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darubyprincx · 4 months

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a list of vines that i think the Animator vs. Animation characters would go well with

i didnt realize just how many vines there were until i made this post o7

Red (Yellow filming) - Look at all those chickens! Yellow (TSC filming) - Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does. Yellow (Green filming) - Actually, that is incorrect, because according to the encyclopedia of lpslspsmmsbghfppmslm Orange (filmed and edited by Green) - I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL ARE NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME Blue - FR E SH A VOCA DO Green and Yellow (filmed by Blue) - that one vine with the pots and pants banging to Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson Blue and Red (filming) - Stop, I could've dropped my croissant! Green (TSC filming) - And they were roommates. (Oh my god, they were roommates.) Green - Baby it's cold outside Green and TSC - All I Want For Christmas is You with that one guy being really excited about playing the piano and drums Purple - Stop saying I look like Chicken Little! Yellow, Green, and Blue - so how was the pasta? Purple and Gold - you are my dad (you're my dad! boogie woogie woogie :D) TDL and TCO - hey everybody today my little brother pushed me down the stairs so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down Green and TSC - that one where the guy censors the swearing by playing the notes of the lyrics on the piano instead Red (filmed by TSC) - merry crisis! TCO, TDL, and TSC - that one with the three guys in sunglasses and blankets vibing in unison TSC (filmed by TCO) - that one guy skipping down the street to Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepsen Victim - ahaha, i do that The squad (Blue filming, Red getting possessed ofc) - what's your name? WHAT THE FUUUUCK [screaming] Red and Green (filming) - I want to see my little boy (here he comes) I want to see my little boy Blue and TSC - Why do we need labels? Gay, straight, we're all human! TSC and Red - CHRIS! Is that a weed? No, it's a crayon- I'M CALLING THE POLICE! Yellow and Blue - Mary! Is that a police? I'm calling the weed! Yellow - I was born in the wrong generation. I wish I was around in the thirteen hundreds where there's no clean water or electricity and everyone died from the plague. TCO - So no head? Red (filming) - chicken with the red dress on tonight standing in the dark in the pale moonlight TSC (filmed by Green) - I'm an LGBT ally and this is a safe space! [nunchucks] Yellow - Dear diary: Today I couldn't find my diary so I'm writing this on both my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVD cases TSC (filmed by Blue) - Shawty I don't, MIND (the one with kermit) Yellow and Blue - Bro, can I get a sip of that water? --It's not water. --Oh, it's vodka, I like your style. --It's not vodka. --What? --It's vinegar, PUS- TCO (Green filming) - You're all going to hell. Goodbye! TSC and Blue - hey, how much money do you have? --69 cents --hah, you know what that means! --i don't have enough money for chicken nugget :( Yellow, Red, and TDL - Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap Red (filming) - Seal saxophone to Run Away With Me by Carly Rae Jepsen TCO and TSC - Hey Ron! Hey Billy. TSC (Yellow filming) - Psst. --What? TSC - Ah, I would, I just got too much to do tonight [slams back a beer while playing "Y'all Ready For This" on an electric keyboard] Purple and Gold (filming) - daddy? --Do I look- Green (TSC filming) - woman playing a recorder solo in her car while blasting rock music Blue (filming) - screaming rubber chicken falling off of a roof Gold and the RGBY squad - Get the F off my lawn! [runs into woods while holding a giant F] Red and TSC (filming) - WHAT DID YOU DO?? i shaved my eyebrows :)) WHY DID YOU DO THAT???? i don't know Green and TSC - guy playing the guitar and it makes human humming noises then someone else responds with guitar noises Green (Blue filming) - I'm JOHN CENA!!! [plays two recorders at once using nose]

Blue - I don't wanna be cool anymore! [throws off sunglasses, which slingshot right back onto face] Well I guess I don't have a choice. TSC (Yellow filming) - What the fuck, Richard? Victim (TDL filming) - Gimme your fucking money! [throws doll against wall] [[Law and Order: Special Victims Unit]] Yellow and Green - i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag Yellow and Red - ah, fuck, I can't believe you've done this Blue and Red (Green filming) - australian news reporter gets scared by chicken he's holding Alan and TSC (filming) - Dad, look, it's the good kush! --This is the dollar store, how good can it be? TSC, Green, Blue, and Red - what's up shorties? TSC and TDL - Why are you running? Why are you running??? Red and Green - How do you keep your pants up when performing? It's incredible? --belt. TSC, Red, Yellow, and Blue (filming) - Screaming child steals bag of McDonalds Blue and Yellow (Green filming) - WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? Green and Red (filming) - Airhorn prank! --Did somebody say something? RGBY and TSC (TCO filming) - owembuwe owembuwe owembuwe owembuwe- EEEEEEEE Gold, Yellow, and Blue - Who made this chicken?!! THIS IS THE BEST CHICKEN I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE TSC - Well, when Life gives you lemons! [Thomas the Train theme song] Red (filmed and edited by Green) - guy bumps head into metal doorframe edited into Wii theme song TSC and RGBY - this Red (filming) - well hello mr kitty! Red (filming) - Lilly, that was supposed to be for Christmas! Blue, Yellow, Green (filming), Red - You guys say Colorado! I'M A GIRAFFE TSC (filmed by Yellow) - [screaming into jar] Green and Yellow - who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had? um, I've never been to oover javer Green - What I WANT TDL - [clown flicking top off of vodka bottle and chugging it] TCO (filming), TSC, and Victim - guy tosses fidget spinner to other guy and he catches it Purple (TSC filming) - fuck this shit, I'm out

#ray's tag #AvA

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polhlazy · 2 years

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Spear girl soul calibur

He injected something in his hot body and ass to make 'em bigger and hotter as time passes. Giles Redferne (pronounced "What a fuckin' hunk." or "Ivy/Belmont-fighter wannabe who just wants to fuck up the evil Warlock from the 17th century and ended up in a sword-fighting video game.) That one faggot with the fur coat and the outfit and the whips and a stupid-ass witch compass.The kid who did it was chased around the Namco building for thirteen hours by male employees howling with such furious rage that their faces looked like stop traffic lights. This eventually ended in Soul Calibur 5 where her costume/breast size got reset. Every installment Ivy's breasts grow, and costume shrinks, making some people think that her breasts eat her costume. She competes with Taki in the milk market. Carries a whip to keep the breasts under control. She recently learned a new move - to crush her opponents' head between her gigantic breasts. Ivy (pronounced Ivy) A woman whose breasts grow 20 times faster than her body.She could benefic the world if she just took it all off and let them babies SHWANNNGG! Seriously, how does she fight demons without a sports bra? She’s going to be seriously droopy before she reaches 35 if she’s not careful. Her use in the game was to prove that when a large pair of unsupported breasts are allowed to jiggle freely, women will squirm as much as men do when they view another guy getting hit in the crotch. If you hold still, you'll survive but if you so much as move a hair, she will attack you from eight sides all at once and all attacks will hurt your groin. Taki makes screeching sounds while doing weird things in front of her opponent - things that look suspiciously like a mating dance. Taki is a ninja demon hunter, the inventor of spandex and the world's largest supply of milk.Unknown to many, Taki was also, in fact, the inventor of camel toe. Appeared in the Clock Tower 3 game, as Sledgehammer. Seuss books, but does not like nappy time. Astaroth (pronounced “big bob”) is a bright and cheerful seven year-old in Mrs.However, Maxi is also known as a homosexual.in which he had sex with Kilik, recently and is also some kind of fuckin' hot ass stripper for both men and girls. Also the name of pads used to block.things, I think. Even though he cannot play the guitar but He can certainly bash the shit out of everbody over the head with his nunchucks. Rolling Stone calls Maxi one of the Greatset Elvis Impersonators Of All Time. Maxi was born in New Jersey, doubled for John Travolta in Grease, and eventually became a successful Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas.stick, making him the most cheating character in the game because of his length. He smacks people in the face with a long, hard, cold (or hot). um, Maxi's boyfriend who have revently become emo under Nightmare's dark influences after dumping her because of her dildo fetish. Just kidding! No, I'm not fuckin' kidding.-_-* Now she searches for SoulEgde and SoulCalibur to beat the shit out of Kilik, but instead got her ass handed to her by Spriggangirl. She is Kilik's girlfriend who got dumped after getting caught while filming "Two kids in a Sandbox" with Maxi. She molest people with her sword and the only English phrase she knows is "Just Kidding". Xianghua (pronounced "bob") is the Asian hot chick that proves that martial arts can greatly increase kinky skills with her.

#Spear girl soul calibur

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realityhq · 3 years

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WELCOME TO PARADISE, PUCK (brandon flynn fc),

here is your GUIDE to all things treble related. you have 24 hours to turn in your account and post your intro. get ready to face the cameras, because there’s no turning back from here!

BASICS

[BRANDON FLYNN, CIS MAN, HE/HIM] incoming, [NOAH “PUCK” PUCKERMAN] has just arrived in paradise! i hear they’re [TWENTY-TWO]! they’re known to be [YOUTHFUL] and [FORCEFUL] but also [IMPULSIVE] and [SELF-INDULGENT] coming into the house,they have brought with them [A CENTERFOLD OF PAMELA ANDERSON, HIS GUITAR THAT HE KNOWS IS BADASS, AND A PAIR OF NUNCHUCKS ], hopefully that’s enough to prepare them through treble to come. get ready because from here on out it’s lights, camera, action! [jam, 23, he/him, est]

PLEASE TELL US THREE THINGS ABOUT YOUR LIFE BEFORE THE SHOW

“Most of the time I was cleanin’ pools and getting with the hot MILFS that I cleaned the pools for. I told them I was gonna be famous one day and look, here I am so I can guarantee you, they’re gonna wanna get with me even more now. The Puckerman charm’s irresistible.

“I’m also a proud Jew so y’know, I try to do good. It’s hard cause there’s not much fun in that. So instead I just try to do good for my ma and sister. Family’s important. My sister wants to visit but I know she just wants to do it to have a college party experience. She’s fifteen. You think I’d let her near anyone around here? Hell no.”

“New Directions needs me. I know what you’re thinking, how can a dude this good looking also be so talented? It’s just the Puckerman genes. I got some mad singing skills. I’ve shredded the guitar since I was like eleven cause chicks love a dude who can play the guitar. I know we’re acapella or whatever but who said we can’t use instruments? No one else is gonna think of doing that.”

#semi appless rp #brandon flynn #glee rp #glee canon rp #new rp #submission

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gamerwoo · 4 years

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A Guide to Seventeen

This lil guide is mostly for @sugarboyuto, but honestly this is for anybody who wants to get into Seventeen. They’re definitely not slept on, but there are a lot of people who are wary of a lot of members, so hopefully this makes it a lil easier.

Despite being called Seventeen, there are 13 members. They did a show while creating the group called Seventeen TV, which you can probably find on YouTube or somewhere on the internet. There were 17 members before, but some left or got cut (I’m not positive because I didn’t watch it oop). But they’re called Seventeen because there are 13 members, 3 main units (hip hop, performance, and vocal), and they make 1 group. 13+3+1=17.

Music Videos (in order):

Shining Diamond (pre-debut and technically doesn’t count but it’s a bop no matter how cringey anybody says it is)

Adore U (actual debut song)

Mansae

Pretty U

Very Nice

Boom Boom

Don’t Wanna Cry

Clap

Thanks

Call Call Call (Japanese)

Oh My!

Getting Closer

Home

Happy Ending (Japanese)

Hit

Fear

Unit Music Videos (in order):

Check In (hip hop unit)

Highlight (performance unit)

Change Up (svt leaders)

Trauma (hip hop unit)

Lilili Yabbay (performance unit)

Pinwheel (vocal unit)

Other Music Videos (not in order and I’m probably missing some):

My I (Jun and Minghao Korean ver)

My I (Jun and Minghao Chinese ver)

Home (Chinese ver)

Oh My (Chinese ver)

Just Do It (BooSeokSoon)

Chocolate (vocal unit but for some reason it doesn’t count as a unit mv??)

Q and A (Seungcheol, Jihoon, Hansol, and Ailee)

Videos To Watch To Learn Members:

Ask In A Box Part 1

Ask In A Box Part 2

Seventeen Play Who’s Who (but minus Seungkwan because he was sick)

an unhelpful guide to seventeen (this is probably what i watched bc it was made around the time i got into them tbh)

Seventeen Member Profiles

a shitty guide to seventeen

Misc Videos That Might Help But I Just Like Them:

Mingyu and Seokmin on Weekly Idol for year of the dog

Seventeen on Idol Room

Going Seventeen TTT (bc who doesn’t like to see guys driving)

Going Seventeen Playground

Woozi playing the drums

This performance of Clap bc Mingyu plays the guitar

Jun playing piano and Soonyoung’s solo

Seventeen on Knowing Bros

Minghao using nunchucks ft Jun sorta using nunchucks

Don’t Wanna Cry part switch

Mansae part switch

Pretty U part switch

basically any part switch

Below the cut is also a short guide to Seventeen in age order!! (and yes I had to look up their birthdays I only know what year they’re born lmao)

S.Coups

Real name: Choi Seungcheol

95 line (and he the oldest)

Overall leader but also the leader of hip hop unit

1/3 hyung line

he yell

he also point

loves to mess with his members as much as they love to mess w him

but he loves them and carats so much

said he only wants carats to look at him

he’s everybody’s husband basically

big soft boi

Jeonghan

Real name: Yoon Jeonghan

95 line

1/5 vocal unit

1/3 hyung line

1/2 of sloth line lmao

he loves winning and will do it at all costs

often caught cheating but nobody ever calls him out

he used to have long hair (i think thats how most people know him tbh)

i confused him and josh a lot when i first got into them lmao

he babies chan but its fine bc everybody does

idk if he still does it but he used to always be like “dino who’s baby are you” and it was like a thing idk

Joshua

Real name: Joshua Hong (Korean name is Hong Jisoo)

95 line

1/5 vocal unit

1/3 hyung line

1/2 English line

born and raised in California but he’s 100% Korean

when they first debuted and honestly for a few years, everybody pushed the gentleman persona on him

and I’m not saying he’s not a gentleman but he’s definitely not just a gentleman u feel me

lowkey a crackhead even if he tries to hide it sometimes

he’s religious so people always push this “good church boy” trope on him but sometimes they take it too far tbh

let him live

Jun

Real name: Wen Junhui (Korean name is Moon Junhwi)

96 line

1/4 performance unit

1/2 of China line

he rarely gets lines its sad bc his vocals are beautiful and his range is great

he was on a Chinese TV program with Minghao called The Collaboration (I think???) and he was so cute

“English is so dangerous” yes babie u are correct

he’s friends with Yanan from Pentagon and they were partners on the show and they were adorable

loves animals a lot its adorable

give the poor babie more lines

Hoshi

Real Name: Kwon Soonyoung

96 line

performance unit leader

1/3 of booseoksoon

used to be a hamster and now he’s a self-proclaimed tiger and seventeen clowns him for it

very proud of his 10:10 eyes (they look like they’re slanted up to be 10:10 on a clock)

honestly has the cutest laugh ever

hyper and loud af

has choreographed some of their dances and i think he still assists with them????

just a very happy boi

Wonwoo

Real name: Jeon Wonwoo

96 line

1/4 hip hop unit

1/2 of sloth line

certified gamer boi lmao (so are cheol and jihoon)

he literally had to show soonyoung how to play video games on his computer lmao

this dude is so dedicated to gaming that he sleeps in the living room instead of in his shared room with seungcheol so they can both have room for their setups

deep voice

looks very scary but he soft

loves cats and is afraid of dogs

when he smiles or laughs he does a nose scrunch just look up wonwoo nose scrunch trust me

shy boi

but he also a breadstick (he’s very very thin he is definitely not apart of thicc line)

Woozi

Real name: Lee Jihoon

96 line

leader of vocal unit

the shortest member but people act like he’s like 3 feet tall

he’s 5′5 he’s not that short ok

everybody says he looks like yoongi from bts

he produces most if not all of seventeen’s songs so he feels a lot of pressure to have seventeen be successful

he may be cute and tiny but he’ll fuck u up

he picked up wonwoo over his shoulder before it was hilarious lmao

he’s still soft tho

also just wants to stay inside all the time even when they’re traveling

boy can d a n c e

plays a lot of instruments too

clarinet, drums, piano, probably more stuff tbh

DK/Dokyeom

Real name: Lee Seokmin

97 line

1/5 vocal unit

1/3 of booseoksoon

the actual sun tbh

he’s so happy all the time and he’s so kind to everybody how can you not love him

hits those high notes real well

he was in a musical for king arthur and he played arthur so he’s now a certified actor

lowkey rap extraordinaire lmao

always making jokes and trying to make everybody happy

basically the mood maker

Mingyu

Real name: Kim Mingyu

97 line

1/4 hip hop unit

he’s totally a himbo

he’s so beautiful and he’s getting pretty ripped but god he’s so dumb

he’s “the cook” of seventeen even though like,,,,,,other members also cook

he’s clumsy as hell too lmao he almost dropped an award after they just won it

also has a deep voice

him and wonwoo are a really popular ship they’re called meanie but it’s a long story

he’s also the tallest member he’s like 6′1 i think

The8

Real name: Xu Minghao (Korean name is Seo Myungho)

97 line

1/4 performance unit

1/2 China line

he’s literally good at everything

he can sing, dance, rap, bboy, use nunchucks, do some cool shit w his hands/fingers, idk dude is amazing

he also tells fans to put themselves first and not seventeen and basically breaks the delusion that fans own them or will be with them

basically the opposite of seungcheol lmao

since his stage name is the8, he goes 8th in the lineup, so he would be in seokmin’s place

people paid him dirt from debut to like 2017 or 2018 but then he found himself and had a glowup and now everybody thirsts after him but he deserves better because he’s always been amazing

also pledis give him more lines

Seungkwan

Real name: Boo Seungkwan

98 line

1/5 vocal unit

1/3 booseoksoon

1/3 maknae line

he’s very good with variety shows so he’s always making jokes and being loud

also hits insane high notes

he’s just super loud and goofy but in a different way from seokmin somehow????

definitely apart of thicc line but like,,,,,,not important

Vernon

Real name: Hansol Vernon Chwe (Korean name is Choi Hansol)

98 line

1/3 hip hop unit

1/2 English line

he was born in America but he moved to Korea when he was,,,,5 i think????

he’s half korean and half white and people used to give him a lot of shit for it and some people probably still do which sucks

stop calling hansol ‘some white boy’ for the love of god

he’s kind of a meme as in he’s just really goofy but it’s so endearing

but sometimes he’s just quiet and doesn’t do much like it’s 50/50

he’s just a very sweet and thoughtful boi

oh him and seungkwan are also a popular ship bc one time hansol was asked his favorite part of seungkwan and he literally turned that boi around and slapped his cake and was like “the butt” so there’s that

Dino

Real name: Lee Chan

99 line

1/4 performance unit

1/3 maknae line

not that it matters but chan is the thiccest person in seventeen i saw them at kcon ny and oh my god you cant even photograph how thicc

moving on

he doesn’t get enough love tbh like there are always stories of fans ignoring him or not sending him any flower wreath things and it’s so infuriating and sad so pls love chan !!!!

does videos called dino’s danceology where he creates choreo to songs and just dances

he’s so fuckin talented holy shit he dances so well and he can sing and he can rap (see his rap in boom boom that’s the best part)

he gets babied so everybody sees him as one but he definitely isn’t like sometimes he acts like he should be the oldest lmao

but he definitely has his babie moments but they all do

Okay, I think that’s everything! I hope this helped and please show Seventeen lots of love!!

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fericita-s · 4 years

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Counselor Talent Show

Thank you @broadwaybaggins for creating this Mercy Street Summer Camp AU, letting me come join the fun and giving this an encouraging preview, and as always to @the-spastic-fantastic for beta-ing!

Henry peeked his head around the door, hands over his eyes. “Everyone decent?”

“It’s just me! And yes!”

Henry entered the small dressing room to find Emma, two pens stuck into a messy bun on the top of her head, surrounded by racks of clothes labeled by act for the Counselor Talent Show. He tried not to let his eyes linger, but he liked when she wore her hair like that. Her neck was beautiful. He cleared his throat.

“Just came to see if you needed any help. It’s raining again, so Byron has the boys parked in front of some VHS copy of The Parent Trap. I think the sheer novelty of the primitive technology has them captivated.” Henry bent down to pick up a stretchy piece of black fabric and then straightened, handing it to Emma. “Here. Looks like your…” he puzzled over it, “Headband?”

Emma took it grimacing. “Alice’s skirt actually. For playing Sandy. She and Frank lip sync the number from the end of Grease every year. Though this is the first year she sent me a YouTube tutorial on how to apply eyeliner, subject line ‘Practice on yourself so it’s perfect for me.’”

Henry laughed, relinquishing the smallest skirt he had ever seen with a flourish to Emma’s outstretched hand. He tried not to be obviously thrilled when their fingers touched. “I understand now why Byron was trying to convince Sam, Jed, and me that doing a Magic Mike routine wouldn’t have been inappropriate.”

Emma looked for the right hanger for the Sandy skirt and smiled at him over her shoulder. “You could have put those feather boas to use!”

He laughed again, picturing it. “Sounds fun, but it might not be the best choice for a divinity student to dance half-naked in a room full of minors.”

“I think you were wise to choose the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Though I don’t know how well you’ll be able to play-fight in these turtle shells. We should probably do a run-through before next week. And since you’re here, let me fit you for it now.” She ran her hand over the papier-mâché turtle shell, a project he’d seen her working on in the arts cabin with a roomful of second graders who had more fun painting themselves green than the shell-shaped lumps. He looked at her fingers – were they green from the paint?

Her eyes went to her hands and he internally kicked himself for being so obvious in staring. “They stained the undersides of my fingernails green so I painted the rest to match, just to hide the stubborn paint, but now I feel like people are giving me pitying glances for having a little too much camp spirit – Emma Green, Theater and Arts Director at Camp Green Wood, with the green nail polish. Maybe tomorrow I’ll dye my hair green too.”

“I’m sure no one thinks that. Maybe the four turtles should paint our nails too. Do you still have the polish?”

They exchanged a laugh and Henry examined the shells and the colorful masks pinned to each one. “I’m not sure Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are still cool. The boys seem to mostly talk about Super Smash Brothers and Minecraft.”

“Which one are you? Michelangelo? Donatello? Actually, that won’t help me. I just need to know if you’re orange, blue, red, or purple.”

“Orange. Nunchucks. I think that’s Michelangelo.”

Emma took the orange mask and the accompanying shell off of the hanger.

“Ready?”

“Yes ma’am.” Henry turned around and she gently lowered the shell over his head. The fit was like wearing a sandwich board and Henry wondered if he’d feel as ridiculous play fighting as a turtle as he had while advertising for his youth group’s car wash with a car-shaped sandwich board enticing passing motorists to pull into the Boston Market parking lot and let a bunch of teenagers clean their luxury vehicles. Emma pulled at the straps on the side and lifted his arms up and down.

“The fit’s good. Looks like you can move in it, definitely should be able to defeat…whoever it is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles defeat. Here, let me try the mask next.”

She stood behind him and he could feel her breath on his neck,then the orange mask covered his eyes and he adjusted it until the eye holes lined up.

“Does that work?” She turned him toward herself and he wished he could have felt her hands on his chest rather than having several layers of cardboard between them.

“Yes, I can see out of it.” He slid the mask down and undid the knot, passing it back to Emma to be hung up again. She was meticulous about organizing. You would have thought the costumes were of life-saving importance the way she logged and inventoried them. It was impressive. He loosened the side straps on the shell and lifted it over his head, handing it back to Emma.

“The fourth-grade boys will love it anyway. At least the part where we bring pizza into the audience. I hope. What are you performing in the show?”

Emma rolled her eyes. “Anne informed Mary and me that we’re doing the Single Ladies dance, and as soon as I had a written promise that we wouldn’t be wearing a version of her Union Jack bikini, I agreed. Mary had the brilliant idea that we do it in pajamas like we’re being silly at a sleepover, so that’s the plan.”

“That sounds great. I hear you were on the dance team – I’m sure you three will actually bring some talent to this talent show.”

“Maybe, but Sam and Charlotte are going to sing Unforgettable, and that will definitely be the best of the evening. I’m not sure that song has ever been done on a guitar before but if anyone can turn it acoustic and absolutely render us all speechless with their musicality, it’s them.”

Byron barged in just then, eyes frantic. “Henry! They’ve mutinied. They’re calling it a girls’ movie. We’ve got to find something else to do with them.”

Emma raised an eyebrow. “I think we have the 1990 version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on VHS too. Want me to look?”

Byron groaned. “Hasn’t anything at this camp been purchased this century?”

Henry put his arm around Byron and led him to the door. “We can do a rain hike. There’s no thunder, we’ll be fine.” He turned to look at Emma as they left, waving to her, and wishing that Anne’s desire for a bikini had won out over Mary’s plan for pajamas.

#mercy street #summer camp AU #emmry #emmry fluff and longing

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cblikeslainey · 4 years

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Iris

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Lainey’s fingers strummed idly at her guitar. She didn’t feel much like playing at the moment, but she’d already caught up on all of her grading, and she didn’t feel like going home to an empty house. Especially when her stupid boyfriend was still in town. She strummed harder, frustrated. At least she could count on music as a release. Lainey turned up the volume on her amp. Music was always there for her, unlike the people in her life.

She didn’t notice CB enter for quite some time.

“Shit!” She exclaimed, startled. “I didn’t think anyone was still here!”

“I had Model UN, and then I had to grade my Literature and Comp papers,” CB explained.

He practically lived there.

“Do you want to tell me what’s wrong?” His voice was gentle.

CB was good at the whole dealing with emotions thing. Lainey, however, preferred to bottle hers.

“What makes you think something’s wrong?” Lainey deflected, as usual.

CB raised an eyebrow at her.

“Fine,” she sighed. He could see straight through her. Not that she was doing a particularly good job of hiding her emotions at the moment.

“Do you wanna talk about it?”

“Over drinks?” she offered.

“Deal. I’ll drive”

Normally, Lainey might have protested, but after everything that had happened this week she wanted to get obscenely drunk, and if CB was going to enable that, who was she to tell him no?

Lainey refused to talk before having a drink. It was all too frustrating to deal with without alcohol.

It was relatively early, so the bar wasn’t too crowded. Lainey found them a couple of seats at the bar. The tables were too far away to order as much as she wanted to.

“I’ll have a Shirley Temple,” CB ordered. “And I’ll buy whatever she’s drinking,” he told the bartender, gesturing to Lainey.

“Oh, no, you’re drinking tonight,” Lainey commanded.

“Who’s going to drive us home?”

Lainey reconsidered.

“We’ll call a cab,” she decided. She sent him a pleading look before turning back to the bartender. “He’ll have... a tequila sunrise, and a double shot of Johnnie Walker for me... And I can cover my own tab!”

CB sipped on his fruity drink while Lainey slammed back her hard liquor. He didn’t know how she did it. Years of practice, he supposed.

“Now do you want to tell me what’s bothering you?”

“Barry and I have been fighting.

CB hated the part of himself that rejoiced at her words. Not trusting himself to comment, he waited for her to continue.

“It all started when Barry missed the recital on Wednesday...”

Barry had decided to work late and changed his flight. He neglected to tell Lainey. It broke her heart when she didn’t see him out in the crowd.

Barry did eventually make it to Philadelphia... at nearly one in the morning. He let himself into Lainey’s house using a spare key she’d entrusted him with and loudly announced his arrival.

“Laaaaaiiinnnneeeyyy, I’m home.”

It took her a moment to gather herself up, climb out of bed, and make her way to him. She was dressed in her Hello Kitty pajamas, her hair disheveled from sleep. She called out to him from halfway down the stair case.

“Barry, y'know I hate surprises.” Her sleep slurred words betrayed her annoyance. “What time’s it?”

“Nearly One A.M.” He chirped back at her.

“I have school tomorrow,” she whined. “The couch is made up. We’ll talk when I get home from work.”

She turned and stumbled back up the stairs before he could get in another word.

Barry was still asleep when Lainey got up for work in the morning. She found that he’d made her heart shaped pancakes and left them in the fridge. The note read, “For my Lainey love, xoxo Care-Bear”. She left them where they were.

“Why didn’t you eat my love pancakes?” Barry bore down on her when she came home. He could be just like his mother sometimes.

“Wasn’t hungry.” Lainey lied.

“You weren’t hungry for my love?” Barry laid on the guilt trip. It wasn’t working as he’d hoped.

“You sound just like Beverly. What are you going to say next? You've failed as a boyfriend?” It was a low blow and Lainey knew it.

“Hey!”

“I’m sorry, it’s just...” Lainey swallowed hard. “You really hurt my feelings when you missed the student piano recital.”

“I had to work, and there’s a spring recital every year,” Barry protested. “My job is very important. I’m a doctor.”

“That’s not the point, and you know it.” Lainey’s frustration was growing. “Those kids busted their asses and I was really proud of them. It was an important moment for me as a teacher. Every student’s success is a big moment to the teacher who helped them get there. Besides, my job is important, too, and I always make time for you.”

“You get to rock out all day. It’s not the same as doctor work,” Barry condescended, drawing the words out as if she were an idiot.

“You wouldn’t be a doctor without your teachers,” Lainey countered.

“You wouldn’t be alive without your doctor,” Barry retorted. It was an ill-matched response, but still one Lainey had a hard time arguing with.

“If you really can’t see how important my job is to me, then maybe we’re not right for each other after all!” She yelled, completely frustrated, and at a loss for anything else to say.

Lainey’s eyes stung with tears.

“Don’t even say that!” Barry roared back at her. “Ugh, I need to go nunchuck.”

He ran off flailing his arms behind him.

Lainey knew Barry would never hurt her. Hell, he couldn’t if he wanted to, but an angrily nunchucking boyfriend in her house made her uneasy all the same. And she was still upset with him for missing the recital, for shitting on everything that was important to her, for not talking things out with her like a rational adult...

“...so I told him that if he was going to act like this, he could stay with his mother, and he could come back when he was ready to communicate like an adult.”

“Damn.” CB let a beat pass. “Another round,” he called to the bartender. “This time two double Johnnie Walkers.”

It wasn’t lost on CB how much it hurt Lainey that Barry didn’t understand their profession. Teaching had become everything to Lainey. It had helped her as much as she’d helped her students, and she was in a much better place for it. What they did made a difference, CB understood that better than anyone. That’s why it was his favorite job in the whole world.

Still, CB couldn’t imagine putting any job before Lainey Lewis. He’d do anything for her. There was nothing he wanted more than to give her the dependability Barry was denying her. But that’s not what she wanted, at least, not romantically, so he did the next best thing: he let her vent.

“And I can’t believe he still uses those nunchucks!” Lainey laughed a little at Barry’s expense.

“I think it’s worse that he uses nunchuck as a verb,” CB added, his English teacher shining through. He was afraid he was crossing a line with the comment, but Lainey smiled at him.

The bartender sat their drinks in front of them. CB clinked his glass to Lainey and drank. He choked a little before finishing the shot, then shook himself a little at the taste and burning sensation. Lainey giggled at him.

“How do you knock ‘em back so easily?” He asked Lainey, his curiosity winning out.

“I started when I was fifteen,” she replied, confirming his earlier suspicions.

“Were you and Barry a thing back then?” The words flooded out of his mouth before he could stop them.

“I think...” Lainey drew her words out. “I don’t want to think about Barry anymore tonight.”

That was something CB could easily get behind.

So, instead CB praised her on the successful recital. Of course, he’d been in attendance. He’d even shown up early to help set up. The conversation flowed easily from there. It always did between them.

As the night wore on Lainey found herself drinking considerably less than she’d originally planned. She still wasn’t anywhere close to sober, but she wasn’t ready to pass out or puke on anyone’s shoes just yet. She found CB could distract her from her problems as well, if not better, than alcohol. In spite of everything, she was having fun.

“Maybe it’s better that Barry an’ I are fighting. I doubt I’d’ve had this much fun with him tonight...” Lainey slurred. The words left her lips well before she could process them. She meant them, regardless.

CB’s hand reached out achingly close to her cheek. He longed to close the short distance and caress her face, to use his other hand to pull her to him, to lose himself in her kisses.

Who was he kidding? He couldn’t come onto his best friend who had a boyfriend, who trusted him to support her while she was vulnerable.

But was a little after two in the morning, he was as drunk as he could get with out barfing his lungs out, and this was Lainey Lewis. She was his dream girl. She was sitting right in the bar stool next to him, tantalizingly close. He could even smell her perfume. Today it was vanilla and lavender, intoxicating in its own right. She looked as beautiful as ever. Her blonde locks were down, a little unkempt; she’d worn it half up at school that day. With her tight jeans and revealing tank top under a leather jacket, she looked like something out of a dream. Her gorgeous green eyes were fixed on him, their expression adoring, and she’d just told him it was worth having her heart shattered just to be there having fun with him.

To hell with it. He reached forward and caressed her cheek. Lainey leaned into his touch, her eyes fluttering closed.

They remained like that for a moment. Lainey never wanted to hurt Barry. Even though he’d hurt her, a voice in her head nagged. It didn’t excuse anything. But this was CB. No one in the world made her feel so safe, so loved. And she was tired of fighting it, tired of pretending she didn’t love him back, and hopelessly desperate not to be alone right now.

She surged forward and kissed him. In that moment, it hit her that she and Barry were done. In that moment, with CB’s hand on her cheek and the other on the small of his back, their lips touching, she didn’t care. CB was all that mattered. She pulled him toward her, eager to have him as close as possible.

She didn’t care what the bar’s few last patrons thought, but the shame ebbed at her anyway.

“Let’s get out of here.” Lainey whispered into CB’s ear, punctuating the statement with a kiss on his neck.

They settled their tabs, and CB called them a cab.

Once they were in the cab, Lainey insisted that there would be one stop, and gave the cab driver her address.

She knew it was wrong, but Lainey couldn’t resist the urge to make out with CB in the cab. As soon as the directions were out of her mouth, she turned to CB who was already leaning toward her. Their lips met again. They couldn’t get enough of each other. They didn’t stop until the cab did.

After paying and exiting the cab, they kissed their way into the house, up the stairs, and into Lainey’s bedroom. Lainey got bolder once they reached her room. She moved her hands down CB’s back and grabbed his ass with both hands, pulling him closer. He let out a low moan. It was hot; CB was hot, Lainey thought to herself. She began pulling off his clothes. He let her.

CB couldn’t believe he was here. He couldn’t believe he was kissing Lainey Lewis. He couldn’t believe he was in her bedroom. He couldn’t believe that she wanted him.

Lainey froze.

“We- we can’t.” It broke her heart in a thousand ways. She wanted to be with CB. She wanted to show him that she loved him. She didn’t want to jerk his heart around. But the fact was, she was still with Barry. She couldn’t stand to hurt him anymore than she already had. And as much as they both fought it, they were impossibly tired.

CB couldn’t believe they did this. What they were doing was cheating. He couldn't believe he’d been so okay with it. He couldn’t believe he’d almost taken advantage of his vulnerable best friend. Maybe he already had.

“Right,” CB cleared his throat, and began to look for his pants, suddenly very embarrassed to be in his boxers. “I should go.”

Lainey caught his wrist.

“Wait,” Her voice was small. “I don’t want to be alone tonight. Could you...could you hold me?”

He’d do anything for her. He nodded and sat on the bed.

Lainey had already flung off her jacket, but she still needed to take off her bra and put on pajama pants. She glanced over at CB. He was looking away like a gentleman. She wouldn’t have minded if he looked.

Lainey pulled back the covers and cuddled into CB. He held her close. She’d never felt more at home. She knew that tomorrow she faced the insurmountable task of breaking Barry’s heart, but right now even that seemed less daunting.

CB relaxed with Lainey snug in his arms. He fell asleep easily for someone who should’ve had a guilty conscience.

Lainey kissed his cheek.

“I love you, CB,” she whispered when she was sure he couldn’t hear her.

#lainey x cb #cb x lainey

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 5 years

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Battle of the Bands Finale

*Several Smashers are sitting in front of a stage outside the Smash Mansion. Master Hand is on the stage addressing the crowd.*

Master Hand: Thank you all for coming to the first ever…

Mario: Inaugural!

Master Hand: … Battle of the Bands!

*Crowd cheers*

Master Hand: Now, let us meet our contestants. First… *sigh* ‘Peaches 'n’ Cream’!

*Peach, Daisy, Zelda, Lucina, and Meggy are posed as a rock band. Meggy then starts playing on her guitar*

Meggy: WE WILL MELT YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOONES!

*Palutena then jumps in front of Meggy while holding a video camera.*

Palutena: Wait! Wait! It wasn’t recording! Ok, got it. Say it again, Meggy.

Meggy: Palutena, for the last time…!

Master Hand: 'The Boy Toys’.

*Joker, Sonic, Blue, and Pit, the three former wearing their glittery outfits and the latter wearing his latex face makeup, step forward and pull off a well choreographed and in sync dance routine before posing.*

Blue: Yeah!

Pit: I told you they’d love the makeup!

*Blue and Pit move to high five each other, but Joker and Sonic stand in their way, hoping to avoid another allergic reaction from Blue*

Joker and Sonic: NO!

Master Hand: The 'Treble Clefts’.

*Bowser, Wario, Wolf, King Dedede, King K. Rool, and Ridley are posed as a rock band. Wario is lying on top of a cannon.*

Bowser: It's Trouble Clefts.

*Wario fires the cannon, releasing confetti.*

Bowser: WHAT?! No! Wario, that wasn’t the cue!

Master Hand: M3G4-M4N?

*A portable DJ system materializes around Mega Man, and a vizor descends from his helmet and covers his eyes. He then begins playing his DJ kit*

Master Hand: Oh, I get it. It’s like Mega Man, just spelled stupid. That’s cute.

Mega Man: Super DJ Robot… M3G4-M4N!

*Mega Man keeps playing until Bowser interrupts him.*

Bowser: Alright, that’s enough! Let’s not waste anyone’s time, because the Trouble Clefts are gonna bring home the gold. Let’s get on with the show.

Master Hand: Sure. That seems fair. Let the battle begin!

*The Trouble Clefts take the stage and begin playing. They play surprisingly well, and even the judges, Mario, Link, Samus, and Kirby seem to be enjoying it. Wario then takes the stage and prepares to sing. But before he can get one word out…*

Daisy: What are you doing?

*The Trouble Clefts stop*

Bowser: Huh?

Peach: Are you playing… music?

Zelda: What kind of competition did you think this was?

Bowser: Uh… Battle of the Bands?

Meggy: Yeah, exactly!

*Meggy then holds her guitar like an axe. The Boy Toys begin twirling microphones around like nunchucks. Mega Man rises into the air with his DJ kit. Everyone looks ready to fight.*

Bowser: Oh, a Battle of the Bands. Right.

Wolf: Did anyone bring their weapons?

King Dedede: Heh heh. Can’t we all just come together through the power of song?

*a drum from Daisy’s set flies through the air and hits Dedede in the head, knocking him out*

Master Hand: Now, let the battle continue!

*All the villains scatter out of panic. Zelda uses her magic to fling 3 drum cymbals at Sonic, who blocks them. Peach then summons a Toad, then fires him off the strings of her bass like a bow and arrow. Toad flies through the air and lands behind Ridley, who is attempting to hide just offstage. Upon landing, Toad bites Ridley’s tail, causing the space pirate to fly away while shrieking in pain. Seeing this, Wolf ducks behind his band’s drum set, only to see Daisy standing over him. The princess then rips one of the drums off the set and begins bashing Wolf over the head with it repeatedly*

*Zelda uses her magic to fling her keyboard at King K. Rool, who barely dodges. He is then nearly struck by a laser fired by Mega Man, still flying with his DJ kit. K. Rool then runs away with Mega Man pursuing and still shooting lasers. One of these lasers hits Sonic, knocking him into Joker, knocking them both out. As they’re falling, Joker’s microphone flies out of his hands and lands on Pit’s head, knocking him out cold. He then falls into Blue’s arms, and his hand touches the Inkling’s face, triggering his allergic reaction and making his head swell up*

Blue: NOT AGAIN!

*The judges continue to record the progress of the battle. Lucina is chasing Bowser while Mega Man shoots lasers at them from a distance. In an effort to escape Lucina, Bowser knocks over a microphone stand, causing Lucina to trip. Before hitting the ground, Lucina manages to throw her tambourine at Mega Man. This causes him to start spinning out of control and makes his helmet fly off his head, hitting Bowser and knocking out the Koopa.*

*Ridley is shown still flying around with Toad still biting his tail. Wolf is still running around with a drum fastened on his head. Sonic is running around screaming while holding up a still swollen Blue. Wario and Meggy begin fighting, using their microphone stand and guitar, respectively, as swords. K. Rool is seen surfing on Mega Man’s DJ kit, which is still in the air. Daisy then sneaks up behind Peach and hits her upside the head with one of her drums.*

Daisy: Wait, was she on my team?

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pesterthejester · 5 years

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RWBY characters suggestion for the other half of Team FNKI

**I started this post when the episode Never Miss a Beat premiered**

So the first two members of Team FNKI are already known to be Flynt Coal and Neon Katt, but the other two are still unknown. I don’t know if RoosterTeeth ever plans to show them or if they even have an idea on who they should be, but I have some ideas on who they could be based off of after what we’ve seen so far.

Here’s what we know about the current members right now:

Flynt Coal

- The “F” in FNKI

- Team leader

- Color group: Black

- Musician

- Genre: Jazz/Funk

- Instrument: Trumpet

- Uses a dust-powered trumpet to create powerful gusts that literally blow people away.

- Semblance: Killer Quartet (produces three different colored clones each a quarter note off the next, quadrupling the power of the gusts)

- Based off of:

- Jazz culture

- Musical artist Flynt Flossy

- Reference to an inside joke from the Achievement Hunter Minecraft Let's Plays

Very chill and laid back kind of personality, His father owned a dust shop before Wiess’ father ran him out of business. So he knows a thing or two about dust.

Neon Katt

- The “N” in FNKI

- Color group: Neon...

- Dancer

- Genre: Techno

- Style: Rave

- Uses dust-powered-glowstick-nunchucks that the activate by “breaking the glowstick”

- Semblance: Rainbow Trail??? (I’m only speculating, but she’s very fast and controlled when she moves. Kinda like a roller dancer/skater with a rainbow-colored rocket booster, idk...)

- Based off of:

- Nyan Cat meme

- J-Pop/Rave culture

She’s has an extremely bubbly and hyperactive personality. She also seems to take great joy in provoking her opponents, immediately mockingly mimicking Yang's speech and attacking her for her weight and appearance. In battle, she retains this attitude, taunting her enemies and cracking puns that even Yang fails to appreciate. However, once beaten, she does respect her opponents, calling Yang and Weiss "super crazy awesome" and asking them to party sometime.

FNKI consists of a Musician and a Dancer. You keep up the pattern and you can do another musician and another dancer. And because of the references I based them off of (as well as their headwear) they could be siblings (Buck is short for bucket, since they both have bucket hats)

Kadmium Buck (based off the word Cadmium)

Kopper Buck (like the metal Copper)

- The “K” in FNKI

- Color group: Silver (Kadmiel) or yellow (Kopper)

- Musician

- Genre: Rock/Metal/maybe a little bit of Funk too

- Instrument: Battle Axe Guitar/Bass Guitar

- High and low notes can stun/disrupt enemies from a close up distance, barely effective from medium range

- Fights heavy and brutal like an axe wielder and keeps a high or low note droning while swinging sometimes for a better effect

- Semblance: Amplify (Plays louder and hits harder, maybe???)

- Based off of: Buckethead from Guns and Roses

Personality: Quiet, Stoic, kind of intimidating...until you get to know them, but still a bit intimidating

Iris Buck (based off the flower)

- The “I” in FNKI

- Main Color: Purple

- Dancer

- Genre: Hip Hop

- Style: Breakdancing/B-boying/Popping/Locking/Krumping/just any or every form of Hip Hop dancing

- something similar to Kung Fu, Capoeira, and Hip Hop Kido

- A dust user that has gloves and shoes that can be used to control different kinds of dust with their hands and feet through their dancing (Ex: airflares/other powermoves for creating small directional tornadoes with Wind dust almost like Wiess’ rapier, poplocking/tutting when using Electric Dust, krumping when using Earth, Ice, or Expolosive dust)

- Semblance: Musicality or Groove (Listening to music and dancing to the beat gives them a power boost, speed boost, and durability boost. Similar to an adrenaline rush.)

- Based off of:

- The Jabbawockeez

- The Kinjaz

Personality: Confident, Restless, Agile, Cool Attitude

If Rooster Teeth wants to use this idea, they can do so and change them around however they feel. This is merely a fan’s suggestion if they ever decide to bring Team FNKI back to the story. Hopefully, Rooster Teeth and y’all like the idea too!

#long post #rwby #team fnki #fnki #rooster teeth

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awkwardcarrotatyourservice-blog · 6 years

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HWFM [ Minghao/The8 X Reader]

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How We First Met

Genre: Fluff

°Wanna Bet?°

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"Do I really need to learn this" you complained as you entered the studio for mixed martial arts .

Upon entering you saw that most of the genders inside are men. Making you anxious. You tried looking for a female companion but failed because they're already done with their session.

"Well this a good way to start my day" you thought.

You decided to sit first on the bench. You started looking around. There is one open room where in you can see a guy b-boying.

"Bboy in a martial arts studio?"

You then watched him from a distance. You were amazed how b-boying with a nunchucks is compatible. You didn't even realize that you're already inside the room. Making him stopped.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry" you bowed down.

You were about to leave

"Wanna try?"

You turned your back and he suddenly throw the nunchucks at you. Good thing you'll able to catch it.

"I'm sorry. I don't know how to used this. But I can do breakdancing." You said as you throw the nunchucks back at him.

"Well, I can teach you how" he throw it back to you "Martial arts is like dancing"

You raised your brow up. Thinking how can martial arts be related to dancing.

"Hey, are you just gonna stand there?" He said

"Tsk, bossy" you mumbled as you approach him

"Name?" He asked

"Y/N and you?"

"Doesn't suit you" he teased "Minghao"

"Are you really that mean?" You furiously asked

"Only to you" he said with a smile

You then lowered your head down. "How can this cute lil being act so gangster" you thought

"You won't learn anything if you're busy making eye contact with the floor" Minghao said as he lift your chin up. You then blinked twice."Let's start. Shall we" he added

You cleared your throat before saying yes.

"But before we start.." a pause "I wanted to see how good you are when it comes to bboy"

"Wait, are you challenging me in a showdown?" You asked

"Are you afraid?" He teased

"Uh-nooo, I'll show you what I got, you gangster g" you cried.

"They ain't calling me thughao for nothing" he chuckled as he grabbed his phone "need some music"

"Of course" you said while stretching.

"Starto" he started playing the song

You then give him the-are-you-serious-look.

"Why? You never told me what genre should I play" he said

NP:Don't wanna cry

"Tsk" you took a deep breath and started on b-boying.

After the song ended he gave you an applause.

"It's yo---ur t--urn" you said still gasping for air.

Minghao then gave you a bottle of water

"Not that bad" he said "I'm just gonna show you an easy move then let's ditch this place"

"WHAT?!" You exclaimed

He ignored you and started b-boying as well. When he ended it he immdiately grab your wrist and went outside the building.

"Yaa! Minghao-ah!" you cried

Minghao stopped and glance at you. "Let's do a race"

"Race?" You tilted your head. You have no idea what's going on.

Minghao grabbed his skateboard "Using this. I saw you the other day riding with this. I don't know why. But I wanted to challenge you in a race off" a pause " I didn't expect that you will be here"

You blinked twice. You didn't know what to respond.

You let out a sighed "Fine, one race only after that. You have to teach me how to use nunchucks"

"Deal" he said with a smile.

Goodthing you brought your own skateboard. You then placed it in the ground and stand on it. You glance at Minghao which is all ready. You pushed the board gently.

"I'll count one to three" you said

He nodded. You began counting slowly. When you reached to three.

He began to go straight ahead. Immediately passing you.

"Hey! That's unfair!" You shouted while you're still behind him

He chuckled and glance you at the back " You can't beat me"

"Wait and see" You thought. You then speed up. Making him startled when he saw you catching up with him. You stick your tongue out.

You were about to go straight ahead when Minghao grabbed your hand. You gave him the-what-are-you-doing-look. But he just replied with his cute smile.

When the two of you decided to stop.

"It's a tie!" Minghao shouted while lifting his arms up. You then hit his arm.

"Aish, I should be the one who won" you frowned

Minghao ruffled your hair "Aigoo, it okay." a pause "Let's go back. I need to teach you how to use the nunchucks right?"

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Meanwhile at Svt's Dorm

"Guys, I think wherein a big trouble" Mingyu said with a worry tone

"Why Hyung?" Vernon asked

"Minghao is not being savage nor a gangster"

"Is that bad?" Dino tilted his head

"HEEEEEEWWWWWWWWP MEEEEEEE!" someone shouted

"Is that Jun hyung?"

The boys began following the sound. When they arrived. They all saw there hyungs laying on the floor clutching their chest. When they looked for the culprit they saw Minghao.

"Step aside boys. Boo Seungkwan will take care of this" Seungkwan said

"Go Babe..I mean Seungkwan!" Vernon cheered

"AHHH FLYIIING KICK-EUUUU!" Seungkwan ran towards Minghao who is still doing the killer aegyo

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95liner:Joshua and his exorcism skills

96liner:Jihoon and his guitar

97liner:Minghao's nunchuck

98liner:Seungkwan's signature anti-aegyo kick

#fluff #hwfm series #seventeen #seventeen imagines #seventeen scenarios #maknae line #xu minghao #the 8 imagine #what can't he do????#ft.verkwan

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00sheven · 4 years

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real horror show.

youtube

my last post got me thinking of the old days. since I dont really have anything new to talk about, ill talk about this. you'll get posts like this from time to time. it's just random shit that crosses my mind during the day, or night when I'm suffering a mind full of racing thoughts taking me in 30 directions at once.

once upon a time.

going back to my past. at this point it seems like a millions years ago. I closed this chapter in my mid 20's

I was angry and I had no conscience and I was strung out. I started at an early age. I was barely in my double didgets when I committed my first burglary. I did it alone.

my friends and I in gulfport used to sneak out in the middle of the night. we used to rob a candy truck up the street from where I lived. at the end of one summer we were so burned out on candy we threw trash bags of it away. one of my friends and I robbed a houses while the people in it were asleep. we almost got caught.

there used to be a lady that lived up the street. she was married. she used to let us come over to her house and feel her up. her husband came home once and my friend and I had to hide in the closet.

I got drunk and smoked my first joint with those guys.

by the time I was in my mid teens I was hanging out with older people doing any kind of dope I could find.

me and my friends in anahiem were breaking into cars and stealing bikes to get money for drugs. at this point I pretty much stopped going to school.

one night I was walking across the park going to meet my friends when I was confronted by two guys who were really angry at me.

one was yelling at me and the other was standing off to the side. out of the blue he hit me in the face with something. I found out later they were nunchucks. when I regained consciousness there was some girl yelling at them.

turns out a week or so before that my friends and I were under the influence of pcp and some of the older tougher guys started shit with them. I didnt remember because I was lit. but they remembered me.

I was sent to live with my dad in Washington. my mom had enough of me so I moved from anahiem. I was going to be put in "a private school" (placement) for a year while my dad went out to sea. I was supposed to live with him in Jacksonville florida when he got back. he died in transit while we were visiting relatives in kansas for the hollidays.

after about a month my mom picked me up and we went to texas where this school was. I was 16 at the time.

the goose's age.

I was there under a year. I escaped with a friend and hitchhiked to California.

chino

my mom had remarried and moved to chino while I was in Washington and texas.

I moved in with them in the summer of 85.

I didnt live there long. I moved in with a friend and lived in his closet. i used to get high with most of my friends parents. we didnt have to go to school.

I started hanging with the local punks.

I joined a local gang and started going to shows and parties. lots of fights lots of violence.

I remember going to a back yard party in hacienda heights. it was a set up. I got jumped by at least 10 dudes. my friend almost had his throat cut. it was the first time I was shot at.

most of the key members of that gang (middle class kids) graduated high school and went off to college.

a couple of the guys and I went to college too.

we joined another gang from L.A., one that had been around. one that has a reputation. it was the real thing. I did that for about a year or so and decided to get out. I was dealing with being broke and homeless. plus a few months after I got out I had some drama with them. it bums me out to think about it.

after that I took a step back. my chino friends were serious enough. there was a lot of drugs and girls and drugs and parties and drugs... well you get the picture.

I was probably 23 or 24 now.

I had played guitar since I was in my early teens.

a friend offered me a job playing bass in thier band.

a couple of years after that my sister had moved in with my mom with my neice who was maybe 2 or 3 at that time. everyone worked so they needed some to watch her during the day.

it got me off the street.

it was a wild ride, I had to at the very least live 5 to 6 lifetimes in that time period.

of course this is the barest of minimums as far as cliff notes go.

I look on it with mixed emotions. sometimes I'm proud of it.

i look back on those days with a longing. I had power, money, sometimes. most of the time I didn't need it. my family took care of me.

I feel that way when on the rare occasion I speak to some of them. it's kind of like one of those psycho conversations you hear in mob movies when they are talking about horrific shit and laughing and reminiscing like it was an old football game.

did I hurt people. yes.

sometimes I just cringe thinking about it.

at the very least I know what I'm capable of doing. good and bad.

I know my darkside very well.

I am not my past.

I am not that person.

but it made me who I am today.

and I accept it.

I think it made me a better person because I have a unique understanding of poverty, violence' self medication, anger.

dont judge. you weren't in my shoes. you didnt have to live through it. well I take that back there are a couple of you that read this that were there.

I'm not trying to glorify it.

the only reason I'm posting it is because it illustrates some of my background so you as a reader can get to know me better.

isn't that the point.

its record of my time.

here's a song that reminds me of those days.

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Running away, something better ahead

But you gotta think fast before it's too late

Just one cut around your head

Just one minute and you'll call me dead

You better watch out for the razors in the night

You better leave out the razors in the night

Backstreet boys wear boots and braces

Razor blades and angry faces

Too much tension, too much fear

What the hell are we doing here

Murder is the biggest prize in sport

Cause violence is the only game you've been taught

A pool of warm blood is your prize

Or a cold blade across your eyes.

if you would like a taste of the 80's as far as the L.A. punk scene went (which was riddled with gang violence) check out this book. keep in mind we all knew each other back in those days ( and if you didn't know the person personally you knew at least 10 if their friends) when it was for real.

one of my favorite jokes is "I was punk rock when it was called HEY FAGGOT.

believe me it was not the popular choice when I got into it. you were hated, and beaten up. now it's just a phase kids through. a fashion trend. it is everything that was despised when it started.

I wasn't in LMP either.

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a clockwork orange bedroom scene beethoven

blitz razors in the night

discos out murders in trailer.

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gamblegroomps · 7 years

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Houes of Blues Ninja Sex Party Concert Recap

Okay now that I’ve had a bit of rest, I’m going to talk about my experience at the concert. Again I super wish that I was able to take pictures but my phone died and wouldn’t charge for some dumb reason. I am going to reblog the hell out of other people’s pics and videos though and I did buy a poster (that ripped a bit in my purse, but the signatures are still intact) and a TWRP shirt. Everything else is under readmore in case I spoiled something (also probably not in order, I typed some of this as a draft last night):

MC Chris- good replacement for StarBomb. He was actually pretty good rapper, although his voice I thought was an effect at first. No his voice is really that high pitched. I recognized his Candy song because I used to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force at one point and heard that song, liked it. I also liked that he was a pretty funny and good hype man too, he did do some good nerdy raps. He’s not someone I’d listen to for a long while, but he’s pretty good for the show itself.

TWRP - SO good live and Dr.Sung is fit as fuck holy shit. The gag of them just skipping numbers in the set was pretty funny and I didn’t expect their songs to sound so great live, with them having a lot of synths. But Commander Meowuch and Lord Phobos really can shred on their respective instruments and Havve Hogan’s eyes and drumming were so cool. Like I said Dr. Sung was fit as hell, he was twirling nunchucks and kicking and he looks like he really works out, I was able to see his bubble butt :3 Atomic Karate was my fave because I didn’t know how they would do Arin’s part of the song, but they nailed it and their whole performance.

Danny is as cute and handsome in person as he is on YouTube videos. Like holy hell, seeing him in the flesh and being close enough to the stage to see him smiling and so full of energy and having a great time (and his cute/sexy little hip shakes that kind make me weak at the knees) was so wonderful. He’s really gotten into doing rock-out performances and his singing was incredible as always.

Brian was awesome and super hilarious. He did little dances in some of the songs and he even had his own little moment of performance on stage (which I’ll discuss later). Flipping the bird at him never felt so awesome, and he even got the audience to do a ROCK FUCK chant with half the room saying ROCK and the other saying FUCK (I was in the ROCK half).

Concerto in P Minor was amazing. This was Brian’s little solo performance (along with TWRP for back up) and it sounded so beautiful and very opera. I recognize it from one of the 30-second Seductions, I’m impressed it was made into a whole orchestrated song with Brian playing classical piano. Then it led into him and TWRP playing the Mortal Kombat theme which was so awesome and pumped the room even more, during which Brian cut his hand while playing and it bled out onto the keyboard, we thought it was pretty metal and he threw up devil horns.

New animation video was pretty cool, I remember gorilla-prutt’s art for it on the NSP tag earlier. It was pretty funny and it was about when they first met. Not going to spoil too much because I don’t think it was supposed to be recorded, but here’s a hint: Danny tells his version of the story (involving aliens) and then Brian “tells” his version. You figure which one is more truthful.

New music video shown was pretty great, but may not be for everyone. I don’t want to say what song it’s for because the audience took the NSP pledge (namely that if someone is recording something that they shouldn’t, don’t punch them in the nuts just graze them, which lead to audience chanting GRAZE THE NUTS) and it’s supposed to be a secret.

Played You Spin Me Round from the new cover album, Danny certainly sounded much better than Pete Burns. Also TWRP’s rendition of the song makes it sound so awesome on stage, lots of rock guitar really helps that song.

Played Danny Don’t You Know, it was so beautiful that Danny and Brian made that song. So glad that Danny is where he is now that he’s happier about life in general and made that song.

Played slow and somber Dinosaur Laser Fight with just Danny and Brian on stage, so poetic and lots of cell phone lights swaying in the crowd. Felt like it was so magical just hearing that song in a whole new light.

Hilariously a lot of the stuff NSP played were a whole bunch of new material, the only songs they played off of their older albums was Dinosaur Lazer Fight (played slowly), NSP theme song (their intro), and Unicorn Wizard (which again with TWRP helping with the instrumentation sounded incredible)

Lots of fucking with Danny moments, courtesy of Brian. Before they played Unicorn Wizard, Brian did the bloopy reggae jam bit and Danny just look (fake) peeved. It escalated further with TWRP joining in and they actually made a little song out of the bloopy reggae jams about buttsex and buttstuff, that was pretty hilarious.

Lots of bras being thrown(definitely not as many as Orlando but quite a few), along with pants and a hat. One of the bras did hit Danny on the face and almost hit Dr. Sung when Danny’s back was turned. Strangely I actually found the bra throwing him hilarious when seen in person, but yeah it is still pretty bad to do that when they told the crowd to stop and it kept happening. Hopefully this was the last show that this happens.

Brian wearing someone’s jorts that got thrown on stage. This needed its own section because I didn’t expect Brian to fit the jorts and he stuffed all of the bras in it on stage. Then when The No-Pants Dance was playing, he did like a strip-show kind of thing where he pulled out the bras one by one and then the jorts themselves, I died laughing.

So much love for Dan and Brian in equal measure. I find this important because lots of people were cheering for Danny, but also a lot of the people were hyped for Brian and chanted his name and love for him. Also Avi got some cheers too when Danny mentioned him, Avi asks about the number of bras they get in each show haha.

The loving speech thing Danny did was really sweet, the one where he talks about shit going bad in the world and how we need to love and forgive everyone and ourselves. A little idyllic for my tastes, but it feels kind of warranted, there is too much hate going on in the world right now and we need more positivity. Danny is just such a sweet guy and him wanting to spread a positive message on the tour is so admirable.

Being near the speakers was so worth it just to be able to see the stage. At times I had to cover my ears but the music still was pretty amazing and the crowd was very energetic. Next time I’m buying earplugs though if I ever stand that close again.

They ended the concert with playing The Hit and again, it truly shows how well NSP and TWRP mix together, and hearing it again live made it so much better :D

TL; dr: 50/10 Such a magical and amazing night, and if they ever have a concert near me again I’m definitely going, with a camera this time.

#gamble rambles #ninjasexparty #twrp #nspconcertblogging2k17

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Devil May Cry HD Collection Review

The Devil May Cry series has always been one of my personal favorites, with DMC3 being in my top 10 games of all time. Capcom released an HD collection of the games on the PS3 and Xbox 360 back in 2013. It’s been about five years since the release of this collection, so what did Capcom do? They released the collection again for PS4, Xbox One, and PC. Is it worth dipping back into once again?

The collection has the first three games in the series, just like the original collection. The original Devil May Cry had its hand in creating the genre of character action games. Playing through again, the game still looks impressive for an early PS2 game. It established a lot for the series and still has its fun moments. The gameplay is a bit bare bones and losses it’s charm after the first few hours. Next we have DMC2. Man this game is still a complete mess. The level design is ugly and bland. Dante’s charm and devil may care attitude are replaced with a coin flipping, self series doofus. The gameplay is also completely broken letting you mash the shoot button for most of not all of the encounters. It’s easy the low point in the series. DMC3 on the other hand is close to a masterpiece in my eyes. The combat is best in class right next to Bayonetta. The weapons Dante receives like the ice nunchucks and the guitar are all incredible and so much fun to use against the cavalcade of enemy types and boss battles. The game also has a lot of charm and personality between Dante and Lady’s charming banter and the rivalry between Dante and Vergil. If anything, this one game in the collection is worth the price of entry.

Devil May Cry, as a whole, has a lot of ups and downs. The first game is an amazing baseline for a series. DMC2 took that foundation and ran it straight into the ground. DMC3 raises it out of the ground and brings the series straight up into the pantheon of greatness. My love of DMC3 made this collection an instant buy. Being able to play that game on my PS4 has been an absolute joy. The price for entry is $30, which I think makes it worth buying the collection by itself. Your also getting two other games to check out in the package as well. I still recommend a purchase for people that haven’t played the series before. The collection doesn’t bring much else to the table besides letting people play the games again in modern consoles. Do yourselves a favor and checkout DMC3 if you can, but maybe skip the first two in the process. DMC3 is a 10/10 in my eyes but having the other two games on here and the price make it harder to justify a perfect score for me.

Score: 9/10

#devil may cry #dmc #ps4 #video games #review #video game #reviews #xbox one #pc

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realityhq · 3 years

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MEET CAST MEMBER, NOAH PUCKERMAN!

BASICS

PLEASE TELL US THREE THINGS ABOUT YOUR LIFE BEFORE THE SHOW

CONNECTIONS

+ Santana: Puck and Santana have hit it off since freshman year. Maybe a bit too well? They’re two of the same mind and usually have the same sense of humor. If things weren’t weird between Puck and Quinn, they’d probably be best friends.

- Jesse: Puck knows that he’s an asshole, but he usually gets called out for it. Jesse on the other hand is an asshole and usually gets away with it. Needless to say...Puck is not a fan of his snobby rich kid attitude.

OBJECTIVE FROM THE PRODUCERS

“Noah, convince the group to get matching tattoos by the end of the season. You’ll recieve a cash prize of $500 if you successfully convince at least 75% of the group.”

Noah Puckerman is TAKEN and UNAVAILABLE for application.

#noah puckerman #bio #taken

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144hzcurvedmonitor-blog · 5 years

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Choosing the Right Game System

1. Xbox 360

Xbox's latest system is the Xbox 360 Elite, which is smaller compared to the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360 is preceded by the Xbox. Many older Xbox games can be played on the Xbox 360. Even though there is a huge variety of games to your Xbox 360 for several age groups, Xbox games seem to target more mature gamers, like teens and adults. The normal Xbox games have been"war-like" matches such as the popular Halo series. You could even make friends online and play games in groups, like raids on each other bases or functioning as a staff to help out on quests. You have to purchase Xbox Live to use these attributes. Xbox live could be bought monthly for approximately $9 a month or yearly for a little more than $200 annually. You can use your card to the console or buy Xbox Points to pay for them. You can even watch Netflix Instant Watch films (in case you have a Netflix membership,) Zune new releases, connect it to your own music in your pc (if you've got the correct version of Windows), Facebook and lots of others. Accessories like a camera and headset allow you to talk to and see your competitors. Newly released games to the Xbox 360 typically vary from $50 to $60. New games, that aren't new releases can frequently be found for $30 to $40. Used games can be found for as low as $10.

2. Nintendo Wii

Nintendo's latest system is that the Nintendo Wii which is designed using a"Wii Remote" plus also a"Nunchuck." Many games require just these two pieces. There are lots of add-ons into the Wii distant, like a motion sensor which is necessary for some games, a balance board that's required for some games, and straps to attach the distant and nunchuck for you for games the monitor your movement. The new controllers are designed to be intuitive to use even for more mature players who normally disdain video games ('. . .back when I was a kid...") Recently, games are aimed at getting children up and moving with games such as Wii Resorts, at which player take part in sports such as throwing a Frisbee, jousting (which my children just loved), bow and arrow, jet ski, etc.. Most newer consoles include Wii Sports that include games such as tennis and bowling and monitors your progress every day. A number of the games have been designed using a family theme, however there are just as many teen and adult games. Additionally, you can buy add-ons that attach to your control. Among our favorite was the light saber controllers that glowed and had sound effects. You will find tennis rackets for tennis, firearms for shooting games, golf clubs, etc.. I discovered some of those add-ons for a buck in the Dollar Tree, and Big Lots sells a pack of controls which are extremely inexpensive. 1 game we don't possess, but a saw some priest enjoying is boxing. You however the control in boxing gloves and you punch at (but don't really hit it please) the screen to score points and knock out your opponent (your sibling.) There are quite a few exercise"games" in which you exercise together with the controllers and the"game" monitors your progress and also offers support and tips. It is not all exercise. Many games, for example Raymon Raving Rabbids, has you sit Wii Balance Board and Skii. The balance board also turns to a Skate Board and is used for monitoring running, jumping, etc.. The sport price range is like that of the Xbox 360, but utilized games will cost a little more, and locating a used balance board, or camera is nearly impossible. Though we've experienced our Wii for just a very brief time and have just a couple of games (and not equilibrium board or other cool items ) I rate this console the greatest for families looking to enjoy time together without running around town to various activities. You can locate consoles for less on ebay.com and shopgoodwill.com (simply read carefully about functionality and always check transport ). GameStop offers consoles also, and they've been refurbished, checked, and include a warranty with an optional extended warranty. The Wii also plays Netflix instant watch matches, but you have to ask Netflix to get a special disk (which can be free of charge.)

3. PlayStation 2 or 3

Ok, I really don't understand a lot about the PlayStation 3, however we have had the PlayStation 2 for a lengthy time and it has games are fantastic for your"almost a teen" age group. Our very first games was Rachet and Clank, which we obtained when my son was 6. He really appreciated it and picked up the controls pretty quickly. The controllers for the PlayStation 2 are far more similar to this"legacy" (legacy means old like Atari controls and joysticks.) I believe the PlayStation 3 features controls that are very much like the Xbox 360 controls. You have to get the upgraded PlayStation 3 in order for it to be backwards compatible with PlayStation 2 games. PlayStation 3 can also be attempting to pick-up more of the mature market and offers more older games. There are cameras for this particular game and you've got the capacity to socialize with other players.

4. Handheld games: Nintendo DS/DSI vs. PSP (PlayStation Portable)

If you travel a whole lot, then a handheld system is best for you. The PSP, and Nintendo DSI will link to local Wireless networks and play games. The Nintendo DSI is the latest release of handhelds by Nintendo and preceded by the DS, Game Boy Advance, and only Game Boy. Every one of the systems used little"cartridge" type games which plug-into the the console along with the DSI is backwards compatible with all of it's predecessors. These capsules are extremely sturdy that makes them excellent for children. We really found one that was dropeed by my cousin, rained on and pushed on and it worked! Also, the Nintendo DSI is considerably larger than the Nintedo DS. The PSP uses miniature CD-like disks which need accountable care. I believe both the PSP and Nintendo DSI have comparable lines of games and movies available, and both will connect to a wireless network. The Nintendo DS/DSI can download games from stations at places like Walmart. I haven't used this feature yet, and it's uncertain as to whether you've got to pay a commission. I will update you the first time I try it out!

Summary:

A sport system for family pleasure: Nintendo Wii A game system for teen agers and much more older players: Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3 A sport system that encourages exercise: Nintendo Wii A game platform for older kids, around 6 and older: PlayStation 3 A sport system for viewing movies on the go: Nintendo DSI or PSP A portable video game system: Nintendo DS/DSI or PSP A game platform for younger kids: Nintendo Wii or PlayStation 2 (or the upgraded PlayStation 3). For young children, you may also want to consider less costly options like Nintendo 64 and PlayStation 1.

One more note, each of those systems have Band and Singing games, such as Guitar Hero, Rock Band, Sing it! , etc. and have accessories for them such as microphones, guitars, and drum sets. The accessories, although exactly the same change in cost based on the system. To know more info click https://www.tomsmonitor.com/144hz-monitor/

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