Another Midas x Montague based on this image I saw bc I thought of them

The closed captions for the dub on Netflix describes Light as “huffing” when he’s cornered:

Ain’t that just the cutest damn thing?

one thing i didn’t expect was that my voice changing on t would mean i’d essentially forget how to speak in a comfortable register

Speaking of which… how many unanswered asks do you have

so so so so many

Older woman calls me a pet name: 🥰😊💚🩷🌸✨

Someone online calls me a pet name: 🥰😊💚🩷🌸✨

Older man calls me a pet name: ❌🤬🙅🏻⚰️🔪🪓🧨

One thing that I was not able to add into this beast of a fic was any Higgins & Jamie bonding and I am honestly so sad about it. Jamie literally can not have enough good replacement dads in his life

I MISSED SPENCER AND PENELOPE WORKING TOGETHER

Emily: well leave you to it

Spencer: let’s start with E

Pen: are you flirting with me?

Spence: 🤨

Pen: cause E happens to be my favourite vowel

Me: I don’t even wanna try driving to work tomorrow

Sis: take a snow day (but like. for reals. don’t go. it’s dangerous)

Me: do you think mom- nah, can you call them and tell them I’m not coming? 🥺

Sis: mom’ll do it. (it’s me, I’m mom)

Me: the ONLY MOM I’VE EVER HAD 😭

Sis: stop it, i just finished crying over the princess and the frog, I’ve got no more tears left

Me: 🥺❤️ lob u

Sis: ❤️

Anyway, free Palestine from z*onists, liberals and slothful hearts.

Told my boss that NO I cannot take over customer phone calls because my anxiety will literally not be able to take it. And I’m being SO brave about it,

I think Aziraphale and Crowley should be put in charge of this time finding the reincarnation of Jesus and nudging him to the right path to complete his mission on Earth, because maybe that’s the only oportunity they’ve got to once and for all stop all attempts of Heaven and Hell destroying the world.

Except that Jesus’ reincarnation happens to be a she, not a he.

Jessie would be a struggling college student who found a part time job at Nina’s coffee shop, lip and ears pierced, a couple of tattoos, a bit moody, androgynous haircut, with a bunch of daddy and mommy issues ever since she found out she was adopted. Oh, yes, and she also happens to be an atheist LMAO.

Like, just imagine Aziraphale’s face when he finds out that of all people on Earth, the one that’s the reincarnation of Jesus himself happens to be an atheist? He would collapse right then and there. Meanwhile Crowley simply grins approvingly in a “fuck the system” way.

just started watching disventure camp today (finally) and I’m already on ep 6. I have (out loud) made the “you a baby quit cussing” joke like. Every single episode at least once. I have SO MUCH to talk about..

more in tags..like spoilers and stuff..

my mom keeps telling me i should call a place i applied to a job at online to ask if i can have an interview or something and im like you are such a boomer. who does that. but fine i will. but do you guys think itll work like at all. i know it cant hurt cause if they dont hire me they were probably already not going to hire me but aughh. mostly i think it wont work because at my old job i was the one answering all phone calls so i know if someone called me and asked that i would just be like ‘yeah idk man uh we’ll email you if we need you im a minimum wage part time employee what the hell do i know about that’. so..

ok.

Do you ever think how awkward and apologetic Taylor (and Karlie) must be sometimes when people get a bit out of control with the "shipping" with some of their friends, whether close or acquaintances?

yeah what a weird subject to broach especially with new friends like oh by the way i don’t want to alarm you as we walk out this door but you’re about to have about 27 strangers dedicate themselves to proving that you’re hooking up with me. hope you find that amusing. okay let’s head out thanks for dinner!!

get adhd medication refilled challenge (impossible)