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#I haven't seen the Andrew ones yet but when I do you can bet I'll have more thoughts
stories-of-the-nrm · 5 months
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The Great Race Part 1
Narrator: It was a beautiful summer day on the Island of Sodor. Everyone works on their delivering their trains on time. Gordon especially, takes great pride in making sure the Express arrives on time.
(We see Gordon waiting at a red signal. Suddenly Thomas blows his whistle.)
Gordon: Gahh!
Thomas (laughing): Wake up lazy wheels! The Express can't be stopped all day you know. Some of us have work to do. I bet I can make it to Vicarstown faster than you.
(Gordon moans. The signal turns green and Gordon speeds away.)
Annie: That wasn't very nice, Thomas.
Clarabel: You know that Gordon's a very fast engine. He'll make you look very silly.
(Thomas calms down.)
Thomas: Relax, ladies. I'm just teasing him. And besides, the Express always has the right of way. Everyone knows that.
(We follow Gordon through his journey on the Main Line until he stops at the station in Vicarstown.)
Gordon: Oh yes. Right on time. Of course that isn't a surprise if you're me.
(Donald who's pulling a freight train to the Mainland just rolls his eyes.)
Narrator: As he waits for his departure time, Gordon hears Thomas' whistle.
Gordon: Well, well, well little Thomas. Looks like I beat you to Vicarstown after all.
(Thomas pulls up to the platform right next to Gordon's.)
Thomas: Oh come on, Gordon. It's not like we were really racing.
(Gordon is about to say something when he hears a whistle he hasn't heard in a long time.)
Gordon: No. It couldn't be.
(Thomas looks in the direction Gordon's looking in.)
Thomas: Wow. Is that who I think it is?
Narrator: A large green engine with two tenders backs into Vicarstown station next to Thomas.
Thomas: Hello there. I'm Thomas. Are you who I think you are?
(Before he can speak, Gordon cuts in.)
Gordon: Yes Thomas, you should know who this is. This is my brother, the Flying Scotsman.
Flying Scotsman: Oh! Hello, Gordon. Haven't seen you in a while. Don't tell me your run has been shorted to Vicarstown already.
Gordon (scoffing): Oh please. Like my controller would ever shorten my run. I always run my trains on time and provide reliable services.
Thomas: You don't even travel 100 miles on a one way trip, Gordon. I'm sure the Flying Scotsman works way harder than you do.
(He laughs.)
Flying Scotsman: Oh I wouldn't be so formal, Thomas. You can just call me, Scott. Why calling me the Flying Scotsman almost makes me sound famous.
(Gordon rolls his eyes.)
Gordon: Just say what you wanted to say, Scott. Some of us actually have work to do.
Scott: Ah yes. I wanted to tell you some news. Now I don't know if you heard this yet, but on the Mainland there is to be an international steam exhibition show. Many competitions will be held and I will be racing.
(Gordon makes an exasperated gasp.)
Thomas: Wow. I didn't even know engines could race.
Scott: Of course we can race. I might not be able to hit my 100 mph record, but I can still win a race or two. I wouldn't be the pride of the LNER if I wasn't fast.
Gordon (huffing): If that's all you came here to say, you wasted your breath. I wouldn’t want to be part of such foolishness anyway. I'm not a show off like you, Scott. Some of us have class.
Scott: Oh I wouldn't be so quick to blow it off, Gordon. This could be your chance to show the world what you Sodor engines are made of.
Thomas: I definitely want to go to the Mainland and show what I'm made of.
Scott (chuckling): Well Thomas, you my friend have a lot of heart. Who knows, maybe I'll see you all at the show.
(The conductor blows his whistle.)
Scott: Flying Scotsman coming through!
(The title "Hit Entertainment presents" appears.)
Flying Scotsman: Flying Scotsman, coming through!
(The subtitle "Created by Britt Allcroft" appears.)
Gordon: Ooh!
(The Flying Scotsman drives off screen with his train as the subtitle "Based on The Railway Series by the Rev W Awdry" appears. Thomas looks surprised as the subtitle "Written by Andrew Brenner" appears. We cut to a birds eye view of the track to the Mainland as the subtitles "Told by Mark Moraghan" and "Executive Producer Christopher Keenan" appear.)
Thomas: Wow. I can't believe the Great Railway Show's only a month away.
(He sees a man gluing a poster about the show saying it will take place on August 1st, 1965.)
Sir Topham Hatt: That's right, Thomas. I haven't decided if we would even be competing in the event yet. We still have a railway to run.
Thomas (a little dejected): Yes sir.
Narrator: Thomas makes his way back to the shunting yard. Gordon meanwhile, is still grumbling about seeing his brother.
Gordon: Unbelievable. My brother didn't even write to me in so long. Now out of nowhere he wants to act as if nothing happened. Typical.
(Time passes and Gordon grumbles all the way back to Tidmouth Sheds.)
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So I noticed on your wife’s blog that she mentioned that you also associate Taylor Swift songs with Charles and Camilla so I was wondering which ones you thought are most like them??
Thanks so much for this wonderful and inspiring question! In fact, I think that quite a lot of Taylor songs could actually be written for / about Their Majesties (they most certainly aren't but I think they "pitch perfect"). A couple of months ago, I started a little something I haven't posted anywhere yet but I'm happy to share it here (and please do let me know what you think! 🥰)
Charles & Camilla's love story in quotes from Taylor Swift songs...
"We were both young when I first saw youI close my eyes and the flashback startsI'm standin' there..."
~ Love Story (obviously 🥰)
"And I got a boyfriend, he's older than us. He's in the club doing, I don't know what"
~ Gorgeous (Camilla about Andrew... I mean he IS older then them 😅 and I'm afraid the second part was just like that as well...)
"Walked in expecting you'd be late
But you got here early and you stand and wave
I walk to you
You pull my chair out and help me in
And you don't know how nice that is
But I do
And you throw your head back laughing
Like a little kid
I think it's strange that you think I'm funny, 'cause
He never did
I've been spending the last eight months
Thinking all love ever does
Is break and burn, and end
But on a Wednesday in a cafe
I watched it begin again"
~ Begin Again (because Charles treated her so much better than A. and sadly she hadn't only spent eight months but in fact five years with him at that point 👀)
"And I don't know why
But with you I'd dance in a storm
In my best dress
Fearless"
~ Fearless (for when Camilla found herself in love with the Prince of Wales... )
"But you know what they say, you can't help who you fall for
And you and I fell like an early spring snow
But reality crept in, you said we're too different"
~ I bet you think about me (for when they split (?) in December 1972 and Charles left to join the Navy... I do indeed bet they thought about each other all the time... 🥺)
"It turns out freedom ain't nothin' but missin' you
Wishin' I'd realized what I had when you were mine
I'd go back to December, turn around and make it alright
I go back to December all the time"
~ Back to December (for when Camilla realised that A. wasn't going to change even after their wedding and she might or might not have started to regret going back to him after Charles joined the Navy in December (!!!) of the previous year 💔
"It's nice to have a friend..."
~ obviously 🤭 (for the time they rekindled their friendship after she had married A.)
"And when I felt like I was an old cardigan
Under someone's bed
You put me on and said I was your favorite"
~ Cardigan (because he still managed to make her happy and feel good about herself while A. still treated her... well, the way the did...)
"And when we've had our very last kiss
My last request is
Say you'll remember me
Standing in a nice dress
Staring at the sunset, babe
Red lips and rosy cheeks
Say you'll see me again
Even if it's just in your wildest dreams"
~ Wildest dreams (before he married his first wife 😭)
"She floats down the aisle like a pageant queen
But I know you wish it was me
You wish it was me
Don't you?
Don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out of the church at the back door
Don't wait, or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said, "Speak Now""
~ Speak Now (if only I could go on a time traveller and do exactly that on a certain day in July '81)
"You've got a smile that can light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in a while since she brought you down..."
~ You belong with me (... 😔)
"She said "James, get in, let's drive"
Those days turned into nights
Slept next to her, but
I dreamt of you all summer long"
~ Betty (for when he realised he still loved her 😭)
"'Cause there we are again when I loved you so
Back before you lost the one real thing you've ever known
It was rare, I was there, I remember it all too well"
~ All too well (for when they finally got back together ❤️)
"Make sure nobody sees you leave
Hood over your head, keep your eyes down
Tell your friends you're out for a run
You'll be flushed when you return
Take the road less traveled by
Tell yourself you can always stop
What started in beautiful rooms
Ends with meetings in parking lots"
~ Illicit affairs (for obvious reasons, around the late 80s/ early 90s
"Just grab my hand and don't ever drop it
My love
They are the hunters, we are the foxes
And we run
Baby, I know places we won't be found and
They'll be chasing their tails trying to track us down
'Cause I, I know places we can hide"
~ I know places (for back when they could only meet at "safe houses" from a handful of friends 🥺)
"And your secrets end up splashed on the news front page [...]
Another name goes up in lights
You wonder if you'll make it out alive"
~ The Lucky One (for 1993... 😭💔)
"My castle crumbled overnight
I brought a knife to a gunfight
They took the crown, but it's alright
All the liars are calling me one
Nobody's heard from me for months"
~ Call it what you want (for when Camilla more or less had to go into "lockdown" following the "revelations" 😔 Glad they did NOT take the crown, though)
"I've been under scrutiny
You handle it beautifully
All this shit is new to me
I feel the lavender haze creepin' up on me
Surreal, I'm damned if I do give a damn what people say
No deal, the 1950s shit they want from me
I just wanna stay in that lavender haze"
~ Lavender Haze (for the mid-90s)
"'Cause baby, I could build a castle
Out of all the bricks they threw at me
And every day is like a battle
But every night with us is like a dream"
~ New romantics (mid-/late 90s)
"Seems like there's always someone who disapproves
They'll judge it like they know about me and you
And the verdict comes from those with nothing else to do
The jury's out, but my choice is you
So don't you worry your pretty, little mind
People throw rocks at things that shine
And life makes love look hard
The stakes are high, the water's rough
But this love is ours"
~ Ours (for when they finally "went public" from 1999 onwards 🥰❤️
"Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said, "Marry me, Juliet
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes""
~ Love Story, for when he finally asked her and she agreed 😍😍😍😭
"But in your life you'll do things
Greater than dating the boy on the football team
But I didn't know it at fifteen"
~ Fifteen (because I think our darling girl really had no idea that she was going to do MUCH greater things in her life than dating/marrying a certain Cavalry Officer even at 25... and probably not even at 57, when she finally married her Prince 🤭)
"I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you
I don't wanna think of anything else now that I thought of you
I've been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night
And now I see daylight, I only see daylight"
~ Daylight (because she was finally married to the love of her life and slowly but surely began to discover her potential and became more and more confident in her role 🥰)
"Stick with me, I'm your Queen."
~ London Boy (for when destiny fulfilled itself and she did become his Queen... 🥺😭)
"Long live the walls
We crashed through
How the kingdom lights shined
Just for me and you
I was screaming long live
All the magic we made
And bring on all the pretenders
One day we will be remembered"
~ Long Live (because the kingdom lights will shine for them on May 6th 😍😍😍)
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jicklet · 2 years
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[BURSTS IN WITH MY POST-NO WAY HOME TOBEY!PETER THEORY]
(spoilers, obviously)
So I saw people being like, how does it work for them to get sent back now, aren't they just going to die anyway, maybe it creates separate universes. But where's the fun/catharsis in that! SO HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING.
Norman gets sent back, the Goblin is gone. He doesn't send the glider at Peter meaning he doesn't get stabbed. He lives! But he still did kill a lot of people, so he goes to jail or maybe gets the insanity defence and gets sent off to get help being at home in his mind again.
Either way, just like in canon, Harry now takes over Oscorp. But! Since his father didn't die, Harry doesn't have his whole vandetta against Spider-man/Peter. He still hires Otto to do his experiments for Oscorp, still trying to make his farther proud. So that all goes down the same (Rip Rosie ☹️).
If you don't remember, originally what happens at the end of Spider-man 2 is that Otto has his fusion reactor going, but it's going to overload again but worse and destroy the city. Peter is begging him to do the right thing and shut it down. Ock grabs Peter by the throat... and that's the last thing he remembers in No Way Home. He's eventually able to break through the hold the tentacles have on his mind and get control of them, and he tells Peter to get out and he'll bring the building down on the reactor to drown it in the river, knowing he won't have time to get out himself. His last words are "I will not die a monster."
SO. No Way Home happens, he's back in control and gets sent back to that same moment. WITH THIS CRUCIAL EXTRA TIME AND BRAINSPACE where he's not fighting to be in control again, he tells Peter to go, and manages to drown the reactor without dying himself. Maybe Peter gets him out, maybe he just plans it better since he's not trying to redeem himself so much. IDK BUT HE GETS OUT FINE. Hooray!
Now we're on to Spider-man 3. Harry, unvengeful flavor, finds has found his father's Green Goblin stuff. Maybe they found it back when his dad got arrested and he hid it, maybe he stumbles onto it now. But he wants to talk to Spider-man about what really happened with his dad, since a lot is still unclear. He doesn't know it was Peter before, but they bond and he starts to suspect.
He doesn't straight up take the Goblin formula as-is, but uses Oscorp resources to keep working on it so it doesn't turn him insane. Or maybe he just uses the Goblin accessories and builds some good armor and doesn't become a superhuman. Either way! At the end when MJ gets kidnapped again, either Spidey knows what he's been doing and shows up to ask him for help and Harry has already been suiting up like, "Of course, Pete" (casually revealing he knows the truth), OR Peter and Harry were hanging out moping about MJ or something when they see the news, and Peter's like "I HAVE TO GO FOR MYSTERIOUS REASONS", but Harry is like "Peter, I know you're Spider-man, and I can help," and reveals the suit then.
So off they go together to fight Venom-Eddie and Sandman, and with Harry having been there for the whole fight it goes a little easier this time. Harry does *not* die, and isn't messed up by vengeance or goblin serum. So Harry gets fixed too, and doesn't even need to be in No Way Home.
Tobey!Peter goes back to a world in which Norman, Otto, and Harry all lived.
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