hey sorry we put your boyfriend on a show where the game changes every time. yeah he has no idea what game he’s about to play. but he’ll be fine once he realizes the only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to begin is by beginning. yeah actually we’ll be beginning without further ado but you can pick him up after. sorry again.
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Every time I report and block a porn bot:
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this week's episode is so good y'all
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Calling everyone on this website - including myself - out
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“Average Aguefort student kills 3 rats a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. Average Aguefort student kills 0 rats per year. The Rat Grinders, who grind and kill over 10,000 each day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted
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So I watched Nimona with my friend and we loved it. Sick asf, 10/10 would recommend to my shapeshifting besties out there!
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Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann
Saltburn (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell
Euphoria S01E06 (2019-) dir. Sam Levinson
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the 5 homoerotic love languages between soukoku:
- downright obsession
- oblivious pining
- princess roleplay
- stalking
and finally:
- having a 6th sense that tells each other where they are.
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IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA S02E07 || S10E08
Dennis and Sweet Dee passing out because of their vanity not eating for days
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