YOUR BRUTALIST REBUKE OF CONSUMER CAPITALISM, THAT BOTH REJECTS AND EMBRACES THE INSINCERITY OF THE BRAND AT ITS ESSENCE BY IMPOSING A TEMPTING YET ULTIMATELY UNWELCOME EXPERIENCE OF "FAST FOOD," WHICH IS TO SAY FOOD THAT FLEES YOUR OWN MEMORY BEFORE YOU'VE HAD A CHANCE TO CONSUME IT (FOR NO INDIVIDUAL HAPPY MEAL CAN BE SO HAPPY AS TO DWELL UPON IT IN FUTURE DAYS, SHOULD YOU BE SO UNLUCKY AS TO EXPERIENCE SUCH A VANTAGE POINT), CANNOT SAVE YOU
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Day 4: Noibat ✨💜 🦇
I honestly felt like I couldn’t make Noibat just as a happy meal. He needed his own piece.
Swipe for the shiny version ✨🩵 And the happy meal 🍟
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Reason to Live #8854
To buy Happy Meals and play with the toy. – Guest Submission
(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.)
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I don't have kids and I feel this.
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You know I had to get the new adult happy meals! I’m gonna collect the whole gang!
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No words just happy sanrio meal
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Rumour hath it that these things (or at least lookalikes of the orange/green/white series) are coming back for this year. I have yet to work out if these ever were a thing or will be a thing outside US McDonalds locations, but if you know more than I do, please reply!
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They tried to gaslight us, but I knew it! I knew I was right!
Those satanic panicking assholes tried to make me doubt myself, make me think it was some Mandela thing, and lie to an entire generation!And McDonalds colluded with them, those fuckers!
BEHOLD:
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Damian: Oh look, they're doing Paddington Happy Meals.
Dick: Oh? Do you want one, Dami?
Damian: No.
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# 4,460
Free Love: Luxury Hits (2018)
I’m elated to say that I’m the only one here amongst my mutuals who know about this Scottish electronic duo, and that started with Apero, a record that stamps my move into my current residency. Formerly Happy Meals (because they can’t be bothered naming themselves after cancerous toxicity), this married couple have that magic touch in their sound that no one else has. They have such a special soul that could take you to another world; one that could’ve possibly existed but per chance could be a reality. This album Luxury Hits contains two personal favorites / footnotes of mine: “Tomorrow Could Be Heaven”, a lively, bouncy, and dynamic number denoting an Autumn Sunday trip out to Greenpoint, and “Pushing Too Hard”, part of a soundtrack to a colorful and vivid but complicated Summer. The latter is a charmer thanks to Suzanne Rodden’s charismatic vocals, and any release of theirs is super high-resolution, sweet colors, and lush sounds. I still hope to keep Free Love as a personal gem only I can have to myself. Maybe not after you see this.
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