So my best friend André has this weird tendency of just.. VANISHING during parties. It was a bit of a matra in our squad... where the fuck is André?!!! This usually wasn't a huge issue until we all went to this alternative themed party pre-COVID.

Usually, when we lose him, it's pretty easy to find him because he's the most lovable person ever and is just in the middle of a crowd. Either hugging everyone or dancing. But during this alt party, we just.. could not fucking find him. He was gone for hours. Until we did. And guess where tf he was.

A couple of actual skinheads had found him, LOVED HIM, and decided to buy him expensive rounds of whiskey shots. We found him because one of these skinheads was yelling about how André was the best guy ever. Somehow, he was so lovable, that a gang of real skinheads had decided to spend good sums of money on expensive alcohol for him.

Needless to say that after that, we always made sure to keep a very close eye on André.