I used Malec as hand practice again lol

it's not even mermay yet and here i am getting hit by the mer vibes smh ᵃᵉʳʸⁿ ⁽ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ʰᵃᶦʳ⁾ ᵇᵉˡᵒⁿᵍˢ ᵗᵒ @acystreia !

i've been a fool but strawberries and cigarettes always taste like you

Seeing the Barnaby and Wally post really makes me wanna draw Wally X Barnaby Real World au art (Would you mind if I did?)

Go for it, I'd love to see it!!

Tbh I hate to be the downer, again the inn is super cute and I'm all for this kinda of retirement but I think the ending for Ed and Stede is a bandaid for a major injury for a few reasons:

We don't really see Stede and Ed's convo about the Inn or Stede's genuine thoughts on him retiring. Like Ed obviously wants to retire but does Stede? Yeah he's happy to be by Ed's side but does he truly want to stop something he's clearly wanted to do and was enjoying

Ed still hasn't truly figured things out for himself and I kinda feel like a lot of his self worth is still coming from just Stede. And in general they're so absorbed in each other and while they have addressed that, them basically leaving everyone else for this can easily make it where they backslide into that

Also I still kinda see the inn for them is going to be what the antique shop was for Anne and Mary

Izzy literally emphasizes how the Crew of the Revenge is their family and...they both basically leave them right when all this potentially dangerous crap potentially going to happen with the Golden Age of Piracy dying out

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Wheel of Time (TV), Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Moiraine Damodred/Siuan Sanche Characters: Siuan Sanche, Moiraine Damodred Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Vampire, witch!Moiraine, vampire!Siuan, werewolf!Lan, witch!Egwene, witch!Elayne, but mostly mentioned, Strap-Ons, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, Vaginal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Shameless Smut, Halloween Smut, Halloween, I've been hiperfixating in this au for too long, Sex Magic, Semi-Public Sex, Porn with Feelings, Porn With Plot Summary:

The sky was darker than usual. The new moon made the night gloomier and the stars seemed to lack their usual brightness due to its absence, which was strange that close to midnight. Maybe it was due to the cold autumn wind that had risen in the Mountains of Mist and brought some clouds with it, maybe due to the light cast by the streetlights, lamps and cars’ headlights, maybe because the tall buildings wouldn’t let anyone see anything beyond them no matter how much they tried. And if Tar Valon was famous for something, it was its glorious buildings and the insane amount of people that lived there, making it one of the most crowded places in the world.

Or: Siuan's a vampire, Moiraine's a witch, they have spicy sex.

The life of crime comes with its risks... What's that? You were expecting something scary for Halloween? Too bad, have some angst instead. Also, I apologize for the excessive Spider/Bug. They have a death grip on my heart.

i screamed.

Just listened back to a drunk voice note I sent Kofi on Saturday and holy shit you guys nobody told me how bad I lisp when I'm drunk

Literally most of the time the remnants of my childhood lisp are like. a slight softness/buzz on sibilant sounds. In this message it's a full on eth. "That thoundth nithe." there's even like. emphasis on the eth. I sound like a cartoon character. Don't get me wrong it's adorable. wild though. I literally didn't even notice when I was recording it that I was stumbling on the sibilances.

All I can thay is I'm thoooooo lucky that I'm the twin they gave a name containing an eth, not the twin they gave a name beginning with S. "Ruth" is a blessing to a child with a pronounced lisp. "Lisp", by the way, is not.

Thoughts on childe in the new archon quest 👀

HHNGNGAUUGHHGHAHHHAAUUUGHHHHHHHHHH QUEST SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

AGUGHUGHHGH HE'S SO CUTEEEEE I WANNA SQUISH HIS CHEEKS SO BADDDDDDDD

man i didn't realize how much i've missed him. even without my bias Childe's such a fun character and has room for so many cool interactions. i wasn't surprised at all when he got arrested that seems like a very Childe thing to do, also the fact that he was going to ACCEPT THE CHARGES IN ORDER TO DUEL CLORINDE HE'S SO FUNNY. i've been using the korean dub lately and all the VAs did a phenomenal job too, Childe getting dragged off to literal prison is the most hysterical thing EVER

also ok, hear me out. i know Childe attributed his mood swings and the loss of control over his Vision to his connection to the Abyss, but honestly my mind immediately went to the Sinthe potion, since one of the side effects is losing control of emotions which might be tied to his Vision. not sure which one it'll end up being but either way it'll be interesting!!

i have one complaint about the Archon Quest tho and that comes with Childe's fight scene

we were so close. SO CLOSE. TO A FOUL LEGACY TRANSFORMATION. WE WERE SO CLOSE TO SEEING MOTH AGAIN AND THEN NEUVILLETTE JUST HAD TO STEP IN AND BETRAY ME. HE JUST HAD TO RESTORE ORDER DIDN'T HE!!!! I'VE BEEN DENIED MOTH YET AGAIN AND ONE IS SO FUCKING MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS HIM SO MUCH GODDAMMIT AND WE WERE SO CLOSE BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nothing against Neuvillette obviously, i know he lowkey had to knock Childe out but MAN i have been moth-deprived for so long and i am In Agony

and yes the Archon Quest made me come up with a bunch of brainrot for Childe and Foul Legacy what about it

Carry

230424 lhk weibo update 🎹

Bingo Part II ft. Muyang! :D

are you eden's type ? || no longer accepting

─「エデン」─  AUREATE HUES stared at the bingo sheet in her gloved hands, slightly distracted from its content by the fact that she was standing before the commander of comet orbit fleet and blinked quietly. " before i congratulate you on ... " her gaze flicked back to the paper, counting the number of bingos he actually got. " nine bingos — actually you only missed two, huh. " alright, that was ... something. her gaze went back to him once more. " but yes, before i get to that — did you, perhaps, lose a bet or something ? "

                " i don't expect you to participate in such ... trivial games, is all. it's a pleasant surprise, i promise. " to eden, she felt it was more likely he had lost a bet with someone that he was forced to fill this out. with that said, a quiet smile curved her lips. " i'm honored you took the time to do it, no matter what's the reason. i'm not sure how you'd feel to be my type, though, commander lin. " the TRAILBLAZER had quite a reputation on luofu, after all. she wasn't certain how much he had heard, and whether it was a good impression or not. her smile mellowed as she tucked the paper away.

                " how about we start with the food part ? would you mind show me your favorite place to eat ? you don't have to actually feed me, i promise. unless you wanted to. "

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