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#I TOLD YALL I WAS GONNA CRY ABT IT
scattered-winter · 8 months
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horrifying self recognition through the other aside this has been an actually not terrible start to The Family Gathering tbh
#my cousin who i havent really seen in a while came up to me and asked abt my pronouns because i came out to the fam a while ago#and he didnt really remember what id said (which. fair. its a big family w lots of things to remember)#and so he asked what my pronouns were and i told him and he promised that if he ever messed up i needed to make him#do like 5 or 10 pushups lmao#and ngl. its the sweetest thing anyone in this family has ever said to me abt that#everyone else has kinda just. moved on. and either forgotten that im not a girl or purposefully ignoring it.#and idk maybe i should stand up for myself a little more but ive been practically a doormat all my life#and idk. its hard using my voice and establishing boundaries when ive let ppl bulldoze over me for almost 20 years.#sigh. anyway.#im gonna be thinking about that all day tbh it was genuinely so sweet#and i am also being consumed by The Loneliness again <3#just. i want someone to just talk to about all this??? someone who isnt in my family because they all have stakes in it too?????#we're all grieving. i aint special.#i just want to talk to someone about it in person so they can hold my hand while i cry myself to sleep because ngl#thats what it looks like we're doing tonight#im just. tired of feeling alone in this enormous family where it seems like im the only odd man out#and also ykw the Not Having Any Irl Friends loneliness too. thats also pretty significant.#not saying my internet friends arent great i love yall so so so much but it has just been .#a really really long time since ive had a good cry n hug session w someone.#sigh. im tired i need to go to bed#winter speaks#personal
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lovethoery · 2 years
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winchesternova-k · 2 years
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shitty uncle ruins good day, more at 11
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moonlitsnail · 2 years
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hm
#personal#called out two days in a row last week which prompted my boss to think i was looking to quit lol#had a convo w/ him on monday where he let me know that he rlly appreciates me being here and wants to give me a raise#i gladly accepted the raise and was hype abt now being paid more so maybe i dont have to keep job hunting#but now this is day 2 of running the air compressor all day and while i was able to tune it out yesterday#it also resulted in mr tuning quite literally everything else out and missing notifications and things said to me and whatnot#i do not have that capability today and bc i cant im forced to sit here with the air compressor running all fucking day#and no joke it is making me so viscerally upset i wanna just quit just walk#debating saying i have a migraine and heading home but also...money...#ive lost too many hrs this pay period and my checks gonna be peanuts unless i stay#but also im like losing my mind bc of this shit and idk how other ppl are managing it#i left for lunch and was hoping itd be done by the time i got back but it isnt and i swear to god if this happens again tomorrow i may just#fucking leave like genuinely i feel so fucking bad and idk what to do#like! ok heres my dilemma: wanted a new job for better pay and less hrs. was given better pay at current job#and will be able to ask for fewer hrs once my boss is back in town.#HOWEVER im still bored out of my fucking mind and also losing it bc of the damn air compressor all day so im like!#i know i just told yall i was happy accepting the promotion and happy to stay but now that the two day honeymoon period has passed#i feel like im dying again#so like?? idk if i should get back to the job hunt or if i should bail or WHAT#im gonna be so fucking exhausted tonight from how tense and close to crying ive been for the last four hrs
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ynbabe · 4 months
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Fake texts au- pt.8 bffs with the rookies+ The Hangover
Lando being Lando with .jpg and Max and Charles are now involuntary babysitters
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lando.jpg "we will never drink again" just look at em lie
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landonorris i dont even know how y/n is alive rn
logansargeant fr I don't even remember getting back to the horel its_y/n_love I DRAK TEQUILA FOR YOUR UNGRAEEFUL ASS SMH arthur_leclerc WHY AM I IN A SHOPING CAT??? oscarpiastri why are we sleeping on the road?
its_y/n_love damn slide 5 logsn stole my bikch 😥
oscarpiastri more importantly why am i little spoon? hello? logansargeant cause I'm built diffrnt 😤
maxverstappen Never get them near alcohol. ever again.
charlesleclerc atleast you didn't have to CLIMB UP A BUILDING TO GET ARTHUR AND LOGAN OKAY maxverstappen THATS BECAUSE Y/N AND OSCAR KEPT RUNNING ONTO THE ROAD!!
alex_albon ... why am i crying im slide 4
oscarpiastri cause you weer flirting witn lily and she told you shee had a bf alex_albon understandable
username omg not them drunk answering in the comments 😭
username ong what did they drink ?!?!?1 username tequila apparently username girl ain't no tequila doin all that
username WE FINALLY FOUND HER GUYS
username lando.jpg coming in clutch 💪 username not her endangering the driver's life by sleeping on the road and pushing arthur in a shopping cart 🙄 username fr like this isn't funny they should stop being friends with her look what Max and Charles said username can yall leave the poor girl alone! they're all adults it was their friends first point ofc they're gonna party ion see yall saying shit abt max and his redbull parties 🤨
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After your wild night, it was Oscar who came through first, groaning at the awkward position he was sleeping in, his neck sore with a horribly tough and warm pillow under it. He tried shoving it off but was only met with soft groans and a 'fucking stop', well that was enough to wake up the Aussie.
He turned around to be face-to-face with his childhood best friend, he let out a small yelp and pushed himself off the small sofa they were sharing, waking up the others.
"Oh my god, please shut up," came the hoarse voice of his friend Y/n, from the other side of the bed, on which Alex was the only one sleeping, his phone still on Facetime with his girlfriend, Lily.
As Y/n began pulling herself up, a deep Monganesque voice protested, "Y/n, stop moving," making the young woman's eyes widen as she pulled her hand away from the shirtless f2 driver's chest.
"Why aren't you wearing your shirt?" She asked looking at the boy still lying down on the floor, head clutched in his hands, "actually, Albon, why don't you have your shirt either?" she asked pulling herself up and lending her hand to the struggling boy next to her.
"I can answer that," came a woman's garbled voice through Alex's phone making him jump up to grab it, "Arthur fell off the bed onto you and when you pushed him off he used his shirt as a pillow," 'oh, that's why my ribs hurt' the younger woman thought, throwing a look at her friend, "and Alex was 'literally on fire and going to kill whoever messed with the AC'" she said with air quotes, making her boyfriend turn red.
"Thanks, Lily, I'll call you later, love you." he spoke and cut the call, "Remind me to never ever drink with the four of you again."
"Oscar, you kick in your sleep," Logan complained as he sat up, exploring all the black and blue bruises on his body, "why do we look like we were in a fight club?" he asked out loud making the others look at themselves.
Oscar had a few scratches on his knees and arms, Arthur had bruises and scratches littered all across his palms and hands and a nasty hand-sized bruise on his back, Y/n had a swollen nose, with a deep-ish cut along her eyebrow, the only unscathed on was Alex.
They all got dressed not bothering to change, knowing whose room they were in and walked to the private buffet that had been set up for the driver staying in the hotel, courtesy of Paris Hilton's soft spot for Lando.
As soon as they walked in, they were greeted by Lando, smiling and laughing as he recorded with his phone.
"Merde, I'm going to die, shut the lights," the youngest Leclerc said as he threw himself on the chair, closest to him, letting his head fall back. Y/n was next to accept the defeat of being conscious, sitting and immediately letting herself slump over her head smacking the wooden table with a loud thud, the woman would have been hurt if Logan hadn't moved his hand under her face, letting it bear the brunt of the impact. The blonde wasn't in any better shape, throwing one of the table napkins on his face to block out all light and noise. Oscar was the last to sit, simply clutching his head in his hands, almost pulling out his hair, at the massive headache he had.
Soon after, the unwilling babysitters followed, scowling at the sight of the supposed adults who were in no condition to be awake.
"All four of you, delete my number from your phone," the Dutchman spoke as he sat down next to his British friend, "eighty-two calls of all of you singing Barbie girl at 2 IN THE MORNING," he yelled slightly making the four whine.
"Please for the love of god shut up," the Aussie spoke up surprising the three sober men.
"Arthur mate, what did you all drink?" his brother asked laughing.
"Last I remember were the shots," he answered in broken French and English.
"So you don't remember when you all ran out of the club and went to Costco?" Lando spoke with a smirk, "And Y/n pushed Arthur around in the parking lot in the shopping carts,"
"What?" the pair asked, the girl sitting up, letting the blonde take back his hand.
"Oh, that is not even the worst part," Charles continued, "You and Oscar stole traffic cones, put them over your head and began tackling each other, and slept on the road," he chuckled making the duo look at each other with wide eyes.
"Oh and let's not forget when Logan and Arthur climbed up a building," he said knudging the brunette next to him. The two in question looked sheepishly at the older men and back onto the table.
"I am never going to drink, ever again," Y/n groaned as she tried to keep her eyes open.
"Yeah right, let's see you in Vegas," The youngest Leclerc sniped, making the girl throw the napkin of Logan's face on Arthur.
"Hey, guys," Lando called out bringing everyone's attention to him, the six waited as Lando's eyes widened and widened, "WHY IS THERE A TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLAR CHARGE ON OSCAR'S COMPANY CARD?!"
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oof this one was long af 😭 but I hope yall like how chaotic the boys get when they're with Y/n, cause we menaces frfr.
Taglist: @dark-night-sky-99 @cashtons-wife @i-wish-this-was-me @thehufflepuffavenger1
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spidrstar · 8 months
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A LITTLE BIT MORE
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★ pairing: aged up!miles1610 x latina!reader
★ warnings: all characters in this story are 18!!! suggestive i think?
★ summary: Miles has been your math tutor for the past few months and you can’t lie, he’s been sort of your lil bestfriend too because you tell him all about your boy problems and everything. It got to a certain point where you were about to let something personal slip.. specifically how you didn’t know how to kiss. Miles may be a lil nerd n a tutor n all but he still gets play, so you asked him to show you how to kiss and it slowly turned into more than that.. a make out session.
★ w/c: 2k
★ a/n: ok so ik i put up a poll for y’all to choose but.. i rly wanted to write abt 1610 miles esp for this one shot 😣 sry yall i got yall w the next one shot tho trust🙏
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“Miles, please don’t make me do this problem on my own.. you know how I am with fractions.”
You groaned at just the sight of the problem and leaned back on your arms.
For context, you were currently in Miles’ room with three different text books sprawled out open on the floor. He’s been your math tutor for the past four months because you failed your last two math classes and couldn’t afford to fail one more because that would cause you to fail the grade. Today, you were both going over things that were going to be in your test at the end of the marking period.
You’ve been studying non-stop all week and grew tired of it (even though all you mostly did was get off topic and have endless conversations with Miles.)
“Y/n, c‘mon you can’t do this every time i’m tutoring you. Just try.” Miles smiled at your reaction to the math problems in the book.
“Can we please just take a small break?”
“..Y/n our last break was 5 minutes ago.”
“Exactly my point!! It’s been too long.”
He chuckled at you and had no choice but to give in. It’s not like he didn’t enjoy the silly conversations you both had. You both saw each other as.. you wouldn’t say therapists but more of a.. comfort friend? Just someone you could talk to freely basically. At this point you were practically each others best friend, you just hadn’t noticed it yet.
Miles always enjoyed your company, no matter what you both were doing as long as it was together. You rarely ever hung out together if it wasn’t involved with tutoring, but that wasn’t a bad thing. You would almost get tutored everyday because math just really wasn’t something you were good at..
“Soo.. what’s with you and that guy what was his name.. Ethan?”
“It’s Evan, and we fell out. I found him talking to two of my friends at the same time and I wasn't gonna stay around to see that unfold. I told them of course, just didn’t wanna be there to witness the outcome.”
He raised his eyebrows in surprise, Miles knew your situation with guys very very well. He knew almost all of the guys you messed around with, well.. weren’t the best. If he was honest, they sucked ass. They all seemed to go after you for one thing, your body. Miles always hated the idea of you talking to another guy, not in a weird or possessive way of course, he was just over protective of you. He always remembers the nights you would text him asking him if he was free just to cry in his arms.
Sometimes you would come in all moody to your study sessions too and for you that was off, because when you opened your mouth it never seemed to shut.
He palmed his face and sighed in disappointment of yet another shitty guy you messed with.
“I told you he seemed off. He was wayy too friendly for a guy that ‘only wanted to be with you’ I never trusted him and i’m proud to say i didn’t.” Miles quoted with his fingers.
You smiled and looked down at the floor deep in thought, “Yeah well, he was ugly anyways. Personality wise too, he never really made me laugh. When I did laugh around him I would laugh at him, not with him. Y’know?”
“Yeah, I would notice. Your laughs never seemed genuine around him.” He shrugged.
You smirked and cocked an eyebrow. “Oh yeah? And what’s ‘genuine’ to you?”
Miles leaned in and placed his palms on his knees looking up at the ceiling thinking of what to say.
“Like.. it’s hard to explain. Around me, your laughs just have a higher pitch and you lose your breath much quicker and you make random sounds while laughing which is what gets me to laugh. Then, around him your laughs were like so motone and you didn’t really hold onto your stomach as if it hurt from laughing so much, you get me?”
You stared at him in disbelief from how much he went into detail, you never thought of how much he really paid attention to you. Your face was a little bright red, you were flustered because you just felt so.. special? The feeling was unknown.
“Wow.. that’s—that’s a lot. I get what you mean though, his jokes were never as funny as yours were. You don’t even have to try to make me laugh.” You smiled.
He smiled back and made a proud expression, you knew what was coming next. Miles always made this face when he was about to brag about something.
“Thank you, I get that a lot from girls. I always make sure to keep them entertained and never treat them like shit. I don’t understand how you manage to find guys like that, I would never do what they do. Pretty sure my ma would kill me.” He chuckled at the last sentence.
You rolled your eyes at the bragging, you knew Miles had game and had many many girls falling for him. I mean, who wouldn't fall for him? Look at him, he has a great personality, he's caring, a momma's boy which, by the way, is totally adorable and he’s just so sweet and genuine. His smile was contagious and he was attractive too of course..
You snapped back to reality, your mind wandering off somewhere else.
“Bet you got lots of bitches huh.” You choke out a laugh trying to ignore the thoughts lingering at the back of your head.
“Nah, it may seem that way but I honestly got my eye set on one girl. I’m not bout that ‘playa’ shit y’know? Gotta keep it real and let ‘em know that cause leading people on ain’t what i’m about.”
You looked at him intensely, really wondering who this girl was. Although you felt the urge to beg him to tell you because you knew how stubborn he was, you didn’t. You were scared you weren’t gonna like his answer so you brushed the feeling aside.
You wouldn’t admit it to anyone but yourself (barely) you had feelings for Miles, you weren’t aware of it until about a month ago when you went on countless dates. On every single one, Miles was in your head and you couldn’t seem to focus on the person in front of you.
“That’s surprising, if you’re not a player like you say you aren’t how do you treat your girls?” You quickly switched the topic and switched the rolls.
“Well, ion be messin’ around with other girls or on that friendly shit y’know? Every chance I get ima flaunt my girl like she’s the lottery.” He smiled proudly.
You scoffed in jealousy. “Wow, I wish there were more guys like you shit ONE like you at least.”
Miles blushed a bit at the way you said you wanted someone like him. He quickly recovered and perked a brow, scoffing with a proud expression.
“Yeah well, I'm one of one. Can’t find anyone like me.”
“I just can’t believe it, I haven’t even been with one guy who’s good enough to show me how to-“
You quickly saved yourself from the embarrassment and threw your hands over your mouth. Miles took notice of this and he raised a brow at you and moved slightly closer.
“Show you how to what?” He asked, smirking only slightly.
Heat rose to your cheeks, you covered your face and grumbled from already feeling embarrassed even though you hadn’t even told him yet. You hid yourself in your knees not wanting to face him.
“C’mon I promise I won't laugh!” He begged.
“Yes you will! I know you!”
“I swear on my pet hamster's life I won't.” He spoke seriously.
You looked up a bit, sighing and agreeing to say what was on your mind, you had always been ashamed of it because you never really kissed just anyone. You wanted it to be special, of course you’ve kissed a few but your old self thought they were special when they weren’t.
“F-Fine. I—I..don’t know how to kiss.” You whispered the last part lowly, too embarrassed to say it outloud.
“A lil louder than that Y/n, it’s just you and me here c’mon.” He sweetly smiled at you placing a hand on your back.
“I don’t know how to kiss.” You said bluntly, looking straight to avoid his striking gaze.
All that could be heard were stifled chuckles and you turned to stare at the culprit, Miles was cupping his mouth with both hands trying not to burst out laughing straight in your face. You smacked the back of his head and scolded him for swearing.
“Miles! You swore on your hamster's life!”
Laughter erupted from him and could be heard loudly throughout the room. Soon he calmed down and collected enough breath to speak.
“He died like a week ago, it's fine.”
“What?! And you didn’t tell me?? Tu si eres malo.”
“Whatever, back on topic. You don’t know how to kiss? How? You’re like, genuinely one of the prettiest girls I know.”
You blushed at both the comment and from embarrassment. You were 18 almost 19 and didn’t even know how to properly have a make out session, not that it was your fault. All the guys you messed with genuinely sucked, and your lips were far too precious for you to just place them on anyone.
“Hey! No es culpa mía, i bet you’re not even good at kissing either.” I huffed angrily.
“Actually, I'm quite known for being a great kisser para tu información.” He admitted proudly.
Then, an idea spiked up in your head. He was your best friend.. you think? Might as well take this perfect opportunity to ask him for a favor, a huge one. This had you nervous though, because it could go two ways. He would say yes and show you and you both would continue to live your lives as if nothing happened, as normal friends right? Or.. you would be embarrassed for the rest of it if he said no. How would you recover from that? Whatever.. might as well do it now and pray nothing bad happened.
“Miles?” You finally spoke, with a serious tone hiding behind your words.
“Yes?”
“Could you.. um—do me a favor?” You spoke shyly, a wave of nervousness was coming at you and strong.
“Depends. What is it?” He spoke more lowly now with curiosity, he subconsciously moved closer to you to hear you clearly. In case you’d decided to whisper again since that was a habit.
You took a deep breath, preparing yourself for what was to become. This determined whether or not you would ever talk to him or see him the same, you seriously thought you wouldn’t be able to recover from this.
“Could you..maybe.. teach me?” You looked down at the floor again, biting the inner corner of the inside of your cheek. You were slightly sweating from how nervous you were.
A few seconds of silence passed before you looked up nervously. Many thoughts racing in your mind right now;
‘What if he was making fun of me in his head right now?’
‘What if he didn’t want to be friends with me anymore?’
‘What if he thought I was weird?’
‘What if he hates me now?’
Your thoughts were quickly put to a pause when he spoke up, you thought you were dreaming when you heard the words escape his mouth.
“Sure, I’ll teach you. But are you sure like, completely sure you wanna do this? I’m kinda rough with it, and i don’t know if you’d like it.” He spoke softly when looking at you.
You let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding, shutting your eyes and nodding. You smiled sweetly at him, your heart speeding up with a hint of excitement. You’d be lying if you said you didn’t think about kissing Miles at least once.
“Yes, I'm sure.” You stared at his eyes then his lips wide eyed, your eyes glistening with anticipation. Your lips were slightly parted as you oh so wanted to lean in and just kiss his pretty lips already, but you waited for him to instruct you on what to do.
He moved closer to you and sat in front of you staring at you with slightly hooded eyes. He smirked as he spoke and that’s all you seemed to notice.
“Alright, first you needa part your lips slightly which i see you’re already doing. Then, you just tilt your head to whichever side you prefer and lean in. Close your eyes obviously, then just follow my lead. Simple, you got it?”
You nodded once again, and blushed lightly as he leaned in closer. His hand made his way up and he gently placed it on the side of your neck and tilted his own head shutting his eyes to kiss you.
“Alright, here we go..” He whispered.
With that, he kissed you gently. His soft lips locked with yours, surprisingly you seemed to follow along quickly and placed one of your hands on his toned chest. Your breaths seemed to quicken with every second that passed and he started to lean in more, this time you were slightly pushed back. You held onto the front of his shirt pulling him down with you. Your forearms supporting your upper weight as you laid back on the floor.
Miles now completely on top of you deepened the kiss, his tongue softly grazed against your bottom lip asking for permission to enter which you complied to. He placed his hand back on your neck, his fingers resting on the bottom part of your lower head pushing you against him more. You let a low moan slip past you and you opened your eyes wide, with shock but quickly closed them back up once you heard the sounds he made.
The ‘agressiveness’ he mentioned now showing as low growls escaped his lips when getting a few seconds to breathe between kisses. His tongue fighting with yours for dominance which he quickly claimed.
He broke the kiss, a string of saliva showcasing how intense the kiss was. He smirked against your lips and you both breathed heavily against each other, chests heaving up and down rapidly. He caressed the sides of your waist slipping one hand under the hem of your shirt and leaned in to seductively whisper in your ear.
“I think I'm gonna have to teach you a little bit more than just kissing, ma.” He smirked.
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★ translations: tu si eres malo - you’re so mean || no es culpa mía - it’s not my fault || para tu información - for your information ||
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stargirlie25 · 3 months
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Me through reading all the ACOTAR books.
ACOTAR: Ew Nesta and Elain are so annoying. This is going to be the best series, Feyre is such a baddie! Awww feylin so cute! DAMN LUCIENNN. I know she ends up with Rhysand but im not vibing with him......how can ACOMAF excuse this?
ACOMAF: Ohk feysands kinda cute but i dont think we can justify all that....Oooooo Cassian and azrielllllll! Awww i hope Mor and Azriel gets a book! *Goes to tiktok and finds out mor is gay* damn Azriel.OMG I LOVE NESTA NOWW PERIOD POP OFF SIS MY QUEENNN. Elain is there too. Ooooo Nessian. Elain and Azriel? I mean as long as its not mor! NAHHH GIRL DONT U DARE BLAME LULU BLAME TAMLIN! OMG ELAIN AND LUCIEN???
ACOWAR: Feyre isnt really feyre-ing any more :(.OH HELL NO SCREW IANTHE NO WAY YOU DID THAT TO MY MANSSS!!! MY POOR LULUUU Why feyre lowkey being such a bitach?
Awww Elucien is so tender! LUCIEN AS A MATE AWWEEEE. Damn Nessian making me sqeual. Lucien went away to find the queen from elains vision! OMG. CASSIAN IS SOOO FINEEEE, elriel is lowkey getting boring....Why is she disrespecting tarquin? He has ALL rights to be upset. Ok tamlin in the HL meeting is being pretty annoying and doing nothing but feyre did nothing as well but NESTA ARCHERON THE WOMAN YOU ARE!!!!! WTHHH HELION AND LUCIEN??????? OMG the war!!! NO THE SURIELLL. THE BONE CARVER NOOOO THE WITCH LADY I FORGOT HER NAME BUT NOOOOOO. THE ELAIN. THE FEYRE. THE NESTA. Omg i have no regrets in my life but this.Damn Nessian ur hurting me. NOOO papa arhceron diedddddddddddd. Damn Ok Elain and Nesta king slayers! Oh rhysand died........i know damn well he gonna come back......´´Be happy feyre´´ bawling. Omggg Lucien was besties with papa archeron???? THE ONLY FATHER FIGURE HE HADDDD DAMN WHY ISNT FEYRE TELLING LUCIEN?? Awww lucien and feyre hug! Cass and feyre are cute but i miss the og´s! Ok girl you flying.
ACOFAS: Snoring. YALL ARE CUTE BUT IM BOREDDD AS HELL. Ok literally no one asked for this Mor pov. Wait why did Elain invite lulu if she is uncomfortable around him? Her power? Elriel kinda gave me brother and sister but i guess elain likes him now.....HI EMERIE IVE HEARD ABT YOUUUUU!!! I just want my girl Nesta, feyre u are not feyreing.
ACOSF: I love nesta so much!!!!!!! Cassian is acting like Rhysands frikcing dog. I hate amren soo much. WHY is Elain acting like shes the victim like nesta told you to leave and now you crying?? Girl you are 23 years old! Ok respect azriel has never disrespected my Nesta. Aw nesta gwyn and emeries friendship is the best one yet!!!!!! Azriel is starting to show an actual personality.....With Gwyn? Okay Gwynriel is so cuteee *sees elucien and gwynriel theories* 100% on board with this!!!!! DAMN the Valkyries! I am so excited for all the other girls to tag along! Just imagine a MOB of nesta gwyn and emerie!!! Eris? HELLL YAHHHHHHH VANSERRAS FOR LIFEEEEEE!!!! YOU ARE TELLING ME CASSIAN DID NOT SAY I LOVE YOU ONCE? Of course nesta lost her powers and she obviously lost them for the sake of the main characters that im bored of :(
ACOA (A court of Azriel): You got her a rose flower......because she likes flowers??? Why is this man so insecure about his hands around her? That cant be right......MISTAKE? THANKYOU RHYSAND FOR STOPPING THIS MADNESS! Wow he just wanted to F**k her and thats it? WTH is Gwyn doing here? Ok creepy Azriel is gone and this new azriel is here? Aweee he is actually kinda cutie now and he is laughing? HE SINGS???? OMG SHE SINGS THO! His shadows singing and dancing with her??? Cuteeeeeee, Ok so he gave the necklace to clotho to give to gwyn, thats cute she does in fact deserve something beautiful like that but why Elains? Ig its the though that counts. SPARKED IN HIS CHEST???? THATS ROWAELIN/NESSIAN LANGUAGE!!!! HOW does her picture it proper?? Glowing and secret? Where the hell did he tuck the image bruhhh?
A thing of secret lovely beauty. AHHHHHHHH clotho and the shadows are team Gwynriel for sure! Gwynriel are sooo mates tho and i hate Elriel with every fiber in my being. How did azriel go from mr. creep to mr. melts my heart?
After finishing: Wow everybody on tiktok are elriels. They are so confident elriel is endgame? Hmmmm but none of their points make sense but i cant explain in a comment section! Maybe Gwynriel and Elucien isnt endgame :(
*Downloads tumblr*
Gwynriel and Eluciens on tumblr have their freaking masters degree DAMN
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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year
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Your takes are so hot so funny I’m dying lmao the Spanish vs portugese thing is exactly what I meant lol like almost the language you think it is but,, not really 😂
OK BUT LIKE I’m just imagining the creator going’s round so excited to say hi to everyone so now everyone just has to smile while the creator says fuck you to them every morning bc a. There’s no way to tell them since they don’t understand anything anyone says and b. Who’s gonna look god in the face and say yeah you’ve been cussing us out every morning for the last year💀 imagine everyone has to start saying it back bc god just told you hi you have to say it back and now it’s just become a new greeting liyue became the most explicit nation overnight and poor creator is none the wiser they’re just vibing
(I’ll take those cookies 👀👀 pspspsps cookies)
ANOTHER ASK!! :D I GOT SO MANY IN MY INBOX IM JUMPING IN EXCITMENT EEEEEEE
A COOKIE FOR THIS ASK PLEASE IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING READING THIS 🤲🍪✨️ (an ask = a cookie, pspspspss askers <;3)
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U think I'M funny???!! BRO look at what u JUST SENT ME LMAO (but TYSM!!)
FUCK THIS IS SO FUNNY
I JUST WROTE A SCENARIO ABT THIS ON ANOTHER ASK ABT IT LIYUE BECOMING THE MOST EXPLICIT CITY PLEASE I GHOSTWROTE THIS
GOD SAYS "Fuck you!" :) with a wave and a smile every morning im cRYING
THEY JUST START SAYING “Uh- Ahem- fu- fuck- y- you- too, your- your Majesty...” THE CHARACTERS WHO WOULD SERIOUSLY START FEEELING LIKE THEY GOTTA SAY IT BACK LIKE ZHONGLI, EI, GANYU, JEAN, DILUC AWKWARDLY LMAO, LIKE LITERALLY IMAGINE THEM SAYING IT 
I literally have nothing to say (unless u wanna send another ask and request it I will :D!!) other than PLEASE READ THIS ASK YALL R SO FUNNY
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haediary · 1 year
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idk if your reqs are still open but if so ten as a bf ?💔💔
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IM BACK FROM THE DEAD APPLAUSE EVERYONE!! ok but I WAS FR ABT TO MAKE A WHOLE NEW ACC JUST TO REQUEST MYSELF THIS like he’s also my ults so why not? but this isn’t me i swear but thank you anon for saving me from future embarrassment 🫵 💍
bf!ten x gn!reader
now playing… “try my luck” by wayv !
warnings; i write the same way I speak, not professional, and I curse do wtv you want w that info, otherwise it's sfw.
under the cut furries !
BEN TENJKDSKJAD (i like that nickname why am I the only one calling him that lol?)
pls he's so unpredictable holy-
he's a really fun and playful boyfriend I stand by that
like he doesn't accept any frowns or upside down smiles on your face
"ah cheer up, that will leave wrinkles"
(as if smiling doesn't)
HELP YALL ARE BESTFRIENDS
there's NO other way
"FT ME RN I HAVE TEA TO SPILL NOW!!" - ten
3am txts is normal, atleast on your side?
"did you know that tinky winky is 10ft tall?"
"y/n go to sleep"
fashion couple #1
I KNOW I KNOW everyone says this
but it's true really
constant shopping dates
and he's brutally honest and expects the same amount of critizism back
"no that looks horrifying on you, put it back"
if you're into fashion yk damn well I don't have to write more for you
if you're not, you're gonna get into it and then land w the people above this
people can't decide if you're bestfriends or dating
but yk what? it's ok.
I feel like he forces louis and leon to like you... y'all see what I'm seeing?
oh well, as of my other bf headcanons I mentioned 2 crybaby asses during arguments, ten is NOT that
oh my god
as much as I'd like to make any man cry I can't see ten crying during an argument (unless it's something very serious?)
he's more of a mirror
silent treatment = silent treatment
everyone at the dorm would be confused when the entire place gets quiet because you two aren't laughing your asses of at cats falling (or maybe from the argument... makes more sense)
"yah why aren't you talking to y/n?" (kun for sure)
"they're ignoring me, I've tried" (no he hasn't)
"why aren't you talking to ten?"
"he's ignoring me, I've tried"
bruh it's like a kindergarten argument
"well you can't come to My birthday party"
it's childish really
but if it's serious
I think ten would take it upon himself to apologize first (HE DOESNT AGREE WITH WTV YOU SAID HE JUST APOLOGIZING)
OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS
he'd be the type to warn you and his ego boosts so much whenever he can say "i told you so". TELL ME THAT ISNT TEN RN!?
"watch out it's spicy"
"no it's not"
... you're currently bent over the sink trying to get as much water as possible because whatever drink ten had laid out wasn't enough.
"i told you so..."
also a sucker for kisses
claims your kisses is the only thing that keeps him alive (corny ass)
such a body worshiper too (WE NOT GOING INTO NSFW OKAY I PROMISE I WOULDVE WARNED YOU)
like forehead kisses
hand kisses
cheek kisses
neck kisses
ear kisses?
arm kisses!?
FEET KI-
you get it. As long as he gets to give you a kiss we're good.
PLEASE prank him oh my-
top tier reactions
like he's not stupid so like don't do sum cocomelon prank by putting water by the top of a door or sum shit idk
like HARDCORE pranks that are on the brink of "dude that's too far..."
I'm talking like:
hickey pranks (maybe multiple ones, not makeup, maybe by yourself or a vaccuum!?!?!?)
change contact name on friend and make them spam you as your side hoe
talking abt side hoes
if ten found out you had side hoes he'd be more concerned if he was the main bitch or a side piece. TELL ME THATS NOT TEN RN!?
I just thought abt the nct roblox concert which makes me think f wayv tour so now I have a headcanon
when it's been like (idk how long tours last) 2 months of him gone on tour, he'd acc start crying if you ran up to him at the airport to pick him up.
now that I think abt it
ten isn't really a crier? crybaby? or wtv you wanna call it
cat language is normal around here
"meow?"
"tf... meow?"
FURRY ALERT I REPEAT FURRY ALERT!!!!
let me try again on louis and leon
at some point they gotta like you yk?
and at some point they'd pick you over ten... shocker ik
IT TOOK ME 10 MIN TO SPELL SHOCKER i was debating if it was schocker shoker or shcocker and it wasn't any.
anyways
like you'd be on his bed on your phone with them cats on each side just chiling yk and your transformer boyfriend (get it? ben ten? transformer? like ben ten is a transformer and he's ten? li-) is on his computer with his back faced to you.
After a while he turns around and looks at you, very comfortable position I'd say (for you, not him LOL) and he'd call louis over.
"louis! louis! come here" because it should be even.
well too bad louis doesn't get up and only goes back to wtv position he was in
it's adorable to see ten fail at calling HIS cats over from his s/o.
well to wrap this up
ten is a 10/10 boyfriend (get it?)
fashion couple
furries
and ride till I dies
also if I accidentally use the same banner twice, don't question it ok?
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mik0is0bored · 29 days
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Lost my phone today for checking the time while I was doing hw yesterday. I'm bored. And I'm supposed to be sleeping.
Here's a post to waste my time❤️❤️❤️
Guys, I found these all on wattpad, and they're in a "bundle" type deal. Here's the title: "The best Klance fanfictions" (cover is lance holding Keith bridal style)
5 best Klance fanfics (AND WHY)
At 5 we got: "Why bets are no longer allowed in Team Voltron" [it's cringe in my opinion and I haven't read it in a few years but Keith and lance make a bet (I'd say it's mature, read at your own risk)]
At 4 we got: "Merry Me?" [OK this one's cute, its Christmas and one of them proposes to the other, it's short and sweet (no mature content I don't think) and it's rlly cute]
At 3: "Storm in My Head" [Basically Keith's afraid of storms, and in the fanfic hid parents die in a car crash during a storm, but lance is there so huehuehehe (some mature content)]
At number 2: "17 kisses" [this one is like "Merry Me?" Really short and sweet, but it's abt 17 kinds of kisses Lance and Keith give each other(pretty sure haven't read it in a few months) pretty sure there's little to no mature content]
AND FOR NUMBER ONE, YALL PROBABLY KNOW:
"Dirty Laundry" [If you haven't heard if dirty laundry, stop here buckaroo. Go get wattpad AND READ IT!!!! Some might think it's real cringe. Some parts yes but it's really cute and I love it❤️ I might make a post ranting abt how much I love this fanfic but first read it if you haven't!!]
But anyway here's the summary: [Lance is Bi (Keith is Gay) and Lance told his family he was gonna bring a boyfriend home for chirstmas. And Lance has a homophobic grandmother and yea. Some parts are rlly sad 😭 like Lance overhearing his dad😭😭😭 but yea Lance and Keith make a bet and so basically if Keith goes to Arizona (where his family is) Lance has to do/clean his dirty laundry (hence the name) for 3 months]
If you've read any of these fanfics, LET ME KNOW YOUR OPINIONS❤️❤️❤️ I'd especially love to here people's thoughts on "Dirty Laundry"
FORGOT TO MENTION: I saw the summary in the wattpad thing abt dirty laundry and here's what it says:
(There's no way in hell I was gonna type all that so yall just read❤️❤️)
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As yall can see (read but go off) it contains Mature content (list is above) There is a few scenes with Homophobia and Biphobia at the start. But there's a HUGE blow up about those topics, and if you dont like the topics above (swearing, make-out scenes, Homophobia/biphobia, etc.) but decide to read it anyway cus I have an ✨️amazing✨️ taste for fanfics (haha no I read cringey shit, but these are good. Dirty Laundry made me cry)
⚠️YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED⚠️
Like it says in the screencap above, don't use the tag "Dirty Laundry" ik I'm probably gonna get comments saying "well thafs the same as posting smth abt it" oh well I'll take the post down if I gotta, I just wanna share my fav klance fanfics with yall who aren't like that (if ykyk i aint gonna go deeper into that)
So um yea❤️❤️❤️
I've been working on this post for 43 minutes. And I'm calling it goof.
Like I said add your fav klance fanfics in the comments and I might check em out, or if you got opnions on the ones listen above
❤️❤️❤️
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sat0sugu-angst · 2 years
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How My Faves Deal w Bratty Behavior
Gn!reader x character
characters included: (jjk) yuuji, megumi, toji, sukuna (mha) bakugo, shoto (fruits basket) kyo, manabe, shigure
cw: dom/sub dynamics, some of my faves are bullies but that's how I like it. Some of my faves are soft but that's how I like it. suggestive/spicy content obvi. If there's anything I didn't include lmk
All characters aged +22 MINORS DNI
I feel like Yuuji wouldn't know what to do. Homie gives me subby vibes anyway, so I feel like he'd just do whatever you told him. If you want someone to put you in your place you gotta talk abt that beforehand. I feel like you'd have to bully him a lil to get a firm reaction.
Megumi absolutely does not have time for you. You're whining in his ear, he's on his phone like whatever girl. You gotta figure out how to get under this mans skin, but once you do oh-ho, watch out bc he gon punish. you. 🥵 I feel like the best way to get a reaction outta him is pda. Nothing too crazy bc I feel like if you got him too embarrassed he wouldn't touch you outta principle, but if you whisper dirty things in his ear or run your fingers just a lil too high on his thigh during training he's gonna take your ass back home and show you whos boss
Toji loves you best when you gotta attitude. Like he'll get bored if you're not fuckin annoying the shit outta him. You'll be talking shit to him and he just kinda does the smirk+eyebrow combo and you both are honestly just so turned on by arguing with each other that you sometimes do it just for the fight sex and the post fight sex.
Sukuna also loves your bratty behavior, but more so in the way where he's like oh so you think you can talk to me like that, before he absolutely wrecks you. He'll get you so you're crying begging for him to stop but isn't this what you wanted? So shut up and take it😈
Another mans who dont got time for your shit is Bakugo. I've already talked abt this a lil in my bakugo hc (which you can find on my blog if you're interested) but unlike Megumi he's not going to ignore you. He will fully think yall are fighting and be like what the fuck is your deal. Once you start putting your hands on him n pouting tho it's all over. Mans in like putty he'll give you whatever you want as long as he can taste you
Shoto is mostly confused because oh boy this mans🤦🏻‍♀️ just like wow why is y/n in a bad mood? Even tho you're messing w him? Honestly makes you feel bad so you explain. It's lowkey worse after that tho bc then he tries to act all cool and one time you laughed at him and he was genuinely so embarrassed so then you had to comfort your poor bb
Kyo hates your bratty behavior, but why does it turn him on so much??? He gets legitimately frustrated but now all he wants to do is shut you up 🤤 he's never been so dominant in your relationship so now when you really wanna get your shit rocked you act up, and he's more than happy to correct your behavior
Manabe is fully a worse brat than you. You start acting bratty and he'll just uno reverse until you're the one who's got him tied up and begging for you 😭 manabe is my bottom bitch and I love him don't come for me
Shigure loooooves when you're bratty because it's usually when you want something and he loves how you get when he keeps it from you, whether it's attention cuddles or sex. He'll give in eventually, maybe. But he's gonna really make you beg for it.
If you'd like to see someone not included, comment or rb w who you'd like to see! As always tho, likes/rbs appreciated, thanks for reading!
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fapper · 6 months
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me and my 2 other suitemates just confronted my klepto roomie. and i started yelling at her about her dirty blood stained panties
ok yall story time. this just happened, and idgaf and im chill about it bc i have shit to do and i honestly come in this apartment to go to sleep. but unfortunately i live in the same room as a insane, literally mentally unwell person.
so me and my suitemate were talking abt all the shit thats been happening to her belongings and we found that her perfume, clothes, and makeup have been tampered with. and the only culprit was my roommate because shes the same size as her, same skin tone as her etc. and now shes sitting on her bed crying like bitch just admit it lmfao
so me and my 2 roomies woke her bitch ass up and confronted her about the situation. while we were at it, i told the bitch to pick her dirty ass panties off the ground and wash them. i started yelling at her ngl lmao <3 but she started yelling at US first and was liek "ALL of you *pointing at us* are accusing me!" omfg it was so scary guyssss im ngl. like the evidence is so obvious like ur not gonna sit here and lie to our faces as if you didnt just lie to my face last night after u stole my earphones? lmao
anyawys i got work in 6 hrs im fucking going to sleep
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boinurmom13 · 1 year
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long post lol
back on that posting grind yall 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Anyways, I’ve seen a post or two about Lance as a dad, and like
that’s cute!
Reminded me that I have thought abt him being a dad before. And that I literally have a headcanoned look about how he’d eventually change his GOD AWFUL (affecitonately) hairstyle once he settled down. (i love him, but holy shit his hair’s so hard to draw and for WHAT.)
Originally, i was gonna do a lot of drawings of Lance as a dad, but turns out I got too fixiated on Maverick and his interactions with other people, so oopsie daisy!
First drawing showcases Maverick, Lance, Sam, Bo, and Allan! (Lance, Sam, and Bo going thru a couple of hairstyle changes due to either maturing/realizing that keeping up that look is a pain in the ass)
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Lance is referred to as “Mom” or “Old Man.” (Mom being after Bo jokingly told Maverick he could refer to Lance as ‘mom’. Lance does not care that much)
He’s definitely the worrywart parent. Bro reads up on all of the parenting books, and constantly overthinks what maverick does.
Sam is referred to as “daddyio” cuz he thought it was funny at first. He semi-regrets teaching Maverick that behavior.
Same attends ALL of Maverick’s school events if Allan isn’t. He also allows Maverick to do anything he wants (within reason).
Bo’s referred to as dad! This is because Allan, despite knowing Bo played little part in Maverick’s life, would constantly refer to Bo as “your dad” when talking to Maverick.
Speaking of playing little part in Maverick’s life, Bo was hesitant on adopting a kid in the first place. In response to tht anxiety and stress, he kept his distance from the house and the kid. Not really becoming super active until Maverick started school.
He also let Maverick try alcohol ONCE, in order to prevent him from doing it out of curiousity in the future. (It was a tiny sip and Maverick hated it)
Allan’s called papa. Bo constantly makes those “johnny johnny” jokes, to allan’s dismay.
Unlike any of the other dads, Allan actually raises Maverick. Proper punishment (not anything like child abuse, mostly lectures and life lessons. Gentle parenting.) Allan would’ve taught Maverick proper behavior, if it weren’t for the fact that the kid bonded more with Bo (surprisingly.)
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the origin of calling lance “mom”^^
Maverick: Do I have a mom?
Bo: Nah, but you can call Lance “mom” if you wanna.
Maverick, a little later, hugging Lance: I love you, mom!
Lance, confused, but accepting: mom??
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Maverick interacting with the Castle Village + Pelican town guild members! (Varying ages)
captions vv
Camilla: Well, look at that, Barabell! Never thought you’d be a family man!
Bo: I’m not.
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Magnus: I caught your kid trying to break into my home.
Lance: Magnus, please stop holding him like that.
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Marlon, after discovering Maverick in the mines: Where are your parents?-
Maverick: UP YOURS OLD MAN
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Maverick: u smell like farts
Alesia, calming down Isaac: Just ignore him, Isaac.
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Maverick: hi uncle jadu
Jadu, at the top of the Castle Village outpost with Maverick: kid how tf did you get up here
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Maverick, handing Alesia a flower: my dad told me to treat all ladies nicely so here’s a flower, miss alesia
Alesia: Oh! Well, thank you, Maverick.
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Maverick: burn the tower down
Morgan, who just got finished shwoing Maverick a trick with fire: uhm..
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^^Maverick interacting with the first slash members (they babysit him sometimes)
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Jolyne: Your kid’s safe with us, Lance!
Maverick: hi aunt jolyne
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Jolyne: Now, what to feed you...
Maverick: rocks!
Jolyne: I’m not feeding you rocks.
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two arrows point at drake and maverick, claiming that they’re “smashing sea shells”
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Maverick, with a wooden sword and (lended) blue cape: I’m like one of you guys now!
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Maverick, after watching Edmund make a life elixir: Now make one that explodes!
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Maverick, holding a nearly broken, wooden sword: My sword’s super good too, right??
Gale: Sure thing, little buddy.
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Drake, crying and holding Maverick, saying goodbye to him: I’LL MISS YOU, MAV!!
Maverick: Bye, Mr. Drake! I’ll see you later!
Brianna: drake, c’mon..
Bo: is he gonna stop soon?
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I would’ve drawn some with the regular townsfolk, too, but I got lazy. So instead, here’s a written description of how Maverick interacts with other people.
Cain and Jack- They had to get a cabin on the farm, since the main house got too crowded. These two are basically like uncles, cousins, or even older brothers to Maverick! Very close with him, usually end up babysitting him.
Abigail- These two are super close. Maverick calls her “aunt abby,” too. She matches his chaotic energy really well, and she’s typically the one to take him out on mini adventures when she babysits him.
Sebastian- they’re close, but whenever seb babysits they sort of sit in silence. it’s like the one uncle you know, and will come over often, but you two are so difference it makes everything awkward.
Sophia- maverick goes down to the other farms a lot, typically sophia’s or marnie’s (sophia’s more frequently). a lot of the time, she’ll end up giving him freshly picked fruit when it’s harvest season. maverick will sometimes slip up and refer to her as “sister”
Victor and Olivia- oh my god it’s actually insane how close these two are to maverick. Olivia treats him as her own granson, sometimes. Hell, victor even refers to Maverick as his nephew. As much as Bo and Allan discourage spoiling Mav whenever he’s over at their house, Olivia ESPECIALLY can’t help it.
Vincent, Jas, Leo, and Morgan- These four end up hanigng out with maverick more frequently, despite being older than him by a load. (I mean, Maverick’s only about 6-7 in the picture with morgan.) Vincent takes on a joking uncle role, despite maverick considering him more like an older brother if anything. despite the teenagers’ usual hijinks and shenanigans, Maverick’s parents trust them to make the right decisions when he’s around.
As for Maverick’s technical family
Jodi and Kent were OVER THE MOON when they learned Sam had finally settled down to the point of adopting a son. These two love Maverick to DEATH and Jodi treats him like any other grandmother- Fresh cooking and regular perfume-suffocating hugs. Kent, after adjusitng more to the valley, has even started acting like a grandpa with maverick. Taking him out for walks and asking for help on the word searches in the daily paper.
Lance’s parents, unsurprisingly, were also ecstatic to learn he also settled down. I mean absolutely THRILLED. I know we don’t know much about Lance’s parents, but I feel like he’s on good terms with them. So much so where Lance took Maverick to a Castle village festival, once he was old enough (about gradeschool age) and had Camilla’s permission just so his parents could meet their grandchild. Despite Lance’s dad being a cold-as-stone adventurer, even he couldn’t help but shed a tear upon seeing his first-ever (and probably only) grandchild. As for Lance’s mom? Absolutely bawling. Wrapped Maverick in a hug and WOULD NOT let go. Lance had to pry him out of her arms after he realized Maverick was starting to get uncomfortable. Needless to say, Lance’s parents will be expecting more frequent visits (and will be requesting more visits)
Bo had told Rodney about the new arrival, and Rodney was ASTONISHED. Shocked, jaw-dropped, in awe, surprised, almost had a heart attack kind of deal. Never did he see Bo getting with someone and having a kid. They had face timed, and for about 30 minutes, Rodney had got to talk with Maverick before the kid had gotten distracted with something else. There were multiple mentions of how Amelia would’ve been so proud to know she had grandchildren on not only her actual son’s side, but also her adoptive son’s side. The rest of the barabell family were shocked, too, but Bo’s cousins were more impressed. Nadia and Lux had gone out of their way to visit just so they could check it out for themselves. (They had a blast talking with Maverick, who would not shut up about everything he knows, and all of the funny stories he had to share about adventurers)
There’s one more “technical” family member that had heard the news about Maverick, and it was the scientist from Northmill that Bo had considered his dad. Their communication was on and off, but they still met up a couple of times each year to talk. As soon as Misty, the scientist in question, had learned about Maverick, he was really happy. A reaction such as “That’s amazing, Bo! Would you mind if I referred to him as my grandson? I’m not sure how close we are,” etc, etc. As soon as Maverick was brought to actually meet Misty, the two clicked really fast. The old loon had gone on and on about the stars and space while Maverick CONSISTENTLY talked about race cars. To Bo, it sounded like two asylum patients talking to each other, but they looked happy, so who’s he to judge?
that’s sorta it
yay! maverick’s such a fun lil guy. i’ve had this dude running circles in my head for a while now. i hope you guys like him as much as i do.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS EVENT IM GONNA SCREAM im in public and im supposed to be studying (AND I HAVE BTW) but i stopped for a bit to check tumblr and i read the two you did and im CRYING THEYRE SO CUTE OH MY GOD THIS IS SOIDJHEWUHEWAUDS WHAT THE FUCK yall fr making me die with how cute these r im gonna goback to studying now bye bye
I TOLD YALL PPL WOULD LOVE TO READ ABT YOUR SELF SHIPS HEHEHE
Thank you v much 🥹🫰🥹🫰
Still accepting submissions btw. I'm unable to link them rn
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crypticzeros · 2 years
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episode 8 man
EPISODE 8 HAS ME SCREAMINH HELLO ITS JUST SO SOFT NO MAFIA BOSS KINN NO BODYGUARD PORSCHE THEY DONT WORRY ABT ANYTHINGTHE BREAD SPONSOR HAD ME CRYING PORSCHE IS SUCH A GOOD ARTIST PETE WAS JUST THERE BEING CLUELESS AS HELL PORCHAY SERENADED KIM FOR LIKE 3 MINUTES THAT COP TOLD HIM TO BE QUIET BUT NO ONE CARED HE JUST KEPT SINGING AS YOU SHOULD CHAY GET UR MAN I LOVE THEM SO MUCH HES GONNA START PUTTING HEARTS NEAR HIS NAME ON HIS MURDERBOARD SOON DW YALL JUST WATCH HES GONNA AVENGE THEM INSTEAD OF USING CHAY FOR ANYTHING BAD AGAINST PORSCHEANYWAY KINNPORSCHE GOING ON A DATE BEING IN THEIR HONEYMOON PHASE AS THEY SHOULD BE ARM HOLDING A TEDDYBEAR ADDED YEARS TO MY LIFE BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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luvxiem · 2 years
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my roomies and i took over 1300 pics today 😭😭😭 i literally ran out of phone storage i hate it here
oh yeah random stories from today utc if ur interested 😎 they sound like "reddit stop lying challenge failed" but i swear on my life bro i'm not lying 😭 california just mad weird
so my friends and i went to a museum and like we were all dressed up n stuff bc it's my roomie's bday so dress code 💅🏼 slay
while we were taking pics in the outdoor cafe area there was this dude just like standing off to the side bc he didn't wanna walk past us while we were taking pics until we told him it was ok and to just go
like 10 minutes later this group of girls comes up to our table and is like "our friend like saw u guys he was walking by in a denim jacket and he thinks ur all so beautiful" LMFAOOOOO i mean true 💃🏻 ofc we r gorg 3 pretty best friends so true mega slay but like we got rlly shy bc we were still taking pics so we offered them cookies LOLOLOL we didn't know what to do 😭😭 those girls were also cute tho slay besties !! hope u enjoyed our cookies they were homemade 🫶
ANOTHER STORY but this time abt how we got profiled twice 💀💀💀 so me and my roommates r all asian ones taiwanese the other is half chinese half korean and i'm korean right
while we were at the cafe this old white lady came up to us as we were packing up and was like "are u japanese? do u know ichigo? that one really famous street in japan?" we were like UHHHH no nihongo jouzo LMAOOO we were like "no we're not japanese" but she didn't rlly get it ig?? idk like she just kept talking 😭 my taiwanese roommate loterallg went "nani" after the lady left tho which was rlly ironic
and literally u cant make this shit up. later we went to the museum gardens and while we were taking pictures there was like this family sitting behind us on a bench and the dad was like "are you japanese?" HOW DID WE GET PROFILED AS JAPANESE TWICE 😭😭😭 i loterallg don't get it we weren't wearing anything like stereotypical what white ppl assume japanese ppl wear ykwim like. i was half tempted to be like "no we're from here" like the amt of times ppl just assume i don't speak english or that i'm a foreigner is insane like sorry bestie 🫡 "no but where r u rlly from" i'll k*ll u 😄
at the gardens after the guy asked us if we were japanese we like came back to that same spot after taking pics elsewhere and there was this other white lady that was just like walking by she like stopped so that she didn't get in our way so we were like "nono it's fine u can go" and we thought she left but no 😭 i look over my shoulder while i'm posing AND SHES JUST STANDING THERE WATCHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I GOT SO EMBARRASSED SO FAST LIKE WTF WOMAN WHY R U JUST WATXHINF US TAKE PICS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and literally i think i went insane bc like my roommate who was the one taking pictures was like do u want us to take a picture for u? and i stood up so she could sit down in my spot. i'm gonna pass away this sounds so insane i swear to GOD bro i'm telling the truth rn. she tells me to sit back down so we could take a picture together. WTFFFFF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 LITERALLY WHAT WAS HAPPENING TODAY. JUST BC U SEE A GROUP OF 3 ASIAN GIRLS W SPARKLY EYESHADOW AND DYED HAIR AND MATCHING OUTFITS U THINK WE'RE HAHA FUNNY EXOTIC ??? no </3 please leave us alone i don't wanna talk to strangers none of these bitches were wearing masks 😭 who tf just asks to take a picture with a stranger like wtfffffff yall r weird as fuck bro like i get it if we were wearing a costume or something like when i went to AX but wtf bro we were just dressed cute. not our fault most of these museum visitors weren't dressed to slay 🙄 slay or die bitch
there were also a lot of pretty girls i was like !!!! omg :3 there was this one girl w the PRETTIEST white dress i was like "ur dress is rlly pretty!" and she goes "thank u! i love ur guys outfits" girls supporting girls <3 crying tho bc some of these girls had uggy boyfriends yk that one tiktok audio where it's like "hey girlboss pussy queen. ur boyfriends fucking ugly. wanna date me instead" LITERALLY ME TODAY 😭😭😭 this one girl was taking pics in the garden and we were like omg she's so pretty! she was in a cute sundress w a hat 🥺 and then her boyfriend comes into view and he's in basketball shorts and sandals 💀 literally went thru all 5 stages of grief
also the guy working at bag check was cute :> i liked his voice he was kinda mellow and he was tall <3
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