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On May 4, President Donald Trump signed an executive order that allows churches and religious leaders to explicitly endorse or oppose a political candidate without penalty to their nonprofit, tax-exempt status. Responses from white conservative evangelicals showed that this wasn’t what they were looking for. What they wanted, it seems, was legal protection for religious institutions and business owners to deny services to same-sex couples and transgender persons.
I am a sociologist studying contemporary evangelicalism and sexuality, and my research shows that the political beliefs of white evangelicals have deftly shifted from the bully pulpits of the Moral Majority in the 1980s to cultural messages that appear hip and modern. In particular, Christian sex advice caught my attention because it showcases how evangelicals can hold beliefs that are simultaneously pro- and anti-sex.
Sex advice websites
In my book “Christians under Covers: Evangelicals and Sexual Pleasure on the Internet,” I conducted a virtual ethnography of online Christian websites – blogs and message boards that discuss sex from a Christian perspective and online stores that sell sex toys and intimacy products.
In total, I studied 36 websites and conducted 44 interviews with users of two of the most active sites as well as six interviews with creators of different sites over two years – between 2010 and 2012. I collected survey responses from nearly 800 users of seven different sites. Collectively, these sites have attracted thousands of users who believe that God wants married, heterosexual couples to have great sex.
Though in my work, I use pseudonyms to describe the names of websites and their users, these sites are easy to find for anyone who is searching for “Christian sex advice.”
Christian sexual websites present evangelism as sexy for couples. Gill Poole, CC BY-NC
The problem that these websites try to solve is that many Christian couples don’t know how to achieve the great sex that God made possible, having grown up hearing a constant refrain of negative messages about sexuality. The content of these sites is a curious mix of secular and religious language that resembles both the liberal sex advice column “Savage Love” and the religious fiction novel series “Left Behind” – aimed at reminding believers that all of their actions are a part of a larger spiritual battle between good and evil.
On these websites, messages abound about self-improvement and being a good, giving and game sexual partner, as well the power of Jesus, the influence of Satan and the importance of being born-again.
Women make up the majority of bloggers and sex toy store owners I studied. They describe using vibrators and achieving orgasms; men talk about open communication with their wives about their deepest sexual desires.
It is a relatively recent historical phenomenon for Christians to claim sexual pleasure as part of their religious framework. As historian of religion Mark Jordan notes, sexual sins have included virtually every erotic action other than sex intended for conceiving children.
Christian sexuality websites, however, present evangelicalism as a sexy and modern representation of a religious tradition that is stereotypically the opposite.
Conservative beliefs
In the years I spent studying these sites, I never saw a single post endorsing or opposing a political candidate. Nonetheless, political beliefs were reflected in the implicit and explicit rules that were required of website users regarding their beliefs related to gender, sexuality and marriage.
On one website, for example, a message board where users post hundreds of comments every day, the moderators allow for “minor theological disagreements” among members, but require that “Members must be married (one man, one woman), and followers of Jesus Christ and His Word. Jesus, and Jesus alone, is the only way to salvation, and the Bible is the ultimate authority.” Off limits is “any defense of the practice of homosexuality, so-called ‘gay marriage,’ or the like.”
The beliefs on these websites are far from representative of American Christianity. Most Christians today believe that homosexuality should be accepted by society. A majority of LGBT Americans have some religious affiliation and there are LGBT-affirming groups in many Christian denominations (Matthew Vine’s The Reformation Project is one evangelical example).
Yet on these websites supporting gay sex (or gay marriage), sex outside of heterosexual marriage or any relationship that is nonmonogamous is fundamentally heresy.
In other words, the websites present a sexual logic that combines both limits and freedoms: Christian sexuality, all of these websites adamantly claim, is one full of choice and autonomy so long as Christians follow God’s demands for who is allowed to have sex.
As one blogger told me in an interview, “I think a couple has tremendous freedom” so long as sex is consensual and between husband and wife. In my book, I refer to this as the “logic of Godly sex:” a logic that makes sexual pleasure possible for straight, married Christians but forecloses it for everyone else.
Advancing conservative politics
In other words, I would argue, the sexual freedom that these websites claim to offer is illusory. This illusion is also central to the arguments that proponents present in favor of religious freedom legislation.
These state-enacted bills provide a practical route by which individuals can use the courts to make free exercise violation claims against the state.
The Christian sexuality websites do not accept homosexuality. Nathan Rupert, CC BY-NC-ND
For instance, Mississippi HB 1523 (passed in April 2016 but later blocked by a federal judge) protects persons who have “the sincerely held religious belief” that marriage “should be recognized as the union of one man and one woman” to decide whether or not to provide services, including housing and employment, to LGBT people.
It defines “a man” and “a woman,” according to law: “an individual’s immutable biological sex as objectively determined by anatomy and genetics at the time of birth.” Laws like HB 1523 offer a strategy for religious conservatives to use their religious freedom to advance an anti-gay, anti-transgender, and anti-abortion political agenda.
In my opinion, emphasizing freedom and choice alongside conservative ideas about gender, sexuality and marriage is how conservative Christians can adapt to a changing world while maintaining their religious distinction.
After researching Christian sexuality websites, I am convinced that they do as much or more to advance conservative politics as does a preacher telling his congregation to vote for a particular candidate.
Kelsy Burke, Assistant Professor of Sociology, University of Nebraska-Lincoln
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1: Name: Sam
2: Age: 33
3: Fears: Dying alone. Everything else
4: 3 things I love: Food, Music, Nudity
5: 4 turns on: Short hair, fishnet/thigh highs, sense of humor, nerdiness
6: 4 turns off: Unkindness, pickiness, ...I dunno what else
7: My best friend: Uhuh
8: Sexual orientation: Not sure
9: My best first date: Never had a good one
10: How tall I am: 5′ 8″
11: I miss: My mom
12: I was born: Here
13: Favourite color: Black
14: Do I have a crush: And then some
15: Favourite quote: “Become friends with someone, and they may allow you to take certain things from their home.” -Skyrim loading screen
16: Favourite place: Wizarding World of Harry Potter, so far
17: Favourite food: Pizza
18: Do I use sarcasm: Yes
19: What am I listening to right now: Todd Barry
20: First thing I notice in a new person: Their style or their hair
21: Shoe size: 10.5W
22: Eye color: Gray
23: Hair color: Brown
24: Favourite style of clothing: Whatever is comfortable
25: Ever done a prank call? Yes
26: Meaning behind my URL: Ideocosm + Cosmonaut
27: Favourite movie: Robocop
28: Favourite song: Too many
29: Favourite band: Too many
30: How I feel right now: Worried as usual
31: Someone I love: Yyyyeah?
32: My current relationship status: Alone
33: My relationship with my parents: Alright for what it is I guess
34: Favourite holiday: Eh
35: Tattoos and piercing I have: Two tattoos on my right arm
36: Tattoos and piercings I want: More tattoos everywhere
37: The reason I joined Tumblr: Boredom
38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? n/a
39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Nope
40: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted? No
41: When did I last hold hands? A year ago
42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Depends
43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? No
44: Where am I right now? Home
45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Paramedics
46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Loudish
47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? No
48: Am I excited for anything? Cyberpunk 2077
49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Kinda
50: How often do I wear a fake smile? Sometimes
51: When was the last time I hugged someone? 2 weeks ago
52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? n/a
53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Pretty much everyone I trust
54: What is something I disliked about today? The uncertainty
55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? My soulmate
56: What do I think about most? Who my soulmate possibly is
57: What’s my strangest talent? I can make orc teeth with my bottom lip
58: Do I have any strange phobias? Objects way bigger than they should be
59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind
60: What was the last lie I told? Im not sure
61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Neither
62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Not really. Maybe.
63: Do I believe in magic? In a sense
64: Do I believe in luck? Yeah
65: What’s the weather like right now? Cold
66: What was the last book I’ve read? ASOIAF 1
67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Kind of
68: Do I have any nicknames? Not really
69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I cut my lip open with broken glass
70: Do I spend money or save it? Spend
71: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? No
72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Yeh
73: Favourite animal? Bears
74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Sleeping
75: What do I think Satan’s last name is? ...Sheets?
76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Arin’s Penis Song
77: How can you win my heart? Tell me you love me
78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I’ll probably be cremated.
79: What is my favorite word? Wiener
80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: uhhhh
81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Eww stop it
82: Do I have any relatives in jail? Nope
83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Teleportation maybe? Or Deadpool regeneration
84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? why would I say that here
85: What is my current desktop picture? Witch Mercy
86: Had sex? No
87: Bought condoms? No
88: Gotten pregnant? Food pregnant
89: Failed a class? Yes
90: Kissed a boy? Yes, but not seriously
91: Kissed a girl? No
92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? No
93: Had job? Yes
94: Left the house without my wallet? Yes
95: Bullied someone on the internet? Yes
96: Had sex in public? No
97: Played on a sports team? Not officially
98: Smoked weed? Yes
99: Did drugs? Yes
100: Smoked cigarettes? Yes
101: Drank alcohol? Yes
102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? No
103: Been overweight? Yes
104: Been underweight? Yes, apparently
105: Been to a wedding? Yes
106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Yes
107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Yes
108: Been outside my home country? No
109: Gotten my heart broken? Yes
110: Been to a professional sports game? No
111: Broken a bone? Yes
112: Cut myself? Yes
113: Been to prom? No
114: Been in airplane? Yes
115: Fly by helicopter? Yes
116: What concerts have I been to? Flogging Molly, Weird Al, and a bunch of local bands
117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Not really
118: Learned another language? Not fully
119: Wore make up? Nope
120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? No
121: Had oral sex? No
122: Dyed my hair? Yes
123: Voted in a presidential election? No
124: Rode in an ambulance? Yes
125: Had a surgery? No
126: Met someone famous? No
127: Stalked someone on a social network? Gently
128: Peed outside? Yes
129: Been fishing? Yes
130: Helped with charity? Yes
131: Been rejected by a crush? Yes
132: Broken a mirror? Yes
133: What do I want for birthday? Sex, but I always settle for whatever
134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? None
135: Was I named after anyone? My dad
136: Do I like my handwriting? No
137: What was my favourite toy as a child? My ED-209
138: Favourite Tv Show? GBBS
139: Where do I want to live when older? Yknow, certain parts of Florida are actually pretty nice...
140: Play any musical instrument? No
141: One of my scars, how did I get it? A knoife
142: Favourite pizza topping? Pepperinos
143: Am I afraid of the dark? In a sense
144: Am I afraid of heights? Yes
145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Yes
146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Yes
147: What I’m really bad at: Seemingly everything
148: What my greatest achievements are: Probably game related. I mean I graduated high school but that doesnt seem to count for much these days.
149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: “You are absolutely worthless and if you were an animal, your mother would have eaten you when you were born.” -my subconscious
150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: Buy a new car and go to Japan. And a cruise. Those are probably the big expensive things I want.
151: What do I like about myself: Noooooot much
152: My closest Tumblr friend: I dunno. I’m just here for the reblogs.
153: Something I fantasize about: Someone being in love with me
154: Any thoughts on the paranormal? It’s great
155: Free question: Any question you’d like to ask, be it rude, fun, curious, strange, sexual, random, meme related, etc! Nope
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1: Name: Katya
2: Age: 19yrs old [almost 20]
3: 3 Fears: jump scares, that’s about it
4: 3 things I love: My cat, Music, Math
5: 4 turn-ons: brutality, intelligence, gentleness, independency
6: 4 turn-offs: being an asshole, huge ego, whiny bitch, failure at sexy talk
7: My best friend: My cat. And Kimmy
8: Sexual orientation: BIsexual
9: My best first date: smoked weed, watched Star Trek, stayed up the entire night, even up until going to class the following day.
10: How tall: 5’4”
11: What/Who do I miss?: My cat, because he’s in the other room.
12: What time was I born?: 17:29
13: Favourite colour: Black. Or Blood Red. Or Chartreuse. Or anything that’s not Blue.
14: Do I have a crush?: yes.
15: Favourite quote: The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever…. Jacques Yves-Cousteau
16: Favourite place: The beach
17: Favourite food: Spaghetti. Pasta in general really.
18: Do I use sarcasm?: neeeeveeeerrrr {all the time}
19: What am I listening to right now?: a collection of arias all being sung by Maria Callas – currently on ‘O rendetemi la speme... Qui la voce’ from I puritani.
20: First thing I notice in a new person: Their talking patterns.
21: Shoe size: 7/8?
22: Eye colour: Poop coloured (Brown)
23: Hair colour: Black, and blonde-ish, and some purple, and maybe some red left?
24: Favourite style of clothing: Female office wear. Dresses, Slacks, and Pencil Skirts.
25: Ever done a prank call?: Absolutely not.
26: What’s your most extreme sexual fantasy?: Fucking in a library.
27: Meaning behind my URL: I’m pretty fucking gay – sapphire is adorable in Steven Universe and “Sapphic Sapphire” just sounds really fucking cool – I am apparently able to capture the male gaze in a spell-like manner.
28: Favourite movie: The Lego Movie.
29: Favourite song: There are so fucking many I have no clue.
30: Favourite band: I do not have one.
31: How I feel right now: Stoneeeedddd. And Hungry.
32: Someone I love: My Cat.
33: My current relationship status: Standing on my own in the middle of a party xD
34: My relationship with my parents: Pretty solid.
35: Favourite holiday: Friday the 13th. But if you’re going to say that’s not a viable option, then Halloween.
36: Tattoos and piercings I have: Pi Symbol on my wrist, and a Star Trek tattoo on the back of my left shoulder. Then earrings.
37: Tattoos and piercings I want: Many more tattoos – underboob, spine, thigh, ribcage – nose piercing.
38: The reason I joined Tumblr: It sounded like my kind of place.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: Nopeeee.
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?: eh, sometimes. Depends on who I’ve been talking to.
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: No I have not.
42: When did I last hold hands?: Recently.
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 2mins. Unless I’m doing my makeup, then at least 3 hours xD
44: Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
45: Where am I right now?: Laying on the floor.
46: If I were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: Me, Myself, and I, bitch.
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: reasonable level.
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: Only part of the time.
49: Am I excited for anything?: seeing the Book of Mormon in a couple months.
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: yes I do.
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: looool
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: like 10mins ago.
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: eh.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: not really.
55: What is something I disliked about today?: Classes.
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Dita Von Teese
57: What do I think about most?: My cat.
58: What’s my strangest talent?: Being able to finish a big mac in two/three bites.
59: Do I have any strange phobias?: Nah.
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Nowhere near it.
61: What was the last lie I told?: “I don’t have any homework to be doing right now”
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: Video Chatting.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: BISH YES.
64: Do I believe in magic?: MATH AND SCIENCE ARE MAGIC.
65: Do I believe in luck?: I guess.
66: What’s the weather like right now?: cozy.
67: What was the last book I’ve read?: The World’s Greatest Love Letters
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: no
69: Do I have any nicknames?: angel, kat, kitty, kitkat, ketchup, kat-yuh, pika, Pikachu, some more random ones that I can’t think of.
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?: I sprained my ankle pretty bad and was on crutches for a couple months? Or maybe it was the dog bite? I don’t think the dog bite was that bad, I just got like 27stitches in my lip and all was good.
71: Do I spend money or save it?: I try my best to save it; in order to spend it on high quality expensive things.
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: barely.
73: Is there anything pink within 10 ft. from me?: yessss. A yarn spiderweb that I made
74: Favourite animal?: any type of puddy cat
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Sleeping biatch.
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: Morningstar. Lucifer Morningstar.
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Fallin’ by Iration. Honey Bee by Blake Shelton
78: How can you win my heart?: food.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: she went out with a bang.
80: What is my favorite word?: Exequies
81: My top 5 blogs on Tumblr: @missmayimurderyou @im-rapemeat @sweartrek @dennys @nerdery-and-nudity
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: I’m sorry
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: Yes. My Uncle.
84: What superpower would I have?: Talking to animals.
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: Are you okay?
86: What is my current desktop picture?: A picture of me smiling and holding my cat.
87: Had sex?: yee yee
88: Bought condoms?: yup.
89: Gotten pregnant?: respectfully decline to answer.
90: Failed a class?: All the time.
91: Kissed a boy?: yup
92: Kissed a girl?: yes indeed.
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: I do not think so?
94: Had job?: Yes I have.
95: Left the house without my wallet?: Many times, I don’t need to take it everywhere with me.
96: Bullied someone on the internet?: never.
97: Had sex in public?: yes indeed.
98: Played on a sports team?: yea.
99: Smoked weed?: Doing that right now.
100: Did drugs?: Nothing other than weed, or prescribed medicine.
101: Smoked cigarettes?: absolutely not.
102: Drank alcohol?: Yes indeed.
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: Vegetarian.
104: Been overweight?: Nope.
105: Been underweight?: Yes.
106: Been to a wedding?: Yup.
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: Possibly. I have definitely skyped, but I don’t really use the computer that much while doing that. Oh wait – I’ve definitely stayed up all night watching South Park many times before.
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: Yes definitely.
109: Been outside my home country?: Yes indeed
110: Gotten my heart broken?: Mhm.
111: Been to a professional sports game?: yes I have.
112: Broken a bone?: Never
113: Cut myself?: Nope.
114: Been to prom?: Not really – my high school didn’t have dances.
115: Been in airplane?: Yes, many times.
116: Fly by helicopter?: yup.
117: What concerts have I been to?: Tool, 30 Seconds to Mars, Dierks Bentley, Randy Houser, Carrie Underwood, GRiZ, Steve Aoki, Evanescence, and I think(?) that is everyone.
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Duh.
119: Learned another language?: Yes, French.
120: Wore make up?: Yup.
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: Shhhh, don’t tell on me
122: Had oral sex?: Yes.
123: Dyed my hair?: Duh.
124: Voted in a presidential election?: Nope.
125: Rode in an ambulance?: No.
126: Had a surgery?: I mean, I got my lip stitched up from a dog bite, does that count?
127: Met someone famous?: Yes. Broadway actors.
128: Stalked someone on a social network?: Yes.
129: Peed outside?: Nope.
130: Been fishing?: nope.
131: Helped with charity?: yes.
132: Been rejected by a crush?: no
133: Broken a mirror?: no
134: What do I want for birthday?: a new tattoo
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?: None.
136: Was I named after anyone?: No.
137: Do I like my handwriting?: Yee boi.
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?: My ocean books.
139: Favourite TV Show?: Star Trek, or Comedy Bang Bang.
140: Where do I want to live when older?: New Zealand. Or Europe.
141: Play any musical instrument?: Multiple.
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?: Bit by my aunt’s dog.
143: Favourite pizza toping?: Pineapple
144: Am I afraid of the dark?: nope.
145: Am I afraid of heights?: nah
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?: no.
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?: lol all the time
148: What I’m really bad at: meeting new people
149: What my greatest achievements are: Singing.
150: What I’d do if I won the lottery: Cry.
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first and last time ill post about myself (maybe)
* 1: name omar * 2: Age 19 * 3: Fears oblivion * 4: 3 things I love Food, Art, my girl * 5: turn ons my girl * 6: turn offs everyone else * 7: My best friend savannah then james 2nd just cause he knows me well * 8: Sexual orientation i am a male. penis and all. * 9: My best first date dont remember * 10: How tall am I 5'7 ish lol * 11: What do I miss the way holidays use to feel * 12: What time were I born an inconvenient one * 13: Favourite color lol black, red, grey * 14: Do I have a crush no i have a gf * 15: Favourite quote you get what you give * 16: Favourite place i hate crowds lol but i love the city especially during arts festivals * 17: Favourite food anything home made, steak and seafood are both at the top * 18: Do I use sarcasm when im using english * 19: What am I listening to right now Migos * 20: First thing I notice in new person how much they talk and what about * 21: Shoe size 10.5 US * 22: Eye color brown * 23: Hair color black * 24: Favourite style of clothing ummm... shit if its black, fits loose and is casual enough for hang outs but also stylish for dinner dates, you set * 25: Ever done a prank call? once and the cops came saying it wasnt funny * 27: Meaning behind my URL its my name and i was born in the 90's *shrug* * 28: Favourite movie i love all kinds of movie its hard to pick a favorite * 29: Favourite song gold steps / Neck Deep * 30: Favourite band BMTH/NeckDeep/Deftones * 31: How I feel right now annoyed as always * 32: Someone I love savannah marie * 33: My current relationship status almost a years worth of lovin * 34: My relationship with my parents all up in my life * 35: Favourite holiday christmas/thanksgiving * 36: Tattoos and piercing i have none and none but coming soon * 37: Tattoos and piercing i want a thigh piece that'll be across both a chest piece of the quote i put up there ears and nose but my girl dont like the idea of my nose * 38: The reason I joined Tumblr it was cool in 2013 * 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? lol kat is a bitch for leading me on into a relationship i thought she was actually gonna dedicate to * 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? texts and phone calls from my gf * 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? all the time * 42: When did I last hold hands? last time i saw savannah * 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? depends on where im headed to * 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? not in the past 19 years * 45: Where am I right now? on bluemound omw to work * 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? savannah we usual go out together * 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? loud unless we chillin and talkin * 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? about to be neither in like a week but my dad * 49: Am I excited for anything? moving out, tattoos, painting, cooking, working out * 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? savannah * 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? ehh if im mad u can tell * 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? told my grandparents bye while leaving for work * 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? id go crazy and probably kill both of them * 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lol yeah cause he dont keep secrets well * 55: What is something I disliked about today? i didn't see sav * 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? André3000, Big Boy, Johnny Depp, Lenny Kravitz, and Post Malone lol ;Posty because he from round my city so we could vibe easily * 57: What do I think about most? life and how im failing or acing it * 58: What’s my strangest talent? it wouldnt be strange to me so idk * 59: Do I have any strange phobias? fuck caterpillars, fuck slugs, and snails whatever phobia that is * 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? haha both but im usually behind it * 61: What was the last lie I told? im not hungry * 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? otp cause idk what to do with my face on facetime * 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes and yes theres greater and more advanced beings than us and also souls dude they can choose to stay or go so like duh * 64: Do I believe in magic? yeah * 65: Do I believe in luck? ya * 66: What’s the weather like right now? breezy i work outside so perfect * 67: What was the last book I’ve read? i start books and halfway start another * 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? FCUJ YES lol idk why its like dude i should be getting high of this smell but its not making me high wtf * 69: Do I have any nicknames? omii (oh-me) , catfish , choncho * 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? broke my arm, nose, and ankle * 71: Do I spend money or save it? both when needed * 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no * 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? what? no * 74: Favourite animal? red pandas * 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? at work * 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? sama * 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? hey ya / outkast * 78: How can you win my heart? being sav * 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? "See ya later losers" * 80: What is my favorite word? trudge * 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr um idk their specific url's but i follow a graffiti one, a music one, a painting one, and some others similar to these * 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? stop with all the hate man, if someone isn't harming you or effecting your life specifically let them be. let people do what they want to do and dont harm. thats it. * 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? did, he passed away. * 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? teleportation * 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? if im hungry because its a yes 100% of the time * 86: What is my current desktop picture? my uncle who passed away * 87: Had sex? ya * 88: Bought condoms? ya * 89: Gotten pregnant? not possible * 90: Failed a class? ya * 91: Kissed a boy? no * 92: Kissed a girl? ya * 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? ya * 94: Had job? ya * 95: Left the house without my wallet? yes * 96: Bullied someone on the internet? lol ya * 97: Had sex in public? no * 98: Played on a sports team? ya * 99: Smoked weed? ya * 100: Did drugs? ig * 101: Smoked cigarettes? yea * 102: Drank alcohol? yerp * 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? nah nah i love steak * 104: Been overweight? still am * 105: Been underweight? yea * 106: Been to a wedding? yes * 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? i guess maybe * 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yea * 109: Been outside my home country? yes * 110: Gotten my heart broken? i suppose * 111: Been to a professional sports game? yes * 112: Broken a bone? a couple * 113: Cut myself? by accident * 114: Been to prom? yea * 115: Been in airplane? yes * 116: Fly by helicopter? nah * 117: What concerts have I been to? Kevin Gates, Big Sean, Jeremih, Carnage, RaeSremmurd, Post Malone, Russ, Future, J Cole * 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? hella nah * 119: Learned another language? spanish * 120: Wore make up? for theater * 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? yes * 122: Had oral sex? yes * 123: Dyed my hair? no * 124: Voted in a presidential election? no * 125: Rode in an ambulance? recently * 126: Had a surgery? yes * 127: Met someone famous? yes * 128: Stalked someone on a social network? no * 129: Peed outside? yes * 130: Been fishing? many times * 131: Helped with charity? yea * 132: Been rejected by a crush? dont think so * 133: Broken a mirror? no * 134: What do I want for birthday? an apartment * 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 4 - 2 boys first 1girl then another boy i only know my first sons name will be Aiden * 136: Was I named after anyone? no * 137: Do I like my handwriting? hell nah * 138: What was my favourite toy as a child? headphones * 139: Favourite Tv Show? shameless, Friends, family guy * 140: Where do I want to live when older? on my own * 141: Play any musical instrument? no * 142: One of my scars, how did I get it? forearm surgery 2 plates 11 screws * 143: Favourite pizza toping? pepperoni * 144: Am I afraid of the dark? sometimes * 145: Am I afraid of heights? no * 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? yes plenty * 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? eh life * 148: What I’m really bad at life * 149: What my greatest achievments are finding my gf * 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: idk * 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery get tf outta here and go be alone * 152: What do I like about myself theres only one me * 153: My closest Tumblr friend none * 154: Something I fantasise about eat food from around the world * 155: Any question you’d like how was my day? eh i woke up at 2pm and haven't had any food yet so im pretty grumpy
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