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#I am a menace
hauntingrabbits · 2 years
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Peak character design
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koallebear · 11 months
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are we allies or enemies?
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almond-tofuuu · 1 month
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He's so done with me lmao 😂
Unfortunately for him, I will continue to be a menace 😈😚 mwuahaha
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sewn-with-lilies-fair · 2 months
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The Duel of Sauron and Finrod
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ninjawitdaddyissues · 2 months
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okay so you say you're a phannie but did you print off and laminate the image of sister daniel on the broth's computer????
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bunn-iiii · 1 year
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Gerard Way flower crown edits in 2022?
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more likely than you think
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eiightysixbaby · 3 months
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soooo….
since I had SO much fun writing i’ll be home for christmas, and because I can’t get eddie and sunny out of my head…
there will be a new years themed oneshot for that universe, coming (hopefully) by new year’s day! it will maybe, possibly, probably be a little spicy. or a lot spicy. 🫢
see y’all there 😉
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bean-there-done-that · 5 months
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No one:
Absoloutly no one:
Me: "SLAVES TO THE ARMY OF ANGUS! WARRIORS WHO YEARN TO BE FREEEEEEE! I WILL LIBERATE YOU FROM THE CHAINS OF YOUR LIFE, YOUR SOULS NOW BELONG TO MEEEEEE-"
My brother: "please calm down"
Me: "I swear by the blood of the sword in my veins, I will never be defeat!" D:<
My brother: *sigh*
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mirabai0821 · 4 months
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WIP: Blood and Honey CH...3?
Pairings: F!Tav / Halsin Tags: N/A unless you count a bear popping a boner Word Count: 422 Summary: Scratch is missing. Halsin uses his bear to find him. Utter fucking shenanigans ensue. A/N: BAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAHA Here's more of Blood and Honey from somewhere around chapter three. With Tav upon his back, the pair wandered away from the party and deeper into the forest. 
“Scratch! Here boy!”
Halsin growled, the rumble of it vibrating her bones. “Best to not,” He cautioned. “We do not know what hunts tonight. I will sniff him out.”
“Don’t you need a lock of his hair or a favorite toy or something?”
“Normally yes,” He answered. “But I don’t think I need to. This creature must be special to you for you to be so saturated with his scent. Did you raise him from a pup?” 
“I…no. I just met him a week or so ago.”
Halsin the Bear still had most of the faculties of Halsin the Elf. He could think and reason and plot and scheme. But the bear parsed the elf’s complex mortal emotions through a bear’s simpler lens. Therefore the admiration he felt at Tav’s devotion to her companion didn’t translate fully and came through as only the bear could make sense of it.
Hunger. 
And not the belly-filling kind.
On his back, Tav shifted and Halsin was made keenly aware she was sitting astride him.
Oak Father preserve me…
Halsin sniffed the air and did his damndest to filter Tav out. The bear noted, rather nonchalantly, that her scent told him she was young, healthy, and very fertile. 
Halsin snorted, hoping the action would expel that particular smell from his nose.
“Everything okay? I must smell terrible covered in all this mud, huh?”
“It’s not great,” he lied, realizing belatedly he just told a beautiful woman that she stank if only to avoid admitting to said beautiful woman that he could smell her ovulating and that it was driving him to distraction.
Halsin, if you don’t locate this dog right now!
“Sorry,” Tav muttered sheepishly. “I feel foolish even asking for your help. You’re an archdruid, it’s kinda beneath you to go looking for lost dogs.”
“It is precisely because I am an archdruid that I am duty-bound to assist. Finding lost dogs, especially ones so loved, are well within my charge.”
“Thank you,” Absent-mindedly, Tav reached forward and scratched behind his ears like did for Scratch and Kanid before him. The pleasurable sensation nearly dropped Halsin to his knees.
“Please, do not do that again!” He growled.
Tav snatched away. “I’m sorry!”
Tav wiggled, trying to get down from his back, rubbing her crotch against him, stirring up more of her pheromones as she blubbered apologies. “I’m so sorry! I totally forgot someone was in there!”
“Don’t move, do not…stop…Tav please…”
Suddenly, the bear scented blood replacing the hunger that made his loins ache with a new emotion.
Rage.
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A/N: Now that I've better fleshed out a thornier section later in the fic, I have a feeling more snippets from earlier parts of the story will come at a decent clip. Will I ever be done with this story? Perhaps. Good lord willing and the creek don't rise, I hope to have it posting worthy before the end of the year. More Blood and Honey snippets:
Chapter 1 The Old Bear's Still Got It Confession? Go See A Priest Halsin x Tav x Astarion Headcanons: Part 1 Part 2 Tav x Halsin standalone drabbles: Gray Hair Movement
Hmm...Guess I need to balance it out with some Tav x Astarion drabbles. Keep on the lookout.
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lady-of-imladris · 3 months
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Gonna make a 2024 vision board! I've never made one of those before but it looks cute so I'm gonna give it a go!
Today's schedule is PACKED (lmao it's not, I have like 3 things to do and one of them is online shopping)
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witchlenore · 6 months
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I have glow in the dark yarn and its spooky season. Beware.
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bpdanakn · 1 year
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i had too much fun making this. the way so many audios could fit here
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nihil-gaiman · 5 months
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it's becoming difficult to not spout my fanfic ideas to strangers in the grocery store
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wulfthedollmaker · 9 months
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Hyuhyuhyuuuu~ I’m not sorry 👹👹
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thedandeliondyke · 4 months
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Being so bratty my butch's jaw drops in indignation. Surely there will no consequences for this.
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lilacstarfall24h · 11 months
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Choi Su-Yeon during the episode where she gets her period I completely thought she shit her pants and the show just treated this really nicely. And as an IBS girly, I was like Choi Su-Yeon is an IBS girly tooo. and I think that this is the only way to look at it. and I am completely right and this is canon. ✨
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