Because I didn't want to. Why didn't your mother abort you? You should show her what you write to others on the internet and ask, get some firm answers for me <3 I'd love to know if yours is the life she envisaged when she was looking down at her pregnant belly.

"Someday. Someday my baby will grow up and become a 4channer, with their only light being the computer monitor and their only sustenance being the humble cup-noodle."