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irbcallmefynn · 5 months
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Sometimes I wonder what vocal leet speak would sound like. Does it sound like normal speech? Is it a fake robot voice?
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catladyofficial · 10 months
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not armi3 hamm3r posting a “thank you” IG post to the state’s attorney who found him not guilty of eating people or whatever.
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achleusofficial · 2 years
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The OG rodrick was the best, the replacement is just another failure.
Bring back the original sexy beast
~Hamm3R
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vipfromhell · 2 years
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remx-music · 2 years
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I feel like more people should talk about the l33t hamm3r broz from Mario & Luigi partners in time
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contagiousgrace · 3 years
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I’m glad RBG didn’t have to see the fall of Arm!e Hamm3r
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queertwilight · 3 years
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I’m sorry if I went a little to long there but it’s just I can’t stand how Hollywood normalizes these relationship age gaps.
Just recently an actress exposed her ex husband on her Instagram account who she meet when she was a teenager and he was a grown man and she alleged he abused her
Dude! Anon! You’re FINE!!! I love any asks I get and love reading what y’all have to say about things :)
I’ll say I’m not super caught up with Hollywood/celebrity culture but yes! I hate how it’s normalized and I’m glad there’s more awareness about how incredibly fucked up it is! (I have no idea what celebrity you’re referring to but recently I read about Armi3 Hamm3r, how Elvis Presley married a 14 year old, and just the fact that so much media normalizes and romanticizes the power imbalance like Leo DiCap only dating girls in their 20s which ok is legal but dude you’re 50/60 you shouldn’t think of someone who could be your daughter s3xually)
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dykeromanroy · 3 years
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my wife and i have spent the last 20 mins discussing how much money and what the situation is where we allow arm*e hamm3r to eat one of our ribs
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dropnthehamm3r · 3 years
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Save 10% now on your order!!
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superwolfiestar · 5 years
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Partners in Times Ch. 10
After the ride in the time hole, the past and future heroes, arrived back at another part of the Mushroom Kingdom's past: Mushroom Wood Forest.
This place is a spooky and humid forest located west of Shroob Castle. There were many trees, rocks resembling Manny Eggs, and an odd factory at the deepest part of the forest. The heroes were fazed by this place. As they walked onwards, they started a conversation:
"So the forest has also been taken over by the Aliens… That's not a good thing." Panchito said.
"Yeah, they probably won't stop until they conquer everything in the Mushroom Kingdom." Jose guessed.
"That's a fair point, Jose." Panchito pointed out.
"Say, is it just me, or are those trees looking…odd?" Jose glanced at the trees; some of them seemed like they were strapping something… But what.
He decided to take a closer look at one of the trees, and…
"H-Help…!" a voice was heard, startling both Joses.
"Wah! Tree talked!" Young Jose flinched.
"Wait a minute… Did I just hear a voice from the tree?" Panchito questioned while staring suspiciously at the tree. He walked closer to it, and saw that a body of pig was indeed strapped to the tree's trunk! Young Panchito then playfully pokes the man’s body, but it didn't seem to move.
"No motion…" he replied quietly.
"Hold on… Panchito! Remember back at what happened at Hollijolli Village? I think that all of them that the Alien abducted are taken here! But why do they need those poor innocent people for?" Jose pondered.
"I can answer that to you." Stuffwell said in a distressed tone, jumping out of Panchito pocket. "You see, the Alien are masters of high-tech and genetics, so they used their abilities to genetically-engine those trees and place all of the abducted the people in them." He then faced away the heroes for a bit while continuing. "All of the people species have some sort of life force called vim. When the vim is extracted from them, it resembles a green liquid with transparent images of sad people spirits."
"That sounds…dark." Young Panchito remarked.(AN: Remind me again how this game is for kids!?)
"Indeed. Now, take a look at the ground." Stuffwell directs the heroes to a strange brown cable installed in the ground and some sort of lime-green liquid was flowing inside. "This root leads to a series of network roots under the ground. See that lime-green liquid inside? That's the vim. Those trees are extracting the vim out from them, where it is transported by its roots to the Vim Factory, located at the heart of the forest. Without their vim, the people lose their coloration and slowly become part of the trees before dying."
"That's horrible!" Young Jose whimpered.
"And now the Aliens are using vim as their fuel for their Shroob Saucers with special chemicals." Stuffwell turned back to the heroes. "It is said that a bio-mechanical Wiggler robot is the one who converts the vim into fuel and transfers it to the Saucers."
"So that's the reason why the Aliens are capturing the people…" Jose confirmed.
"If this keeps going, there won't be any more of them to govern the Mushroom Kingdom…" Panchito lamented.
"Now I can't imagine the Mushroom Kingdom without them…" Jose whimpered.
"Alright, Stuffwell, you're able to see the past, present and future, right? Could you tell us what happened exactly to Boy Princess Donald and Princess Della once they've arrived at this time period?" Panchito said.
"If you really want to know… Very well." Stuffwell replied while closing his eyes. "As soon as they arrived in this time, they were attacked by the Shroobs…"
Flashback…
Shortly after the younger heroes had fled with Young Zeus to the Koopa Cruiser, Professor Gyro's time machine had just arrived at the past version of Boy Princess Donald's Castle, which was wrecked by the Shroobs. The machine's doors open, and Boy Princess Donald and Princess Della came out. They became shocked by the castle's state.
"Oh my mushroom! What's happened here?" Boy Princess Donald questioned in shock.
"EEEK!" Princess Della suddenly shrieked. "Donald! Look over there!"
The twin saw a group of aliens coming towards them. They stopped a few inches away before opening way to their leader, Princess Penumbra of Shroob. Their leader have gray purple eyes, her eyes shadow was deep purple with three white dots. She wore a reddish pink dress that’s similar to Boy Princess Donald dress that has a high reddish pink collar attached to her gown, her green earrings and silver tiara, and the long white glove.
"Who are you?" Boy Princess Donald asked in a frightened tone as Princess Penumbra approaches him and Princess Della.
"S-Stay away from us!" Princess Della backs off, alongside Boy Princess Della.
Princess Penumbra then raised her arms, and began to charge some sort of energy.
End of Flashback
"…Boy Princess Donald and Princess Della were separated from each other by the Shroobs." Stuffwell continued. "I can't seem to detect Princess Della anywhere, I'm afraid…but I do know that Boy Princess Donald was taken to somewhere on the Kingdom's past. To where exactly, I don't know…"
"I knew it…" Panchito growled under his breath.
"Stuffwell, back to the peoples' situation, should we check the factory?" Jose asked.
"Well, yes. I can sense a Cobalt Shard somewhere in that horrid place." Stuffwell answered.
"Really? Sweet! Then we should definitely check inside!" Panchito grinned.
"Yeah! We should!" Young Panchito grinned back.
"*sigh* if you say so, BACK TO ADVENTURE." Stuffwell sighed deeply before walking to the path leading to the heart of the forest with the heroes following him.
Of course, they had to fight their way through enemies like Boo Beagle, Elasto-Piranhas Beagle, and Koopeleons Beagle in the forest to get to the factory. After solving a puzzle involving fire to burn out the trees blocking the way leading to the factory, they finally reached the heart of the forest, where a bunch of spikes were placed around, and saw some Shroob Saucers flying directly to the Vim Factory, possibly to refill their fuel tanks.
In order to enter the factory, they had to break the circuit that was guarding the front entrance by activating the two antenna towers located at the top left and right corners of the area. Once both circuits were broken, the heroes entered the factory.
The Vim Factory is a factory built by the Aliens before the arrival of Boy Princess Donald and Princess Della to the past. Certain chemicals are mixed with the vim extracted from the people to produce fuel for the Saucers, and this place is where this process occurs. The being who transports the fuel to the Shroobs' UFOs was a robotic Wiggler-like Alien, who stays at the top floor of the factory. The factory's layout basically consists of purple walls and many machines at the later rooms.
Why laterooms you may ask? Because once the heroes set foot into the factory, two Hammer Beagle Bros wearing what appears to be mind-controlling helmets blocked their path instantly.
"AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R BROZ!" One of the Hammer Beagle Bro on the right spoke in a robotic voice.
"WE R TEH SHROOB ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY." Another Hammer Beagle Bro on the left continued. "WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS. WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER SHROOBZORS. U = NOOBS. BROZ = L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!"
Suddenly, a nose-like vacuum came down from the ceiling just a few inches away from the heroes.
"What the-?" Jose eyed the vacuum above them.
Just then, the nose vacuum begins to suck in…the adult heroes!
"WAH!" they screamed as their heads were sucked into the nostrils. The young Super Caballeros and Stuffwell gasped at that.
Then, the nose vacuum started to drag away the adults to the left.
"NOO!" the young Super Caballeros cried out as they pursued after their older selves, but they were out of reach and they were carried away to another room. The two Hammer Beagle Bros went towards the youngsters and Stuffwell and the one on the left spoke.
"NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED."
"TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ JOO. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY R L33T HAMMERS." The other one finished.
The youngsters had no choice but to fight on their own against the Hammer Beagle Bros so that they could save their adult selves from a slaving fate. Thankfully, they had Stuffwell to help them.
The Hammer Beagle Bros first executed an attack together that was similar to the Knockback Bros. The youngsters dodged the attack and Young Sonic and Young Tails attacked them by using a green shell at them.
When the Hammer Beagle Bros were about to execute their attack again, Young Panchito and Young Jose finished them off with their Green Shell Attack once more.
The Green Shell also managed to knock off both Hammer Bros' helmets, breaking them, and they were back to their normal states.
"So the Aliens must of have placed those helmets on them for mind-control…" Stuffwell guessed.
"I kind of felt bad for them…" Young Jose said.
"Whoa… My helmet antenna! It's broken! Oh, man, YESSS!" the Hammer Beagle Bro on the left cheered once he got up.
"Hey… Mine broke to! Talk about lucky! I mean, didja HEAR what was coming out of my mouth?" the other Hammer Beagle Bro replied once he also got up.
"I know, dude! Seriously, who talks like that?! Anyway, I think these kids freed us!" he directs to the two youngsters.
"Ya think? You little fellas trashed our antennas?"
"Yep!" Young Jose nodded.
"You bet!" Young Panchito gave thumbs up.
"Right ON! Seriously, thanks! You boys saved our bacon. We were…not right in the head." The Hammer Beagle Bro on the left thanked. "So listen, you gotta let us thank you by hooking you up with these spare hammers!"
The Hammer Bros handed a hammer to both youngsters. Despite having a metal head, they weren't that heavy. At least for the boys.
"Wow! Thanks a lot!" Young Panchito thanked with a big smile.
"You're welcome, dude!" the Hammer Beagle Bro on the right replied. "Now YOU can be Hammer Bros! But we'd better teach you how to use 'em first."
The Hammer Bros taught young Super Caballeros the basic Hammer Swing, to smash any obstacles in the way, and the Baby Drill, where both young heroes drill underground to pass under closed gates and find all sorts of buried things, like beans.
With those new hammers, the youngsters and Stuffwell moved on into the factory to rescue the adult heroes, who were taken somewhere into it. After solving a series of puzzles involving the use of hammers, they soon reached a room with a giant tree, and saw the adult heroes' heads sticking out that tree's nostrils! Gross!
The kids broke the orbs strapped to the tree's roots, and eventually, the tree blew out air from its nostrils, releasing the adult heroes, who bounced around the room before colliding their heads with each other.
"UGH!" they groaned from the impact before falling on their butts to the ground.
*THUD!*
"Ow…" Jose groaned as he rubbed his head.
"Are you two okay?" Young Jose asked.
"Yeah…" Panchito responded.
"At least we're out of that disgusting vacuum that looks like a nose." Jose said as he and the rest gets up. "But who saved us?"
"Peek-a-boo!" Young Panchito said playfully as he jumps and tugs on Panchitk's pant leg.
"Kids!" Panchito exclaimed with a big smile.
Panchito and Young Panchito high-fived, and Jose picks up Young Jose and hugs him while crying and cuddling his cheek. Stuffwell stood there on the back, watching the two versions of the heroes having fun while smiling.
But then, another one of those nose-like vacuums came in and it blew out two Spiny Shroopas Beagle, making the heroes flinch before going into the battle.
The Spiny Sherpas Beagle tried to jump over the adult, but the little ones countered with their hammers, leaving the adult brothers surprised.
"Whoa! You actually got hammers?" Panchito asked.
"Those two Hammer Brothers back there gave them to us!" Young Panchito explained.
"If that's the case, then I have an idea."
Panchito went towards one of the Spiny Shroopas Beagle and lifted up Young Panchito above his head before the kid smashed the Spiny Shroopa with his hammer and the help of his adult self, killing it instantly. Jose then did the same to the other Spiny Shroopa with Young Jose.
"That was a close one!" Panchito let out a sigh.
"Neat trick, me!" Young Panchito exclaimed.
"I've learned a lot about using a hammer on my previous adventure at my time." Panchiot smiled.
"Well, we've finally reunited with the adult heroes. Now we can move on." Stuffwell interfered. "After all, you all want to shut down the operation and find the Cobalt Shard… Right? BACK TO ADVENTURE!” He jumped back to Panchito pocket
The heroes then proceed further into the factory.
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prandlr · 5 years
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Karakhir has a soo cooI hamm3r *--* I want it
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achleusofficial · 2 years
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mayalaen · 6 years
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ya know how sometimes words just piss you off?
Other people HAVE to do this, not just me, so I’ll assume you at least have some idea what I mean. It’s not the meaning of the word, it’s just the sound of it. It’s... grating.
For some reason Arm1e Hamm3r’s name is that for me.
I don’t even think I’ve ever seen anything he’s in and he’s probably a very nice guy, but every time I see his name it makes my insides burn.
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aboumepuschel-blog · 6 years
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Hör dir Hamm3R LiVe Kranke Welt von P!hamm3R an #np auf #SoundCloud
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