#I have a lot of feelings about these evil cookies ok
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I genuinely don't understand the gripes a few people have with how Belos was handled in the finale. "Dont just brush him off as being evil" Well, why the fuck not? Dude wasnt born evil but he purposefully chose destruction and death at every possible opportunity for 400+ years. Nothing about his backstory would have made any impact on the characters affected, because its not an excuse, its not even an explanation! Caleb had the same childhood and he loved the Boiling isles. Eat boots Belos.
Ok, buckle up cause this is gonna be a long one, we gotta have a chat about Belos as a character, because there's been so many takes about this i keep seeing about " he never accepted the isles the way luz did" and "He had 400 years to change and he never took the took the offer", because it just seems like the fandom wants to kinda ignore a lot of the nuance about his situation and why it's not that simple?
and i'm for sure certain it's because the fandom is obviously already pretty biased against him since he's the villain, and what he does to the main characters as well as represents.
And that's fine, obviously he becomes a pretty bad person, no one is obligated to like him and it's ok to feel uncomfortable given the character he is.
But i think a lot of these issues as to why people have such mixed opinions about the finale has a lot to do directly with the fact the show DID keep his backstory as vague as they did, when if they had gone into it i think we would've had less of this discourse.
Now none of this is me excusing him obviously, but the fandom is very adamant to just not allow him to have depth either, when....he's allowed to be irredeemable and have depth at the same time. He's meant to be a very human villain, a character that could happen to anyone under the right circumstances
So not exploring that depth, why it got how it did, and how things like it can be prevented is a flaw within the show and among a lot of fans.
And to be fair, the show does not HAVE to do it, but the show also clearly wrote his character to have a lot of implied depth whether people like it or not, him coming from a very real religious group alone and making him a foil to luz has turned what could of been a very one note villain into one with a lot of layers to his villainy.
And if the show wants to make belos a very one note villian, no depth, they could of very easily done this by just cutting out details like his love and care for his brother, or just make make him want to destroy witches simply because he decided on his own they were worth destroying.
But that's not exactly what they've presented belos as being.
The show thrives in having characters who aren't just simple nor cookie cutter.
Hunter isn't just some cocky sidekick, he's an abused teenager who craves love and affection, and is willing to go high and low to earn it, terrified to be thrown away and replaced and constantly is forced into a mold just to get the affection he craves. He's highly sheltered and isolated just because his father figure doesn't want him to be his own person since that wasn't what he was created for
King isn't just a tiny little brat who craves power, he's a child whose been lied to about his past, and he wanted nothing more then to be taken seriously and feel a sense of belonging. He believes that he wants power, but finds out he really only wanted to be treated like anyone else, and that he's far happier with a family that loves and cares about him rather then being a powerful demon king.
Lilith isn't just a self important antagonist who wants to force eda to do what she wants, she grew up close to her sister and wanting to be by her side well into the future, but felt a sense of inadequacy in comparison to eda. The pressures of the coven system and need to win against her sister made her make a drastic choice she regrets and she wants nothing more then to fix it and make everything the ideal fantasy they grew up wanting to have together. She's also a large nerd, craves the attention of higher figures since her own mother used to put all the attention on eda, and changed her appearance just so people would take her seriously.
And the show does this with most of it's cast, obvi there's the exception like tibbles and even bosha who don't have too much to them, but they're also very minor antagonists and there's still stuff you can pick up on.
Belos however is the main antagonist, everything that happens in the show, happens because of him, his entire backstory is basically why the plot of the show happens.
Not just that, but also caleb and evelyn, if it weren't for the drama between these three, there would be no show.
And people are WELL aware these three aren't the main leads, they aren't going to be the main focus of most episodes and obviously the show was going to end in the favor of the main characters.
But
the story the show tells between these three ties very strongly into the ones with the leads too. We are given at least enough details to notice parallels between stuff that happens with characters like luz, and characters like philip.
We know philip and luz grew up in gravesfield, we know there were outcasts there, and they had one family member they relied on to support them there. They ended up in the demon realm, they both learned magic, and they both are strongly motivated by their beliefs regarding the isles.
So there's a lot they share in common, which makes it really easy to take a look at philip and say "Well it's his fault for not being like luz and accepting the isles like she did".
But, there's a lot of differences here
Luz grew up with fantasy, with magic stories about witches and heroes and demons. Philip grew up in a 1600s puritan village which demonized this stuff, he was a young child growing up being told this stuff was evil and he was taught to fight against it.
Luz felt odd for her interests and out there personality but at worst she felt isolated and misunderstood, she didn't like her mom's efforts to change her to be "Normal". Philip actually conformed to gravesfield, caleb clearly encouraging his brother to do so, just so both of them could fit in with the town. Had they not conformed at best they'd be isolated, but at worst they'd be dead.
Camilia is an adult who eventually opens up and talks to luz about how it was wrong to try and change her to be "Normal", that she herself hid her own interests to do so.
Caleb, was a child, he did not have any open conversations with his younger brother. Caleb hid evelyn and his interests with witches from philip and then on top of this, left philip behind.
You could absolutely say the fact caleb didn't talk to philip is pure speculation, and not confirmed at all. That all of this could be summed up to unreliable narrators.
But we know caleb left for the isles before philip did, we know it took time for philip to find him again (because his beard grew out), we know caleb had a wife who seems to be pregnant, that he was introducing philip to (Implying he not only hasn't seen philip in awhile, but that eve and philip have never met to caleb) and all of that alone feeds into the fact caleb left him behind to start another life. This is all shown in his memories alone, stuff we can't chalk up to unreliable narrators.
So the most logical conclusion to come to is caleb left philip to start a new family, we don't have a lot of details as to if caleb ever planned to return, if caleb had good reasons to do what he did, or much about his mindset.
But we have enough to know Philip loved and looked up to caleb, that he relied on caleb, and caleb lied and left him.
There is again, reason to tie this back to camila and luz.
but this is not a child leaving a parent behind, this is a parental figure leaving a child behind.
This is what i mean by the issue being lack of clear answers, people claim caleb left when philip was an adult, but we actually have no confirmed evidence for this. We have enough of philip's memories to know 2 things, that he was still a teenager when caleb was meeting evelyn, and he was an adult when he arrived.
You could argue philip was an adult by the time caleb left, but it's so vauge you can also argue caleb left when philip was a child and philip didn't figure out his way to the demon realm till adulthood and there's not enough proof to go one way or another.
now titan dad says philip had no genuine reasons for his actions, that he did this all for glory, but as steve put it back in OTWAT, the titan is just a guy.
And given the collector situation, he can make mistakes and screw up just like anyone else.
Titan dad only sees what he can see and make observations based on what he sees. He saw a human come to the isles with a bias already against witches, who ended up killing his brother, who claimed to come here to save others and that's all he's going to see philip as being. Someone who wants to save others but just hurts them instead.
He has no reason to know what philip grew up under, nor does he have reason to know philip and caleb's story before they arrived. There's no denying philip did love caleb, and that they were close, but that caleb leaving him behind for witches drove them apart.
I think the problem ppl even have with what titan dad says is purely because the fans take it at face value, because let's be honest, most fans will believe the objective heroes for what they assume over the villians. And since the show again, leaves philip's story vauge, and never puts it in the main focus, people will just assume what titan dad says must be the truth.
Like yes, you can pick up on these details if you are paying attention, but most people won't do that, so a lot of fans will listen to the god telling them what philip's motivations are coming from rather then put together the sense of betrayal from caleb that hurt philip that most of the evidence is actually pointing to.
philip had no parents, and had no one but caleb as far as we can tell, and then caleb left him too, like he didn't want him anymore.
And he left him in a bigoted town, alone.
the damage this could of done if he was a child is pretty darn bad, and for philip to assume this happened because of a witch means reinforcing everything he's been taught about witches.
Caleb lied about his changes, so when caleb sees him again, caleb seems to be a different person, which does fit with what philip says to luz about the isles "Brainwashing people".
tho you can argue that that's not the truth, that philip knows caleb did it on purpose and killed him for betraying him, cause of how he blames him in episodes like FTF.
But again, this is the result of leaving things vague, because either situation is plausible.
it's plausible philip never intended to kill caleb at all and he died as the result of trying to protect eve because the show says he was trying to target evelyn to save caleb, and it's plausible he died on purpose out of philip's rage for caleb leaving him. Because guess what? That means caleb had the means to go see him and could've seen him but made the choice NOT to, so yeah, that's pretty heartbreaking.
again, this also comes into play regarding Philips's guilt.
People objectively keep saying philip HAS no guilt regarding caleb, but we have evidence for both guilt and non guilt.
Now, sure, his portrait of dead caleb implies philip is not guilty for his death based on his expression after the fact. We also have the fact philip shows distain towards the grimwalkers, that he never outright expresses he feels bad to anyone.
But, we also have caleb's death being treated as one of philip's worst memories in KT that he objectively recalls in horror, he says he "Tried" to save caleb in FTF, which implies he wanted to save him and that he's mad he didn't manage to do so. The grimwalkers and caleb could be seen as ghosts, but also as hallucinations, and if you are seeing them as the latter then it makes sense he'd be seeing them out of some level of guilt towards having them killed.
If the show had these details explained more fully, it would be easy to either deem belos as being a murderous dick with no remorse who thinks killing was the right thing, or as a guilt ridded stubborn murderer who wants to not acknowledge he was wrong and screwed up.
it's why people are split, because you could objectively choose to see him both ways and the ending will affect you differently depending on what you picked up on.
But now let's talk about philip not changing, because people have bashed him for not doing so in the 400 years he's been there and that he had opportunities to do so but didn't.
And i think this is half right, half wrong.
Philip came to the isles with biases, he basically grew up in a cult, he came in thinking he was traveling into hell to go find caleb. Caleb encouraged his hatred, and then his hatred got further pushed when caleb seemed to be kidnapped, and then further pushed when he was surrounded by nothing but bigots.
So this man was already on a bad foot compared to luz, who was here to live out the fantasy books she grew up on, and objectively would have no reason to hate or fear witches nearly as much.
And we do know while the BI can be compassionate, it also has it's issues, even luz faced discrimination for being human herself while on the isles. Being powerless there is well, not great, it's why luz had to figure out her own way to do things alongside everyone else.
And the Bi ARE dangerous, especially for humans, so it's at least understandable philip is not going to just show up and look past the flesh eating plants, the evil weather, and the lack of anything he can even objectively eat.
Now philip could of considered things outside of his bias, and made the effort to try and look at things from a new perspective. But we also have to acknowledge that it's not easy to come out of this long time brainwashing either, and that it takes time and help to do so.
And philip, didn't seem to have that.
Yes, caleb grew up the same way, but not only was he older, which already set him up to question things more. But he had evelyn, he had someone to challenge him and his views and change his mind.
Philp, doesn't have that, there is no confirmation anyone ever really chose to challenge his views or make him realize he was following a lie.
Caleb could of but caleb left.
All we see is philip, isolated, following the beliefs he was taught and being hostile to witches, and witches rightfully being hostile back, which just further is feeding into his bias.
You can assume philip had chances to change but didn't, but there's no real strong evidence of that being offered to him either. That any witch ever tried to make him question anything.
It's pure speculation.
Now Philip is a stubborn ass dude for sure, so yeah, we can claim he just simply didn't want to consider it.
But people are claiming Philip was shown help that he didn't take and that's just not true. We never see anyone asking him to do the right thing or making him question things, at least not compassionately.
no one to our knowledge ever did challenge him, or did reach out to him, not even in the show itself.
Luz is rightfully hostile towards him even when trying to challenge him, hunter does attempt to try and come up with helpful ideas but he would silence himself if his uncle didn't like it (Not to mention the existing fact that he is supposed to be a caleb replacement so his existence comes from philip not wanting him to change or question things philip thinks caleb should not), and well....collector giving him a hug isn't gonna do anything at that point to stop him from thinking the worst of the isles.
This is partially because belos has the power in scenes, that if he hears what he doesn't want to hear he can quickly silence the individual and ignore it.
He's basically put in situations where no one is challenging him and if they are, they're usually doing it with distain and he's responding like a dick right back.
So maybe not much could of been done when belos has become emperor, outside of some rare occurrences where he has no choice but to listen or if he was challenged by someone he respected and would be less willing to hurt. Maybe he's too far gone to back out now and has too much power to even allow himself to consider what anyone had to say, even if they did do it kindly and wouldn't face his wrath.
but he was only emperor for 50 years too.
So ok, what about before that?
Well, yeah, maybe there were chances he could of been, but that's a period of time we only see so much of, and none of it shows one way or the other that Philip was offered the chance to improve.
I think had we gotten a scene of philip being offered a chance to do good, to consider things, that he knew he was wrong and still rejected it, it would back up this whole "Philip made the choice to not get better" thing people claim.
but truth is, it's speculation, we don't know.
A guy who spent his life buying into where he grew up and came in with biases that became a cycle of him being terrible and witches reinforcing what he thought isn't just suddenly going to change his mind and be nice now on a whim unless those biases are challenged in a way he can't deny.
it's on him for not considering looking on things outside of his bias for sure, but people seem to think doing that is simple and easy and it's really not.
Philip had no evelyn, he was left with no one but his bias and stubborn mind.
It's like king said back in hollow mind " People don't want to believe they've been following the wrong person their whole lives", and philip didn't have a luz like hunter did to help him realize how wrong he really was.
Instead it got worse and worse.
This is why philip feels real, because this can happen to people, that they can grow up with hate and never receive the help they needed to pull them out of the mindset. So they get worse, they become worse people.
and we can argue philip didn't deserve the chance to get better, but you'll never know if you don't try and we don't know if anyone did try before he was too far gone.
to think all of this could of been avoided if caleb actually spoke to his brother and gave him the chance to change...
Tying this all back to the beginning-
Philip's story ties into luz, they are foils in a lot of ways, but people need to remember they have differences outside of luz being a good person and philip being a bad person. Those differences make them into the people they are.
That luz was set up to love the isles in a way philip was set up to come in with a bias against it.
That it is not as simple as "Philip should of just got better" given what happened to him and the lack of help he had.
That philip never really is objectively shown to be offered genuine chances to reconsider his views on the show as much as people keep claiming so, and it's mostly all assumption at this point.
That so much of this argument over whether he's one way or the other could of been fixed if the show hadn't kept things vague.
By doing so, it leaves a lot for interpretation about him and therefore means people will have different views on what he thinks and feels and therefore will have different views on how his death should of been handled.
Caleb and philip tie into camila and luz, they tie into the clawthrone sisters, they are the basis for the plot of the series, they tie into hunter and the themes of being understood and being honest about yourself and conformity and it is no wonder people care about them.
It is incredibly valid if anyone expecting this story, that tied into the plot so hard ,as well as the themes, was upset it felt unexplained or dropped in the finale.
Especially since the fandom, with an obvious hatred for belos, responded to it by treating titan dad's word as god and simplifies philip's story completely despite everything i just mentioned here.
It is perfectly fine if you are not someone who cares about belos, but the people who do are perfectly allowed to be bothered that the show itself kept the complexity vague and not addressed and none of it mattered when it came to how his arc ended.
And that the only person who properly gives a personal opinion of what he thinks his motives are, simplifies him to being evil, and the fandom roles with that and the show never tries to do much to prove otherwise despite the evidence.
because this is a fascinating story about how conformity and bigotry can drive two close brothers apart and it feels like a story the show should of at least dedicated more of an episode to.
Especially since there's no clear idea if we'll ever get extra toh content to really tie any of this up.
Again, none of this excuses belos/philip for what he did, does, or tries to do, no amount of his life being screwed over and people treating him bad and not reaching out to him will ever excuse the fact he went so far.
But let's also just, not pretend it was an easy fix either, that someone can just....stop believing what they believe with the drop of a hat.
Especially given how this can reflect real people who are made into people like this.
He is nuanced, and people are attached to this villain for good reasons.
Nothing is simple about him, and it's just a product of how the show has handled his character.
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May we have Hikkiko lore👀
Ong..... Sure hehe
Hikkiko is actually extremely violent. She does make successful attempts at keeping it reeled in and in check when she's around others, especially Sunny--but the moment she enters an area were only she can enter, the foes there better kiss their lives goodbye.
She bakes! Though not as much, but her signature baked goody are cookies, or also known as HIKKIKO's Cookies! "A treat made with a sister's pure love!" This specific item is known to be extremely useful, recovering lost juice and hearts to max-- be careful though, there are only few of these treats, and once they're gone, they're gone forever!
Hikkiko tends to keep quiet among the group, at least until they are faced with an enemy. Hikkiko likes to make fun of them and often doesn't realize what she says ends up making the foe angry. There are exceptional occasions though were Hikkiko will talk freely to someone.
Hikkiko can't feel pain! During the process of her creation, Mari had made sure to make her "Perfect", and therefore, the need to feel pain was removed. Sometimes though, this can backfire on Hikkiko when she's on low health.
Hikkiko is actually rather fond of Hero, though there are tinges of disappointment at times, and slowly growing anger hidden away. When the time comes, make sure to keep her away from him, for both of their own goods.
Although she is considered "Perfect", there are times were Hikkiko can be ungraceful and messy. This only happens when in a state of anger though, and usually, it doesn't tend to last long.
Hikkiko does have a tattoo-like symbol on the back of her neck, and it is the part of the violin that are called f-holes. Only in places such as Blackspace or Redspace does the symbol bleed out onto the collar of her dress.
Hikkiko lives in Blackspace! Hikkiko acknowledges all the bad things that has happened, and tries her best to live with it, though she does not encourage Mari to explore the area unless she herself wants to.
Hikkiko thinks that being evil must be fun, and therefore she plays many mischievous pranks and causes trouble wherever she goes, so long as no one is getting hurt.
Despite her smugness, Hikkiko does have a soft side-- though surprise! The only one who can bring out this side of her is Sunny himself.
Mentioning Sunny now, Hikkiko tends to become extremely agitated if something happens to him, and often ends up lashing out on others depending on the situation. She cares very much about her little brother, and until she knows he's okay, she'll continue to be hostile towards others around her.
Even so, once she sees Sunny, all her worries and her aggressive nature disappear as she becomes extremely doting at him!
On another note, Hikkiko doesn't find the whole formal attire comfortable. Sorry, but it's true.
Hikkiko is best friends with Basil by the way! They bond a lot and are practically almost like brother and sister--
Aubrey and Kel oftentimes leave her exasperated, though she doesn't hold it against them. She just wishes that they'd get along, though she does sometimes observes them whenever they take breaks from adventuring- she sometimes has an amused look on her face.
Such is the way of perfectionism, Hikkiko tends to watch over Mari, making sure that Mari is conducting herself in an ok manner. So long as Mari does not attempt to potentially ruin perfect relationships and things similar, Hikkiko will not fight her (at least not during the Grande Finale!!!)
That's all I really have! So sorry if it's long lolol, Hikkiko is just a little creature I like to write and draw for hehe :]
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i'd like the rest of your opinion on jet if that's ok i like hearing peoples thoughts on him :)
SORRY i didn't see this okayyy hrm i can do that but i'll stick it under a cut. My rambles.
w the disclaimer that this really is just my opinion which means what my mind has scrambled up with without any prodding at it or outside interference (and i don't really read about or interact w content w jet and never really DID just as a btw) but basically: the way this show frames characters is very deliberate and going beyond the initial projection of who you're "meant" to see them as can be difficult sometimes (not just for this show, i mean in general wrt media analysis), esp when there's nothing else to like... cushion that.
for example iroh is obviously a fan favourite and i love him as a person who loves zuko (in both interps of that sentence), and their dynamic is really important (particularly + the standpoint of iroh being his brother's brother and what that means) but he was also you know, a revered general who lead a years long siege in support of the colonial regime...? this is kind of a mirror of what i'm getting at in that the show doesn't WANT you to or even feels the need to particularly dwell on that, even if his active hand in the war and then the subsequent movement to dismantle it firsthand is significant, because if people dwelt on it they... REALLY wouldn't like him as much on a much larger scale and he wouldn't be the same character anyways. i actually think it's a disservice to say the show doesn't at alllll address this bc i think it's obviously a huge part of who his character is next to zuko even though obviously the children's show is not going to be able to handle colonialism or genocide in a way that doesn't in some way feel flattened obv. anyway.
this is essentially why it took me such a while to warm up to jet even though he is a pretty cookie cutter "look beyond what you see" guy bc i couldn't really DO IT other than holding obviously a lot of sympathy for him and knowing he is deliberately presented as a certain kind of quote unquote extreme product of the fire nation's tyranny, much like hama is as another popular example, even if in real life it would actually be a pretty normal reaction and that hating your oppressors obviously doesn't make you evil. my autistic ass (SORRY) simply has to imagine a world where he can eventually go "i shouldn't have tried to kill an entire village of innocent people My bad" and it's easier to think about it wrt he is also you know, like 16? and obviously a victim. i've mentioned before i struggle with moral scrupulosity and what i consider to be "right" which does affect the things i like in context as well, and jet falls pretty squarely on morally pretty dark, esp in comparison to the other antagonists on the show, but that doesn't make him a villain obv. other than that the show itself presents him as an antagonist meant to cause conflict, and you're meant to sit with what it means to see people driven to such extremes bc they feel they have no choice, but you're not necessarily meant to like him i don't think, especially when you initially meet him. he really comes off as like a Cool Guy who's all charm who uses it to get his way which can feel kind of slimey i s'pose.
thinking about jet in regards to ZUKO is what helped me wrap my brain around him as a whole and soften to his like, harshness i guess bc i think they're good foils for each other. i think without making him necessarily fangless to do it that they're a really interesting duo and i honestly love that he came back to deliberately become an antagonistic figure to zuko as well (even that both "sides" just happened to meet him 😭 like what are actually the chances lol) and that prior to it they were working side by side even for a short time. i honestly wish the show was longer than it was bc i wish he hadn't figured out iroh was a firebender as quickly as he did, or at least hadn't assumed zuko was also one, bc i think it would've been really really interesting to see the behind the scenes conflict of them being friends and working together and jet forming some sort of relationship with zuko and iroh, and THEN finding out they're who he considers inherently immoral and an enemy even though he knows he and zuko are very similar/agree/he trusts them, and what that would mean for him. the initial "he'd just freak out and accuse them of betraying their trust and the same fight happens anyway" would be a natural conclusion but i can also see it NOT happening, bc while jet is an incredibly complex interesting character i think him coming to terms with certain things and shifting his mindset would have been fulfilling for ME at least.
i know that a character doesn't have to "redeem" themselves to be worthy and that moral pureness is not exclusive to being a Good Character and i like plenty of morally grey characters trust me etc etc but i just tend to want to... enjoy engaging characters who reflect my own values enough that it's justifiable WITHIN THE CONTEXT of the rest of whatever's going on in/the relationships of the other characters which is essentially why... he's fine and i like him but he's not my favourite. and what i mean by that is like as in, i love team avatar and i don't think they themselves would be friends with jet entirely as is, but if he was in another setting or situation or show or what the hell ever i honestly wouldn't care as much. i also think it's sort of strange to be like "ha ha you don't like the character who killed/wanted to kill kids" as if that's not like totally normal to be uncomfortable with 😭 anyway. other than all that i really like how he's a retro cool anime character transplanted into the show and i like his dumb mouth grass thing and i think he could've been a cool ally and wish they'd have leant more into his connection and closeness to the freedom fighters esp in ba sing se. i also think the angle that he's somehow kissed everyone in team avatar barring the littles is really fucking funny and they would gossip about him if it wasn't so like, tragic... also i don't think he died i think he can run real fast.
OH edit: one last thing i'll tack on to like the beginning of my own thought process re: the cushioning characters are afforded we see i think actually nothing of jets backstory other than what he says and nothing ELSE of his goal in life other than like, staying alive + keeping his fighters safe + what they stood for and fighting the fire nation. and while that's all like definitely plenty to establish his character it's why i couldn't come around to him as quickly bc i didn't really see the point when regardless of everything i've said i pretty much don't think he WOULD want to "redeem" himself or change as a character in any way and he's kind of just some guy to me so i didn't really want to put the effort in myself. i don't fault anyone who does ofc.
#asks#I SAID A WHOLE LOT AND A WHOLE LITTLE ‼️‼️#basically yeah i also struggled to like i did empathise sympathise whatever the word is w him as a character and figure and what he#represented narratively we see the way the fn affected people throughout the show it's like the whole. point of it all really#but then i would see fans of his being just rude little cuuuunts or asserting that azula didn't deserve anything and being crazy fandom#misogynist abojt her bc i guess they're like the top two Should we redeem these characters ?#and it just made me mad and will still make me mad#i've said before i give all the love ppl give jet to azula and that's still true#but now thst actually makes me think i think THEM meeting post agni kai in a world where he didn't die would be interesting ..#two guys that exist just to give zuko grey hair at 17#also to be honest like thinking about him this much is a little head scratching to my Strange mind bc he's like a side character to me 😭#so like of course his arc is incomplete and everything he was never meant to really have one he's just aiding in other peoples#but i guess u could argue any number of them are minor/side characters or w/e and i guess that's a lame way to look at things bc he's still#a plenty established character#ANYWAY FUCK. he's fine.#War ended with jet he's cool
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In defense of Mal
Everyone in the Descendants fandom LOVES to shit on Mal 24/7 and although I understand part of where they are coming from, they turn a blind eye to the possible reasons behind most of her actions. Here are a list of things people like to criticize her for and my take on them:
(Potential TW? Slight mentions of abuse, being taken advantage of, drugged, being killed)
She's a bully
Now yes, in the first movie and in the first book Mal is a little bitch, but she has reason. Mal is Maleficent's daughter, (AKA the worst villain in the land) , do you think she was brought up surrounded by kindness? Obviously not. Mal was raised to be evil so obviously she's going to do "evil" things.
Even if we put the fact that she's Maleficent's daughter aside, she was also raised on the Isle, a place where any sort of kindness was scene as a weakness and could possibly get you killed.
Do you think that someone who spent 16 years in an environment where they were taught to be vicious and cruel is going to drop all that knowledge just because they spent 5 minutes in Auradon? No.
She ran away from her issues with Ben instead of talking to him about them
As previously stated Mal is the daughter of Maleficent who was born and raised on the Isle. Do you think she was taught how to communicate her feelings? No. If anything she was probably faced with some sort of abused (verbal or physical) if she tried to oppose Maleficent.
It's pretty evident that the villains aren't the best parents (Cruella for example is canonically a child abuser). And although there was no mention of Maleficent being abusive in the movies, (unless you count in D1 when Mal briefly describes Maleficent getting extremely angry as a hint towards some type of abuse) , we can only assume based on what we know of her character and the little we know of her as a mother that she wasn't the greatest (also Mal was seen flinching more than once throughout the films which could be hinting towards something).
So you take an potentially abused 16 year old girl and throw her into a relationship with THE KING OF AURADON where she is obviously going to feel pressured to live up to some sort of expectation and expect her to have 10/10 communication skills? Yeah ok.
Mal drugged Ben
While yes, this is technically true, the way people write out the situation is sorta extra. I've seen multiple people say that mal was using Ben, that she continued to give him love potion cookies after the enchanted lake, Ben doesn't really love Mal, etc. Which if you payed any attention to the movies you would see is false.
Ben knew Mal spelled him yet willingly chose to be with her. He had multiple opportunities to get rid of Mal if he wanted to but he didn't because he loves her and vice versa. Yes, at the beginning she was using him to get to the wand, but those of us who payed attention to the movie watched her fall in love with him and realize that being evil wasn't what she wanted.
l've also seen a lot of people say that "Mal never told Ben the real reason she spelled him". How do we know that? We don't know everything that went on between films so how can we assume she never told him. Mind you, in D3 Audrey knew the truth seeing as she used it to taunt Mal meaning that it is a known fact. Unless Audrey somehow secretly found out that information and was using it against Mal (which I HIGHLY doubt) then that must mean that her true intentions behind spelling Ben are known to the general public.
Some people even go to the lengths of accusing Mal of taking advantage of Ben which is insane because as we saw, she refused to even kiss him while he was spelled when she had multiple opportunities.
These are only some of my many opinions on the many things people like to say about her. Maybe I'll do a part 2 if I'm up for it we'll see lol.
#descendants#mal descendants#mal is the love of my life and i will defend her till the day i die#mal bertha
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It’s hard to have a stance in the middle of the quality of such a beloved and debated work. ‘Cause on the one hand, you have those who will hear nothing but praise for it, and on the other, there’s a kind of mindless backlash to frame popular works as overrated. I wouldn’t call LOGH overrated. Just, its diehard fans are overlooking some major issues.
It’s fine for a story to have limitations. “Plot holes,” wonky worldbuilding in places, etc. But as someone who’s read a lot of sci-fi, I found it to be full of anachronisms and questionable writing choices. I mean, why are the space imperials talking about Valhalla? We’re given no backstory for how this galactic empire came to have Norse religion. This is from a society which views Earth as a long forgotten backwater. Like??? There’s a lack of attention to materialism, like technology is just able to do anything; the battles feel more based on sea/ground combat than anything to do w space; the story will drop a huge bomb like “the first kaiser only allowed people of Germanic descent into the empire,” only to never explore the issue of race again; etc.
None of the above issues are enough for me to criticize the story really. I just view them as limitations. No one person, no creative team even, can create a perfect world in fiction. And there are really interesting things about it. For instance, I found all the history episodes compelling. The author clearly has an interest in history, especially military and leadership history. It’s fun to watch a story where the past is projected on to space. That’s not to say that the story does nothing original, and it does have harder scifi elements at times. Besides, there’s no reason that history can’t repeat itself on a galactic scale.
My issue really is with the ending. I’m not sure the promise of the first half was fulfilled. I’m still sorting through why, but I’d say the number one reason is that it feels too satisfied with itself. The story became cliched at the end—how disappointing! I mean, the Church of Terra was just there to be Evil and mess things up for the protagonists; there was absolutely no thought put into making that interesting. Every single character moment felt telegraphed. There was none of the tension and excitement of the first half. It was… corny? Maybe it was always corny. Maybe I just liked Yang Wen-li’s corniness better, lol. But his self-effacing nature kept the story from going full soap opera. With him gone, it was like, Reinhard’s just gonna keep being the same guy and then die, ok, and now Julian is a generic hero, complete with under-written girlfriend. So why did I watch to the end???
I’m venting but there was a lot I did like. I thought Reuenthal’s episodes were extremely well executed. I really only lost interest when it was like “the alliance and the empire have to fight again despite both sides wanting to talk.” It made Reinhard more boring to me that he was that predictable. And the show had never felt so complacent on the topic of violence. It’s just boring to be like, yep, we’ll end with the exact same values that we started with: might makes right. Ooooh Julian proved himself to Reinhard through combat. I guess if he died his opinions wouldn’t be worth anything???? When this was framed as Reinhard’s fatal flaw, a personal foible that led him to recklessly pursue Yang, I really enjoyed it. But I’m supposed to respect the character, right? Well what’s to respect when you always have the advantage and end up fighting a kid with way less firepower than you? I suppose you could say that Reinhard earned that right by fighting from a young age himself, but it felt like the story took a step backwards. I get bored of one trick ponies. Then it’s like “Julian gets Revenge for Yang by going on a murder spree” as if that’s also supposed to impress me. Cool, you created completely two dimensional characters for your hero to justifiably kill, you want a cookie for that amazing writing? In the end the story ended up being short-sightedly masculinist. But yeah I did enjoy it. Yang was the realest and I’ll love him forever. The rest of you hoes can go home.
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ok been putting this off for some time now but it needs to be said. some divergences under the cut
big thing is bangel, i don't really believe that she ever gave him 'hope' in season 7, cookie dough analogy aside, that they'd ever be anything other than what they had been for the last 4 years which was basically just exes who talked about saving the world sometimes. i think that they're just really so much cuter and so much funnier as friends and exes and two people who know that they fundamentally do not belong together, and that's ok. angel was so important to her, changed her, their relationship effected her years down the line ( riley too ) but he's the boyfriend she was in love with when she was a child. and i think apart of buffy growing and learning, is that she's never really going to be able to love him the same way she once did because she's not that girl anymore. and that's ok !! idk what the comics do with them, idrc, i just do know that their breakup/and the staying broken up is really essential to the way i write buffy. also think my beloved cordelia was much better suited for angel than buffy ever was. david fury said something about angel needing a "big smile" and he was right.
ok now the thing i've kinda been dreading lol spikey ... lets talk about spuffy yeah!! so... given all that we know, these 20+ years later, i think im just going to get to the point which is i don't acknowledge the writers' decision to make him an attempted rapist, don't care for it, i pretend like that scene in seeing red never happened. and there's layers to why, but basically, i just think it was unnecessary. the writers' way of punishing not only the audience for making a "soulless" vampire the fan favorite/forcing wh*don to keep him around, but also punishing buffy herself for having sex with him and enjoying it !! there's a lot of implications in that scene, i could go on forever but it was very cheap of them to do it, and basically in my head, spike doesn't need this scene to prompt him into getting the soul back because season six had already been a really good set up for that ie. when warren kills katrina / frames buffy and spike attempts to help her by getting rid of the body etc. it's the "why can't you understand why this is killing me?" and "i dont know why don't you try explaining it" im paraphrasing but that right there is enough for me and most of the audience to understand exactly why he would have gone to get his soul for her. also the "i know im not a man but u make me feel like one." but also just spike's general im not a man im not a demon then what am i ? arc !!! like its right there. i dont need to see my favorite character almost get sa'd by my other favorite character for that point to get across. it was definitely a condescending moment from the writers' room, we see it time and time again. ( most recently we saw it with aegon ii in house of the dragon ) "how do we make a character so evil how do we make the audience hate him ? ah yes rapist !" and im just not going to play into that <3 ( but there is also the subtext and very meaningful metaphor of spike being buffy's shadow self in s5/s6, he is empty w/out the soul - she is empty after being brought back/coming back wrong. he regains his soul in s7, and she is able to heal & love herself etc. etc. )
that's how i feel about that but also !!! i am a lesbian and this relationship has always spoken to me in a very queer way this post explains it so well. i rly suggest everyone read bc thats like . my mind
#about angel and spike#i make a mockery of death and a spectacle of survival › hc.#kinda#why are you full of rage ? / because you are full of grief › meta.#sa mention /#assault mention /#grooming mention /#rape mention /
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Carving pumpkins or making cookies for the Halloween prompt!
Thanks for the inspo, Katel! I hope you enjoy!
I know it didn't follow it exactly but this was the best I could do.
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"I don't carve pumpkins."
"What?"
"I haven't carved a pumpkin since I was 6."
"If you think I'm gonna let you off the hook for that, you're wrong. We're doing some pumpkin carving tonight and you cannot change that fact."
Lance had pulled into their surprise date location which happened to be a pumpkin patch. Keith was serious about not carving a pumpkin since he was 6. The day after his 6th birthday, his dad decided that Keith was going to learn how to carve pumpkins. Sadly, Keith's subsequent homes didn't allow pumpkin carving. Shiro was never really into carving pumpkins and the Garrison didn't let kids carve pumpkins anyway.
It was despicable, heinous, inexcusable (if you ask Lance). He was appalled to hear the information that Keith hadn't carved a pumpkin in years. Now it would be his mission to get Keith to carve a pumpkin with him.
"I'm gonna suck at it though."
"Like I said, we're carving pumpkins tonight."
"Ok but while we're here, we're getting snacks."
"First of all, I never said that we aren't getting snacks. And second of all, the kettle corn here is really good."
Lance pointed to a quaint little stand that Keith now realized was the source of the caramel scent wafting through the air. Keith grabbed Lance's hand and walked with him over to the stalls. Lance is the one who talked to the man at the little stand while Keith stood there awkwardly, holding his hand.
"Lance! I haven't seen you in a while! Where's your family?"
"Riley! Hey! I'm only here with my boyfriend this year."
"You have a boyfriend? It feels like it was just yesterday that you and Rachel were babies. Time really does speed up when you're older."
"Yeah, it's been a while."
"So this is the boyfriend?"
Riley vaguely gestured to Keith. The old man looked kind but Keith still felt out of place. He doesn't know old people who've watched him grow up. If he does, then they aren't the type to be warm and inviting.
"Yeah, this is Keith."
Lance shuffled a little to be closer to Keith, not letting go of his hand as he did so. He looked like a proud child who just got on honor's roll. His smile could be classified as a small star with how warm it made Keith feel. Keith is hopeless.
"H-hi, um Riley"
Hopeless at a lot of things. He's a mess. Keith just stayed in his spot while Lance ordered the kettle corn, leaning his head against Lance's shoulder. He listened to them have fun, catching up, and having witty banter while Keith stood there, trying to forget the horrible first impression he just left.
They got the kettle corn and walked away, their boots clicking away on the gravel pathway. Lance started giggling as soon as they were out of earshot. The giggling turned to laughter.
"What's so funny?"
"You ate shit back there."
Keith made an indignant face. How dare Lance mock Keith's lack of social skills! Despicable. Heinous. Inexcusable. Such an evil boyfriend.
"You're so rude."
"Incorrect, I'm charming."
"That's a weird way to pronounce 'rude'."
Lance chuckled under his breath. That's when Keith struck. Keith hit him. Not hard. More like a bop. Honestly, it was funny more than anything.
Lance started laughing more.
"It's not funny!"
"Pff ahahaha, your voice cracked!"
"I hate you."
"No, you don't. You looove me."
"I thought we were here to get pumpkins."
"Yeah, we are."
"Then let's get the damn pumpkins."
They made their way past the small crowds of people who were undoubtedly families picking out pumpkins and getting fall sweets. Keith saw little kids holding candied apples and adults hauling pumpkins back to their cars. To the right, there was a large pen with pumpkins lined up in pretty rows, crates of pie pumpkins and small gourds near the entrance and exit, and a spattering of gravel covering the ground. On the left, there was a small bakery that sold apple pastries and donuts which had a canopy attached to the entire front side. Lance pulled Keith into the pen.
And thus began the torturous process of walking around, Lance holding up pumpkins, and Keith rejecting pumpkins while holding on to the kettle corn for *ahem* safety reasons.There was nothing particularly wrong with any of them but Keith wanted to be annoying. Lance was struggling to find something when he sarcasticly held up a gourd. A gourd as in one of those gourds used to create maracas.
"YES! THAT ONE!"
"You're joshing me right now."
"No, I want the gourd."
"We're not carving a gourd."
"I've already named it Gourdan Ramsay."
"Keith, no."
"Keith, yes."
"Fine but we're getting another pumpkin for you to actually carve."
"As long as we keep Gourdan, I see this as a triumph."
"Where did you even learn that from?"
"Being annoying about something and then naming it before the decision is final? Because I learned that from you."
"I don't do that."
"Last month, you found a stray cat and said that we had to foster it because you already named it Ash Ketchum."
Well he never. How could Keith do such a thing! How dare he expose Lance like that! Keith was equal parts as attached to Ash as Lance! Maybe even more!
Lance moseyed over to Keith and shoved Gourdan into Keith's hands to go grab some "carvable pumpkins". Now, looking at the gourd, it's really pretty. It has a yellow to green gradient from the bottom to the top. Perfect for brutally murdering.
Lance came back holding two medium sized pumpkins. One had a small dent in the side. The other was just slightly bigger. He smiled that warm sunny smile again like he was proud of himself.
"They're like us!"
"Huh?"
"This one's smaller and dented. I tried to find one with a cut and the dent is the best I could do. It's you."
"I see."
"This one's taller so it's me."
"And what's the point of that?"
"How could you not see the point of having pumpkin clones?"
"They'll only cause confusion in the inevitable case that we have to fight them."
"Irrelevant. It'll never happen. Pumpkin Lance would never betray me."
"That's what they all say."
"I'm going to buy the pumpkin clones whether you want them or not. Let's go."
Lance waltzed right by Keith, grabbing his arm as he walked. Not that Keith minded being dragged by Lance but the sudden tug almost knocked him over. It didn't help that he was wearing heeled boots (He likes to feel tall). He quickly readjusted and matched Lance's pace pretty quickly.
So off they went, over to the little checkout booth underneath the canopy attached to the bakery. There, they paid for the pumpkins and grabbed everything to take to the car.
The car ride was chill. It was just thirty minutes of sitting, eating kettle corn, and Lance making way too many movie references. It wasn't really any different than any other time that Keith's gotten into Lance's car.
They got back home and were able to carve the pumpkins. After this, Lance would stop bothering him about pumpkins. Instead it would be finding a suitable Halloween candy to give out. That suitable candy would be entirely Lemonheads by the way. Keith takes great pride in being evil.
They cleared off the table, set down some newspaper, and readied the pumpkins. Keith pushed his knife into the gourd.
"I didn't know you were gonna kill it!"
"I swear, If I hear another Charlie Brown reference, you're going to have to be at the end of this knife instead of Gourdan."
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#Lance is scandalized#so is Keith#Lance carved the pumpkin clones#quirky gourd carving#voltron#keith voltron#keith kogane#vld keith#klance#vld lance#lance voltron#lance mcclain#Klance fic#klance fanfiction#established klance
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hi hi hi, I have a Ben 10 AU question. Not only do I want to hear/see more moments with Pesky Dust(aka more details on how the four feel on this alien as well what else Pesky Dust form is used), and how said allies feel about said alien. But also what about the four’s opinions on Humugousaur, Jetray, Chromastone, Brainstorm, Spider Monkey, Grey Matter, Stinkfly, Cannonbolt, and Blitzwolfer, as well as Snare-Oh? Plus Ditto and Arctiguna too.
hmmm Pesky Dust is quite complicated... I did explain as much as I could the individual reactions on this transformations, but other than that, the transformation itself is probably used for espionage or blending in with the fairies. But then again, I didn't really catch a lot of it, I believe only once I saw Pesky dust and it wasn't a very radical influence. Adding That Pesky dust is an Omniverse form, which it's not actually cannon to the au(we only use forms from the classic and alien force)
As for the others, I'll try to tackle them by general, with a few exceptions that are most noteworthy :'3
Humangousaur
Big dino! Very useful when it's needed a bit of a *ehem* Heavy hand... It's a great alien, but very unuseful when it comes to battles that are on the NRC halls/classrooms.
Epel is very fond of Humangousaur, along Kalim, who likes to use shockwaves to put distance in between him and enemies.
Jetray
A useful Alien when it comes to traveling fast. Definetely a reliable one when it comes to fast traveling with no disturbtions or the need to make an excuse why you got in another continent faster than the earliest plane leaving from the airport.
Idia uses this one often when he feels petty and wants to give an extra-'let me fuck up this guy's evil plans'. Kalim also uses it when he needs a quick escape when Jamil wants to have a 'talk' after the 'misterious dissappearance' of some cooconut cookies.
Chromastone
the crystal jesus/j
Overall, in a place where magic is mostly used as beams and rays by petty teens, this alien is a GODSEND. Altrough it mostly dials back to energy reflection and refraction, if you know phisics(Kalim and Epel are quacking), you are almost untouchable just don't get too cocky with it :'3
Riddle is the one who appreciates this transformation the most. He knows theory and practice of the phisics processes that help him pose as invincible. Meanwhile, you have the cocky genius Idia, who got punted in a wall more often than Ortho can remember just because he got too cocky with it.
Brainstorm
Homework crab. That's it.
Epel isn't too fond of Brainstorm, but as long as Vil doesn't catch him using this alien for his alchemy homework, he's chill. Kalim likes that Brainstorm, much like grey matter, grant him more brain capacity, which in turn has Jamil a bit less worried, bc he knows that Kalim as the 2 is more composed and isn't relying on guts, but ration.
Spider Monkey
Hooooooo boooooooiiiii. This is a stealth alien, but at the same time, who doesn't want to just tape an annoying Ace to the ceiling? :3c
Kalim likes it a lot. He tries to rely on spidermonkey because he can make minimum damage and use the webs to either imobilise enemies or take innocents to safety. So bad Jamil has bugphobia. Riddle doesn't really enjoy it, sometimes still feeling as if he has multiple arms. Once Jack caught him grabbing with his foot a book from the ground as a tired human post transformation. Both decided to never bring it up ever again.
Grey Matter
Smart is not that welcome when you are easily squished. Like PLEASE let this mf rest. Don't put it in a cup anymore. He's great, but an inconvenience for the sole purpose that it's the most hunted alien by the NRC peeps. :'3
Idia uses gray matter when he does maintenance on vechicles, being absolutely great in this field. Kalim uses gray matter to try and undertand his exam subjects 20 mins before the exam itself :'3
Stinkfly
Nobody is a fan of the stinky fly. Unfortunately. :'3
Ok, maybe Epel, mostly because he uses it to mess with Vil. x3
Cannonbolt
Ball go brrrrrrr.
Idia likes it a lot, mostly for the childish concept of 'if I don't see them, they don't see me'. Cannonbolt is mostly a comfort alien for him, when Idia just feels like he needs to curl up and deal with a rush of feels. Riddle on the other hand, considers cannonbolt as a great rescuer. He definetely isn't touchstarved and enjoys hugs, definetely not, sir U-U.
Blitzwolfer
Unfotunately, no werewolf episode, but it's a great transformation for night missions. :'3
Riddle doesn't like it, but doesn't have the heart to tell it to Jack who absolutely is hyped by the fact that there is a transformation that hits close to his wolfhood. Epel tho, is THRILLED by this, but Rook is there to remind u that 'if it's animal like and moves, it's on the target list'.
Snare-Oh
A versatile alien, great for inside fights. Just be careful, in case your face falls off and someone sees it :'3
Idia likes Snare-oh the most. He loves the liberty of bandages and even contemplated for Ignihyde's halloween costumes to be mummies, alas Azul got in front of him at this one :'3 Riddle also uses Snare-oh in quite intricate ways, sometimes even making great string patterns with the bandages. That or have Ace 'match with him' xD
Ditto
Cute-shit lil alien that multiplies faster than rabbids(the series). But it's not that useful, unless you want to have a big pile sitting on enemies.
Kalim is great as Dittto, but his downside comes when he overwhelms someone with 'comforting hugs'. Riddle is very NOT fond of Ditto, mostly bc Ace made fun of him for being cute.
Arctiguna
Ice, ice, baby :'3
Idia thinks that it's a sort of downgrade from Big Chill, but since arctiguna is more loved by others for being considered cute Idia has to favor this instead of Big Chill when it comes to handing bad guys in public. Kalim also Likes this transformation, Jamil getting first hand of the 'cool cuddles'.
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Some random shang tsung self ship otp asks.
Cw: none that I'm aware of this may contain fluff tho. Also these are very random too. Its a bunch of random asks i found.
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1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?: probably shang. He's kinda like that. Regardless of our relationship or not.
2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?: me. I mostly sleep in shangs lap. But sometimes he sleeps in mine.
3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?: shang does. Gdi. I yell at him. Shang, honey ,plz!
4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?: shang yells at me to go to bed.
5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?: neither we both cook for each other or have any servents he has make us something.
6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?: i say its us. Shang looks at me shaking his head.
7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?: i wear shangs clothes once. He never stops making comments the whole day.
8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”: we yell at any servents if they forget something. But before that shang would ask me if i remembered.....i did not.
9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?: well we don't travel much but shang would someone else drive tbh.
10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?: shang poses. This bih i swear. Its ok tho i love drawing him.
11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?: shang wpuld disguise as a guard lets be real. But he'd make me do jumps n flips. Just because.
12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?: maybe me i dunno.
13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?: shang surprises me with gifts all..the...time.
14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?: i do. Jokes on me tho because it eventually became my actually last name. Maybe he took that a little to much to heart.. oof.
15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?: oh that? That's just d'vorah. Creepy ass bih.
16: Which one gives the other their jacket?: shang gives me his jacket.
17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?: well does fujin or raiden count?
18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?: i may be the one but i feel shang would show it first. But I'd say it first? Still somewhat mutualish. (Not that shang tsung don't say i love you. He does. He was just trying to observe me and understand my ticks and get a feel for me is all)
19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?: decent as we can be i guess. Shang tsung,papa shang is actually very protective and sweet. Fight me.
20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?: we both type good. But i am more likely to use slang.
21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?: what bully? Shang tsung took their soul and spat it out.
22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?: shang falls for the puns. Every,single,time.
23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?: well it could go either way. Either shang tsung went off to do well evil sorcerer shit and came back only to find his island palace filled with fluffy creatures. Or shang surprises me with a kitten because he's extra af.
24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?:
25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?: i do the cheering. But sometimes shang will.
26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?: me
27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?: shang funny enough don't mind doing my makeup. But more so if it's traditional theater/opera makeup. But that's more so of him loving to share culture and history. But for the most part i do my own makeup.
28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?: shang more likely. But we don't count d'vorah or reptile. Maybe kollector but you know. Lmao.
29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?: shang
30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?: well its hard when your husband is under house arrest on his evil island(tm) but if we would it would be probably a nice place. Maybe historic.
• Which member would be shy about dancing in public and which member would try to coax the other into dancing with them?: honestly i feel shang would be the shy one. Tho I'm flustered easy and not likely to dance around like a fool often. I still would do it more than him. Unless im drunk. Then i get crunk af. Lmao.
• What TV Trope would best describe your OTP?: Big bad and smol sweet wife.
• Which one would hold an umbrella over the other when it rains?: shang
• Which one fixes up the other one’s outfit in the morning (adjusting a tie, putting hair in the right spot, etc.)?:we both do but i love doing it. Our servants usually do this tho. But we do love pampering each other like this too.
• What pet(s) would your OTP get?: a giant snake or a tiger. Shangs extra like i said.
• If one was a magician, would the other be an assistant or a rival magician?: well shangs already a sorcerer. I'd be his assistant or apprentice.
• If one has a health issue and/or disability, how does the other member help the first one out?: the best we can? I mean its rare shang lets himself get that hurt. But i would definitely help him if i needed to. And he's the same but its more likely with me than him.
• What sorts of things would they give each other “just because”?: shang. Sometimes me.
• Which member is more likely to fall asleep on the other member?: me
• Is any member extremely (maybe even violently) protective of the other?: shang definitely. Im protective but he's very protective. Like anyone breathes wrong around me. He's down to murder them. Fr.
• Which member would draw on the other when given time and a marker?: me
• How would each member react to seeing the other in a bathing suit?: shang definitely has seen me. And he's eyeing me up n down like he's dehydrated af. As for me,i smile n giggle. Flustered to all hell. But i stare too. But im more subtle.
• Does anyone in your OTP/OT3 have seasonal allergies that kick up in the spring? How does the other member(s) help?: i mean i do but not that bad. But shang gives me special tea for that.
• Where does your OTP like to go walking when the weather is warm?: the beach
• How would your OTP handle it if one of them became a bee?: wtaf d'vorah? What did you do to shang?! Or me
• Does your OTP plant flowers/tend to gardens?: yes we have a garden.
• Does your OTP like the beauty and new life of spring, or the cold winter?: we love all seasons
• Does your OTP celebrate any holidays during the spring? How?: kinda
• Which one of the members of your OTP has trouble getting an egg to stand upright during the equinox?: huh?
• How does your OTP spend their spring break?: we just chillin on our island bro
• If your OTP were to go on vacation during spring break, where would they go?: depends. Where can we go without our enemies bothering us?
• What sorts of spring sports does either member of your OTP participate in? Does the other member cheer their lover on?: does mortal kombat count?
• If your OTP watches anime, what shows would they be looking forward to this spring season?: i watch that. But he has no clue.
• How would your OTP react if it started to snow during spring?: sub zero is here?!
• Which member of your OTP accidentally wears an outfit too warm for the weather?: take a layer off?
• Which member of your OTP accidentally wears an outfit not warm enough for the weather?: oof.
• Does your OTP have any special memories associated with spring?: our first kiss. *blush*
• What kind of flowers does your OTP give to each other?: well he has a whole section of the gardens for me.
• What would your OTP do if they had to supervise a children’s Easter Egg hunt?: shang would put the kids he likes really good candies. Like really good stuff. And the kids he dont like,horrible jumpscares like skulls popping out and scaring kids because he's an ass.
• Which member of your OTP freaks out when they hear an ice cream truck pass by?: me. But how is one way out in the middle of an island?
• Does your OTP care about how green their lawn is? Do they even have a lawn?: no. And its magical so whatever. Even if he did he wouldn't give a damn.
• If your OTP starts school in spring, where do they go to get supplies? Do they end up sharing any classes?: this don't apply to us.
• Who would surprise the other with flowers?: shang.
• Who’s more likely to make a flower crown for the other?: me
• During the first rainfall of spring, would your OTP try to share an umbrella? How would that go?: shang would share the umbrella.
• Does your OTP prefer to go outside during the spring, or do they prefer staying inside and cuddling up on a couch?: both
• If your OTP went out to have a picnic, where would they go? What food would they bring with them?: just a light lunch and some snacks. uwu
• What sorts of wildlife would your OTP like to see? What kind of wildlife would they not like to see?: he loves butterflies i hc. But maybe big bugs like d'vorah. He kinda doesn't like those. But he also doesn't care for rats either. But that's due to other traumas.
• Which one would surprise the other by taking them to the beach before the summer crowd comes?: shang would
• Which one starts wearing short sleeved things first and which one starts to wear shorter sleeves only because the other is?: well we both dress appropriately.
• Are there any local festivals that your OTP would go to during the spring?: we would more if he wasn't in big trouble with the gods of storms. Lol.
• Which one’s hat would blow away in the wind and which one would go after the hat and bring it back?: my hat would blow away and shang would cuss at fujin.
1. Who makes the other hot chocolate?: i do or one of our servants.
2: Who knits the other a seasonal sweater?: maybe me
3: Who’s family hosts a bigger holiday gathering? What’s the gathering like for your OTP?: ok if shang were to have one. It would be extra af.
4: How would your OTP react to having a snow day?: i would throw snowballs at him. Lol. He'd get me back tho.
5: Who offers the other one their jacket?: shang
6: Who makes a snowman that looks like the other member of your OTP, or do they both do this?: i mostly do this. But sometimes shang would.
7: Does your OTP ever have snowball fights?: yes. Again sub zero would have to be visiting for that. Or shang would have to cast something for it to do that. Otherwise its tropical climate for the most part.
8: What gifts would they get each other for the holidays?: shang would get me lavish shit. I would just give him simple things he needs. Nice stuff but very simple gifts. He loves them anyways.
9: How do they spend their winter holiday? Do they even celebrate the same holiday?: sometimes. But he doesn't celebrate much but only for me.
10: What sort of seasonal treats does your OTP like to eat?: he loves my Christmas cookies ngl.
11: How do they spend New Year’s Eve?: same like we do lunar year. Drink,eat a ton and sleep it off. Then the day after that we clean.
12: Who initiates the New Year’s kiss?: me sometimes shang.
13: Who tries to get a secret gift for the other one for Valentine’s Day?: shang
14: Would your OTP take a walk together in the snow?: yes
15: Which one gets more excited over the first snow of winter?: me
1. Is your OTP into pumpkin spice lattes?: i am. But shang doesn't mind. He's more of a chai or oolang man.
2. Would they prefer to go outside and walk in the brisk air, or would they rather stay inside and keep warm?: either one
3. Which one says it’s too warm to wear a sweater in early September and which one wears the sweater and gets overheated anyway?: both of us
4. Which one would be excited for school and which one would dread going back?: this don't apply to us
5. Which one would knit a sweater for the other?: i would tho shang could too.
6. Would they wear a couple’s costume for Halloween? If so, whose idea would the costumes be?: maybe. But shang would totally make me wear the sexy version. But maybe he would too. Lmao
7. Which one takes dozens of pictures of anything remotely fall-related and which one says “Would you please get off Tumblr?”: shang tsung would yell at my ass for this.
8. Would your OTP go apple-picking?: maybe
9. Which one of them makes better Jack-o-Lanterns?: shang because they glow and scare people. Lmao
10. If your OTP were to make a Thanksgiving dinner, what would they cook?: well tbh shang wouldn't celebrate but we'd make a nice meal tho.
11. Would your OTP miss summer or be looking forward to winter?: either one.
12. What fall sports would your OTP do?: same as we always do.....MORTAL KOMBAT!
13. If your OTP were in marching band, what would they play and how well?: agskkglhllh shang would be flag girl.
14. Which one offers their jacket to the other when they complain they feel cold?: shang
15. Would your OTP be excited for any early snowfall?: kinda. Depending like i said. Sub zero must be visiting.
#mortal kombat#self ship#self shipping#shang tsung#💚heart and soul🐍#shang tsung mortal kombat#mk f/o#antagonist f/o#villain f/o#villain/antagonist f/o#self ship asks#shang tsung asks
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If you’re still doing the character bingo Vampire and DE?
YESSS i never pass up an opportunity to be crazy about pixels on a screen :)
Vamp up first
oh vampire, a dear OG in the game’s history. he may not be the most emotionally complex or lore-heavy character, but he’s still a little skrunkly to many a player. i think what i like most about him is what fans have made him into. in the games, hes honestly just??? a guy. hes just a dude who loves his juice and annoys his tryhard sister. i like that he’s so simple, and i also like that like... the fact that he’s a vampire isnt really a HUGE impacting factor on who he is as a person. like hes lazy and apathetic and lowkey an alcoholic that JUST SO HAPPENS to also be a vampire. i think thats really funny.
then theres the fandom side of him. in-game, i like that hes pretty two-dimensional, but god DAMN the fandom has some slappin’ interpretations of him. ugh ugh ugh UGHHHH I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE TAKE HIM AND MAKE HIM SO MUCH DEEPER!!!!!! like usually i hate it when an obviously static comic-relief character is put through the “edgy backstory” wringer BUT WITH VAMP ITS ALWAYS SO GOOD AND JUICY YES GIVE ME MOREEE
i also just love that according to his description, mans was content to just die in the oven because he was already drunk when he was baked. and his lines/delivery is kingdom is fucking GODLY. i want to BE him. hes unaware of everything. mans just out here having the time of his life and getting blackout drunk. god i want to hang out with him so fucking bad. 100% on my dream blunt rotation.
also im fucking in love with this “trivia” piece from the ovenbreak wiki
ok DE next
dark enchantress is a special case. like, deep down i know i have a lot of thoughts about her, but those thoughts are still kinda coalescing into introspection of who she is.
i cant help but feel like a lot of people interpret her wrong. DE isnt a wholly evil and morally bankrupt character (at least in kingdom, that is. ovenbreak is a bit of a different story bc of the context/lack thereof) and im tired of people treating her like she is!!!!!!!! shes probably like one of the deepest fucking characters in the game and grrr i wanna tear her apart and study her in a lab. i want to put her in a maze with cheese at the end of it. i want to put a little brainwave sensor on her head and show her a selection of varying photographs and ask her what she thinks of each of them.
i just.... god every story update i hope and pray that she has a part to play in it. seriously the vanilla kingdom chapters are my fucking favorite because we learn so much about her in so little time. shes NOT this completely and utterly evil being just like white lily was not a wholly good and angelic figure. they both had their flaws but white lily when white lily was rebaked the flaws that she had were just amplified tenfold. or at least thats my theory on what happened there. DEs motivations are directly derived from those that she had as white lily, those being a desire to help cookie kind. its that whole right desire wrong reasons shpeal you always see.
okay but the one thing about her is why exactly is she waging war on cookies to “save cookies”????????? i dont exactly get the reasoning behind that. like i know she wants to rebuild the world in her image but i guess i dont quite get how that connects to her wanting to spread the truth about cookies. my only theory is that shes mad at the ignorance of cookiekind and that she wants everyone up in arms over the witches just like she is, but i still dont see why shes actively killing cookies to achieve this goal??? idk maybe i need to read into it more lol
quick mention i dont have much to add on to this but has anyone else noticed the design parallels she has with millennial tree? ok its mostly about the horns and the clothes but still im jus sayin fam
also GOD NEVER FORGET HOW HARD SHE WRECKED PVS SHIT IN CHAPTER 10
THIS IS THE ROAST OF THE FUCKING CENTURY. MANS DIDNT EVEN HAVE A COMEBACK FOR THAT SHIT BECAUSE ITS TRUE!!!!!! GET HIM GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one day ill sort my thoughts out about her. its been a long week and my brain is fried so my analysis on her is about as deep as a kiddie pool but hey what can ya do
anyways DE my beloved pls come back and talk more shit about the ancients i beg of you
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8:34 pmpdt 4 April 2023 Tuesday
I thought I worked hard in community college and intaglio printmaking and other stuff but I guess it wasn’t hard enough. I guess I wasn’t sacrificing enough. I guess I lied. I guess I’m really screwed. 🥶👹😓😵😞😖😭🥵acid under skin. 8:37 pmpdt too many excuses too many mistakes. I don’t believe that he spent any time with me. It was probably always a miñion. 8:38 pmpdt so many lies to get me to believe. 8:39 pmpdt I guess I deserve it. It’s sad though to be lied 🤥 to in that way. I don’t see how it would have been possible for me to have a real relationship with incubus. 8:40 pmpdt he’s proud of it. I think he took back the hair. 8:41 pmpdt e particle in Japanese is used when talking about direction/traveling? V=5=go bat 🦇 go? To gas ⛽️? Trying to understand. I guess that means his daughter is gas ⛽️ lighting me? His back w/ 2?crosses The second one made with dots = double crossed. Stabbed in back. Vampire 🧛♀️? I guess he’s calling me a vampire 🧛♀️ that he stabs in the back with a cross. 8:47 pmpdt intricate symbols?
9:58 pmpdt I guess I was too unrealistically optimistic. I thought 💭 maybe love 💕 is simpler in reality. If someone makes you feel safe, happy, and helps you maybe 🤔 you might start to love 💕 them. But if they hurt you, you will start to hate them. But I guess I didn’t think 💭 enough about it. Why someone might like me or you is it really more complex and hard to like someone? I was annoyed a lot and I thought 💭 maybe 🤔 I need to get used to them, is this how to socialize myself and start naturally adapting and start naturally liking people? I mentioned that to Q, but Q said it should work immediately/click immediately. No work. Maybe 🤔 she’s right? Idk 🤷🏻♀️. I watched a Korean dramedy I think titled legend of the blue sea 🌊? I think 💭 it’s based on reincarnation maybe 🤔 in a fictional way? Yeah. If specific dna 🧬 combos are ultimate matches and everyone is different then we would ultimately be more attracted to one person than another and that it would work out magically by Mother Nature. But that was when I started believing all the stuff incubus put online for me to see: (acid burning under skin. 10:08 pmpdt) soulmates stuff, the hair taped on the cookie 🍪 container that said baton on it, the videos in Instagram posts and stories, the bed 🛏 being fixed or replaced after I went for a walk with mom. I started to believe. I think it’s heinous to toy 🧸 with me like that Bcz I grew up 🆙 watching Disney movies and wishing for magic 🪄 and soulmates to be real. But I was hoping for a very attractive soulmate 😥😵 in high school 🏫 an older man came to talk to the whole school 🏫 said there’s no soulmate. There’s no the one. And that there are a lot of people you can be compatible with. And he even joked about one man 👨 impregnating the whole world 🌎. 10:13 pmpdt
10:25 pmpdt I guess I have been too naïve? Didn’t think 💭 enough. God gave a lot of people good reason to ignore me and not know me and assume everything he said to be true. Like that men are attracted to men so we should assume that what we see and know is real? Or if god really talked to you does he tell you he mollified an evil 🦹 person by making him gay???? I m trying to figure it out, otherwise I think 🤔 most or all people? Are virtue signaling and don’t mean anything they say? No one cares if someone else’s daughter gets raped and murdered Bcz god said it was ok, and Bcz it’s normal for guys to rape and murder it’s excused. So I guess I am and was really naïve... 10:31 pmpdt now I’m not. And I feel these feelings that I would have felt so ashamed to feel while I was growing up 🆙. So I’m going to die and no one will care Bcz it really is a dog eat dog 🐶 world 🌎 and incubus has no shame in feeling that way himself but he’s making it hard for me to know for sure. But Bcz it’s gone this far for this long I guess there is no hope for humanity. To be human is to be excused by god so you don’t have to care when bad things happen to people you don’t know and you will never know. 10:34 pmpdt desolation? God/incubus is trying to make me believe I deserved to be treated by Nick in that way. 10:35 pmpdt and I guess Scott. And everyone. 10:36 pmpdt if I really didn’t deserve to be treated that way it’s getting harder for even myself to know anymore even though I was a virgin until 19 years old. How confused 🤷🏻♀️ some gay people might be feeling now about themselves????10:37 pmpdt 10:38 pmpdt
10:42 pmpdt I guess I really don’t deserve anything. I don’t deserve anything wonderful and beautiful 😻 in my life. 10:42 pmpdt
10:43 pmpdt I don’t have much of a butt left. It’s almost gone. And the incubus gave me a rash on my butt. 10:44 pmpdt it’s really like *NSYNC sings bye bye bye 👋 10:45 pmpdt
10:59 pmpdt 11 pmpdt I guess Nick carter is more valuable than I am. More deserving than I am. I tried too hard a lot of times to like people that I neglected myself, I guess? Right hip pain 11:02 pmpdt I web searched and $35 million popped up 🆙 for his net worth. But I’m not talking about money 💰. What is the definition of a whore? I guess that’s me. No one who adores other rich people are not whores, even if they don’t know them well. 11:05 pmpdt
11:14 pmpdt sorry 😞 I’m angry. But I’m designated whore of the apocalypse. Desolation. Desolated. Loneliness is tragical? 11:15 pmpdt
🎶🎼🎵🎤🎸11:16 pmpdt
11:52 pmpdt incubus hates me. I’m dying 😵. I’m dying 😵. I’m dying 😵. I anticipate dying. I think he’s going to make me want to commit suicide. Soon. Already started feeling it. Which is why I’m begging him to do to it by guillotine. Bcz I don’t believe the nicer things he says anymore (acid pain skull 💀 maybe brain 🧠? Yup there it is. 😵😖😭 he’s really putting it inside more now. 11:55 pmpdt) I was too naïve. He is not faking it. This is heinous. I guess he thinks I slacked off too much even though I had difficulty focusing, difficulty remembering, difficulty comprehending. I took a whole hour I think I remember to read a not very small print page 📄 which was probably only 6” by 6” of a philosophy homework 📚 so I gave up a lot. But when I got help I was more likely to finish the assignment. The please read program. 11:58 pmpdt he’s killing my brain 🧠 with acid and abuse. 11:59 pmpdt I don’t trust god. If he cannot be straight, honest with me then I should assume the darker more heinous stuff he’s saying to me is true. I cannot believe him anymore. I’m afraid 😱 all this acid is going to make me fall. 12:01 am pdt if no one is themself, if we are all messed with like a gay man 👨 then what’s really wrong and right? It’s all lost???? So it seems to not matter anymore to god? I’m too naïve. 😞😖😭😫😩 12:02 am pdt
12:06 12:07 am pdt I am very dumb. For months I thought 💭 we could build parking lot structures and do additional farming on that. Idk 🤷🏻♀️ I’m not a farmer 👩🌾. 12:08 am pdt would probably need to put openings on each floor to let in sunlight ☀️ 🌞 sun ⛅️. 12:10 am pdt
12:10 am pdt I am dumb. Unfortunately, when incubus started showing himself to me he didn’t say he was god immediately. Now I’m concerned what he actually did to me December ish 2016. He did do a lot of stuff in 2022. So I guess that was the same thing continued. 12:13 am pdt everyone hates me! 🥵 my butt is roasting 🥺☹️😖😭 it hurts. 12:14 am pdt I probably won’t like what comes next. 12:15 am pdt
12:19 am pdt I guess I’m too much of a liar 🤥 and slacker. Incubus/god hates me. I avoided getting jobs by going to school 🏫 and now I wish I had a job rather than go to school 🏫. I tried computer animation one semester?, fashion design one semester, (left nostril 👃 pain stings 12:22 am pdt) silk smells like bacon 🥓 if you burn it. 12:23 am pdt I did painting 🧑🎨 one semester. I did 3 English classes. (Acid harsh pain 12:24 am pdt) I f I excelled at Java I would have continued computer 👩🏻💻 programming. But I did not excel. 12:26 am pdt vag pain. I don’t think 💭 there’s a purpose anymore to writing ✍️. There is nothing to fight for anymore. I’m a fraud. Happy? Incubus? I said what you wanted me to admit.
12:29 am pdt acid pain brain 🧠 I was thinking 💭 about typing 💬 about my fear of being in the public and talking to people but then the acid happened. I guess he doesn’t want me explaining why I was afraid 😱 to get a job. Now it feels like a lie. But I think 💭 I remember that was the reason. I got jobs at school 🏫. 12:33 am pdt ( left nostril 👃 sting). When I was afraid 😱 to get a job in 2015 I thought 💭 about what job I could do. I wanted a data entry job that I could sit a computer 👩🏻💻 and not talk to anyone but a boss I could appreciate. 12:35 am pdt I thought 💭 that way, I won’t get into trouble! No more trouble. But I guess I am wrong! 12:36 am pdt
12:58 am pdt I am barking up 🆙 the wrong tree 🌳. There’s nothing to fight for. Everyone loves Nick carter and incubus. I’m the odd one out. 12:59 am (acid brain 🧠 pain) whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 1 am pdt I guess it’s a trap 🪤 to call him incubus???? But that’s the dominant theme of my blog when I write ✍️ about (acid pain harsher than before! Back of mouth 👄 pain) . 1:07 am pdt you were punishing me for talking against incubus and now you’re punishing me for going the other way. Damned both ways. I would rather not do anymore work Bcz people think 💭 they don’t have to do anything and that they have no problems. And he’s rich 🤑 so he’s one of them. I’m only picking a fight that I should not pick, right? So I’m withdrawing. WHAT DO YOU WANT???????!!!!! 1:05 am pdt they (the winning side ) has no problems with Nick carter. But me (the losing side) has a problem with him. WHAT DO YOU (acid brain pain 1:06 am pdt) want.
1:19 am pdt every time incubus hurts me especially my brain 🧠 I think 💭 I should think 💭 that he lied 🤥. That he lied 🤥 about being my husband. It’s obviously a well thought out deception premeditated? Planned waaaay ahead of time. Bcz my name transliterated is chavah with Greek letter nu. Essentially. Adam + eve. I had difficulty even premeditating? the layout/composition when drawing on my own a vase 🏺 of flowers 💐. I would usually hope for the best once I decided on a spot to start on the paper 📄. 1:24 am pdt dumb (acid pain right arm 1:24 pmpdt) guess I’m dead 😵. 1:25 am pdt
1:28 am pdt I think the other side is bored anyway right? They always get to have fun 🤩 doing movies singing and dancing 🕺🏻. They probably want to sing and dance 💃🏻 with Nick carter. So why rob them of the opportunity? 1:30 🕜 am pdt they love him and want him around. 1:30 am pdt
1:31 am pdt I’m poor. They’re rich 🤑. They are not dying. I cannot breathe half the day and in chronic pain. Left shin pain. Doctors 🥼 like them! Right?! (Acid pain brain 🧠 skull 💀) I was doing this for free. Why no one else trying anything? Even though they have millions? Oh, Bcz they invested in the phony finger clip oxygen detection machine that Amar malek probably created? To kill me? 1:33 am pdt bcz they’re all only killers not saviors?????????? 😱 1:24 am pdt is that why on Wikipedia it says he’s an English major at a different college completely different from what I originally read? Bcz he’s hiding that he know computers 💻 and cellphones 📱??? Did he murder Lauren !? Did he hire hitmen to crash into her to kill her???? 1:36 am pdt
1:37 am pdt did Lauren secretly give my cellphone 📱 to Amar malek? Am I spelling his name right I don’t remember anymore. 1:38 am pdt
1:41 am pdt bcz it’s all gods plans it’s hard to know whether I should be angry 😡 about it or not. Feels bleak. I (left hip bone 🦴 pain 1:42 am pdt) ribs hip bones 🦴 pain! 1:43 am pdt it’s a crime to murder. If Amar malek decided to kill someone who helped him, an art 🖼 and philosophy major what was his reasoning to convince her? And what was his reasoning to kill her after she got my cell phone 📱 willingly from me? Was it greed? But did he fabricate something (1:46 pmpdt pain bone skull 💀 bottom right). He was friendly with the incubus and gym class heroes 🦸♂️? Maybe “Brendan”? Did he realize his plan was flawed, & thought 💭 don’t give Lauren time to catch on that he lied 🤥. Bcz if he told her I was a bad person, why would a poor, bad person give their cellphone 📱 to a classmate she barely knew? Too trusting? (Pain pain pain! Right ribs 1:50 am pdt) I’m dumb so it’s possible I am wrong but I feel as if I’m being punished it’s hurting 🫁 lung flesh sharp 😖😭😫 1:51 am pdt) I was too trusting. Maybe 🤔 in lala land. What is lala land???? If I was smart I wouldn’t give my cellphone 📱 to anyone? I could be wrong. But why would I risk it if I planned to do bad things? Bcz I don’t plan to do bad things? Maybe 🤔 he thought 💭 this afterwards after it was done ✅. 1:55 am pdt so, he had to hide his tracks, by killing her. (Acid brain 🧠 1:56 am pdt) all of this is speculation. 1:57 am pdt incubus is eating my brain with acid I don’t like this. This is serious. I will be completely dead soon if this continues. It might make me fall. 1:58 am pdt
1:58 am pdt Amar malek is dangerous if he’s really smart. Computers 💻 are dangerous. 1:59 am pdt he could knowingly be contributing (acid hot spine 😤🥵😤🥵😤😥😤 2 am pdt hot 🥵 brain 🧠) to s*x human trafficking/prostitution. If he read what I wrote on tumblr and chose not to come forward, it is basically like admitting to it, and mthat’s contingent upon proving he was at UCB and maybe following me back to my hometown. It’s possible if he killed Lauren then he probably killed others he befriended there. 2:03 am pdt
2:23 am pdt I wrote more stuff and it disappeared 👻. Not funny . I wrote serious stuff and felt more acid pain in my brain 🧠. I don’t even do drugs! 2:24 am pdt 2:24 am pdt did Amar malek kill ghost ship 🛳 in Oakland December 2, 2016? Cold 🥶 2:25 am pdt
2:27 am pdt if they’re really good and I’m really bad, then I guess I’m screwed: 2:27 am pdt
2:34 am pdt maybe 🤔 I’m too selfish 😞 I watched too many Disney movies. My paternal grand parents seemed like they maybe were happy to be married to each other. But Idk 🤷🏻♀️. They lived in SoCal mostly. And I lived in the bay. I was separated from everyone by distance. I remember my grandpa 👴 was not happy grandma 👵 died when I was 16 years old. 2:39 am pdt 2:40 am pdt
W2:46 am pdt left shin pain. 2:47 am pdt head hot. I think 💭 incubus is trying to make me crazy now. They don’t need any more ideas (teeth pain 2:48 Pam pdt) they’re rich 🤑 now. So I guess it’s time to get rid of me. 2:49 am pdt maybe I was a little dumb and weird and a little crazy so I looked crazy. So Amar malek probably thought 💭 he had time to see if he could harvest anymore ideas 💡 from me. 2:51 (acid in throat pain 2:51 am pdt) this is what I would have thought 💭 b4 the “god”/incubus thing was revealed to me. 2:52 am pdt how (acid brain 🧠 pain 2:53 am pdt) I don’t know 🤷🏻♀️ what incubus wants from me anymore. I use emojis as markers. 2:54 am pdt
2:58 am pdt how would I know that the idea 💡 was given to me by god? Or if I was given freedom to come up with my own ideas 💡? He did not speak to me and say this is my idea 💡 here use it as if it was your own. I did not have that type of relationship with god. 3 am pdt (acid brain 🧠 pain 3 am pdt)!!! Pain!!! Increased intensity of acid hot. He doesn’t like me disclosing that. I didn’t think 💭 very much. I didn’t put 2+2 together. There are times I forget what I experienced in one situation and then when I’m in a different situation sometimes There is no cross over. Probably was a consequence of hitting my head a lot. 3:03 am pdt I was afraid of getting pregnant 🤰 when I was with Scott and I didn’t think 💭 that god could cancel a pregnancy 🤰. So I took plan b, which was 2 pills 💊/tablets back then, the one I had. 3:05 am pdt if it’s a principle thing, I’m still getting punished. Like for the simple principle stuff. But I guess they are operating on different principles that I guess are higher than my principles that I’m operating on. If they’re better than me then god forgives them for the things that would otherwise be considered wrong. 3:07 am pdt I guess he wants me to acknowledge that. Bcz I had the tendency to not accept responsibility for things that I guess I should. I should not go on dates if I cannot control my desire. I should only (right heel pain 3:09 am pdt) Bcz Scott blamed me for turning him on for messing around. And he’s right. I should not have been on his lap. I should not have been at his house 🏠 without chaperone. I should have went to doctor amen 🙏 . To see if he can help me with addiction. (Brain acid pain 3:11 am pdt) so, that makes me bad. VERY BAD. He’s right. I was WRONG 😑. 3:12 am pdt left shin pain 3:13 am pdt (brain acid pain 3:13 am pdt) and I should have spent 100% of my time on my school 🏫 work. No fun at all with guys. No Nick. No Brendan. So if Amar is friends with them, it’s my fault then that (acid throat pain 3:15 am pdt) Amar malek probably stole stufff from me (acid right arm pain throat again 3:15 am pdt) and I should have not did what I did on any of those occasions I wrote confessions about. I was mean and selfish and bad. Even though that baby 👶, and those kids are probably okay back then when I did stuff, I shouldn’t have ran. I should have faced it all then each time something happened. But I was a coward. Always. With a few exceptions. 3:18 am pdt I guess that makes them better than me. Is that what you want incubus???? Left shin pain 3:19 am pdt (idk if incubus is lying 🤥 or not. What am I going to do. Autocorrect: inn innocent 🏨 3:20 am pdt I guess he’s telling me that it’s all (acid throat pain. Throat feels bumpy 3:21 am pdt) him. Idk 🤷🏻♀️. The room gets smelly here like it got smelly in the apartment. Neighbor upstairs in apartment was weird and noisy. They played loud music 🎶 at 11 pm shook walls. 3:23 3:24 am pdt sometimes I smelled fish in the bathroom 🚽. Sometimes gas fumes from cars. Sometimes when I showered my skin peeled after I smelled something bad. B4 peeling I think it hurt. Trying to remember. Acid right arm pain 3:26 am pdt. Incubus lies to me about marriage and children and makes it believeable. So I don’t know 🤷🏻♀️. Everything is weird Bcz of him. 3:27 am pdt making me feel weird and bad again left hip joint pain 3:27 am pdt 3:28 am pdt
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That's 359 more posts than 2021!
35 posts created (9%)
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#5
Completely insane TotK theory
first off, hi im running on like 6 hours of sleep and two slices of toast so please take everything I'm going to say with like five mouthfuls of salt.
What If Link Just Dies
We know that the logo is an ouroboros, and the broken master sword is included in the logo as well. Nintendo has also said that this sequel will be really dark, comparing it to Majora's mask. Well, what if Zelda and Link journey to face Ganondorf's corpse, wake up Revenge Corpse Ganon, and can't beat the source of the malice plaguing Hyrule? What if the new hair-down Link that we see is a new incarnation or some sort of incarnation saved from the dead?
Since the logo is an ouroboros, it's safe to assume that this new game will have something to do with cycles. And what's a more classic cycle in the Zelda franchise than the cycles of chosen heroes? on top of that, getting our hero out of commission for a bit would be a great way for the newest of demise's battle buddies for our hero to have an even bigger, cooler party at Hyrule with his super dope new Evil Tendril Powers.
anyway im going to go eat, come back, and decide if this is sane or not so enjoy.
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#4
To the probably five people who have the same brain i do:
You do not need to figure it all out.
Life is hard and complicated and there is no one solution.
You are literally not out of school yet.
You cannot live on your own yet legally.
You cannot drive a car on your own or drink.
It is ok if you struggle with making friends and don’t know what you want to do with the rest of your life.
It’s ok if you can’t figure out and pin down every single feeling you have.
It’s ok of you need help healing from things, or arent in a place where you can heal from them completely right now.
Healing takes time, it is painful.
It is good, but you need a support system and if you do not have that it is ok.
All you need to do is your best, whatever that looks like each day.
Add the simple little tasks to your checklists.
Buying that fancy cookie is ok as long as you have the money.
Just keep living and caring for other people, that’s the most you can do right now.
And honestly, that’s the best thing you can do.
6 notes - Posted November 29, 2022
#3
ok ok so i am hype for the new trailer and I'm sure this has gotten pointed out but...
do you see that flying thing??? do you see it????
do you think there is any possibility there are going to be some sort of mutated loft wing or smth????
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#2
me 2019: oh, well I’m ace, so i dont like having sex but i can still love like a normal straight cisgender person!! i can’t wait to get a boyfriend :)
me now: i am a loveless aro(ace) and a lesbian on some level not really sure also I'm full of gender however that gender tends to change anyway l-ve is not required to be human, to be human is to live and enjoy life
8 notes - Posted October 13, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Clancy is a vessel theory
With the update of dmaorg.info and the release of the outside mv, I’ve seen a new theory going around that Clancy is not a person, but rather the name of a vessel that the bishops are using to spread vialism. This makes a lot of sense to me actually, and as far as my casual lore knowledge goes it clears up some stuff! Iirc, in an interview, Tyler stated that Clancy is his way of giving fans a look into the world of Trench and DEMA. We’ve never known much about (the old) Clancy, besides that he resided in DEMA with Keons as his bishop. If Clancy is simply the name of a vessel that the bishops exploit, it would first off, help tie the incorporation of Vessel music, lyrics, references, etc into the music video and Vøldsoy. It would also explain why on dmaorg.info Clancy details his first-hand account of events that we have seen Tyler doing/performing (the Livestream show, the outside, and Saturday mvs) while previously we had received secondhand accounts of Clancy watching Tyler from a cave, possibly the one seen in the video, during the jumpsuit mv. When I read the letters detailing the show and the events of the mvs I was confused as to how Clancy would have recorded these things if Tyler was the one doing them, and why Tyler chose to show himself in the events detailed by Clancy's letters when as far as I was aware the two were separate people. But if Clancy is not one person and is instead a vessel, Tyler becoming Clancy makes his appearing in both the Livestream and the MV(s) much more logical and sensical.
And while Tyler’s role in the MV(s) and Livestream is the most concrete evidence I have, there are also a couple little things I want to bring up. One thing that Tyler started doing during the SAI era is covering/obscuring his face. This seems like an odd detail to bring up, but we've seen one other person who covered their face in lore, the unidentified child from one of the images on dmainfo.org.
[ID= a grayscale image of a child, presumably a young boy. the child has a hand over their face. /end ID] This image's filename is "se__elf" which I assume means that it is a picture of the old Clancy as a child. Tyler only began covering his face in scaled and icy era appearances, and if 'clancy is dead' and Tyler is now the new Clancy, the new vessel that the bishops have chosen to exploit, this would explain the covering of his face. The recent updates to dmaorg.info detail how Clancy was forced to create the Good Day DEMA show, his constant surveillance by the bishops, and how in his words "...they wouldn't let me write anything down. Well, at least not without them present" Surely, if Clancy is now Tyler we would have some evidence or hint at their watching of Tyler, their constant surveillance hinted somehow. And sure enough, there is. This evidence is none other than Trash the dragon. Trash is the dragon that appeared on the cover of SAI and is featured on nearly every single promotional image or merch since then. Tyler has stated in an interview that "trash dragon" is slang for vultures in DEMA. Vultures, symbolically, are practically joined at the hip to the bishops and vialism. During his Christmas Livestream, a tiny trash could be seen on his desk, as if watching what he did during the stream. This very well could be Tyler trying to show the ever-watching eyes of the bishops, their constant surveillance of Tyler. Is this true? I have absolutely zero clue. But if it is it's a fascinating turn in the events of the story and one that I really hope we get to delve into more soon!
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The Cookies of Darkness are so Funny to Me
Like, they really just have a weird dynamic where they all hate each other except maybe some of them don’t sometimes and nobody hates the baby. Here’s the list of characters
Pomegranate Cookie: Literally gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. The worst person you’ve ever met who has also formed a very unhealthy and toxic attachment so you kinda feel bad about that, but then she actively pokes at your trauma and literally sends you into flashbacks. She also is like a priestess who has a mirror that shows you all sorts of bullshit, but IDK if the shit in the mirror is actually true or is just what Pomegranate Cookie wants to see. Either way, troubling.
Poison Mushroom Cookie: The baby who is too cute to for this world but also causes a lot of problems, mostly on accident. They’re kinda being led astray but everyone seems pretty nice to them and don’t really have anything else going on. They want you to try their shrooms and if you say that you like shroomies they’ll probably hug you. You’ll get really fucked up on them, though, so be aware that the hug will cost you. They’re also presumably oblivious to most of the inter-group drama, which is most likely intentional on the part of everyone else.
Red Velvet Cookie: The leader’s son who just kinda…showed up way too late into the narrative but it’s ok because he’s cool. Dogs are the way to his heart and he’s also got like a cake-arm and it’s pretty awesome. He’s got something else going on with a priestess who has a crossbow and their narrative ended without really concluding so there’s gonna be more shit going on with them probably. IDK, he’s a general and is not there most of the time so he’s kinda out of the loop.
Licorice Cookie: A gremlin who is supposed to be a mostly comedic enemy but the game accidentally made him super meta so now it’s the reverse of that ‘character as a boss vs when you get them’ meme. He’s got an inferiority complex but likes to act like he’s super powerful when in reality nobody really takes him seriously. He dropped out of school and is kinda the older brother/babysitter to the baby. Is probably gonna be redeemed by the end of the game’s story because they’ve set him up for that pretty well. Also…he might have a thing for this one princess cake-hound?? IDK it’s comedically hinted at once and then never brought up again.
Dark Choco Cookie: The almost comedically edgy character who I thought was gonna be underwhelming and funny, but then they actually gave him so much trauma that I kinda get why he says shit like ‘everything is futile…’ and ‘Darkness…approaches…’ unironically. He was a prince and then he found a cursed sword and maybe killed his dad, then joined the darkness because he hates himself and now he’s just suffering all the time. He’s an anime character, he’s almost funny to think about sometimes. Almost 100% gonna get a redemption arc unless they decide to fully commit to his ‘oh no the sword is cursed and is gonna overpower me and kill everyone oh no’ thing. He also kinda feels like my first OC sometimes, so that might be part of why I’m fond of him. Also, the wiki says he probably has PTSD and I agree, given…everything going on with him.
And they just…exist in canon as this weird team that lives together and does evil shit because they want to take over the world with their leader, Dark Enchantress Cookie, even though none of them actually know what the fuck is going on besides sometimes Red Velvet and Pomegranate. I want them all to get redemption arcs and to see more bullshit that they do together.
Like…what do they do when they’re not being evil on purpose?? Do they play Scrabble? Do they go to the cookie nightclub?? What do they have in common outside of ‘evil’?? Like, how to they pay for their evil lair? Do they have part-time jobs for when they aren’t being evil? Does Licorice Cookie tutor Poison Mushroom on magic shit and Poison Mushroom just uses it to grow shroomies faster? Do Red Velvet and Dark Choco ever just be edgy and brood together, only to be interrupted by the dogs running up and licking them?? Who let Pomegranate babysit Poison Mushroom, she’s gonna corrupt them and teach them swears. WHY DID RED VELVET ONLY POP IN AFTER LIKE 9 FUCKING CHAPTERS AND GO ‘Hey I’m here now, ok I gotta go have a subplot with a church girl bye’ CAN HE COME BACK IS HE JUST BANISHED? What is gonna happen when they get to the Dark Cacao kingdom??!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN THEY GET TO THE DARK CACAO KINGDOM OH NO
TLDR; The Cookie of Darkness are just so funny as a concept to me and I always want more content of them. I can’t wait to see some of them get redeemed and to personally kick Pomegranate Cookie into space.
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookies of darkness#pomegrante cookie#poison mushroom cookie#red velvet cookie#dark choco cookie#licorice cookie#cookies of darkness spoilers#why are they so funny?#like#they put together the most sitcom-esque team to do evil things and honestly I love it#I hope they all get redeemed#but I also wanna punt Pomegranate Cookie#and then she gets redeemed but also has to fucking make up for her actions#I also lowkey hope that they go all in on the 'the sword is cursed' angle and that they kinda make it a self-fulfilling prophecy#more isolation causes more negative feelings which causes more violent outbursts which causes more isolation#I have a lot of feelings about these evil cookies ok#and most of them are comedic#imagine fucking Red Velvet bringing in Pastry Cookie to meet the rest of the evil motherfuckers and they giver her the fucking shovel talk#meanwhile she's just trying to fucking kill them because 'I MUST END EVIL' and Poison Mushroom is just vibing#god why are they like this
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Who knows Casey better? Her love or her bestie?
Let's find out and learn interesting facts along the way.
(Tobias Challenges Casey as well... scroll down)
I HC this conversation/game taking place shortly after Book 3 ends. Ethan & Casey are engaged and Sienna is well on her way to being the best maid of honor in the history of maids of honor.
How old was I when I had my first kiss?
C: "Seventeen Ethan, really?"
E: "What? There is nothing wrong with that."
S: "We did mean with tongue, right?"
E: "Sienna...."
S: "Well it makes a difference!"
E: "Can we move on!"
How many times have I been heartbroken?
E: "When were you heartbroken twice?"
C: "Ethan, I told you I was heartbroken when Tomas and I broke up. Don't act shocked."
E: "I'm not. I assumed that was your only heartbreak."
S: "Oh, boy...."
E: "I'm lost."
S: "Of course you are."
E: "Someone clue me in."
C&S: (In unison) "YOU!"
E: "But we're engaged for heaven's sake."
C: "We weren't always...."
S: "And you cost me a whole lot of money in ice cream and wine the summer of intern year, buster."
E: "Can we move on!"
How many people have I slept with?
E: "Oh, Jesus...."
S: "You wanted to move on!"
C: "Just guess already!"
(Both write their answers.)
C: "Buzz. Both wrong!"
S: "Eight! You go girl!"
E: (Sits stone-faced.)
C: "Ethan... I had a life before you. An I can guarantee your number will be higher."
E: "I just don't like to think about it."
C: "Do you want me to call the next question?"
E: "I'm almost afraid to."
C: "And Sienna wins round one 3-0!"
S: "You need to up your game, Ramsey."
Favorite food...
E: "OK. This is better."
(Both select their answers.)
S: "A bagel!!! Not my cookies!"
C: "They are a very close second!"
S: "I'm highly insulted. I feel like this goes against dolphin code."
Favorite Musical...
S: "HOW can it not be Hamilton!! You're OBSESSED with Hamilton!"
C: "I am! But In The Heights was absolutely groundbreaking and I love the production."
S: "This is BS."
E: "You need to up your game, Trinh."
(Sienna gives him the evil eye.)
S: "I'm still don't believe it."
C: "Hamilton is a very close second."
E: "Just like you will be, at the end of this game."
Favorite Holiday...
S: "OK. No, this is bull! You LOVE Christmas."
C: "I do! But
C&E: (In unison) "...Thanksgiving ushers in the Christmas season."
S: "I should have known."
E: "But you didn't. That's what is important."
C: "So in this round, Ethan is 3-3 and the big winner."
(Gives him a kiss.)
S: "Sure. I didn't get a kiss."
C: "I'll give you one if you win the gold, Si."
E: "Which you will not."
E: "Jesse Williams! Jesse Williams! You pick Jesse Williams over Henry Cavill!"
C: "Hell, yeah."
S: "Have you never watched Grey's Anatomy with her? It's obscene!"
E: "The last movie we saw with Cavill I nearly had to get you a drool bib."
C: "Do you want me to have two celebrity passes then."
E: "NO! The fact that Williams looks like Carrick isn't making me all jazzed either!"
C: (Picks up photo.) "You think? I don't see it."
E: "How, how can you not see it?"
S: "That's irrelevant. What is important is I WON!"
C: "Sienna's right, she gets the gold."
S: "And that means," (she offers up her cheek), "I get the celebratory kiss!"
C: (Places kiss on her cheek.) "Mmmwwaah!"
S: "Ethan?"
E: "Yes."
S: "You better up your game!"
T: "Oh, this is going to be fun."
C: "Sure is. I'm going to kick your ass."
T: "Oh really, young miss. I live for competition, and I know this bone head pretty well."
C: "Not as well as me!"
T: "Oh, yeah. Let's see!"
How old was I when I had my first kiss?
C: "19."
T: "19? Way to insult your betrothed, Casey."
C: "It's not an insult. I call 19."
T: "Well, I say 15."
(Long silence.)
C: "Well, Ethan, what is it?"
T: (Putting head in hands.) "Oh, Jesus Christ, you're going to say 22 or something aren't you. Please don't tell me I helped you get your first kiss in med school?"
E: "Casey's right. I was 19, OK?"
C: "Yes!"
T: "This is something you think is worthy of applause."
C: "No, but beating you is!!!"
T: "How were you 19?"
E: "I was an awkward teen."
T: "You're an awkward adult. I'm disappointed."
E: "Shut up."
How many times was I heartbroken?
E: "Neither is right, but Casey is closest."
T: "Just once?"
C: "Just the chick you both had it bad for at Hopkins?"
E: "Pfft. That wasn't heartbreak."
T: "I was around, you were heartbroken."
E: "My ego was wounded. I thought it was heartbreak, but when I really found out what heartbreak was, I knew I was wrong."
T: "So, who was your heartbreak?"
E: "Casey." (He says sadly.)
T: "Casey? You're engaged? You're together."
E: "Yeah, but there was a time we couldn't be, and nearly killed me."
C: "Awww." (Runs over and gives him a hug.)
T: "OK, OK! If you two start this kissy-face crap, I'm leaving and calling a win by default."
C: "Hard to do when I'm 2 for 2, Carrick!"
T: "It's just started, kid!"
How many people have I slept with?
T: "Heh, heh, heh!"
E: "Oh, Jesus."
C: "I don't know that we've ever discussed this."
E: "Well, sadly I know yours now."
T: (Brows raise.) "Really, what is it?"
C: "Eight."
T: "Not bad. Not bad at all, for your age that is."
C: "Do I want to know yours?"
T: "Noooo."
E: "Would you just guess mine already so I can get this embarrassment over with?"
(Looks at answers.)
E: "Casey for the win."
C: "YES!!!!!"
T: "Wait. How many was it?"
E: "Nine."
T: "Jesus, Ethan! I should have hooked you up more at Hopkins!"
C: "But you didn't!" (Teasingly.)
T: "Are you disappointed?"
C: "No. I'm quite satisfied. Because I won again!"
Favorite food...
C: "STEAK! Medium well."
T: (Laughs) "Lobster rolls. From Joe's seafood shack. On the way to Baltimore."
E: "Tobias nailed it."
C: "Wait, I've never seen you eat a lobster roll!"
E: "Because I only eat them at Joes!"
C: "Next question."
Favorite Opera...
C: "Mozart...Don Giovanni."
T: "La Boheme."
E: "Casey is right."
T: "What? Isn't everyone's favorite opera La Boheme?"
E: "It's a great opera, but it's only the favorite for people like you who have only been exposed to opera through things like Moonstruck and Rent."
C: "Heathen."
E: "That's right, baby." (Kisses her forehead.)
C: "Besides. Don Giovanni is about an incorrigible playboy that blazes a path of his own destruction straight to hell. La Boheme is about love. Which is Ethan going to be more intrigued by?"
E: "HEY!"
C: "Just saying, until me, you weren't a great romantic."
E: "Hmm. Of course, Tobias here probably doesn't know about Don Giovanni because it would read too much like an autobiography."
T: "I'm hurt, pal. I'm hurt."
Favorite thing to do...
C: "Cook."
T: "Read. Probably medical journals. Life of the party over there."
E: "Both wrong. "
C: "So what is your favorite thing to do?"
E: "You."
C: (Turns bright red.)
T: "NICE! I have a new found respect for you, Ramsey!"
C: "Just pick who won based on ours please."
T: "It's OK, Casey. No need to be embarrassed. I already assumed he liked to do you."
C: "You're an ass T. You're both asses."
T: "But you love us."
E: "All the same, cooking is above reading. So, once again, Casey wins."
C: "Hmm. At least you had lobster rolls, Carrick."
C: "Kate Upton. Easy."
T: "Nope. Shakira."
E: "It's Kate Upton."
T: "We were both INSANE about Shakira in Hopkins."
E: "Yes, and that was a decade ago."
C: "Wait, you had the same damn celebrity crush too."
T: "Sure did. And we had a bet about who could ... you know ... if we met her."
C: "Oh. Yes, because Shakira was looking for two dorks from Hopkins. Handsome dorks, I'll give you that, but dorks nevertheless."
T: "Hey, I came close."
E: "No you didn't."
C: "I sense a story."
E: "She was playing at a nearby venue and we bet that one of us would be able to seduce her."
C: "How pray tell?"
T: "My sexy dance moves from the front row, of course."
E: "These eyes, Case. These eyes."
C: "I wish I could have been there. With popcorn."
T: "Yeah we didn't succeed."
C: "I figured as much."
E: "Embarrassing stories aside, Casey wins!"
T: "I demand a recount."
C: "It wasn't even close."
T: "Doesn't seem to stop them in elections anymore, so hey. You can't blame a guy for trying."
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Batfam Headcanon
I know we all like to imagine Damian Wayne as Bisexual (For DamiJon or DamiColin or anyone else) But, imagine this
Dami's actually Pansexual
When he first comes to the manor Bruce relies on Dick to help him train Damian in not only unlearning his assassin ways but also just teaching him respect in general
Dick ends up teaching Damian that he shouldn't judge a book by it's cover and to always try to look inside everyone and not be so quick to judge based on outer appearances
And so that leads to him trying his hardest not to judge people on how they look and leads him to learning that he really doesn't give a shit about someones gender or what they identify as
so he's ok with having friends all over the gender/sexuality spectrum and his significant others all range from any gender because he couldn't give a shit
He only wants a few things in his significant other
He wants Trust, respect, kindness, loyalty, Love, somebody to adore all his pets as much as he adores them (That's a given no matter what tho), and someone to have stupid lightsaber sword fights with at random moments (Including at Bruce's fancy gala's)
Dami just comes home at random times with a new S.O. or a new friend and Bruce just acts so chill about it like "Oh who's this new friend?" And Damian goes on to tell Bruce about what they identify as and what their sexuality is and even though Bruce is a little old he tries his best to keep up with all the new gender terms Damian says and tries his hardest to use correct pronouns with anyone he's talking to. Bruce even takes time out of his day to search up all the terms, Genders, LGBT+, and sometimes goes to Dick Grayson for further explanation if he doesn't get something. (He couldn't understand the difference between Bisexual and Pansexual at first this wholesome man)
All of the Batfam will immediately attack anyone who makes fun of Damian's sexual orientation and will make everyone think twice about calling him a faggot or some stupid derogatory term like that. Once at school, Duke punched a kid so hard his nose broke because he heard that kid make fun of Damian and his S.O. (Bruce didn't ground him he just laughed and took him and Dami out for ice cream). Cass almost stopped some homophobic jerks heart and Bruce was just standing in the corner letting it all happen. (He stopped her before she could kill him) And Jason shot one of Two-faces Henchmen because he was being an Asshole to Robin and Two-face was ok with it.
Nightwing accidentally let it slip that Robin like all genders and all the Super villains were super respectful about it (They may be evil but they're not complete assholes) Penguin and Riddler even asked what Robin identified as and Robin didn't stop smiling for the entire night. All the villains regularly ask Batman and Nightwing for updates on Baby Robin and are always so happy to hear he's with someone. Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn talk to Robin about becoming comfortable with who you are and being comfortable with walking out with your S.O out in public just as they're being loaded in the back of a police van.
And even though they fight a lot, when Tim first found out Damian was Pan he sat with him on a rooftop eating Alfred's cookies talking about how hard it is to love yourself sometimes especially in this day and age (Damian cried after Tim left but, he would never let him know that) Tim hugged him and promised that he would always love him no matter who he likes or what he identifies as. Dami won't ever say it but, he cares about what Tim thinks.
Anyways that's just my headcanon but, feel free to add if you want
#damian wayne#Damijon#DamiColin#Bruce wayne#Dick Grayson#my headcanons#I love my little Demon baby#Bruce is a good dad#He's trying his best to learn for Damian#Bruce imediatley attacks anyone who makes fun of his Demon spawn#batfam#Robin#Nightwing#Batman#PansexualPride#Jason Todd#Cassandra Cain#duke thomas#tim drake#Red hood#Red Robin#The signal#black bat#Orphan#Headcanon
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Super CookieBots
(Screenshots from Royal Mike!)
Field Trip
Aloe Cookie: Try pressing that button. You can make the robot’s arms move with it!
Apple Cookie: That’s SO COOL!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Is it though…? I can make something cooler!
Chestnut Cookie: Wow! You can make things like that?
Bell Pepper Cookie: This’ll probably fly over your heads, but I can tell you everything! When I invented my PepperBot, I looked at-
Pudding Cookie: LOOK! *Giggle giggle* Robot toys!
Bell Pepper Cookie: And using that as reference, I was able to complete my Pepper- Hey… Where’d everyone go?
Aloe Cookie: And that concludes the laboratory tour. I hope all of you had fun!
Apple Cookie: This was the best field trip ever!
Chestnut Cookie: It’s really awesome to meet such a famous Cookie scientist!
Bell Pepper Cookie: *Tsk* I can make cooler robots...
Ion Cookie Robot: Cafeteria = that way. Engaging Goodbye Protocol. Goodbye, Cookies.
Pudding Cookie: Bye bye, Ion Cookie Robot! Thank you!
Firecracker Cookie: Lunchtime Jellytime! WAHOO!
Pancake Cookie: Psst! Hey! I saw a sign that said “Do Not Enter.” Wanna go check it out?
Chestnut Cookie: But… Ion Cookie Robot said it was dangerous to wander around on our own...
Pancake Cookie: C’mon! It’ll be fun! We might find a secret lab!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Something bad might happen if you wander around like that! Laboratories like this can have lots of nasty and dangerous things...
Bell Pepper Cookie: But I know a lot about robots, so with me around-
Firecracker Cookie: Can we eat first? I’m STARVING.
Apple Cookie: Yeah, let’s eat! Erm… Where’s Bell Pepper Cookie?
Bell Pepper Cookie: “Aloe Cookie is so awesome.” “Aloe Cookie is so cool.” Psh… I’ll show them!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Yeah, Ion Cookie Robot is pretty cool and well-made… But I can make an even cooler robot!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Maybe everyone will think I’m cool too if I tell them I explored the lab all by myself!
Bell Pepper Cookie: And I’ll show them that my robots are cooler than Aloe Cookie’s!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Here it is! “Do Not Enter.” I think the coast is clear…! No turning back now!
Bell Pepper Cookie: It’s so dark here… How deep down am I?
Bell Pepper Cookie: What’s that…? It sounds like… a voice! Aloe Cookie!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Oooh! There’s really a secret lab! And I found it!
Bell Pepper Cookie: It’s… a robot? What sort of robot is that?
Aloe Cookie: It will all be over soon… I promise.
Bell Pepper Cookie: Huh? What’s she talking about? What’ll be “over”?
Aloe Cookie: You will be able to do everything you’ve ever wanted… The world will be yours.
Aloe Cookie: For you, I am willing to change everything into metal…
Bell Pepper Cookie: !!!
Bell Pepper Cookie: No way…! Does Aloe Cookie want to make all Cookies into robots?!
Bell Pepper Cookie: I can’t let her get away this*... I have to stop her! (Everyone’ll think I’m cool if I do!)
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Infiltration
Bell Pepper Cookie: I finally made it!
Bell Pepper Cookie: The scans didn’t show any signs of surveillance cameras… But I’m not walking through the front door!
Bell Pepper Cookie: This calls for some sneaky stealth! After all, sneak attacks are super effective!
Bell Pepper Cookie: That’s a super huge wall though...
Bell Pepper Cookie: PepperBot! I need your help! Can you give me a lift?
Bell Pepper Cookie: It’s working! We’re getting up there. Just a bit more, PepperBot!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Uh-oh...! The power’s failing?! Hang in there, PepperBot!
Bell Pepper Cookie: PHEW! We made it over the wall!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Excellent work, PepperBot!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Next up: the secret lab! Time to show Aloe Cookie and that robot who’s boss!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Wait, is that… YIKES! It’s Ion Cookie Robot!
Ion Cookie Robot: Intruder alert. Intruder alert!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Looks like I’ll have to get through Ion Cookie Robot first!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Let’s do this! I’m not afraid of you!
Showdown: Ion Cookie Robot
Ion Cookie Robot: Engaging security protocol… Pausing at 27%. Intruder = familiar Cookie.
Ion Cookie Robot: Hello, Cookie friend.
Bell Pepper Cookie: Oh, erm… Good to see you again! Wait, I meant… This isn’t the time for hello’s!
Bell Pepper Cookie: I’d better make a run for it while Ion Cookie Robot is distracted…!
Ion Cookie Robot: Underground levels = off-limits. Stay here. Entertaining.
Bell Pepper Cookie: Ooof! Get outta the way! I have an important mission! EEP! Are you trying to surround me?
Bell Pepper Cookie: Go away! Stay back!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Let go of me! Let… me… go…!
Ion Cookie Robot: Cookies like robots. Play with robots. Many toys.
Bell Pepper Cookie: I saw those already! Put me down!
Bell Pepper Cookie: GAH! PepperBot! Activate defender mode!
Ion Cookie Robot: Scanning… Mechanism has increased in mass by 300%.
Bell Pepper Cookie: HA! This is just the beginning! Let’s go, PepperBot!
Ion Cookie Robot: ...Rerouting power for security initiative.
Ion Cookie Robot: Transformation complete. All systems: optimal.
Bell Pepper Cookie: OK, so that happened… We better run away! AND FAST!
Ion Cookie Robot: Cookie running. Robot in pursuit.
Bell Pepper Cookie: Nononono! Go away!
Ion Cookie Robot: Robot must obey protocol. Do not enter. Restricted area.
Bell Pepper Cookie: Listen to me! Aloe Cookie programmed you this way, right? But she can’t be trusted!
Ion Cookie Robot: Aloe Cookie = The Inventor. Creator and ally of Ion Cookie Robot.
Bell Pepper Cookie: You aren’t seeing the whole picture! She’s planning something big and evil down there!
Bell Pepper Cookie: GAH!? P3P-P0! HEEELP!
Ion Cookie Robot: New entity detected. Scanning… New robot friend!
Bell Pepper Cookie: A perfect distraction! Time to head over to the secret lab!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Finally… it’s time to face Aloe Cookie and- What’s that…?
Cyborg Cookie: Who’re you?! Ya lost, kiddo? It’s not safe to wander around alone.
Bell Pepper Cookie: Aloe Cookie’s evil robot?! Am I too late? Has her plan already started?
Showdown: Cyborg Cookie
Cyborg Cookie: Whoa, wait a sec… Did you just call me “evil robot”? Nuh-uh! I am… Cyborg Cookie!
Bell Pepper Cookie: A Cookie! PSSH! Stop lying! You can’t fool me. You’re a robot!
Cyborg Cookie: Well, yeah, when you put it that way… I mean, I’m neither a robot or a Cookie at this point so...
Bell Pepper Cookie: That facial expression looks… real! Does Aloe Cookie have the technology to make robots look sad? I wonder if… NO! I can’t feel sorry for an evil robot!
Cyborg Cookie: Sorry, kiddo, but whatever you’re thinking , it’s not it. I am going to have to ask you to leave. Now!
Bell Pepper Cookie: OK… That’s one fast evil robot! PepperBot, got anything that can help?
Bell Pepper Cookie: Just what sort of repulsor technology is that? How are you SO FAST?!
Cyborg Cookie: Hey, quit running around! You’re making a mess of the lab! I promised not to make a mess here again!
Cyborg Cookie: And besides! Isn’t it past your bedtime?! SCRAM!
Bell Pepper Cookie: I’m going to stop you and save the world! OK, PepperBot…! NOW!
Cyborg Cookie: Gotcha! Hold still ya little-
Cyborg Cookie: Uh-oh...
Cyborg Cookie: Oh, that’s not good! Your robot’s hand…?!
Bell Pepper Cookie: HEY! You’ll pay for that!
Cyborg Cookie: Yeah, yeah, OK! I’m sorry, all right? Let me try fitting it back in the socket! It’s… not… working!
Cyborg Cookie: We gotta fix this and quick!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Hey! Where are you taking that?! Bring it back!
Cyborg Cookie: Stay there, kiddo! Your robot will be fixed in a jiffy!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Where are you going?! OH! The secret lab is that way. Time to follow!
Cyborg Cookie: ALOE COOKIE! Quick! I need your help!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Give me back my robot’s hand!
Aloe Cookie: I’ve been waiting for you… Bell Pepper Cookie.
Bell Pepper Cookie: How’d you know I was here? !!! Surveillance cameras?!
Bell Pepper Cookie: You were… spying on me?!
Bell Pepper Cookie: OK, so what now? Are you gonna defeat me and then take over the world? I don’t think so!
Aloe Cookie: First things first, I think we need to repair this robot first. Shall we talk in-depth a bit later?
Aloe Cookie: Cyborg Cookie. Can you bring that robot over to my workshop?
Cyborg Cookie: No problem!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Give me back my robot! What’re you doing?!
Cyborg Cookie: Don’t worry! Aloe Cookie’s the best Cookie there is for any repair job! Trust me.
Cyborg Cookie: Aloe Cookie’s such a genius that she can even turn Cookies into robots! HAHA!
Bell Pepper Cookie: I knew it! I KNEW IT! You… you’re… you’re evil!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Get away from my PepperBot!
Bell Pepper Cookie vs. Aloe Cookie
Bell Pepper Cookie: Wait, you’re really just… making repairs? No dismantling? No malware?
Aloe Cookie: Looks like the swivel joint right here was disconnected.
Aloe Cookie: With some welding and minor rewiring, it’ll be good as new. How does that sound?
Bell Pepper Cookie: I erm… OK, I’ll admit that I couldn’t come up with a better idea for that part. But how’d you know that by just looking?
Aloe Cookie: Upon closer inspection, the chassis is fascinating. Did you fabricate this yourself?
Bell Pepper Cookie: Yes! I’m the best at robots!
Aloe Cookie: I see! I observed that you seemed the most knowledgeable of all the Cookies of the field trip.
Aloe Cookie: I should have told you about the cameras from the start… But I was admiring how you managed to get the upper hand against Ion Cookie Robot.
Aloe Cookie: It is always a pleasure to meet a fellow scientist.
Bell Pepper Cookie: Me…? DId you just call me a fellow scientist?
Aloe Cookie: There. This should do the trick.
Bell Pepper Cookie: PepperBot’s hand is fixed perfectly! So like… you’re not taking me prisoner or anything?
Bell Pepper Cookie: (Maybe Aloe Cookie’s not an evil genius?)
Cyborg Cookie: Uh… speaking of which, Aloe Cookie. The lab upstairs is a bit… messy.
Cyborg Cookie: I tried to deal with our guest here quietly but...
Bell Pepper Cookie: Deal with me? I knew it!
Bell Pepper Cookie: You really are evildoers! Aloe Cookie! I know your secret!
Aloe Cookie: Pardon? My secret?
Bell Pepper Cookie: You’re going to force Cookie’s to become robots!
Cyborg Cookie: That’s… Probably all my fault.
Aloe Cookie: No! Cyborg Cookie, it really isn’t your fault at all.
Aloe Cookie: Bell Pepper Cookie, if I may… What made you think that?
Bell Pepper Cookie: I heard you in the lab! You said you’d do anything for Cyborg Cookie!
Aloe Cookie: That’s...
Cyborg Cookie: Aloe Cookie just wanted to help me, OK?
Bell Pepper Cookie: Wait so… Cyborg Cookie is the one that’s evil?
Cyborg Cookie: What? NO! I meant- ARGH!
Aloe Cookie: *Hearty laugh* Allow me to explain.
Aloe Cookie: Those words you heard? They were words of joy for finally completing Cyborg Cookie’s repairs.
Aloe Cookie: I never wanted Cyborg Cookie to doubt either the past or what it means to be a Cookie.
Bell Pepper Cookie: Wait, but real robots can’t think! Why would Cyborg Cookie think of stuff like that?
Aloe Cookie: There was an accident… To live, Cyborg Cookie needed a new body of metal and restored memory chips.
Aloe Cookie: The reason why I am researching robotics was born from the desire to save my friend to save Cyborg Cookie.
Bell Pepper Cookie: I… I read somewhere that you didn’t start as a robotics engineer…!
Bell Pepper Cookie: So… you switched to robotics, just like that? With like, no regrets?
Aloe Cookie: Switching fields was not on a mere whim. There is nothing more important than the friends we have.
Bell Pepper Cookie: ...But making the best robots ever, that’s more important than a few friends thought!
Aloe Cookie: The fuel for science should be your love for the Cookies around you and the world we live in. Without love, anyone can be led astray.
Aloe Cookie: Inventing new tech was a difficult challenge… But I didn’t give up. I kept my friend in mind.
Bell Pepper Cookie: I… I think I understand now. I’m sorry I said robots were more important than friends. And Cyborg Cookie, I’m sorry I called you evil.
Cyborg Cookie: You know… You’re not so bad kiddo. Don’t let this get you down.
Aloe Cookie: If there are still webs of doubt clinging onto your mind, you are free to explore the lab in its entirety.
Aloe Cookie: Actually, shall I give you a tour of this section first? This laboratory is specifically tailored for Cyborg Cookie.
Bell Pepper Cookie: I do! I want to see everything!
Friends
Aloe Cookie: The sun has set already? My my, how time sure does fly… Bell Pepper Cookie, perhaps you should return home.
Bell Pepper Cookie: Already? But there’s still so much to see!
Aloe Cookie: *Smile* As it is getting late, we shall escort you home.
Aloe Cookie: You are welcome to visit the laboratory once again. In fact… You are also welcome to come and use it for your own research.
Bell Pepper Cookie: It’s OK! I have my own lab! ...Can-can I really come back?
Aloe Cookie: Of course! You may bring your friends as well.
Bell Pepper Cookie: Nah! It’s fine… They don’t really understand this stuff… They don’t really understand… me.
Cyborg Cookie: Chin up, future scientist. Give ‘em a chance. Be open and honest with your friends!
Ion Cookie Robot: Cookie = leaving. Robot friend = leaving too.
Aloe Cookie: Well now, look at you! Made a new friend today, Ion Cookie Robot?
Cyborg Cookie: Don’t be sad. They’ll be back!
Bell Pepper Cookie: They look so happy. I wonder if I can be that happy one day…?
Bell Pepper Cookie: Should I talk to them? No… Maybe… URGH! I don’t know!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Even if I tell them what happened, they won’t understand!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Maybe Cyborg Cookie’s right… Erm… Hey! Hello!
Apple Cookie: Hi Bell Pepper Cookie!
Bell Pepper Cookie: I’ve got an awesome story to share! You won’t believe where I’ve been!
Pancake Cookie: OOOH! Where? Tell us! Tell us!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Last night, I went to Aloe Cookie’s lab all by myself!
Pudding Cookie: Oooh! What happened?
Bell Pepper Cookie: I saw Aloe Cookie’s secret lab! And I fought some robots too!
Bell Pepper Cookie: And Aloe Cookie called me a fellow scientist!
Pancake Cookie: But why’d you go alone? I wanted to see the secret lab too!
Bell Pepper Cookie: I… I thought Aloe Cookie was an evil genius who wanted to take over the world… And if I defeated her, maybe you would think I was cool and we could be friends...
Chestnut Cookie: Aloe Cookie is like… a real adult. And she called you a scientist? THAT’S SO COOL!
Bell Pepper Cookie: (Everyone is… having fun? Is this… Are we having fun, together? I’m actually talking to other Cookies right now!)
Apple Cookie: Tell us more, Bell Pepper Cookie! This is so much fun!
Apple Cookie: We thought you didn’t like playing with us… It was hard to ask you!
Bell Pepper Cookie: No, it’s not like that! I… I only cared about robots and thought you didn’t like robots so I was always thinking that you didn’t care-
Chestnut Cookie: But hearing about robots from you is so awesome!
Pudding Cookie: yeah! Did you get to play with the robot toys? It would’ve been so much fun all together!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Oh, I have some robots at home… I have a lab in the attic. Do… do you want to see the robots I made…?
Bell Pepper Cookie: Oh, but it’s like… you don’t HAVE to come if you don’t want to… It’s OK…
Pudding Cookie: LET’S GO!
Chestnut Cookie: That sounds awesome!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Really?
Pancake Cookie: I can’t wait!
Firecracker Cookie: Everyone grab a rocket! Let’s fly to Bell Pepper Cookie’s house!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Oh! We can all fly on PepperBot! Activate flight mode!
Apple Cookie: !!! Bell Pepper Cookie’s bag is a robot! THAT’S SO COOL!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Hop on, everyone!
Bell Pepper Cookie: Everyone strapped in? PepperBot! Take us home!
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