hey you guys know that even if the people inside that submersible are rich billionaires, dying in that metal tube at the bottom of the ocean is a horrific way to die right. like. yeah stupid choices were made by the people in there signing off on a waiver that says the sub is not approved by anyone and they could die. but it’s the fault of OceanGate for knowingly putting people into a Home Depot DIY sub rigged up with an Xbox controller all to make a profit on people’s curiosity.
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remember in legend of zelda tears of the kingdom when link woke up on the sky island and rauru said you survived the cave explosion but we had to reconstruct your face and amputate your right arm and you will now be known as punished ‘venom’ link
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i won’t screenshot the dms bc i don’t feel like opening the latest message but EYE posted on my story abt the tiktok pictured below basically about how i got horny thinking abt someone working through a difficult math problem lol don’t worry abt that anyway sam slides up bc i cut part of it out so as to avoid insta censors and my slight embarrassment lol and was like does that say c*m and i was like well yes and then he was like haha what you’re into math… girl u have to walk w the thought process 😑 which i know you’re incapable of anyway so i vaguely responded like ah yeah what being away from stem for so long will do to u and he responds with like ten messages. including. ‘you gotta do it yourself’ that’s not the point 🙄 ‘you know how i’m terrible at talking to women’ wow really ‘so i realized i can calculate the speed of cum’ ‘bc i have some data’ DID I ASK?????!???!?!!!?!!!!! hello there’s oversharing and then there’s this… does the girl you’re having sex with know you share to this extent. and then he said how he accidentally brought this up to someone irl to be like haha awk whoops and i was like yeah well there r times where perhaps we need to self censor. and then i also get a message that’s like ‘hang on im doing the math’ IM NEVER EVER EVER GONNA BE ATTRACTED TO U I HOPE U KNOW THAT SCREAAMMMMM (and u need to know bc he’s genderfluid. im only using one set of pronouns for clarity on here ok i promise im not a dick. but he thinks he’s like. an exception for lesbians basically… like he doesn’t Count…. and like look im no essentialist im all for like freaky gender sex but also at so many other turns you do take advantage of being seen as a white male so. i don’t. yeah.) he’s kind of like the creepy dude at the edge of the friend group in high school named matt who would constantly harass me and my ex but like tried to be so lowk abt it. and it’s so bad basically. ‘17mph is crazy’ i hope you fall in an intersection sorry i can’t do this anymore 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 so pissed i have to see him tmrw i should be able to watch mmxxl w scully in peace
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Ecology professor: “What happened in 1967? Sgt Pepper, Canadian Centennial-”
Random student: “Hippies!” *Asks professor if he was a hippie
Professor, in the saddest possible voice: “My father wouldn’t let me :(“
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😔 I’m no longer a 9th grader 😔💔
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every day this quarter in mma ive taken note to ask my instructor how his day is going and how he is and stuff and that’s mostly because im autistic and run on script but also because i think it’s kinda funny how he always responds the same way and anyway i do it every day and he never asks it back which is fine i don’t care he’s just not really a guy who has a lot of investment in my life outside the class BUT. on FRIDAY. HE ASKED ME HOW I WAS DOING FIRST. it made me so happy i actually gasped and he tried to play it off like “i don’t actually care” but i told him anyways. it was a very happy moment for me and im smiling thinking about it. the world is full of many such moments and instances and small pieces of kindness and happiness if we work at them
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tempted to redraw some of the art I’ve posted here lmao. there’s a bunch of stuff that I look at already now and go “yeah wow I could’ve done way better” lol. even literally stuff I posted within the past week haha
it’s been a bit of an adventure slowly finding my art sense again. I still don’t think I have a consistent style but I’m slowly remembering how to do things and also getting better I think
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