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glorfindelridesagain · 6 months

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Bilbo: Don't kill me I have a boyfriend.

Orc Captain: You think I care about that?

Bilbo: No this isn't a plea for mercy, it's a warning.

Orc Captain: What-

Thorin (appearing out of nowhere): ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!?!

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purumuhugr · 1 year

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An sticker I made long ago (like two years) when I started reading Guards, Guards! by Terry Pratchett, special thanks and sorries to @YulsBolts

I haven't read any book besides Mort, the aforementioned one and Equal Rites qwq

#terry pratchett #pterry #guards guards #discworld #fanart #sticker #mundodisco #carrot #zanahoria #dwarf #fantasy #icon #himbo #absolute 100% himbo

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olsmad-illo · 10 months

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Some characters I’ve done this past year! In order of appearance: Randy the Halfling Monk, Axel the Tiefling Paladin, Maelaig the Dawrf/Elf Alchemist, and Clover the Halfling Druid.

My commissions for characters are open!

#illustration #character art #dungeons and dragons #pathfinder #ttrpg #character token #dnd charcter art #dnd dwarf #dnd halfling #dnd half elf #dnd tiefling #himbo #fantasy #art #my art #commissions open

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sunxxblessed · 2 years

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( canon-divergent headcanon that Alistair just said “fuck it” after becoming king, and would marry a romanced HoF regardless of their race, class, or gender )

#about//Alistair Theirin #listen the boy is a simp for whomever his love interest is #the nobles in the landsmeet can go fuck themselves #mage male elf? he's alistair's co-king now #dwarf female warden? he's marrying her #male cousland? alistair's keeping him #let the himbo keep his love okay #like sure he'd be willing to marry anora if that's the decision made #and would even form a decent relationship with anora even if it's never fully love #but if he's in love with the HoF and they're willing to marry him/stay with him?#then the nobles of ferelden will have to suck it up and deal with it bc he's not letting them go now

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gotta-pet-em-all · 11 months

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For the Pokémon Type Ask Game, I'd say you're Dark/Ice

-@chaos-cousins

Aw, thank you!

That said. I do have a therapist, whom I've been seeing regularly for the past...damn, has it really been almost three years?

#rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #my therapist is cool as hell honestly #they have a ditto who's like a himbo blob #and the most spoiled dwarf vulpix you will ever meet in your life #teeny tiny #smol #itty bitty!

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randoimago · 1 year

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So far Tiefling is winning in the poll (there's still a lot of time left tho) and I don't know what else I expected. The community loves tieflings

#mod kat speaks #no one loves dwarves it seems #id think matt's himbo dwarf would've given some love to the race

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verifiablebot · 2 years

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it’s not often the stars align to turn me into a hopeless optimist but sometimes when it’s sunny and i’m sitting in the shade petting a goat and listening to lord huron and i know there’s tea and lemon blueberry loaf waiting for me inside it kinda feels like it’ll all be okay in the end

#my pets #gambit #goats #nigerian dwarf #he's such a head full of nothing but love himbo and i adore him so much #he's the only one who likes being petted lol

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blankerthought · 2 years

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realizing my minecraft 'sona looks more and more tiefling-like every time i paint it: this is because i refuse to play anything that's not half orc or human isn't it

#and i will do it again!!#maybe a dwarf tho #a dwarf cleric.#in the meantime my half orc himbo and my 14 y/o human ex-thug will continue on #lo's stuff

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gewska · 7 months

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Some bg3 sketches!

My first Tav, tiefling bard, who sings silly little songs about her beautiful wife Karlach and tries her best

Second Tav, a half-orc barbarian with enemies to lovers relationship with Shadowheart, but he's a himbo and has no idea they have beef

And a third one, a rich noble dwarf necromancer with questionable morals and interest in otherworldly creatures if you catch my drift ahahaha

and some companion sketches

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tenojan-in-tevinter · 5 days

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Honestly there's no one I'd rather be on a forced saving-the-world road trip with than the origins gang. Sorry kotor companions sorry bg3 companions but no one does it like the origins gang. They are a family they are insane they are not to be fucked with they never would have been friends if they were given a choice in the matter. The perfect road trip squad.

They consist of the best dog in thedas, the worlds most royal himbo, a demi-god shapeshifting witch, a bisexual assassin nun, a bisexual assassin orphan, a powerful spell-slinging grandma living on borrowed time (who is bffs with a spirit), a giant spy man who doesn't know how to function by himself, the worlds grossest dwarf, and a giant statue that has a life goal to kill all birds.

#dragon age #dragon age origins #barkspawn #alistair theirin #morrigan #leliana #zevran arainai #wynne dragon age #sten #oghren #shale #i just want to travel with them ok #i realize none of what I said about their dynamic is something kotor/bg3 companions lack #there's just something about the origins group that makes them especially compelling to me #maybe it's the setting idk #the fact everything around them is dreary and grey #they're like all just trying to hard to simply eek by #and if none of them ever met each other they'd all still be nobodies #and they hate each other and they need each other and they love each other

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goingroguepod · 6 months

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Working through Terry Pratchett's City Watch books and I gotta say, it's almost good there isn't a faithful adaptation of these because it would be simply too powerful.

What do you mean modern feudalism/late stage capitalism critic and recovering alcoholic Sam Vimes and his squad of made up of Himbo, Lazy Uncle, Weird Uncle, Hot Werewolf, Big Dude, Gender Non-conforming Dwarf and assorted weirdos has never been successfully adapted into a case of the week, rambling city fantasy crime show?

Have the TV execs heard about Sam's burning commitment to do good in a city that doesn't care, working within a system that is already irreparably broken? Do they know about how Lady Sybil, a blunt and sensible woman in her 40s, inspires a sense of stunned awe is everyone around her, including the narrator? Do they know how feral the internet would go over "One True King Who Doesn't Really Vibe The Monarchy So He Just Hangs Around Being Nice To People And Also Is Extremely Jacked"?

#terry pratchett #the city watch #discworld #i know this isn't Star Wars but I contain multitudes

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glorfindelridesagain · 10 months

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Bilbo: Hello Thorin.

Thorin, drunk: You are so good looking.

Thorin, throwing his arm around Bilbo: I’m gonna make love to you right here right now.

Dwalin, sitting in a chair next to them: Really wish you wouldn’t.

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peoplesgraves · 1 year

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Yandere Himbo X Disaster Reader X Yandere GirlBoss Headcanons (Including NSFW)

•Himbo definitely notices you first. Your stumbling around the convenience store obviously frazzled and exhausted and he just wants to wrap you in his arms and carry you home with him so you can rest.

•He barely keeps his composure when you trip into him and immediately melt into his warmth. Poor thing couldn’t even keep them self upright. He asks if you’d like him to help you and from the way you only mumble a response and snore a bit he assumes it’s a yes.

•Himbo happily carries you home. He doesn’t quite know how to explain it to girlboss when she gets home but hopefully she’ll be just as in love with you as he is.

•She 100% is as in love with you as him if not more. How easily you nuzzle into her hand when she goes to brush your hair from your face.

•Girlboss absolutley insists on being the first one you see when you wake up. Himbo will just get too excited and ruin it all.

•Once you wake up girlboss is there holding aspirin and a glass of water to your mouth. She explains the situation before you can even ask. Assured you there’s nothing to be afraid of. They were just worried you’d be taken advantage of if they left you all alone in your previous state.

•With the calculated manipulation of girlboss and not so calculated manipulation from Himbo they manage to convince you to stay to rest some more. Himbo cooks you breakfast and gives you one of his shirts to wear. It dwarfs you and both yanderes love the way you look in it.

•Girlboss has her assistant dig into your life while she talks to you face to face. Willy breaking down your walls until you tell her exactly what had you pushing yourself so hard. Once she finds out then it’s all over for you.

•Suddenly your crappy job fires you and all your applications are rejected. You get evicted and your stuff is left on the curb.

•Luckily Himbo and girlboss are there to help you pick up the piece of your life. They offer to let you move in with them and assure you that you won’t need a job. Girlboss makes more than enough to take care of all of you.

•Left with no other real options you agree. The two try to take it slow and follow your lead but it’s just so hard.

•Girlboss can’t help bringing back expensive gifts and a personalized credit card for you. Can barely fight back the urge to lay her head on your chest while you card your fingers through her hair and make her forget all about her day.

•Himbo is even worse though. He’s always accidentally forgetting to wash your clothes so that you’ll have to wear his, misplacing your makeup because he thinks you look too cute bare faced. He’s always touching and smiling and looking at you. Glancing when he thinks you’re not looking or letting his finger tips graze your hand.

•Both simply want to worship and take care of you but in different ways.

NSFW Headcanons

•Girlboss is a dom. Shes all about your pleasure for sure. She would never indulge any harmful/painful kinks even if you asked. She simply can’t imagine hurting you.

•Probably has a mommy kink. If you ever thanked her for taking good care of you and called her mommy at the same time she would literally have to reward you until you couldn’t walk.

•Into overstimulation. Wants to make you feel so good that all you can do is whimper and whine and squeeze her hand for support.

•Himbo is a sub. He wants to do whatever you want to do.

•Loves when you leave marks on him. He’ll proudly show off any bruises or hickeys or scratch marks. He’d even wear a collar if you wanted him too. He’d actually love it because it’d show the whole world that he belongs to you.

•He likes being tied up and completely at your mercy. Literally please use him as nothing but a tool for your pleasure. Like sit on his face for as long as you want, ride him while denying him his own release. All while he writhes against his binds but never once even thinks of asking you to stop.

•Girlboss likes to tie Himbo to a chair and make him watch while she takes care of you. Unable to touch you or even himself all he can do is watch and wish they could swap places. Girlboss teases the both of you the whole time. Him for missing out and you for how you react to Himbos predicament.

These are my first nsfw Headcanons so don’t judge them too harshly <3

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere couple #yandere x darling #yandere x y/n #yandere x you

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themoonlily · 1 year

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did you know that Éomer son of Éomund

has his own command in Aldburg, one of the chief settlements of Rohan

is given the title of the Third Marshal, one of the most important positions in Rohan, when he's still under thirty

is seen by Saruman as one of the two chief obstacles to the easy conquest of Rohan (the other being Théodred)

is relied on by his people and his uncle (once he is restored)

retains his integrity in an increasingly difficult and dangerous situation

admits he believes as his countrymen do, but is ready to change his mind when presented with new information (” Yes, and we could find a use for Gimli's axe and the bow of Legolas, if they will pardon my rash words concerning the Lady of the Wood. I spoke only as do all men in my land, and I would gladly learn better.”)

is quick to recognise and make important and powerful allies (Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli)

seems to have a witty sense of humour (”So many strange things have chanced that to learn the praise of a fair lady under the loving strokes of a Dwarf's axe will seem no great wonder.”)

apparently resists the influence of Saruman's voice to the degree where Saruman singles him out in the company at Orthanc

acts as Théoden's second in command during the war and takes active part in planning strategy

keeps his calm when Théoden, Rohan’s king and the leader of their people, lies dying and other Rohirrim are dismayed; he rallies them and holds them together during the battle. (admittedly even he loses his shit when he thinks Éowyn is dead, but considering at that point his whole family seems to be dead, I don’t blame him.)

composes some kick-ass verse in the middle of a huge battle

marries Lothíriel of Dol Amroth, the daughter of one of the most powerful lords of Gondor, expressing keen political instinct

is so successful as king that his people call him “the Blessed”

so if you think he's just some himbo, you probably weren't paying attention.

#Éomer #Eomer #House of Eorl #Eorlingas #Lord of the Rings #Tolkien

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howlingmadness · 4 months

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I love romancing Gale as muscular body male Tavs because its like he needed a big himbo dad to come and pick him up and take care of him.

Currently in my playthroughs Galussy been claimed by:

- Big human paladin in bdsm underwear, beard longer than Gales hair, and heavy hammer.

- Silver dragonborn wizard who destroys Gales thighs

- Dwarf sorcerer who gets really creative with how he tops Gale

My mission is to obliterate Gale's pelvis and make him forget Mystra exists.

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #gale x tav #baldurs gate gale #gale x durge

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rosedom · 3 months

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massive size diff stupid boy and a boy who just wants to bottom for them <3

oh my god you are so immensely !!!!!! i hope i'm interpreting this right: big himbo x boy who wants to be spread open on his cock, right? ୧⁠(⁠＾⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠＾⁠)⁠୨

ⓘ THIS WORK IS FOR 18+ ONLY ,, PRESS KEEP READING TO CONTINUE .

now, i sincerely doubt you're thinking the same train of thought as i am, but: god. a big ol' stupid boy with way too much muscle and far too large a cock to know what to do with it; a smaller boy, easily dwarfed in himbo's arms, who so terribly-badly wants that soft cock he feels pressed against him pressed inside him.

but we all have a breaking point, don't we? we can't blame the small boy for getting fed up. it'd also be comical, the way big himbo constantly has his arm wrapped around the smaller's waist; or his large hand engulfing his own far daintier one; or, maybe, the way he'd grind his thick cock right between his thighs—which, by the way, are both, together, the size of only one of himbo's—but never going further.

"c'mon, big guy," the smaller one'd whine, pressing down into the hardening swell of himbo's cock. it's so close, but so far. "i can take it."

i love to see a good ol' fashioned himbo who doesn't know how down bad his pretty boy is for him. him replying, breathless and with delicious friction across his cock, "i—i don't wanna hurt you."

"you—" of course, we can't have the smaller guy thinking he's in charge here, callin' the shots; so a particularly delicious grind upwards sends his breath hitching before he can continue, "—you won't hurt me."

himbo'd sigh, but he'd fall prey to smaller boy's puppy-dog eyes. fitting, then, to call him puppy as he gets his fingers—so thick, so much larger than his—slicked up with lube and gentles one into him.

big, dumb stupid boy, pressing right into his sweet boy's sweet spot without even trying; his fingers are just so stupidly large, able to brush against all the perfect spots just by pushing in. he may play it dumb, but i can guarantee that this himbo isn't quite that stupid—he know what he's doing when he brings one, two orgasms out from him just from his fingers alone.

but he'd have to ask, "are you sure?" with the head of his cock resting against the smaller's hole. the smaller'd try and sink down on his cock anyway, but he won't be able to—not when himbo's got his large hands around his waist, holding his tight, his longest fingers almost touching.

whining, "yes !" before his mouth falls open on a gasp when the head of himbo's cock starts fucking sinkin' in, in, in. himbo's got him so lube-slick and loosened up that his cock is buried to the hilt in no time. i wanna see him fucked dumb without himbo even havin' to goddamn try—just a cute lil' guy left spread so obscenely wide, filled so deep.

oh, just imagine: the himbo drawing out real nice n' slow before thrusting in, caught between watching the way his pretty boy's small hole is stretched tight around his cock and how his face is absolutely broken, fat tears rolling down his cheeks, OR the damning bulge appearing and reappearing below his navel with each thrust.

"feel that?" he'd say—rhetorical, of course, because how couldn't the smaller boy?—, grinding in reeaaallll deep, pressing his large hand over his bulging stomach. holy fuck, the snark that the smaller boy had earlier, gone so quickly and with only one fat dick to make him behave.

the amount of cum, too . . . himbo sliding out as fat globs spill out . . . small boy hiccuping as himbo cares for him in the aftermath, so fucking soft with those gentle giant hands as he cleans him up . . . himbo absolutely cocooning his smaller body within his own when they fall asleep together .

(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠) m such a pervert for cum and aftercare. i had sm fun with this ask !!

JAN. 17, 2024. @rosedom, rosey .

#ㅤ✦【 ASKS 】#anon i'm making out w u rn #so so hard #gay #gay nsft #gay ns/fw #mlm nsft #himbo #smut #i wish i was a big 'nuff guy to wreck a small one like this

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