. difficult to do while trying (and failing)#to do wings. gosh those wings. y’all I am making zero noise with those I’m just hopping#anyways
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you know it’s vaguely funny that alakshmi is confirmed to be the only god arjuna alter most likely either consciously chose not consume/ignored bc of her association with inauspicious things and bad luck bc it implies that goddesses like dhumavati, who’s one of the only gods actually generally depicted as intentionally old and ugly, who is also associated with inauspicious things like strife, loneliness, widows, poverty etc; or goddesses like Matangi, who among other more positive concepts is also associated with pollution and outcaste people are totally fine to him and he has no problem subsuming those concepts, it’s just alakshmi specifically he has an issue with
#aa: god of poverty or disease or pollution or being outcaste or being old? a-ok. god of bad luck? FUCK OFF#like I think they were trying to imply he only took in gods w good qualities but like#missed a few#dhumvati is maybe associated w alakshmi sometimes but I’m not sure and I don’t think fate noticed#like what abt nirriti? or jyestha?#like it’s funny maybe alakshmi just failed the vibe check and it didn’t have anything to do w her domain#my post
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I mean if we haven't talked I'd assume you'd be serious about being used as an ashtray lmao /gen /j
SEE THIS IS WHY I GOTTA RUIN MY OWN JOKES IN THE TAGS
#/j#I appreciate that now we’ve talked you would assume I’m just trying and failing to be funny /j#rae answers#storm-coax
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