Gale wants to fuck you in the weave so bad cause he knows he won't last 5 minutes otherwise

I apologize. I just can't help myself with pathetic men.

Can't wait to devour every James sunderland x reader fic that gets posted when the remake comes out 😩

RPF DON'T ENGAGE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT

I really like it when N's a brat in RPF fics bec it's T who's usually written as one. Also whenever T plays with N's foreskin *chef's kiss* What's your favorite N/T RPF trope?

I need one of them to be so down bad. Just straight up pathetic about it. They would do anything the other said just because they asked.

I want to personally thank jesse armstrong for giving us the little character tidbit that stewy hosseini is in fact a quintuple texter

I’ve become strangely attached to Nedward, idk his shaking wet cat energy just does something for me

caring for myself by becoming worse ( adding miles edgeworth to my muse list )

thinking about how Mingyu did the Super tiktok with JK in SOME RANDOM ALLEY, shoes OFF (cuz he couldn't disrespect his precious sunbae by wearing slides) & a hole in is sock...I think I'm fr in love with him

i like ur funny words, magic man

the idea that probably one of the most dangerous people in faerûn can become good after falling for a pathetic wizard is fucking hilarious to me. also i am an avid defender of gale and i want to make VERY CLEAR he isn’t supposed to be mansplaining bhaal to a bhaalspawn here, that’s just the only info i could actually write a significant amount of. i’m the one mansplaining here not gale i love gale

A banger song for a banger show

My toxic trait is that i would fuck chuck. All versions of him. Sorry

I love that if something bad happens to house he has this look of “guess I’ll just fucking die”

I don't know what this is all I know is that LimL Joel makes me really emotional

put the devil in his place

Elias Hodge is insane like he created a mind-controlling machine, ate copper so it couldn’t be used against him, almost got mind-controlled by his boss but had enough resistance to the machine to attach a grappling gun to his dick before launching himself out of a window, was unconscious for about 30 seconds before suddenly waking up falling to his death, fired said grappling gun, swung through the air while screaming and shitting his pants, had a full sexual renaissance in his head before crashing into ANOTHER window, changed his pants, gathered the world ending mind control documents, ran away, got cornered by his evil boss, punched said evil boss, invaded his colleagues birthday party, punched THEM in the face, stole their cake, and somehow successfully landed a date before going into witness protection and having a way better life

funniest moment in the sandman is when morpheus, fresh out of a pep talk from his big sister, tries being friendly for once and it immediately backfires on him