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ms-musers · 2 years
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Clark Kent, trying to leave a gala he’s covering: Ope, just gonna squeeze right past you.
Bruce Wayne, who heard Superman say the same thing at a Justice League meeting that morning: No fucking way
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singlethread · 5 months
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Tag this with the common phrase you use to indicate you’re done talking with someone on the phone. For example mine is some variation of “well I guess I’ll let you go”
Also tag what region you’re from
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Look I get it I do
Absolutely crazy that we keep equating a modern, American Ketterdam to New York when Atlantic City is RIGHT THERE though
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cornyonmains · 2 years
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This painting made me burst out laughing in the middle of MOMA.
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nerdyzilla · 2 years
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I have no idea how this happened but I have some how become my house cryptid. A little bit of a back story I’m currently working a seasonal job half way across the country from where I’m from and living in company housing. So basically I’m living in a house with anywhere from 7-12 other people and sharing a room with 6 other girls which makes it seriously hard to find alone time and I am a major introvert. So I’ve taken to pretty much just randomly disappearing for hours at a time and pretty well just sitting in the Walmart parking making phone calls and playing on my phone for a bit of time by myself so I don’t go straight up crazy. And everyone in my house had kinda noticed that I just wandered off pretty frequently and have kind of just excepted it. Anyways back to the cryptid part there were other people at our house (same company different housing location) and it came up that I tend to just leave and one guy was like ya I’ve noticed that you just pop in like hay look at this huge blanket I’ve been crocheting and then disappear again for hours at a time and then randomly wander back in. Which is kinda weird here because everyone is always doing something with some one so I’m one of the few people who actually don’t and literally will just say bye and leave for 6 hours then just walk into the house at random times throughout the day. I also tend to just randomly show up at the parties and events and disappear just as quickly and people have noticed and just accepted this. So basically I’ve become the closest thing to a cryptid we have with out even noticing.
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botanyshitposts · 18 days
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incredibly obvious statement but it MUST be said. ah to be a lichen or shrub on a mountaintop
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frownyalfred · 10 months
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Clark: “Please. You can barely tell I’m from Kansas, stop with the Midwestern stereotypes already.”
Bruce: “Look me dead in the eyes right now and tell me you don’t have corn kernels in your left pocket.”
Clark:
Bruce: “That’s what I thought.”
Clark:
Bruce:
Clark: “The squirrels in the park get mean if I don’t feed them, okay?”
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uncahier · 4 months
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If you don’t think about Iowa at all you can skip this poll :)
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presidentbungus · 8 months
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in a similar vein to my last post i very much think demo’d be so good with kids. i don’t know if he’d be a good dad necessarily with all that emotional baggage and undoubtedly enough generational trauma to permanently ruin a toddler within seconds but he’d be a great uncle, godfather, weird neighbor, etc.
consider with me here. uncle tavish with the eyepatch and the peg-leg. he looks scary but he tells great stories about wizards and wars and explosions and he leaves in all the gory bits. he’ll show you how to make a pretty good firework out of the cleaning stuff your mum’s got lying around the house as long as you won’t tell on him. he’ll help you pull pranks on your adult relatives and he’ll take the blame for them. he’ll let you sip on his beer and scrumpy if you swear up and down you’re grown-up enough and when you hiss and stick your tongue out at the alcohol he’ll tell you that means you’re probably more mature than him. he doesn’t seem that rich but he’ll buy you a dirtbike or a pony or a whole set of expensive action figures for your birthday and he won’t even act like it’s a big deal. there’s something so simply enjoyable to him about kids (kids that aren’t his), so kicking with wonder and fierce excitement about the world, and he does whatever he can to give them what he never got—the push to run around and discover and do what they want, and to spit and curse and play-swordfight in the backyard and everything else all the adults in his life never really let him do. really, under it all, at the end of the day he’s got the big dumb heart of an absolute bloody sap and he knows it, and it’s almost relieving to know he’s still got it after all these years. you know? it works out
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atopvisenyashill · 7 months
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“why would elaena marry a dornishman when they’re nasty evil people who murdered her poor innocent brother daeron”
maybe because once elaena grew up she realized that there were better ways of bringing dorne into the realm than violent conquest, and that daeron got the death he deserved from not just a nobility that is valid for fearing subjugation from valyria but also a smallfolk sick and tired of these people showing up every few decades to set their principality on fire, and put aside any anti dornish sentiments she may or may not have harbored as a child to see the way her family had directly attributed to their suffering, eventually even falling in love with and marrying a dornish man??
also, considering daeron ii attempts a type of proto-reparations act in bringing dorne into the kingdom, it’s not out of the realm of possibility that someone as intelligent as elaena would recognize the inherent racism in the targaryen conquest of dorne and especially considering the very loud anti-dornish, deeply anti intellectual faction in the blackfyre rebellions, realized they wouldn’t be kind or understanding of an intelligent woman like herself and had no interest in herself or her daughters (of which she had four!!) getting shoved back into the maidenvault again?
like, daeron i is on some andrew jackson manifest destiny shit, and if it makes me an asshole for thinking “god i wish someone had merked jackson before he genocided & displaced my ancestors, good on the dornish for realizing you can’t negotiate with imperialists” than i am perfectly comfortable being considered an asshole right next to my girl elaena.
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waitingforthesunrise · 2 months
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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT
it’s snowing :))
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wroteclassicaly · 3 months
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Plus sized women are never fantasized about in media (unless they’re a size 4-16. And even that is pushing it, according to the mainstream). We’re the sidekicks, in secret, the background, the jokes. We are never the lead, we never get the hot guy or hot girl, we are killed off in a show, even shows that are supposed to represent us and be the most for us - they always exclude us. There’s no posters of us on any characters walls. Hollywood builds itself around seeing worth in only thin people.
Media, and even other people do it. If you aren’t thin, you aren’t desirable, you aren’t human, you aren’t even clean, according to the standards of media/the world. Doesn’t matter if you are healthy or have a health condition. If you’re a fat person, you’re already on the outs.
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god-u · 4 months
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gen v tumblr been too quiet lately so doing a random poll for funsies
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ashpkat · 10 months
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i love u like no other; ur always on my mind
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barrywhelk · 11 months
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Then, please tag with what country you’re from when you reblog
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hope-drunk · 9 months
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giving abby a southern accent
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