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ʚїɞ Self Aware! Hazbin Hotel
ʚїɞ Their reaction after becoming self aware and first thoughts about reader! part 1
ʚїɞ Alastor and Lucifer Morningstar
ʚїɞ Keep in mind English is not my first language, so you may find mistakes!
ʚїɞ Word count: just about 1.7k
ʚїɞ I planned for all hotel characters first but then I realized how much I'm thinking on each paragraph and its details that I decided to just do 2-3 charas per part😭
Very few characters would notice something wrong on the first watch of the show, but wouldn't realize, nor become self-aware until the 2nd or further watch.
While everyone's reaction would be different with different amounts of stages before total acceptance of the situation, they all would share the first emotion, simple disbelief. They would first need to even process the fact that they're not real, that they were created solely for the purpose of entertaining… something? Someone? In a completely different Universe. That everything that they thought had happened to them before they died didn't actually happen, they were never alive in the first place. Only after that did the emotions and reactions differ. The very first emotion or actual personal reaction would be:
ALASTOR
Irritation with a hint of madness.
His first thoughts about the situation would be how ironic it is that he seeks entertainment for himself while his own person, no, character, was a source of entertainment for whatever was watching them from time to time. It was quite ironic how he said that his face was made for radio when the truth couldn't be further from that. He was literally created solely to be watched on that funny colored box by… whatever was watching him and the others.
He was irritated at not noticing that something was wrong immediately, now he thinks about how blind he was, how obvious everything was. The city is actually quiet, too quiet when the noise and demons aren't needed, when they're not meant to be heard. Nothing actually happened that one time when he was out for a fix of his coat, it just got magically fixed, he went and came back when someone else decided he was to do so. They didn’t have much actual free will when he thought about it and that's what he was mad about. He thought that his deal was a massive problem to him, oh how wrong he was because the problem was you.
He doesn't know how he or the others didn't notice the small, glowing butterfly flying above their heads from time to time. They couldn't be that blind, could they? The little crystal thing (could he break it?) must have done something to be unnoticed for so long. He wondered how long they were watched for, the little thing above their heads seemed to be speaking sometimes, seemingly knowing what would happen… at least he thought so, the words would cut out so often that he was left with a pure guess at one point.
He didn't want to accept that he wasn't real, that he was just a 2D character with the sole purpose of entertaining someone. He was meant to be the one entertained, not you. But he couldn't actually do anything, could he? For sure not until more of the people he knew were aware.
That's also something that he noticed. When it came to the hotel staff and guests, he seemed to be the only one who realized the situation at first. It took a few times of some events repeating before he noticed that someone else from the hotel was noticing the little crystal butterfly above their heads as well.
Alastor seemed to be the first, or one of the very first people who noticed that something was wrong. He wasn't sure if someone realized before him, and if they did then who, but he was somewhat glad that he could finally discuss the topic at least a little once the other hotel patrons found out about the truth. He isn't one to really open up in any way, but this was a matter where he had to communicate with the others.
You. He didn’t know what to think of you at first. He did see you in a more negative light at first, under many emotions hitting him at once which he hated but after he calmed down, he started thinking. At first, he was sure you were some sick person seeking entertainment from the suffering of others, and yeah he was doing pretty much the same, but were you really alike when he wasn’t even real and you were? He was pretty sure that he’s never gonna get used to saying that.
Over time, when he stopped overthinking (he’s gonna deny that he was doing that till the day of his 2nd death), he noticed a few changes. The less negative his posture and thoughts were about you, even if neutral, the more he was able to find out. Alastor was able to pick up more than a few words whenever you talked, he was able to hear you talking clearly enough to recognize a possible gender, and something he wasn’t sure that he wanted to think about, it was way easier to pick up your emotions in your words.
I feel like he would be more lenient towards you if it turned out you were a female (or identified as one), but that would be the mama’s boy inside of him talking. There wouldn’t be too many differences of course, but those who spent enough time around him would be able to tell there's a difference after finding out your gender if it turned out you weren’t a man (again, not too much but it IS noticeable).
He would go from lowkey hating you at first to being mostly neutral with a hint of positive light as you seemed to do nothing but watch, up until later on when everyone is self-aware as well and would talk about the whole thing. Only then would the feelings towards you, the little watcher, as he first called you, turn more positive.
LUCIFER
Massive inner conflict and a complete mix of emotions
He didn’t know what to think. It was hard to comprehend that he didn’t actually live for as long as he thought, that all the things that supposedly happened, in fact never were even close to happening, they were just… a scripted past.
Was all his suffering for nothing? Was it there just to entertain someone? Did those things who watched them enjoy seeing them sad and hurt? He was simply lost on what to think about the whole situation, it wasn't something that he could prepare himself for in any way beforehand.
He was disappointed in himself for not noticing immediately or at least faster that something was not right. He's the literal King of hell! Even if… only in a show apparently… but he still is. No one better say anything about that because he's already on the brink of a yet another breakdown. He cannot take much more.
Should he try doing something about this? Or should he stay quiet and go with the script as he's supposed to? He wasn’t sure about the answer himself and had no one to answer his questions. The thought that what he thought were eons of life was actually a lie was… a little terrifying. Who knows just how much can someone force them to do without caring for their opinions because they don’t know that he and the others are aware of everything now, how much can you cause without their consent? He wasn’t sure if you or anyone else knew about them being self-aware or not.
He would actually try to ignore the little butterfly whenever he would see it, but at the same time, many questions were swirling in his mind.
Why were you around? Did you like to see them suffering? Did you have any control over what you saw? Did you have some sort of control over them? Did you have plans regarding them? Did you-
Yeah, again, he has a lot of questions and absolutely zero answers.
His personal feelings about you were all around at first. Not sure whether he should hate, dislike, or be generally negative about you, be more neutral, or be on the more positive side, especially since you didn't seem to do anything but watch them. Like it's all that you could do when it comes to them, but he couldn't be 100% sure.
Similarly to Alastor, he would be one of the characters who noticed something wrong on the first watch of the show before becoming self-aware quite soon after that. I don't think he, nor Alastor, would notice the other knows too fast, since both try to act like nothing's wrong around others. He did not want to be just a 2D character, something to be watched on a screen. It was… humiliating, in his eyes. He could tell that Charlie and the others weren't aware of anything at first so he didn't speak about it until later on when he was sure that they came to their senses, as he would like to say.
He wondered how long were you actually there before he, or anyone else, started to see or notice you, especially since he could literally hear you. Both as the small insect and the occasional words he was able to pick up. And that's if he was to forget the butterfly was literally, softly fucking glowing. Yeah, they're all blind.
I think that if you’re on the younger side, (which technically is any age a human can be alive at compared to him lmao) he would be a little softer, especially if you're similar to his daughter in character. It would come from the paternal side of his, you would probably remind him of Charlie so much :(
He would be more on the negative side at first, as much as he wishes he didn't straight up assume how you were as a person, it took some time but he went into the more neutral zone before being positive about you after being able to hear more of you talking, as he was able to at least have more idea about your character and wasn't completely clueless like at the start.
Your nickname also got changed to something else, something cuter over time, as Alastor’s name for you, little watcher, was deemed not good enough by everyone (Lucifer's words)
Notes, comments, and reblogs are greatly appreciated
#SAHHA#Ig thats the name for this now#unless something like this exists and has a name#why did i think so much on one goddamn paragraph#this does not need as much brain power as i used nuh uh#but at least im satisfied with the end product#ngl I feel like i fucked up luci's character#alastor's not too bad but i feel like I didn't do too well with our dear duck loving king#hazbin hotel x you#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x y/n#hazbin hotel#hazbin#lucifer x reader#lucifer x you#lucifer x y/n#alastor x reader#alastor x you#alastor x y/n#self aware hazbin hotel
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Needy Touches
You get affected by the gold hellfire newt syrup ((or,,, you get affected by an aphrodisiac kekeke)).
Barbatos, Lucifer, Mammon x Reader
A/N: this came from a long line of word vomit -hence the double luci mention bc i could not figure out how i wanted to write this-.... i also tried writing a version where the reader eats enchanted pudding but i didnt finish it soooo perhaps ill post that later.... i just desperately needed barbatos smut
WC - 2.2kish
SMUT // NSFW ((reader w a pussy lol))
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Barbatos
“Barbatos,”
The loyal servant smells you before he sees you. His eyes widen as his entire body flushes with an untamable heat. Why do you smell so sweet? Within his chest, his heart thrashes against the confines of his ribs. The air becomes thick with flavor and Barbatos can barely think under these tense circumstances.
“Please, I need you,” From where you call just outside his door, Barbatos is quick to invite you inside his room. He slams the wooden door closed before pushing you up against it. His forked tail instantly wraps around both of your ankles and pins you firmly in place. The demon isn’t sure what has affected you like this but he can tell that your hormones must be getting the better of you.
You’re nearly panting under his touch and he hasn’t even done anything drastic to you yet.
“It hurts, help me please,” Your begs start to become incoherent as you focus on undressing your lover, you find your way underneath his dress shirt and nearly moan at the feeling of his abdomen under the pads of your fingers. “fuck me-”
Barbatos is a level-headed demon, not much can throw him off track. There is supposedly nothing that can throw him off track. Well, nothing except for you. This shouldn’t, and doesn’t, come as a surprise to him. Of course, a human is the thing to push the obedient demon over the edge.
He drags you across his room, pushing you until you reach his bed. Barbatos is the first to fall back against the mattress but he quickly pulls you on top of him and into his lap. His sturdy hands rip down your pajama shorts and his finger comes into contact with the thin essence covering your thighs.
“Use me,” Barbatos orders, he reacts all too quickly as the only thing keeping him from mounting you like an animal is the promise of your cunt on his face. “beloved, please.” He doesn’t have to tell you twice as you move up his body within seconds and don’t hesitate to sit on his face. You don’t have the time to feel embarrassed when your body is burning up inside.
“Oh!” You squeak as his tongue quickly runs up and down your slit before wiggling into your entrance. Barbatos has a monster of a tongue and he makes use of it to fuck you. He’s trying with his entire being to get as much of your taste on his tongue as he possibly can. His mind is torn between giving you your pleasure and hogging it all for himself.
Your cunt tightly squeezes around his muscle while your hips rut against his face, perfectly aligning your clit with his nose to get just the right friction. It’s all so messy and sloppy, nothing like what you’re usually used to with Barbatos. But, you can’t get enough of it. His fingers dig into your thighs to help you move against his face, back and forth until you’re squirming and aching all over him.
He’s determined to see you spent tonight, utterly used with nothing left to give. Barbatos is a greedy demon and he burns with intense pleasure to see you satisfied.
Lucifer
“You drank the hellfire wine, didn’t you?” Lucifer glares down at your trembling form and his intimidating stance almost makes you start to drool. There is nothing more attractive right now than Lucifer with his large arms crossed over his thick chest. Your thighs press together painfully at the sight.
The older demon sighs, he can smell your arousal leaking out of you in buckets. It’s affecting him terribly but by some miracle, he has been able to hold it together.
“I informed you beforehand what that syrup does to humans, must you ignore every warning I provide you?” Lucifer grunts at the headache taking the forefront of his brain, he can’t focus with your scent hanging heavily in the air. All too quickly he comes aware of just how sweet you smell. Despite the lecture on his lips, he gets distracted by the thick tears pooling in your eyes.
The sight nearly causes the old man to coo.
“My dearest love, you just want to be fucked, don’t you?” He murmurs as he takes you in his arms, his hands grab ahold of your biceps and pull you into his chest. “How badly do you need me?” In this moment of desire, Lucifer needs to hear how you ache for him. His poor, sweet human.
“So badly, Luci,” You moan the nickname and claw at his abdomen, desperately trying to get rid of the clothes still adorning his body. “fuck me, please.” Begging becomes second nature as you plead and plea with all your might. You might end up succumbing to your knees as you focus all your energy on praying for this one thing.
Lucifer’s pretty patience snaps at your devotion.
He can’t decide between fucking you exactly how you need or letting you take what you need.
“Will you ride me until you’re satisfied or do you wish for me to fuck you until you can no longer speak?” His fingers squeeze your hips almost painfully, forcing your hips to grind against his own. Your head falls back with a moan and Lucifer wets his lips at the sight of your bare neck on display.
“I need you to fuck me, Lucifer.” You plead and before you know it, he has you bent over his table.
Lucifer makes quick work of finding a pace that satisfies your desires. He thrusts in and out of your tight cunt quickly, but it only makes the burning fire inside of you even hotter. His grunts and the sounds of your skin slapping against each other have you gasping out for air. You pathetically try to meet his thrusts but are unable to keep up with his fierce pace.
Within the handful of minutes Lucifer has been fucking you, you’ve already convulsed around his cock twice. Your body keeps making work of searching for pleasure, and it seems that with each orgasm your desire for Lucifer only becomes stronger. In the back of your mind, you can hear exactly what you need, you yearn for Lucifer to find his release. You cum again to the mouthwatering idea of the demon finishing inside of you and then licking it out. You need it and you’re determined to get it.
“Lucifer, cum in me,”
Mammon
Mammon isn’t really sure how his night got like this, you in his lap mewling and begging for his attention. But, he isn’t necessarily complaining about the situation either.
“Hey! Watch where you’re touching!” He squeaks as your wandering hands travel lower and lower across his abdomen, no doubt in search of his belt. “What is up with you today?” Mammon swallows deeply as he takes a closer look at you, there is an intense heat radiating off your body as you practically shake in his lap. The demon would be a fool not to see the flush dusting across your face that spreads to the tips of your ears. “(Y/N), are you okay?”
Concern takes over him as he tightly grabs your shoulders and forces you to face him. He’s your first after all, your wellbeing means more to him than any other demon in Devildom. Mammon nearly kicks himself for not taking note of your current state earlier. In the midst of his mental scolding, you moan at his strong touch. It’s quiet and barely slips past your lips but’s more than enough to catch on Mammon’s ears.
His entire body twitches with need at the sound. A primal need to take care of his human, to satisfy his human, to please his human.
Mammon’s mouth runs dry as he looks you over again. This time he notices how you’re subtly grinding on his thigh, he feels the damp patch growing against his thick pants. He’s hard in an instant.
“You’re-” He pauses, swallowing shortly to rethink his words. “you’re leaking?” You momentarily freeze at this and the demon cringes at himself so hard that his entire body falls back against his sofa.
Thank god, you’re too far gone in your own pleasure to care.
“Mammon, help me, it burns-” Your cries fill his concerns up sky high and the demon has half a mind to go and grab his older brother because Mammon knows nothing about the human body. The second born hates to see you in pain and harming you even more is the last thing he would ever want. “stop thinking and fuck me!”
“Huh?” Mammon stops in his panic and freezes all over, he doesn’t move an inch as you throw his belt across the room and yank his pants down his muscular thighs. He lets you take what you need, watches with an intense desire as you flip your skirt up and grab ahold of his excited cock.
The demon ends up moaning louder than you once you start to fuck him, bouncing in his lap to satisfy your own needs. Nothing about this is for Mammon and the demon loves it.
“More, yeah like that,” His hips squirm under your touch, bucking up to meet your own pace while you dig your nails into his shoulders.
“This is about me, Mammon,” You breathe into his ear, whimpering at the feeling of his hands migrating down to your ass. The demon finally gets an ounce of control as he helps you bounce in his lap, angling his cock inside of your tight cunt to make you see stars. “you’re here to help me.”
The secondborn wouldn’t have it any other way.
Lucifer (the original thing i wrote for him hehehe,, i didnt think it was smutty enough so i rewrote it -and honestly, i just might write an entire thing for this because lucifer is so hot-)
“What is wrong with you?” Lucifer bites as he glares down at your trembling form. Had this been any other occasion Lucifer would have taken you to the closest private space available to fuck your brains out but, he isn’t blessed with that luck today. The demon castle is currently filled with far too many people and it would be near impossible to sneak away. He can’t understand why you’re acting this way. You’re practically trying to jump him amongst all these demons.
Lucifer narrows his eyes at you before taking a subtle whiff of your scent and just the slight inhale causes his entire body to stiffen as he instantly feels all the blood in his body rush into his boxers. How on earth did he not notice it before?
“You need to be fucked, don’t you?” He coos into your ear as he tightly wraps his large hand around your wrist. Lucifer drags you out of the ballroom, ignoring every person who tries to stop him. He brings you to an empty hallway before ushering you roughly into an old abandoned room filled with trinkets that haven’t been touched in centuries. You’re not too focused on anything other than the demon in front of you. “Let me guess, you drank the hellfire wine, didn’t you?”
You nod eagerly and try to ignore your guilty conscious, ignore how you messed up the evening.
“Dearest, you know what that does to humans. I warned you beforehand.” He starts a lecture, one that you know could go on for hours but you don’t have the hours to wait, not when you’re working up a sweat and your thighs have begun to tremble. There’s a wet heat aching between your thighs and you only become more and more uncomfortable as time goes on.
“I didn’t know what it looked like!” Your eyes pathetically fill up with thick tears and Lucifer nearly awes at the sight. It seems he’s being too hard on you.
“Calm down, my pet.” He quietly murmurs against your forehead as he steps closer to you, placing either of his hands on your biceps. “You just want to cum, don’t you? You need release so badly, poor thing,” From his words alone, you swear you could cum. All over again your body starts to tremble. “I’ve got you, human, I’ll give you exactly what you need.”
When Lucifer promises something, he always delivers.
His clothes are discarded in seconds and you’re sure you zoned out all the way until he pulled you into his lap and lined his cock up with your entrance. You don’t remember your own clothes coming off or how he got to sucking on your breasts so earnestly. All you can focus on is his hard cock now fully inside of you. Your movements are messy and rushed, you take full control as Lucifer leans back in the leather chair.
You’re bouncing thoughtfully in his lap, loudly mewling and moaning at how full you feel. The entire time since you got your hands on that wine, you’ve been on edge. Lucifer can bring you bliss within seconds but you know that tonight, it won’t be enough. You’ll have to use him the whole night until you’re both utterly spent, until you’re forced to be peeled off of his cock.
Anticipation grows in Lucifer’s stomach with a smile on his lips to match, oh he’s looking forward to this.
#Barbatos x reader#Lucifer x reader#mammon x reader#obey me x reader#Barbatos smut#Lucifer smut#mammon smut#obey me smut#obey me x you#obey me x y/n#obey me barbatos#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#I need to fuck Lucifer so bad#xiaos spicy almond tofu#rare smut I actually like teehee
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I physically cannot with this man. Every time I think I have returned to a semi-regular mental state he comes slithering back in and all of a sudden I’m crying again because he’s so cute.
Being so fucking for real though, I genuinely do not think I have EVER been down bad for a character as much as I have been for him.
To put it simply: I have never been the “you can stomp of me, choke me out, stab me” type of fangirl until him. Never have I ever wanted something so badly in my life than how I want him.
I physically do not understand how he has done this to me, but I’m not complaining.
#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer#i’m down so bad#physically cannot#i cant#he’s just the sweetest#no like for real#he fucking owns me#he’s so hot#and adorable#he is everything I have ever wanted#and I do not know how to feel#I don’t understand#has me in a chokehold#pls I need more of him#how come he was only in two episodes#I lust for him#just his presence#I need it like I need oxygen#fucking addicted
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seeing a post that gets some things right (interesting complex john thoughts) but other parts dead wrong (bad dean takes) has me like *eye twitch*
#reducing a complicated plot to dean hates all monsters and thinks every monster needs to be killed is um. first of all not even canon#do i need to bring out all the posts abt dean's monster ethics and how he thinks a monster is someone who hurts / kills innocent ppl#and that definition includes humans who do monstrous things too (a theme explored in multiple episodes in s1 !!!!)#but anyways. no he did not think jack should be killed bc he was ~not human~ he thought jack was a Dangerous supernatural being#since ya know. he Was. literally thee most powerful being after god / amara. and they had no idea what he might do. he was not their Baby#or their Kid yet. he was a stranger. a strange new supernatural being that they might have to stop.#s12 finale literally leaves off on a cliffhanger positioning jack to potentially be the new 'Big Bad'#so he's a stranger AND the son of lucifer (they had no idea how that would affect jack yet) AND he seemingly brainwashed cas and kelly#bc remember cas was all about Free Will and Choice and Fuck Heaven / Paradise / Peace#and then suddenly he's going against his core beliefs talking abt paradise on earth and jack needing to fulfill his Destiny like ???#i'd be sus af too if i were dean#dean had no reason to trust jack right off the bat. 'oh but he should've trusted him bc cas did' ok and cas is dead now so ??#then there's the soulless jack stuff which is a whole other complicated beast. and dean was not the only one trying to stop jack then eithe#but anyways. no you cannot reduce dean's complex feelings abt jack to simply 'lol dean hates monsters and wants them all dead'#he doesn't. half his family and friends are literally monsters. anyways.#vic.txt
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I don’t know how to explain this in a way that makes sense but I seriously can't stop thinking about how it’s implied that Lucifer genuinely cares about women’s pleasure. Like I can just tell that Adam does not give a shit and probably thinks taking off a woman’s bra is foreplay, but Lucifer?? The only reference to sex he ever makes is implying that he ate Lilith out, AND that it’s something he not only enjoys but is good at. No wonder Lilith left Adam for him, I would too.
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer#he's so sexy#i need him so bad#he canonically likes giving women head are you fucking serious#how am i supposed to deal with this
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i'm a little tired of biblical retellings where eve and lucifer fuck. like idk call me crazy but if some guy lied to me, manipulated me into eating an apple and giving my husband some, which ended up having me and my guy kicked out of heaven and the beginning of all human suffering put upon us i'd be pissed. like yo i'm four days old why did u lie to me. what's your deal asshole.
#like i love biblical adaptations that dont take it srsly but like#i need more where adam and eve r BEEFING with lucifer not bc god is evil but bc theyre not all that cheesed about the whole apple thing#like imagine ur eve rq. you are maybe two days old. your husband is like three days old. some snake is like 'nooo trust the apple is chill'#and no one has ever lied to anyone ever before so u dont even realize hes lying. so u eat the apple and its not bad so u give some to ur bf#and next thing u know ur embarrassed and naked and also HOMELESS ??? BECAUSE THE SNAKE LIED ???? AND NOW UR FUCKED#like idk. stop making her in love with that man let her kill him with hammers
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*looking @ barbatos*
mc : he’s so fine it’s pissing me off. forreal, like how is someone that fine.
lucifer : mc i asked if you had any questions
mc : my question is does he fuck
#asmo crawling out the nearest bush : actually yeah so-#me @ asmo : he be fuckin ??? 🤨#asmo : 🤭 baby u don’t even know the half of it#i’m telling u rn if i were the mc in this game lucifer would hate my fucking guts#LMFAOOOOOOOO#this is 100% self indulgent and idc someone is gonna agree w/ me#barbatos is TEW DAMN FINE and TEW DAMN PERFECT#whoever made him as a character need they ass ate no weird shit#like HONESTLY ????? EUGHHHHH#it’s not even a want anymore i need him#i won’t him so bad#lucifer would tie me up from the ceiling every fucking day honestly#imma have to ‘bae please 😫 i was joking bae pls 😫’ my way out of that#fuck i look like hanging like a piñata when i could be seducing barbatos ON MEEEEEEE EUGHHHHH#obey me shall we date#obey me x reader#obey me barbatos#obey me lucifer#obey me asmodeus#obey me mammon#obey me#obey me x mc#obey me diavolo#obey me leviathan#thirst ; barbatos#boo i’m not gonna tag everything yuck
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Got an interview for a sex store this weekend lets goooooo 🤪
#I need a job so fucking bad I really hope I get it#for some reason I think Lucifer approves of it lol
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see the thing to consider about the early years of the cage is like. michael and adam's relationship (<-as a general term. the BEGINNINGS of it) was developing directly alongside the prime example of an archangel absolutely turning upon his vessel re: sam and lucifer. and they were bystanders to this! they could see what was happening! but first of all adam was powerless to do anything about it/would've been depending entirely on whatever protection michael would've deigned to give him back then during a time where they probably very much did not like each other and second of all while michael implied in 5x13 that he viewed what the other (arch)angels did to their vessels as something to disapprove of ("unlike my brothers, i won't leave you a drooling mess when i'm done wearing you") he still fundamentally does not give a shit so long as it doesn't affect him.
like while michael has always treated his vessels with respect while possessing them just based on his phrasing i'm like 90% sure he only did it (back then) to set himself apart from his brothers and keep himself established as the big brother setting the example. if that makes sense. he was being very proper about it he was like you see as much as i also think humanity is beneath me god favored them and so i will treat my vessels with respect as he intended. yknow. and i do think that seeing lucifer absolutely tear sam apart would've reinforced this? like ohhhh i am so much better than lucifer i would never stoop to a level like that. i think at least SOME of the early cage years with michael leaving adam alone would've been because of the fact that he's trying to be better than lucifer and what better way to do that than to prove to god that he isn't some savage animal who would turn on his most favorite creation with a lust for sadism.
and this would have to be present for their early interactions is the thing! because adam is THERE! he can see it happening! like not only is he helpless in the face of sam's torture but he is also put in a position where he is constantly Very Much Aware of the fact that michael. at any point. at any time. could turn on him and start doing the exact same to him that lucifer was doing to sam. and he has a VERY real reason to feel this way because for all that michael may leave him alone he literally already signed off on his torture once. what was stopping him from doing it again but with his own hands this time? his own pride, and that was pretty much it. and when you compare it to how they are centuries and centuries later, when adam speaks his mind to michael without any fear whatsoever and doesn't even flinch when michael snaps at him because adam had him backed into a corner, it's insane. but in those years back then? when michael's faith in god and that he was the better of the two of them was pretty much the only reason that adam wasn't getting ripped apart like sam was? yeah no adam would've been. absolutely fucking terrified of michael. like there is just no way around that.
but at the same time he is in! that! position! where the only thing he can do is RELY on michael. and it's a horrible position to be in and to look at from an outside perspective. even with the future knowledge that michael never once betrays adam's trust in him and that they will eventually grow to care for each other as deeply as they do. it's like you have adam sitting there listening to sam's screams and not being able to do a thing about it and watching michael and going. if you think it's so savage then why don't you do something about it? and then you have michael going because it's none of my concern. and besides, he was the one who diverted god's plan. he's the one who got us all trapped down here. and then you have adam going well why aren't you torturing me then? for not being the true vessel? and then you have michael going don't be ridiculous. i would never stoop to my brother's level of monstrous, and it's hardly like you're worth my time. and then you have adam, who stays very very quiet at that because his real thoughts about it might piss michael off. might dig himself deeper into this hole he's found himself in. because he's thinking, buddy. you're just as much of a monster. you've just got a different complex about it. but he can't say that and so he doesn't.
#the trust that developed between michael and adam is absolutely batshit insane. especially when you think about the times BEFORE that trust#developed and what it would've been like for them. michael sneering at lucifer's brutality. adam absolutely terrified that the same thing#is going to happen to him ESPECIALLY since michael already signed off on his torture once. like it's the cage and it's just.#a bad situation all around. do you get me#anyway. it's 1am and i'm so fucking tired and i'm just gonna post this without a readmore because it's my blog and i can do what i want#goodnight. i need to stop pulling this shit#kate rambles#we came to an agreement
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Ranting to myself and holy hell. Never rlly expected myself to say I relate to Charlie-
(read tags if you want. I get more in depth into it, but also my rant will be in depth of it too)
#time diary(?)#audrey/kellie's time diary#if you couldn't tell. ive been going to the hazbin hotel critical tag/redesign/rewritten tag many times#and im now just gonna be putting my own ideas out and the rant im making just. kinda. makes me think so much of how#much Charlie is SO undermined that she's just a basic fucking hell citizen and not THE princess of hell heir to the throne#HER RELATIONSHIP WITH HER FATHER? WHO. BY THE WAY. SAYS “take that depression!”????#charlie is so fucking undermined and never thought of that it angers me tbh. her idea & theme is so fucking cool!! but good God the#execution of it?? so bad that it's not even funny at all. i see myself in charlie so much due to her relationship with her father#and the whole relationship at the last episode is just now written as “weak daughter & strong father” and it fucking sucks#i kinda have the same relationship she has with her father but with my mother. we are distant but we love each other very much#and we help each other with the best we can. but the communication needs some working to do. we are distant but we are#still there for each other#oh also. the reason why i mentioned the “take that depression!” line is because it stod out to me. he has depression (or not??)#but that shit gets sidelined for his rival relationship with Alastor and some jokes (“or the second.. bow chica bow bow💥”)#and that. that's not fucking okay to me actually??? my mom has depression. and its not fucking nice or funny#(she has more like seasonal depression actually; shes more sadder/depressed in the winter). i might not know fully#but i know half of what it's like to have a depressed parent. and its. OUGH#Lucifer is such a good idea. Charlie is such a good idea. why the fuck was it wasted???
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Om tag ramble
#my hate 4 solomon is festering bc of that post bc its infuriating that#every1 was so scandalized that he was doing shady shit 2 lucifer from before but bc its asmo suddenly its okay#like- he's fine as a character ig but im tired of the hypocrisy in this fandom. if you're gonna b pissed off at him dr*gging lucifer#then be angry at him taking advantage of asmo while he was drunk too. its bullshit#ik hes a fictional character and its not a real issue but come the fuck on#its also bs that suddenly theyre all scary demonic demons who are evil and need to be contained and controlled#bc one second ppl are treating them like just some guy but when they need to make excuses for why bad things happen#to the characters its all 'well they're bad people sometimes and they're strong demons so its okay to treat them like shit'#its not. absolutely fucking not okay.#suddenly they deserve to have their basic rights taken away from them bc they do bad shit sometimes.#idc if theyre not your favorite character or what species they are or if they aren't a good person 24/7 NOONE should get taken advantage of#like- im more angry about the hypocrisy than i am the actual game content now. solomon does shady shit all the time#but when its done 2 golden boy lucifer its a fucking outrage for everyone#but when its asmo hes suddenly this violent hostile murderous creature that should be chained down or tamed#its just fucking UGHHHH#im not putting this in the main tag bc im not gonna have 10 different ppl tell me im fucking stupid for being upset abt this again.#elliot rambles#rant in the tags
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I guess there's poetry to Lucilius being this desirable while also being the most aroace person to ever exist (in my HC anyway. Just like Lucifer is the most gay and Belial is the most bi. You understand)
Like. It does not benefit.him. all these people drooling over him and he just wants to dissect people in peace. Who are all these people in his dms. Leave him alone
GOD yeah.
Like i definitely fully read Lucilius as AroAce but the fact he's the most desired man of the franchise he's in really just doesn't help for that. He's so AroAce that the one person who loves him the most is the most Hyper-sexual Hyper-romantic person of the whole skies. Poor man.
Like i do feel bad for him!!! Mofo just want to be left alone and do his experiments in peace!! bodies should just be for science!!! why the fuck do you want to insert a dick in a body when you can insert a scalpel!!!
it's hysterical. It's poetic in a sense of just how much of this saga is built on looking for the love of an absent God and how much Lucilius himself stands as this unloving figure in general.
But it's a trip. I do feel bad for Lucilius in this situation like come on. Let a man just rest. and commit his own type of atrocities. god forbid an aroace do anything.
#ichareply#ichafantalks gbf#anonymous#and yeah agreed i really just read Lucilius as AroAce in general#(but just for the joke/for their own characters i do think he might have tried some stuff with Bubs or Belial)#(but it didn't work out - it would only be things to blow up some steam or for research but in the end nothing he thinks is that interestin#(like i don't think he's mad repulsed but i don't think he cares either way outside of its scientific values in general)#(and even there it's a major IF in order mostly to fuck with Bubs and Belial's own characterization as ppl down bad for Lucilius)#but yeah else i do read Belial as just. pan/bi. anything goes. he's just in love with One Man but honestly everything is on the table#literally even if you want it#he's just loyal romantically speaking#and Lucifer to me is just so commited to Sandalphon i can't imagine him attracted to anyone else#is he gay? is he demisexual/romantic only for Sandy? idk but he certainly isn't straight. Same but inversed for Sandy honestly.#Bubs to me strike also as a bi guy but in a very 'well yeah i need to be on top of everyone at all time'#so yaknow. superiority complex and all playing in it#then we have Gabriel as a full lesbian and for the rest the HCs are up in the air for me#but it's what i believe#oh and obviously Lucio is pan but the man doesn't even believe in gender to start with#so that's also one thing to consider yaknow
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i NEEEEEED a fic of sam like bashing lucifers head in with a rock or something. Sam boiling over and beating the shit outa late seasons dean for not knowing what free will means in the context of letting sam have some. Getting into a fight with cas over the lucifer shit. SOMETHING. i just want sam to be angry so bad.
#i need like. bunker era lucifers back and sams doing bad and when he sees lucifer he snaps and tears him apart limb from limb#to shreds you say#ive been reading a lot of dark sad fucked up fics with no/little resolution/no good end for sam and i just need catharsis so bad#i just need any fic where sam snaps and gets fucking angry and its like GOOD. GET ANGRY. RAGE. RAGE. RAGE.#if any1 has any fics like this pls i will love u forever pls sendy to me ♡
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hellllooooooo I'm gonna go for the obvious and say samifer!
literally i will never get tired of talking about them, thank you for giving me the opportunity to present my blorbos again
it's complicated square, i love you so much you do so much legwork here. Normally, when looking for or thinking about sam/lucifer content, i'm thinking about it romantically. they are in love they are making out. but i do have a soft spot for queerplatonic samifer. of the "we have shared a body, we are two halves of a whole, i'm not sure what that means for us now but i don't want to exist without you" way. sprinkling some codependency on them, as a treat.
(i think generally the way my brain works is that if samifer happens pre-cage, it'll be romantic. if it happens post-cage, it shifts towards queerplatonic, if that makes sense?)
also unhealthy fucked up samifer is fun to me. but only the specific kind i want to read about. not any other kind lmao. what are my tastes? no idea. but if a fic hits even slightly wrong on this note i am leaving and i am not coming back. (okay, i do kind of know what's a turn-off for me when it comes to fucked up samifer fic. a very important component to the fun kind of unhealthy samifer dynamic is that lucifer still very much loves sam. if it's a fic where he hates sam or is sadistically hurting him for no reason, i am peacing out. but if he is hurting sam, and this is happening while it is still clear that he loves him, he is just Extremely Fucked when it comes to how this love presents itself, then i am Listening. O-O I am. Listening.)
#literally there are so many noncon or abusive samifer fics where even upon reading the summary i will nope out immediately#props to whoever is writing that im sure they're getting a lot out of it but uh. no thank you.#i need the fucked up devotion turned up to eleven in my unhealthy pairing plz and thanks#not to ramble about this sry#(sidenote: but maybe i should write some codependent post-cage qpr samifer-#no stop it. stop it. i have too many wips. stop. bad.#*squirting my brain with a water bottle like a disobedient cat*)#anyway. :)#samifer#lucifer/sam#ask
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how is jason both an older brother figure and a father figure? good question. have you ever played obey me
#unfollow me rn i'm hyperfixating#i won't share content about it other than this post but i can't promise i won't randomly hop in the tags of a post and mention a character#but if i say lucifer it's referring to my friend luci i do not give a shit about the obey me character and will never mention him#not tagging fandom or character#sorry about all the tags rip#allfatherly guidance#also yes i know there are. issues with obey me. i've played the game. i've seen the problems. i'm hyperfixating anyways#whatever i'm practically a pjo blog you guys are familiar with media with Oddities c'mon#also to that one person who follows me who's dni includes obey me fans i'm so sorry#bonus pologies for tags tag#also i will elaborate on what the fuck this means if asked OR if i feel like it#bonus BONUS pologies for tags tag woah#i cannot shut the fuck up wow#still into jj though! if i make original posts or reblog any fandom content it will probably still be about him#i will come out of my shitty demon dating sim induced haze if i see him he's more than just a character to me he's like a person#it's like how i'll reappear from the woods if i hear my children calling my name yk#wow i literally don't shut up i should make a tag for when it gets this bad so people can block it so tumblr will warn them of my tags#or so they don't have to see what i rambled about for so long it needed a tag ever again#i want it to be a reference to this post actually but like so stupid that nobody who knows this post or even the context would get it#so not even i'll get it later#so uuhhhhhh block uhhhhhhhhhhh#the devil is the father of fathers and brother of brothers and god is satan's chippering son#← block that one that's for if i ramble on for like 20 fucking tags like now that's my shut the fuck up god tag#literally just block it and never read the rambling it's not worth it the post wouldn't be worth it#i should make a pinned post just to tell people to block that tag#could explain anything about who i am (probably should considering i haven't even officially posted my name) but no#it's just gonna be like ↓BLOCK THIS TAG↓ and the only tag is that#actually i'm gonna make that pinned. first i have to figure out how to pin a post
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maybe a weird thing to say but if the show lucifer wasnt made by christians it wouldve been one of the best things ever
stories about christianity by christians vs by non christians are so very different
like. comparing lucifer and good omens. im just saying
#I LOVE BOTH SO MUCH I LOVE LUCIFER!!!!!!!!#but they fucked up so bad and im still not over it ajfjsjd#my post#god HAD to be secretly good. lucifer and chloe and their daughter HAD to be punished. the story HAD to be in an unbreakable loop#maze always HAD to be bad because shes a demon#you can claim the ending wasnt punishing lucifer and chloe and rory but it was!!!!! it was though!!!!#im not getting into it but basically#if they werent held back by things like 'god HAS to be good' and stuff like that. it couldve been great#people have all sorts of opinions about the show. but i think it went downhill when we finally saw god and he was like#'oh im sorry lucifer i totally wasnt aware i made you miserable :[' SHUT UP? bruh#wish i had the ability to fix the things i like that need fixing. pleas#i also dont even dislike maze being kinda an ass a lot cause often its for reasons that i understand#cause its mostly that everyone else treats her like an afterthought and a last choice and like. fuck dude same :[#she goes a bit far about it but things arent the same for her because shes literally a demon so#i could talk about it forever i love lucifer sigh
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