in the aftermath of the first conflict with calamity ganon, the royal family made an order of the sheikah;
"seal away every guardian, every divine beast, every trace of advancement. return to living simple, peaceful lives."
it was the princess who, even with the power of the full triforce, feared the inevitable return of ganon.
she did not wish for history to repeat.
a prediction comic for tears of the kingdom. the story of what really happened 10,000 years ago - it's not quite as simple as the tapestries make it out to be.
see you in may!
(note: this comic was drafted and partway done before the artbook leak. for the sake of keeping things spoiler-free, i did not change anything after the leak. so don't worry about any of that.)
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dude the charlie fixation has gotten so bad that HIS interest have seeped into MY dreams. this time i was running down a hill away from eggman, and for some reason eggman was trying to destroy these little qsmp eggs and i was trying to collect them and stop him, and as i was running down this hill I said something along the lines of "classic LIBERAL eggman, inventing fake things like women and gamer girls" before jumping and clearing two fences doing the cleanest fucking tuck and roll I've ever done in my life like seriously oh my GOD i hit it so cleanly i didnt even feel it then sliding under one of those parking garage entrance polls to keep running. I ran all the way across the baseball field (?) until i got to someone on the track field and was like "HOLY FUCKING SHITASS DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT!?!!????" and she didn't so I was just like "ITS OK I GOT IT ALL ON VIDEO!!! HOLY FUCK DUDE!!!!!!!" and the dream ended. i don't speak like that. i don't make jokes like that and the last time i tried parkour was on a trampoline and i nearly paralyzed myself but now i REAALLLYYYYYY wanna try learning the basic vaults and rolls again fuck me dude what the hell did i just get possessed or something
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sometimes. people on here will say things where i know if i point-blank asked them "hey, do you like butches, femmes, and people that do not 'look' or 'act' queer?" they'll of course say yes duh. and i know if i asked them, "cool. do you think that an androgynous person or 'very gender nonconforming' (for lack of better phrasing) is more queer than someone that isn't?" they'll say no of course not.
but then you read the things they've said about how queer people present themselves, how they "should" present themselves once they've reached a fully realized state, and how it relates to gender and relationships and its like Hmmmmmmmmmm. i don't think you do like any of those three groups i mentioned actually if that's how you really feel on those issues lmao.
it's the same school of thought behind the perplexingly popular idea that because noah wears athleisure, he couldn't possibly be gay (before he came out, this was the common sentiment; and even now, people act like finn is more queer than noah, just because he "looks and acts" like it according to them). this idea that you have to look and act a certain way to be Actually Queer or Queer Enough, and if you don't, then that's because you've fallen victim to conforming or you just aren't as comfortable with your identity. (what? as if there's a single queer identity to begin with?)
that if you're a queer guy and you behave or look masculine, then you just haven't come out of your shell and accepted yourself or experimented enough. that if you're a queer woman and you're feminine, then the same applies, or you're not as queer as a butch woman, who does exhibit gender nonconformity, for example. and if you're butch or femme (+ other equivalents), or in a relationship with your counterpart, then you're perpetuating heteronormativity, as if that's even possible, and we all know that's so very, awfully, terribly Bad, you're a stain on the community, and you have issues you need to work out.
people don't have to look or act in a particular way to be acceptably queer enough. we don't all gravitate towards certain expressions of gender nonconformity or androgyny just because we're queer, and a failure to do that doesn't suggest that we're uncomfortable with ourselves and our identity. you can continue to be yourself as you were even after realizing you're queer. that's not impossible or a bad thing.
femmes and gay men that are masculine in any capacity are not traitors, confused, or less gay. some people are the way that they are, regardless of their sexuality. we don't all morph into the same person when we realize we're queer. that shouldn't be a difficult concept to understand? that's literally just... being a human and treating queer people as such.
those evil gay people who are in "masc/fem" relationships aren't perpetuating heteronormativity either. just because they exist outside of your realm of understanding, or have the kind of relationship that you wouldn't personally want for yourself, that doesn't mean that they aren't members of your community—which is the queer community, in case you forgot—and don't deserve respect, too.
like. it's just so demoralizing lmao. what's so hard to understand about accepting that people are all different and that just because we may belong to the same community, that doesn't mean that we are all the same and must fall in line? it's so tone-deaf, insulting, and just plain unrealistic. you may not mean it that way, but it is. that rhetoric just is.
feminine gay women exist. masculine gay men exist. sometimes they may experiment with their gender expression once realizing this, but they don't always and they don't have to to be considered queer. butch/fem relationships and other similar relationships are not imitations of heterosexuality, because they're fucking gay, and they do not adhere to traditional heterosexual roles, because, again, they're fucking gay.
your experiences and beliefs are not universal. gay people are not clones of each other. stop invalidating or speaking down on other queer people just because you can't relate to them personally. i know some people don't mean to insinuate these things, but you do. you are. constantly. and the people that fall in those categories you've deemed unacceptable and other, see it.
it's so... exhausting to face that in this space, which is supposed to be a respite from the physical world where that happens, too. and those actions, those beliefs that people share, they also bleed into the physical world and how you interact with other people in your community. it's not just little words that you write and have no meaning. it doesn't start and end with a fictional character. the things that you say matter and sometimes they're very troubling.
people who have been in those "fem/masc" relationships, or that identify with any kind of similar label, have not lived a life that's an imitation of heterosexuality, nor are they any less queer than you just because you haven't been in/participate in relationships like that.
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