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#HER WITTLE TAIL PLEASE
yandere-fics · 13 days
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♡ Darling Is Secretly A Catgirl ♡
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♡ Do not let her find out if you don't want to be severely embarrassed. You can see the gears in her head turning as she starts to think of all the things she'd like to add to your wardrobe now that she's seen your cute little cat ears. She's a bit bothered you hid them from her but you had a good reason probably, she also hates when you try to suppress them even at home, please let them out, you're soulmates! why wouldn't you want her to pet your cute little ears! ♡
"Babeeeee, come out, I won't even mention it again." Your girlfriend had been sobbing on the floor for two hours now as you hid under the blanket not wanting to even look at her after she came home with a diamond studded collar, she just thought you'd look pretty with it, she'd even wear a matching silver chain with a tiny diamond on it, it would be so cute. You were pretty sure her finding out you were a catgirl was the worst thing that had occured in your life.
"I-I'm sorryyyy, babe pleasee don't hate me, I-I just wanted to get you something niceeeee...." She rested her chin on the bed sniffling as you peeked your head out to look at her. You darted your head back under the blanket quickly when you saw the collar was still very much in her hands.
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♡ She could smell there was something up with you but she never really put together you smelled like a cat until she saw your ears pop out one day. She's very very excited about this, not that she didn't love you before but now she's your loyal doggy and you're her very good kitty cat. Beyond that it probably means you have a heat and your instincts probably also want you to have kids so her ideal family life is really coming together! ♡
"I said no." Your tail swished behind you as she begged you for the fiftieth time today to let her breed you. She said she'd try to be gentle, she wouldn't even yanked on your tail like she did last time even though it did make you moan and tighten up. She knows she should have asked first, she's really sorry can't you please forgive her? She really won't do it again, probably, it was just swaying so cutely, how could she not!
"You're being silly, I know you want me, I can smell it, can't you please forgive me?" She kneeled in front of you already trying to take your skirt off in the middle of the living room before you stepped away from her and retreated to the bedroom closing the door on her before she could follow. "Kitty? You closed the door on me! How am I supposed to breed you when I'm trapped out here, silly!"
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♡ She's extremely upset you hid this from her, she should know everything about her mate otherwise how is she supposed to properly treat them like her good little mate. If you didn't want to be her good little kitty, which you obviously didn't considering you hid this, then you'll just have to be her pet for the time being until she shows you to not hide anything from her. She's especially angry she didn't get to pet you because you were hiding this, she doesn't care if you say you don't need to get pet, she already decided her good girl needs scritches which you were not allowing her to give you! ♡
"Can I please sit on the couch now?" You sighed as she scratched her chin to thought before shaking her head. Only good mates get to be on furniture, kitties who don't know how to behave sit at their master's feet waiting patiently for permission to get on their owners lap. You knew what she wanted and while normally you wouldn't give in, you really wanted up on the couch. "Please meowster, it's so cold on the floor, I'm just a wittle kitty, can I come up?"
"Aww of course you can lovely. You're so sweet when you ask for things properly." She was getting a slight kick out of humiliating you since you made her feel humiliated when she found out you'd been hiding a major secret from her. She'd probably stop making you do the voice in a few days once you were finally willing to be her cute little mate instead of just her pet.
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♡ She's only slightly bothered, while she would expect her mate to tell her everything, perhaps human mates are just more prone to hiding things. She'll have to sit down and get everything she possibly can out of you since you're not very forthcoming with information, perhaps she can use your ears to her advantage for that one. She's also a bit bothered because you could have made nap time even better had you revealed this, cat purrs are supposed to be very soothing, and beyond that she could have pet you to sleep better. ♡
"Nikki, I'm having a really hard time focusing on sleeping when you won't stop stroking my ears!" She halted her movements turning you around to look at you, you were purring though, was that not helping you fall asleep? She had assumed what she was doing had been extremely helpful, perhaps she wasn't petting hard enough to soothe you to sleep.
"Perhaps I'm petting the wrong spot." She trailed a finger up the length of your ear to find your soft spot pausing when you let out a moan at how softly she was touching your ear. She slowly started to rub your ears up and down soothingly as you clutched onto her arm begging her to stop with this torture, it was not helping you sleep, it was only making it so much worse.
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♡ She's far less understanding with this than she is with you being an omega and hiding it. She wants to be the best girlfriend so you'll never leave her and being able to touch your ears would make you love her more, plus beyond that you get so weak when she pets them so she could have used this in bed to subdue you, not that she won't still tie you up but now when you ask why she knows that you''re friend didn't show up to hang out yesterday when you didn't tell her, she can shut you up by petting you. ♡
"I'll die if you ever leave me." You paused bouncing on her strap to wonder what the hell she just said before quickly being shut up by her continuing to move her hips underneath you while stroking your ears. Whatever it was she said it clearly wasn't important so you just continued to move your hips as faster as you could while you were incapacitated by the petting.
"I'll take over since you're tired." You let out a soft hum in agreement as she flipped you onto your back, pinning your hands above your head with one hand while placing soft kisses on the tips of your ears causing you to completely melt under her, oblivious to anything she was currently saying. "I want to kill for you so bad.... Please love me...."
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♡ She's very excited when she comes home one day and sees your ears are out before you remember to hide them, she's too caught up in her excitement to even realize you were hiding this from her. She has so much she wants to do now, she's just so happy to pet you and scritch your chin and just love you. Now she can have you sit on her lap as she plays video games without you complaining about being bored because she can use one hand to pet you while she plays, though she doesn't even know if she'll want to play video games for awhile because she'd much rather spend time playing with you! ♡
"Come kitty kitty kitty, come on out." She whistled someone forgetting that A) that was a dog thing, not a cat thing, B) you were still a human so even if it did work on cats you were not dumb enough to fall for that, yet to your dismay your body pushed the cupboard door open and you crawled out of it right towards her and that stupid little ribbon she wanted to tie around your neck.
"Please don't." You pouted but despite your wishes she giggled bending down and tying the ribbon around your neck somewhat loosely and at this point you didn't even have the will to try to take it off as the elf above you snapped dozens of photos of you pouting on the floor.
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♡ She knew but you didn't seem to want to be spoiled and so she let it pass until she saw you "accidentally" let your ears out one day, she doesn't see it as an accident, she thinks it's you subtly letting her know you would very much like her to pet you and spoil you like one should pet and spoil their catgirl mate. She'll give you what she thinks you want for the first few weeks, petting you constantly but after that you have to be good and ask her for it, you can do that right? It's not that difficult. ♡
She was acting extremely unusual this week, she hadn't even stroked your ears or gently rubbed your tail at all. Perhaps the novelty of it had worn off after two months in a row of her constantly needing to pet you whenever the two of you were together, she still made you wear a collar every day but she just wasn't touching you which really irked you after you'd finally gotten used to being consistently pet.
"Sawyer, pet me please?" She chuckled as you pouted at her in bed one night waiting very patiently for your nighttime scratches. It really didn't take long for you to learn to ask her for things, she was very glad, now if only you'd start to get better about shamelessly asking for her money. This was a start though.
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rainbowxocs · 11 months
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TW: This Character has allot of dark details in her backstory and just general lore. Unfortunately due to her being from the 1400s we have to talk allot about how women were treated back then. Including SA, Child Abuse, Sexual Abuse, ETC. I will only use basic descriptions but if that bothers you then just learn about Are via asking questions to her.
CHARACTER INFO:
with notes from me!!! Are!!! :3
Name: Are Yoru (アレ 夜)(アレ・ヨル) that’s me!
Alt Names: Akira Otome (Childhood name) (あきら オトメ) haha akira sounds like “a killa”
Are Otome no Aji-Ganashi (アレオトメ脳アジ加那志)
Special Titles: Myobu (命婦), Kikoe-Ogimi (聞得大君), Our Lady Kitsune (わたしたちの狐さま), Chiko, Goddess of Okutama, Geiko, The Curse of Okutama.
Remember to bow down to your Kitsune overlord ;3
Old Titles: Juri (じゅり), Our Lady of Flowers (花の聖母), Maiko, Minarai, Shikomi.
Nicknames: Are-Chan. (アレちゃん)(アレチャン)
Chronological Age: 564. jeez you don’t have to put all my personal business out there.
Age: 18. I’m gonna be young 4eva!
Pronouns: She/They/Nya (In English.)
I Pronouns:
Wagahai (吾輩)(A neutral I that’s incredibly old fashioned, Usually seen as pompous or that the person using it thinks highly of themselves.)
Warawa (わらわ)(A feminine pronoun that’s archaic, Usually used by noblewomen or women of a high class, comes off as pompous.)
Wachiki (わちき) (A feminine archaic pronoun, Usually used by prostitutes in the past.)
Sexuality: Ryōseiai (両性愛, Bisexual), Grayromantic.
Gender: Transfem, Gendervoid, Weirdfoxic, Yanderecoric.
Species: Kitsune (狐) (Yurei) (Witch) I’m just a cute wittle foxy, you can put your fingers inside my cage I promise I won’t bite them.
Disorders: CPTSD, HPD, BPD, Suicide Ideation, Insomnia, Autism.
Physical Conditions: Chronic Pain.
Active Addictions: Murder, Self Harm, Nicotine (Vaping.)
Religion: Utaki Shinko, Shintoism. shoutout to my mommsss.
Job: Chashitsu Waitress. it’s like- totally boring.. but.. the owner is this old grandma.. and she’s nice to me so whateva.
Major: Music. college is weird. but i get straight a’s somehow.
Lives in: Okutama, Japan, 2024. hehe okutama isn’t where I’m from but it’s GREAT here!
Languages: Japanese, Uchināguchi, English, Yokai + All Languages.
Height: 5’4”
Race: Indigenous Asian.
Ethnicity: Ryukyuan. I miss my hometown sometimes.
Accent: Okinawan.
Animal Form: Pink Fox with 5 Tails.
Spirit Form: Glitchy, Monstrous Fox that’s constantly on fire and coughing up poison.
Spirit Level: Acceptance. yeaaaaa bitch. I accepted I was dead pretty quickly lol. There’s no use dwelling on it.
Powers: Time Travel, Resetting Time, Shapeshifting, Possession, Summoning, Divination, Creating Fire and Lightning, Dream Traveling, Flight, Invisibility, Teleporting, Illusions, Superhuman Strength, Mind Control, General Witchcraft/Magic, Creating and Seeing Omens, Siren Song, Strings.
Im like tottttesss overpowered.
Weapons: Knives, Circular Saw, Chainsaw.
Wand: Magatama, Gohei.
Alignment: Chaotic Evil.
Text Color: Pink.
Main Animal: Fox. yip yip!
Main Hobbies: Violin, Sanshin, Yotsutake, Cello. :)
please gods feed me food.
Favorite Drink: Bukubuku Tea, Strawberry Tea, Hot Chocolate.
Favorite Fruit: Oranges.
Favorite Candies: Strawberry Pocky, Konpieto.
Favorite Meals: Udon w Abura-age, Chicken Katsu, and Curry. Inarizushi, Hotdogs, Sashimi.
Favorite Desserts: Tanghulu, Strawberry Icecream Mochi.
Favorite Flower: Cherry Blossoms.
Scent: Hello Kitty Perfume. IT EVEN HAS THIS LIKE HELLO KITTY SHAPED BOTTLE AND IT SMELLS LIKE PINK.
Awareness: VERY Aware. (Effect: Negative.)
Birthday: April 14th 1459 (Aries, Rabbit, AB. ) hehe unlucky numbers babyyy.
Theme:
Playlist:
Fun Facts: Is banned in most countries for terrorism, Was the leader of her light music club in Highschool. :D
Comfort Objects: Sakura (Fox Plush), Reborn Baby Dolls.
Special Interests: Music, Crime.
Extras: Has 5 tails, usually only shows one though cause it’s hard to sit down with them.
Stims: Tail Wagging, Hand Flapping, lots of physical stimming.
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Stimboard: LINK
Moodboard: LINK
Fashionboard: LINK
Family:
Inari, Amamikyu (Patron Deities/Mother Figures)
my moms are so annoying. But they’re nice or whatever.
Bushii Aya Otome, Ueekata Fuji Otome (Birth Parents.)
……
Yuki Sho, Mizuki Sho (Children)
……
Friends:
Odoroku, Yukai (BFFs). ODO IS LIKE MY BFF, and YUKAI IS GREAT TOO! I love crashing their datessss.
Kagayaki, Theo, Joan. They’re alright too!
Romance: None. yettttt ;) callll meee.
Enemies: Kami such a dickwad.
Pets: Neko (猫) (Raccoon) BEST CAT I LOVE HIM.
Brief Personality: Are is what you would call, Chaotic, Sadistic. She seems to take pleasure in messing with people. Changing the story, Breaking the 4th wall. They are highly intelligent, however she often hides that behind a vapid/pompous persona. In reality, all Are wants is attention and for someone to play her games with her.. However they would never admit that.
Brief Backstory: Are was born a very long time ago in modern day Okinawa. Her childhood name was Akira. Her family were originally rice farmers and the first few years of her life were relatively uneventful. Until her parents realized how much money there is in the con business. It started out small, saying that the teas they make could cure illness, then they could make creams and tonics that could cure blindness and heal broken bones.
Her parents slowly did any and every type of con in the book and slowly they included Akira in the Scams. Who couldn’t resist that cute little face? And Unfortunately her parents made Akira do, allot of things for money. Akira had to deal with sexual abuse from a very young age, which warped her sense of reality.
Her parents eventually scammed and broke mostly ever law to get their way up to the top. They pretended to be Warriors, they.. of course did not have any qualifications for that sort of job, but that didn’t stop them from reaching the royal palace with that scam. They were granted a living quarters within the grounds of the palace. And they offered their child as a Juri, helping the older prositutes and eventually as she got older becoming one.
When she became more mature she was given the name Are.
Are learned from an incredibly young age how to game the system. She knew exactly what to say to charm people and knew exactly what to do to get people to leave her alone. And eventually her intelligence paid off, She was proficient in all different types of dancing like fan dancing and Yotsutake. Performing for people within the palace and dazzling them.
Eventually Are made her way to dazzling the King and Queen with her talent in music and dancing, which made her family go up in the world. Her family wanted to use their connections to royalty as a means for power. But Are just liked the safety she got from it.
The King took an interest in Are, eventually making her a Aji-Ganashi. Which she begrudgingly accepted. However, this caused her to have some evil eyes cast upon her. She noticed the other concubines would bully and harass her. Putting rats in her room, Cutting her hair off. Are’s family made her put up with the abuse as they didn’t want to lose their connection with the royal family.
One day however it went too far, as one of the other concubines poisoned her. Are slowly died a slow and painful death as the poison took over her body, She remembers her mother and father laying over her before she closed her eyes, and was transported to a forest, She sat up confused, wondering where she was until she looked over and saw a woman by a glowing river. The woman beckoned her to come towards her.
Are hesitantly got up, dusting off her outfit and going to sit down next to the woman.
“Little one, What are you doing here?” The woman asked.
“I.. think I died...” Are said, fidgeting with her ryusou. “It’s kind of blurry..”
Are looked up at the woman. “I.. wasn’t expecting to go that quickly.. My parents are going to be so disappointed..”
The woman stared down at her, with a look that Are couldn’t quite make out.
“Heh, sorry.. I guess I shouldn’t complain.. That’s life right..?” Are shifted nervously.
The woman took Are’s hands. “What if I gave you a second chance?”
“A second chance? What do you mean..?” Are said. “It’s not like any of us have that kind of power..”
The woman laughed. “You have no idea who I am, do you?”
Are gave her a puzzled look. “Um. No.. not particularly..”
“I am, Amamikyu.”
Are’s eyes got wide, she immediately bowed to the goddess“OHMYGODLITERALLYIAMSOSORRYIWASBEINGSORUDEOHMYGOD”
“Wooooahhh easy now, no need for all of that, my child.” Amamikyu said, patting Are on the head.
“Listen, do you see this river?” The goddess said, pointing at the river beside them. “This, little one. Is the river of the gods. It is the essence of life. If you drink from it, I believe it should give you a second chance.”
“I- I don’t know if I deserve that..” Are said.
“Drink, That’s a command from your goddess.” Amamikyu pointed at the river, ushering the child to drink up.
Are did as she was told and drank the contents, waking up in her death bed. and of course, waking up from the dead is, yknow, kind of a big deal. So as you could imagine the entire room, then the entire palace, freaked out. Until finally the King and Queen were called to witness the miracle.
“You have been blessed by the spirits, so is the gift of the Onarigami.” The King Said. “You have cheated death itself.”
The King placed a magmatama around Are’s neck as a sign of her spiritual ascension, and that was enough for the concubines to know not to mess with a woman who literally cheated death. She played the role of a Kikoe-Ogmi despite her status, doing ceremonies and blessing people with a long and lasting life.
She actually enjoyed it. Despite her parents disappointment in no marriage or babies with any high ranking officials. Are genuinely was just happy dancing, singing, and doing rituals. The arts of religion and culture were her greatest passion.
However the pressures grew too strong, when not only her family but the entire palace pushed her to have children, to carry on her spiritual success to an heir. And so she reluctantly obliged.
Are fell pregnant with the Kings children, and she was honestly, very nervous. As the months ticked by she felt like anything could go wrong at any moment.. Afraid that someone else would betray her and try and kill her or worse her children again.. She got obsessed with finding ways of protecting herself, lucky charms, spells, trinkets. Until finally her babies were born.
Princess Yuki, and Prince Mizuki. Her babies. Looking at their small little faces she knew she would do anything to protect them. They both grew up with lucky trinkets and protective sigils sewn into their clothes. Are taught both of them how to read and write and how to play music and dance. She tried to give them a normal life despite their royal status.
Her parents, were.. idiots.. to say the least.. They thought since now that they have royal blood in their bloodline they could act high and mighty about it, being disrespectful to everyone in the castle. Are’s reputation was slightly protected due to her status, but the rumors about her family spread throughout the castle like wildfire. Her parents were gravely messing up their con with their own stupidity.
She knew she had to shut them up somehow, She couldn’t let her parents ruin what she had worked so hard to achieve, the life she built for herself, the life she built for her children. So she betrayed her parents, she told the court the truth about their con, and how they were not who they said they were.
She knew that she could play the court like a fiddle if she said the right thing, cried at the right time, played the right part, just like in her dances. And the court spared her and threw her parents out of the castle. Due to her spiritual powers they believed that she was sent here by the gods, despite her parents actions.
Are felt relief, for a little while. She had dodged a bullet. And now her kids are safe..
..Are they safe..?
Are looked at her children, and couldn’t help but feel like there was, a darkness around them. A darkness around her entire family. She didn’t understand why though, She was blessed by her goddess, She was the high priestess of the kingdom. Why did she feel like this?
It was probably all the bad omens, The dead birds that appeared when she was around the King and Queen, water turning into blood, It seemed no matter what Are did, no matter what magic she did or what good luck she tried to acquire nothing worked..
The rest of the palace started to notice the omens, She tried to convince them that she was trying to get rid of them, that it was just temporary. But she saw the doubt in their eyes. The whispers around the palace started to grow bigger and bigger.
“She’s cursed.” One would say. “She’s infected the palace with her madness.” Another would chime.
The Palace was convinced that her magic was nothing more than a fraud. That she is a hysterical mad woman who only was out to ruin the royal family. Are couldn’t believe this.. after everything she had done for them, after all the protection she gave them, after everything she sacrificed.
“It’s probably better if she just gets thrown in the cold palace.” One of the concubines said. “Then nobody would have to deal with her and her cursed children.”
Are, snapped when she heard that. How dare she? How could she say that about her children? About the life she had worked SO hard to create.
She didn’t even realize what she had done until she saw the blood on her hands, and the concubine on the floor unconscious. The guards grabbed her and Are kicked and screamed.
They threw her into the palace prison, Are banged and screamed on the walls of her cage but it was no use. She had messed up. Oh god she had messed up.
Are slid down the wall of her jail cell, she was completely disheveled. Her hair and accessories all askew, her outfit covered in blood. What had she done?
Was it weeks.. days.. months..? How long had she been here? What time is it? There’s no light down here. Are could hardly think straight, everything was fuzzy. She couldn’t focus on anything in the room. Were people in the room? Who knows. She was so dissociated she didn’t know.
“Are no Aji-Ganashi.” A Voice spoke.
Are looked up wearily, she was on the floor of her cell. She saw a priestess with a very stern expression looking down upon her.
Are could barely speak, she just laughed softly. Trying to get up with her weak stature, her legs wobbled as she stood.
The priestess started to speak in hymns and mantras, trying to purify Are of evil. Are knew the spells very well. They wouldn’t work of course. Whoever she was, she didn’t have the gift that Are did.
Are got on her knees in front of the Priestess, grabbing the hem of her skirt and crying into it. Are felt like she wasn’t even in control of her body anymore. She just cried and cried and begged for forgiveness. She screamed she wasn’t evil, please god just let her go.
The Priestess looked at her with disgust, kicking her away from her. She looked to the guards and whispered something and then walked out. Are was alone again. All she could do is cry.
She didn’t know how much time had passed until two guards grabbed her and started to drag her out of her cell. Her vision was blurry and all she could do is let them. She heard a crowd and she heard the sound of chains.
She was tied up to a pole, she looked down at the crowd and saw the King and Queen addressing the audience.
“This woman is cursed. She is an abomination. She charmed us with her wicked ways but she was actually sent by the dark forces. The darkness radiates off of her.” The king said.
The crowd cheered.
“We will not have this curse effect our kingdom, the royal bloodline. So just like her children she will be executed, for the good of the kingdom, for prosperity.”
Are’s ears were ringing. He couldn’t be serious. Did she hear that right? Her children were dead? She was going to die? She was cursed?
No. No. That can’t be right. No.
“Burn the darkness away!” The king ordered the guards.
She felt the heat of the fire, as she desperately tried to escape. She had to escape, she had to save her children, she had to save herself she had to-
She felt a power wash over her, something she had never felt before. And when she screamed out, she saw as all the people around her dropped dead. She laughed manically as the King, Queen, Guards, everyone. Everyone was dead.
The fire slowly consumed her. All she could see was smoke as she lost consciousness..
She woke up, to someone stroking her hair.
She looked and saw, Amamikyu, and a fox. She couldn’t move. Tears streaming down her cheeks.
“You have a knack for getting into trouble little one.” Amamikyu said.
Are couldn’t speak.
The fox slowly pressed a paw on Are’s forehead. She and the creature made eye contact. Are slowly pet their head. The fox was incredibly pleased, wagging their tail.
“My friend wants to give you a gift, my child.” Amamikyu said, scratching Are behind the ears.
“why..” Are could barely speak.
“They like you. Don’t you Inari-San?”
Inari nodded in reply, giving Amamikyu a little yip.
“But for now, you need to rest.” Amamikyu said. “Sleep my child.. You will get your gift when you wake up.”
Are closed her eyes, curling up in her mothers lap. Inari curling up next to her as well.
She fell asleep..
Until 500 years later. A child summons a Kitsune.
And the “curse” begins again.
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arkhmlcst · 6 months
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🐶 Pet
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“ my pet ? ”
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she glanced to the side, she did have a pet, didn’t she ?
“ he’s ah… a …ferret. ” oh, that’s right ! “ he’s a ferret ! cookie, that’s his name. ”
like a moth to the flame, cookie ran and crashed into her legs, excitedly doing zoomies around her.
“ oh, hi cookie. ” … a realization.
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“ …cookie ! hi cookie !! hi cookie baby !! ”
he arched his back, furrowed his tail and hopped, begging for attention with adorable dooks. she picked him up and supported his bum, before giving him a silly wiggle.
“ he’s very nice — ” a threatening bite at the air, “ — to me. ”
cookie had a permanent snarl to his ( admittedly cuddly ) face, attempting to appear as this ferocious beast to the scaly stranger. ferrets and snakes aren’t known for getting along… this was cookies territory after all.
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“ oh, cookie, please play nice. i’m sure he doesn’t eat little ferrets. that’s right - you’re a little ferret ! what a wittle baby ferret, my favorite baby ferret !! ” oh, how she loved to baby the worlds most aggressive piece of spaghetti
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maritasdump · 3 years
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Everyone talking about how Sprig's outfit on earth is so gender, like yes but PLEASE shut up and look at Polly's Earth Outfit 😭✋💞
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goldentsum · 3 years
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— pretty little liar
PAIRING: eren x reader
WORDCOUNT: 5.3k
SUMMARY: eren has a lot of pride and he knows that though he curses his stupid pride and big mouth that always gets him in trouble.
TAGS: smut, slight fluff and crack at the end, porn with a little plot, modern au, college au, established relationship, femdom, sub! eren, dom! reader, whiny and needy sub! eren, crybaby! eren, reader is a tease and a meanie, implied sorority! rich! reader, reader has a tongue piercing, handjobs, overstimulation (male receiving), semi-public sex, car sex, unprotected sex (pls always wrap it before you tap it), spitting, degradation, praising. slapping
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I COULDN’T HELP IT! I COULD NEVER RESIST THIS MANS! long-haired/man-bun eren? AWOOGA! also because the latest chapter fucked me up-- :((  i need to get it out of my system HAHAHHA to the ones who waited for this, hereee! get yall’s eren smut!! unedited!! 
eren sighed, a bit tired and because of the incoming headache from the loud music and the alcohol that he has been drinking. college parties are both a pain and an amusement. his vibrant green eyes searched through the rowdy crowd for you, you said you were just going to get something from the kitchen but you were taking your sweet time, huh... 
the tall young man leaned against the wall, scrunching his nose at the scene of people grinding against each other and the smell of alcohol and sweat. he grunted and took a sip of his drink, trying to occupy himself and wait for you, his lovely girlfriend, who abandoned him in a room filled with hornyass people. 
a small pout appeared in his lips, hidden by the red plastic cup, as he grumbled under his breath. suddenly, a hand slapped against his shoulder making him jump and he turned around to glare at the person but as he saw your bestfriend, he eased down a bit, though still annoyed at the hard slap on his shoulder. 
“jaegerbomb! what’re you doin’ in the corner looking like a whole loner?” (f/n) snickered, a smirk in her red lips. eren rolled his eyes and answered with the most blatant tone, “(y/n) left me here” 
she laughed at that as she repeatedly slapped his arm. eren grimaced and tried to pushed her off without making her tumble down to the floor because it’s a little too obvious that she was drunk as fuck. “ahh, classic cold little (n/n)~” eren heard the drunk young woman snickered.
“anyway! how’s the relationship going? i mean, now that you two are together?” she asked, a smirk on her lips as she clumsily brushed her long pink dyed hair away from her face. 
eren cleared his throat, feeling a little shy at the mention of you and your relationship. “i-it’s fun..” 
the pink haired woman raised a brow at the shy response, thoroughly entertained at the flustered body language of the usual cocky and arrogant male, as she thought to herself, ‘oh, (n/n)ie~ look how this boy simp for you’ 
“ahh, i remember you were always tailing behind our precious wittle (n/n)ie~ though it’s not like that has changed. boy, you really got it bad” she hummed, tone blunt but amused. the brunette rolled his eyes, though his ears started to burn in embarrassment. he tried to keep himself busy with the cup in his hand and blew a strand away his face as he looked elsewhere beside the female in front of him. 
eren took a sip of his drink and his eyes lightened up when he saw you coming out of the kitchen with something in hand, talking to another female. (f/n), who saw this, smirked and asked, “you’re such a bottom” 
the brunette choked in his drink, liquid splashing against his chin and cup. he moved it away from him as he coughed, a little bit of the spilled alcohol sipping through his black t-shirt. he whipped his head towards the smirking female and glared, trying to look mean as possible though his shaky eyes and the still shock expression in his face makes it hard to take him seriously. “what the hell, (f/n)! why would you say that?!” 
“oh come on! we both know that no one can top that girl. it’s (n/n)ie we’re talking about here! the cold and scary female who makes people tremble under her gaze? there’s no way in hell that you can dom that... no offense, jaegerbomb” 
eren was at loss at her words, his pride was practically broken down in front of him while the (f/n) inform him as if she’s telling a well-known fact. something in his chest started to grumble and nudged him to deny it, to save the last bits of his pride. 
he knows he has a little too much pride and can be arrogant and his stupid mouth can’t be stopped once he start..
“that’s not true at all! i top her all the time!” he argued, though thankfully the music was enough to cover it up and not attract attention to him. (f/n) quirked a brow and looked at him up and down as if saying, “really now? you?” 
he felt the uneasiness when he lied through his teeth, he just hoped that you won’t hear anything about what he just said-...
she hummed then turned to where you stood with one of your and her sorority sister, “(Y/N)! YOU’RE A SUB?” 
eren gaped at her in surprise and horror and tried to stop her, grasping her arm. he then looked at you, his body went rigid and a sudden shiver ran up his spine when his shocked green eyes connected with your intimidating (e/c) eyes. your sorority sister looked at you in shock and said something to you but you didn’t remove your eyes on him. 
he gulped when your already sharp eyes narrowed. fortunantely for him, you looked away after a second to talk to the female beside you and eren let out a shaky breath and let the woman’s arm go while (f/n) let out a noise of confusion when you ignored them. 
“well that was confusing as fuck...” she muttered and then turned again to eren, who stood stiffly. “dude, are you okay?” 
“yeah...” he said absentmindedly as he cursed himself and the pink haired female in his head. she pursed her lips and shrugged nonchalantly, “well, maybe you do top her.. though i’m still sure that she won’t ever let anyone top her. that bitch gets a little too pissy when someone boss her around” 
“i’m gonna leave you here, jaegerbomb. this party needs a little more excitement, if you get my drift” the pink haired female snickered and slapped his arm once last time then left him to go who knows where. eren closed his eyes and massaged his temple at what just happened. ‘(f/n), you little shit... you just got me into trouble-’ 
his thoughts were cut off when he got hit by your familiar sweet perfume and he opened his eyes again, flinching a bit when he noticed you were already in front of him. 
“this is what you wanted, right?” your tone was as blunt and straightforward as ever. 
“w-what?” he stuttered out, heat filling his cheeks. you raised a brow and waved a small chocolate bar. “you said you wanted this earlier” 
green eyes locked with the candy and let out a nervous laugh, “y-yeah yeah! thank you, babe..”
you watched him shakily fiddle with the chocolate bar, a still and nervous smile on his face. you observed him, looking him up and down. you stepped closer to him and his movements stopped all together when you got closer. you raised one hand to move stray locks that escaped his man bun, your sharp nails scrapped lightly against his scalp. eren let out a shaky breath and looked at you with submissive eyes. 
“don’t think you’re off the hook, baby. we’re gonna talk about that little stunt you pulled.” you whispered against his ear, your teeth grazing his heated ears. the taller male’s breath hitched at that and he held onto you with wide eyes. 
you started to kiss down to place openmouthed kisses on his sensitive neck. you could feel his hands hold onto your cropped shirt, his actions confusing, not knowing whether he wanted to pull you closer or push you away. 
you chuckled at the aroused gasp eren let out. you let one of your hands trail down his abdomen, slowly creeping inside his shirt to trace his muscles. 
“b-baby, please... n-not here” you heard him rasp out, though his hands were clenched tightly against your shirt. you sucked and licked his skin earning you a small moan and grind. 
your hand that was inside his shirt, inched upwards to touch his nipples slightly and your thigh moved in between his legs, feeling his semi-hard cock. “what a filthy little slut you are, getting off in public” you whispered.
eren whined at your words, shaking his head slightly as his eyes were clenched shut. “n-no! ‘m not...” 
you chuckled at him, his words starting to get slurry already. you caressed his stomach, scratching the clenching muscles. “car. now, baby” 
you removed yourself away from him and smirked at his disheveled appearance that he quickly tried to fix, a shy and embarrassed expression on his face as his ears glowed red. 
letting your eyes soak up the pretty view, you hummed. eren cleared his throat and he fixed his man bun, tying it again, trying to look not too obvious that you two were doing something earlier. 
you then noticed something on the floor and snorted, “you dropped something” 
eren looked at you, confused, then followed your gaze and noticed the candy bar that you gave him earlier. he blushed a bit and went down to pick it up but not before retaliating, “i-i knew that!” 
you chuckled, not paying much mind to it, and looked around for (f/n) and once you saw her and made eye contact, you gestured to the door and lifted your hand that held your car keys that you got from your jean pocket
“aww, leaving already...? drive safe, (n/n)ie!” (f/n) bid, raising her red cup. you nodded a bit then grasped eren’s free hand, dragging him out of the huge sorority house. 
you two went to where you parked your car while eren watched you go to the side where the driver’s seat of the expensive car is. you raised a brow at him which made him blurted out, “w-we can go to my dorm, armin said he was going to his girlfriend’s earlier...” his words trailed off. you offered a small smirk then nodded, getting in fully and eren hurriedly did the same. 
the scent of expensive leather and the sweet scent of your perfume was all he smelled in the car and oddly enough, it made him even more antsy. your car started to purr as you revived the engine. eren watched you drive at the corner of his eyes, teeth biting his poor bottom lip whilst his hands ran up and down his thighs, legs a little shaky. 
you noticed this and clicked your tongue making him stop his movements. his breath hitched at the sound, uh oh he just broke one of your rules... but he’s just so needy, he can feel his cock painfully straining against his black pants. 
“what do you think you’re doing” you weren’t asking a question more like reprimanding him, tone brutally cold and it made him shiver in anticipation and arousal. 
“’m sorry... i, i j-just...” his words choppy and stutter-y
“speak up.” 
eren gulped, eyes lowered into his lap as he sat on his hands, placing it beneath his thighs, not wanting to anger you further or break any of your rules. 
“well?” 
he turned to you with a shaky breath, green eyes watching you with utter need as you drove with your usual stone cold face. “c-can you please touch me...” his words reached you though it’s volume was not even beyond a whisper. 
you let out a playful scoff, sharp eyes turned towards him for a second before going back to the road, “needy little slut, ain’t ya.” 
eren let his eyes drop to his lap again, gulping, as he pressed his lips into a thin line. the feeling of excitement rising inside him. 
the car was filled with silence, besides eren’s small pants and his occasionally shuffling around. you parked the car at the corner of the empty street near eren’s dorm. as soon as you stopped the car, eren reached over to you and wrapped an arm around your neck, kissing you frenziedly, and moaned at the feeling of your soft lips against his. 
though you didn’t move an inch which made him whine and he leaned back, half-lidded green eyes stared up at you. a shiver of arousal went up his spine when he saw your eyes turn dark. before he could apologize again, your hand went to grip his chin, pressing against his cheeks. 
“tsk. you’re really testing my patience tonight, love” 
eren whimpered at your words as he looked up at you with so much devotion and need, panting like a dirty mutt and lips pursed into a pout with your grip. 
“on the back seat.” he nodded eagerly and you removed your hand away from him. the tall man shimmied his way to the backseat as quickly as possible but he yelped when he felt a harsh slap on his ass before he sat himself on the backseat with an embarrassed face. “baby, please! don’t do that...” he muttered under his breath, heat filled up his face and he avoided your eyes. 
you scoffed, amused, and joined him in the backseat of your car. eren scooted over a little to give you space to go over. just after you sat, he moved himself closer to you and pressed his body against you. “(y/n)... please, ‘m sorry for what happened earlier.. just t-touch me please” he pleaded, face nuzzling against your neck as he inhaled your sweet scent. 
you clicked your tongue and grasped his hair, pulling it to make him look at you. he gasped at the slight pain and the pleasure that went straight into his groin and looked at you with lidded eyes. “you’re not getting away just like that, baby. we need to train you properly, you’ve been naughty all evening.” 
he whimpered at that and watched you come closer. you smirked down at him, he looked amazing as always. eren always looked better like this, pliant and needy.
you pressed your lips against his pulse, licking and sucking on it, and you loosened your grip on his hair, massaging his scalp. eren closed his eyes at the feeling of your lips on his skin, mouth open in a silent moan. you let your other hand wander, brushing against his bulge making his breath shutter. 
“(y-y/n)..” you heard him pant out but you ignored it, this was his punishment. 
your hand in his hair guided him the way you wanted and tilted his head back as you marked his tanned skin. you can feel his cock twitch against his pants, your nails tracing the outline. 
his hips jerked, trying to get you to touch him more firmly. you bit his still bruised neck from your previous escapade as a warning though the man only moaned shamelessly at your rough action. you unbuckled his belt, moving his pants down with both hands while eren moved as well to help you with it. 
eren watched you while you smirked at him, leaning closer to his face and his eyes shifted down at your red lips. he felt you nudge his nose with yours slightly making him smile a bit and he leaned up to kiss you but you moved back. the brunette furrowed his brows at your action, “(y/n), k-kiss..” 
you wanted to coo at his cute expression and words but you reminded yourself that this was his punishment. you kissed his jaw as you slipped your hand inside his boxers, pulling his thick cock out. eren hissed at the cold air nipping his sensitive dick, head tilting back against the car window. 
you pecked his cheek and let your other hand move his tight black t-shirt up to reveal his clenching abs as you stroke his length. you leaned back and admired the view, your precious boyfriend moaning so prettily for you as his glorious muscles contracted and his thick cock started to leak precum. 
god, he’s just so beautiful and it’s all for you. 
eren’s hips jerked instinctively when you swiped your thumb against his cock’s sensitive head and spread the precum along his length. he oozed out so much precum that it was so wet and sloppy.
your hand went faster, jerking him quicker, making him gasp as he held your wrist with wide eyes. you chuckled at his cute reaction but you didn’t stop nor did your pace get slower. eren let out a series of loud moans and he let go of your wrist so he can cover his mouth, breath heavy. you thumbed one of his nipples, his body shivering at your actions. 
“baby! f-fuck” he cried, letting his head rest against the window again and let you stroke him to his high. the alcohol buzzing in his system was making him more sensitive than usual and the possibility of someone catching you two in the car made him hornier. the wet and lewd sound that echoed inside your car guided him closer to his release, his thighs trembling. 
he could feel it, the pleasure building up as the band in his stomach threatening  to snap. your other hand moved down to cup his tightening balls and your lips replaced your fingers on his nipple. he sobbed at the overwhelming pleasure, his hips thrusting up, trying to match your pace. 
your tongue flattened and you let your piercing roll against the hardened bud, your boyfriend yelped at the contact of the metal ball against his sensitive nipple. 
“s-shit! baby! aHH-!” he moaned out, your hand moving even faster as he cum. his body convulsed at the sudden orgasm that hit him like a hard wave as thick ropes of cum spilled from his thick member, painting your hand and his heaving chest. you stroked his cock to prolong his orgasm. 
as he came down his high, a wave of sensitivity hit him when you didn’t stop your hand. he cried at that and his hand gripped your wrist with a sweaty and clammy hand but not really stopping you, his shiny and teary green eyes stared at you with shock. “ahh! (y-y/n)! wait! too s-sensitive!” 
you chuckled sadistically at him and leaned closer to him, “but we’ve only just begun” 
eren whimpered, body shivering at the overstimulation but his cum only helped him back to hardness as the slick feeling made him lightheaded. his body shivering and writhe at your actions, completely pliant in your hands. 
you slowly stopped and removed your hand, listening to eren’s heavy gasps and hics as he tried to catch his breath. your greedy (e/c) eyes soaked up the sight for a moment then you tapped your cum stained hand against his lips, “clean it up.” 
eren whimpered and his tongue peaked out to lick his cum, cleaning your fingers. you watched him lick your fingers with short but fast strokes and then you entered two fingers inside his mouth which earned you a lewd moan. he sucked your fingers in, tongue lapping messily around your fingers. his teary eyes looked up at you. you smirked and you pressed your two fingers down his throat making him gag but he only groaned and worked even greedily on your fingers. 
when you were satisfied, you slowly moved your hand away from him. your fingers now sticky with his spit and connected it to his open mouth with a thin line of saliva. “hah... ahh..” he panted, slightly drooling from his greedy sucking. 
you snickered and slapped his face twice, light enough to not hurt but hard enough to make a nice and loud sound and make his cheek tingle. “what a good little slut you are” 
eren moaned and his hips thrusted in the air, wanting to feel you already around his once again hard cock. 
you moved closer to sit on his lap. eren leaned his head to your chest as his hands tried to get rid of your pants, he wanted to feel your skin... no.. he needs to feel your skin. 
you looked down at him, halting your movements to watch him. he looked so cute, pawing your pants while whining when his shaky hands weren't fast enough. eren peered up at you through his lashes, his trembling hands on your hips. 
“go on, puppy” 
the brunette keened at the pet name and he pulled your pants down a little too aggressively, needy and craving to finally feel your soft skins against his. you run your dry fingers through his hair, tucking the loose strands behind his ear. when he finally tugged your pants halfway down your thighs, he moved you to your back to the seat to remove it completely then quickly worked on your top. you wanted to snicker at the utter desperation in his actions. it was cute, oddly endearing. 
eren hovers above you, eyes blown wide with lust as he let out heavy pants. his eyes darkened by lust admired your exposed skin, the way your matching dainty black laced bra and panties made him want to kneel before you was embarrassing. his attention then went back to your sharp eyes and gulped. he then leaned closer and whispered a small, “kiss?” 
without any other words, you grabbed his neck and pulled him closer to you as your lips pressed against each other in a feverish kiss. eren hummed at the feeling of your lips and opened his mouth in submission. you purred in approval and you slithered your tongue in his mouth. 
the way your hot and wet tongue twirls with his made him grind against your clothed pussy and the feeling of the ball of metal that gets caught in his tongue was making him hornier. your mound was hot and he can feel the wet patch on your thin panties. 
you pushed him, to change your position, without letting your joined mouths disconnect. eren let you guide him back, moving without resistance on his end as he was perfectly content and occupied with the way your tongue moved inside his mouth. 
you sat in his lap, feeling the hard nudge of his cock against your core making you sigh in pleasure. you held his face while you grind your pussy against him, the small stimulation on your clit was making you impatient. breaking the kiss, you stared at eren’s lewd face, panting with his mouth open while some spit slipped out of the corner of his mouth. “you’re so pretty,” you whispered which earned you a small whimper. 
tugging off your panties, you stuffed it in his mouth successfully gagging him. eren’s loud moans now muffled by your panties and he could taste your arousal that stained the cloth, his eyes rolling back to his skull at the familiar taste. 
you clicked your tongue at his dazed look, seeing he wasn’t paying attention you lower yourself onto his length. eren choked on his spit, that was pooling in his mouth, wetting your panties. his wide eyes looked up at you but it quickly closed again, getting lost in the pleasure when you continued to sink down on his cock. your wet and gummy walls sucked him in and it felt so fucking good. 
you moaned when he bottomed out as you sat on his lap, his length nudging your cervix. you felt his hands on your hips, gripping your soft flesh but not moving you, knowing that you would get angry again if he did. you cooed at him, your breath getting heavier. eren waited for you, his cock twitching inside of you. fuck, just the way your pussy clench and unclench around him was making him feel so good... 
when you started moving, the man slumped on the window letting you bring him to his high once again as he clutched your body against his, feeling your soft breasts pressed against his chest. you let out heavy pants at the way his thick length drag along your tight and wet walls, the tip hitting your sweet spot. 
“s-shit...” you cursed and eren groaned when you rode him faster. he hid his face on your neck, his hot and sweaty skin sticking against yours. you let your hand bury in his messy tresses as the other was placed on his shoulder for support. 
you adjusted your position and fully sat on his lap, your movements stopping as you listen to eren’s muffled low moans and pants. moving your hand on his back to caress his skin, you looked at him. “go on, baby. move.” 
the male gripped your hips, hiking you up a bit with his strength and started thrusting inside you in a desperate manner. you let your head lean against his collarbone and your sharp and long nails scratched his back, loving the way his thick cock pumped inside of you. 
your hips matched his thrusts, fucking him the way you know he likes. you straightened up, looking down at him as you bounced up and down on his dick. your car must looked like a fucking bouncy house with the way you two agressively move against each other but neither of you two cared, lost in each other to give a fuck. 
you moved your hand to his lips and removed your panties from his mouth, your eyes darkened at the wet cloth and threw it without looking where it landed. your baby boy is so drool-y and messy but it’s cute, the way he gets lost in pleasure and lets you ruin him the way you like. 
his pink tongue lolled out his wet mouth, his eyes rolled back to head as he fucked you, hips never faltering and thrusting into you at a constant pace that made you shiver. you gripped his cheeks making him look at you with lidded and fucked out eyes. “say ahh~” you cooed when he did as you tell him without hesitation. 
gathering spit in your mouth and with a loud pew, you spit in his mouth. you watched him moan and eyes rolling back once again, his thrust getting more frantic. eren felt your spit on his tongue and god, you’re just so fucking hot. 
“lemme see, eren.” he looked up at you and opened his mouth wider, tongue flattened inside his mouth. you smirked and slapped his cheeks repeatedly while you tell him how much of a good boy he is, “atta boy, you’re such a good boy~ now, swallow baby.” and he did. 
you moaned when his cock twitched inside of you and started meeting his thrusts again, fucking him back. your tight pussy clenched around him making him gasp, he was still so fucking sensitive but it feels so good, he just wants more and more. 
“touch me, eren” fuck, you’re so dirty. the male groaned and sneak a hand between your legs, finally touching your swollen clit. you moaned at that, it was the stimulation that you needed. eren can feel the wetness pooling down where you two are connected as he gathered some of it in his fingers to rub you easier. 
“(y-y/n)... fuck, you’re so hot...” he muttered, voice raspy and husky as he massaged rough circles on your clit, the wetness on the pads of his fingers made it much more stimulating to you. you scratched his back, drawing angry red lines on his tanned skin and you bit his bruised neck. 
the combination of the way eren fucked into you and the way he rubbed your clit was amazing and your orgasm was coming faster than you expected. “s-shit... just like that baby..” 
he shivered, he knew what that means.. you were close, so fucking close and so was he. loud wet slapping noise filled the car along with your heavy pants and low moans and eren’s gasps and groans. 
“cum inside, eren” you muttered, moans slipping past your pretty lips.
eren’s fingers rubbed frantic circles on your clit as you gasped, clenching down on his length as you cum, your body shivering at the feeling of the intense pleasure washing over you. the male beneath you trembled when he felt you cum, his own orgasm getting triggered by your wet and pulsing walls. 
his loud and deep guttural moans echoed in the car along with the sound of wild thrusts, riding his and your orgasm. after a while, his tired hips slowly came to a stop as the car was filled with heavy and worn out pants while you two slumped against each other. 
eren chuckled breathlessly making you peek at him and shook your head at his tired but still cheeky smile. “t-that was something else...” you heard him and you snickered. 
you felt his hand stroke your sweaty back gently. when you caught your breath, you slowly straightened up, you two moaned at the slight movement when your sensitive sex got nudged a bit as he was still inside of you. 
you let his softening length out of you as cum started dripping down out of you and onto his thigh and on the leather seat of your car. “shit.. that’s so hot” eren muttered, in trance, as he watched the way his and your cum dribbled out of you with a soft blush on his face. 
“it’s a bitch to clean that’s what it is” you groaned when the soreness hit you. eren chortle at your words and watched you move to the front to get your stored wet wipes in the car’s compartment. his eyes then drifted to your ass and smacked it without warning. you yelped and almost got sent over the front seat. you glared back at him as you grasped the container and you sat back down. 
“don’t look at me like that, babe! you were the first one who did it! i was just merely returning the favor~” eren defended himself, an annoying smirk on his lips. 
you rolled your eyes and scowled at your boyfriend, “maybe you should fix yourself up. you look like a hobo.” then ignored his offended gasp as you cleaned yourself and the leather seat. 
“hey! just so you know, this long and beautiful tresses always gets the girls!” eren pouted as he took the wet wipes you offered while you hum absentmindedly. “girls.. were they homeless too?” 
the tall male gaped at you and whined then nuzzled his face into your neck, “take that back, you meanie!” 
you chuckled and looked at him, tucking a strand behind his ear. “you’re just too easy to tease, babe” 
eren huffed, a playful glare on his vibrant eyes as he leaned away from you. the male started cleaning himself as well then fixed his clothes and his hair. after fixing his hair to a more neat man bun, he looked at the floor and saw your panties and smirked. he reached down and grabbed it with a victorious glint in his eyes. 
he looked over to you, listening to you grumble whilst you searched for your panties. “can i have this?” 
you turned back to him and your sharp eyes drifted down to his hands where he held your panties. you rolled your eyes and tried to grab it away from him but he moved it away. you growled at his fast reflexes. “give it back” 
“or what?~” he teased with the same godforsaken and annoying smirk he always has
“or i’ll kick you out of my car” 
eren laughed at your words and let you snatch it away. you groaned when you felt the wet cloth then looked at him in the corner of your eyes, “look what you've done, you drool-y motherfucker...” 
the brunette blushed and started defending himself, “hey! you were the one who shoved it in my mouth!” 
you clicked your tongue and flung it to him which he caught with a happy but confused glint. “whatever. have it then. i have a clean pair in your dorm, right?” 
“yeahhhh... clean...” 
you halted your hands as you were about to wear your jeans, you glared at the unfocused male that was ogling at your panties. you then slapped his arm which earned you a yelp and a pout
“what was that for?!” 
“you masturbated with my panties again?!” 
“i can’t help it! it was your fault for leaving it in my room anyway!”
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littlepadika · 3 years
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Hello again @littlepadika !! 😁 hope you’re doing well❤️ I can’t stop thinking about your pero and patita drabbles!! Could you write something like pero being protective over patita??? And then show her some of his love after that??? Only if you want it!!! Love all your ddlg writing and fics!💕
hi!!! I'm loving patita and pero adventures too. Fuzzy duckling onesies and overalls and treehouses 😻. I imagine they wrestle a lot and do pillow fights and wooden sword fights. "You defeated me, warrior princess. I am at your mercy!" and sometimes you get a wittle scared when Papi doesn't pop back up and you think you've actually hurt him. "Don't cry, patita. Papi's okay. I'm right here." I digress... but yes he'd be very protective of you. Here's a thot below...
Warnings: DDLG, age regression, fear of clowns🤡
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You loved the annual medieval carnival. You got dressed up in a medieval princess dress and Pero in psuedo armor. There was a bouncy castle and sword decorating station where you designed Pero a pink sparkly wooden sword. Pero easily won the archery event and the ax throwing event. You were pretty decent yourself, wining some raffle tickets. You redeemed your tickets for some candy and Pero's big wad of tickets for a giant duck stuffy.
"Another one?" Pero grumbled though his mouth twitched up in a smile. You had a big bear stuffie from last year as well.
"Mhm. This one is... Mr. Duckie!" You can barely wrap your arms around it.
"Here let Papi take Mr. Duckie. You wanted to go on the carousel, right?" Pero takes the big stuffie from you so your hand was free to hold his.
"Yes!" You tugged his hand running over to the pretty horsie ride.
That's when you saw a person dressed as a jester and covered in face paint walking towards you, waving and interacting with kids. You hated clowns. You started whining and pointing, hiding behind your papi.
"What is it?" Pero could barely see over the big stuffie in his arms.
You let out a distressed cry when you saw the jester finish with one group of people and walk closer. You didn't want to use big words, you just wanted to get away so you just ran away.
"Hey!" Pero was hot on your tail, grabbing your arm. "You don't run away from me, patita. That was very bad!" His heart raced in worry at the thought of losing you.
"But- but" You just pointed at the clown hot tears already in your eyes from having your Papi mad at you.
"Oh..." Pero's expression softened in understanding. "You don't like the clown? ¿el bufón?"
"No please don't let him get me." You push Mr. Duckie out of the way and onto the ground to hide in Pero's wide chest.
"Oh patita...Papi will always protect you." Pero held you close. Even though it was just a clown, he wanted you to know he would never let anything happen to you. He felt that protective drive awaken as you squeaked in fear. The clown was close.
Pero turned around, keeping you behind it. It was quite the sight; a big man in armor with a princess and a duck stuffed animal behind him.
"Greetings sir knight-" The clown waves and Pero stops him, drawing his wooden sword and laying the tip on the man's chest. You tightened your arms around Pero at the sound of his low threatening voice. You were sure it must be a frightening sight even with the wood sword. Pero had a large scar and piercing stare.
"I suggest you take a step back, cabrón."
"I was only-" The jester started to say but Pero stopped him again with a glare.
"You are threatening my princess and you know what an honorable knight must do to protect his princess. I suggest you find someone else to bother."
The jester swallowed letting out a "jeez man." before walking away. You smiled against Pero's armor at the man's quick retreat.
"Papi!" You hugged him tightly. "Thankie for protecting me."
"Give your knight a kiss, princess patita." Pero smirked leaning down and capturing your lips in a deep kiss. "He won't be bothering us again, patita. Now where's the food? I'm starving." He picked Mr. Duckie up and took your hand in his like nothing happened.
"Horsie ride first, pwease."
"As my princess commands." Pero grumbles, letting you lead him back towards the carousel. The food would have to wait.
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megan-is-mia · 3 years
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Oh could you please write something about Yandere jiangshi (or whatever their costume indicates-) Malleus & Lilia with Monster prompt 26? 👀
(Personally, I interpreted it as some kind of chinese dragon outfit since they got cute wittle tails) 26. “You can scream as much as you want but nobody will hear you here” (Yandere! Malleus Draconia x Fem! S/o x Yandere! Lilia Vanrouge) Malleus stared at the girl with a bemused expression. Few mortals dared come this deep into the forest, and fewer would dare stop in this glen of his. Yet the young woman had done just that, and furthermore, she’d fallen asleep on the grass. She was totally defenseless, if a wild animal had wanted to devour her it would have been able to easily. However, Malleus did not want such a fate to befall this mortal. “Malleus? Oh, there you are! Didn’t you hear me calling for you?” Lilia said sidling up to Malleus with a bemused expression of his own. Malleus was silent, pressing a finger to his lips before pointing at the sleeping girl in the glen before them. Lilia stared at the slumbering young woman for a long moment before smiling with a nod. “Ah I see, this is your first time seeing a human girl up close right?” the older male said in a low voice. “She’s so small, and soft looking. Even the most sickly wolf could devour her with ease” Malleus replied, his voice also lowered as to not disturb the sleeping girl. “I want to touch her and see if she feels as soft as she looks” he added, his cheeks flushing lightly with this admission. Lilia chuckled softly after hearing this confession and set a hand on Malleus’s back giving him a light push forward. “Well go on then, sate your curiosity. If you wait, it might be a very long time before you get another chance to touch a human” Lilia said affectionately as he pushed Malleus again, forcing the younger male to take a step into the light of the glen. Lilia continued to prod his charge forward until they reached the young woman’s side and the two men kneeled beside her still sleeping form. Malleus hestiately reached out to touch the girl’s face but froze up at the last moment, his fingers hovering only an inch from the maiden’s face. Lilia let out a sigh as he took hold of the younger man’s hand and helped him close the distance that remained. “Does she feel as soft as you thought she’d be?” Lilia said guiding Malleus’s fingers up and down the young woman’s cheek. “Softer, like the belly of a newborn fawn…” Malleus said in soft awe gradually growing more confidence in touching the young woman and no longer needing Lilia’s hand to keep him focused. Lilia busied himself with touching other parts of the girl’s body twisting a lock of her hair around his finger and silently marvelling at how silky the strands felt in his hand. Neither man noticed that the maiden was beginning to stir until it was too late. (Y/n)’s eyes slowly fluttered open, her slumber having been disturbed by the sensation of hands on her face and in her hair. She didn't know what she expected to see when she opened her eyes, but it certainly wasn’t a pair of dragon-men. Her jaw dropped in shock but no sound came out as she just stared in disbelief at the sight before her. Worse yet, neither man seemed perturbed by her reaction to them. “You’re awfully quiet human, are you afraid we’ll get mad?” Lilia said softly as he lightly tugged on the girl’s hair. “Worry not, you can scream as much as you want” he assured sweetly still playing with her hair “But nobody will hear you here except us and I am rather curious to find out if your voice will be as lovely as your appearance” he finished allowing his fingers to slip from her hair to trail down her back. “How did you end up so deep in my forest child of man? Do you not heed the wisdom of your fellow humans?” Malleus said his face falling into a frown, he did not like the terrified look that had replaced the sleepy smile the girl had been wearing prior to being awakened by his touch. Selfish as it was he almost wanted to enchant her back into slumber so she’d stop looking so frightened “Don’t eat me please” (Y/n) said in a quiet voice as she continued to stare at the pair with wide, fearful eyes. The pitiful sight was almost enough to draw a laugh from Lilia’s lips as he walked his fingers up and down her spine. “We won’t eat you as long as you answer the question human. How did you end up so deep in the forest?” Lilia said his fingers lightly resting on her tailbone. “I… I don't know, I heard a voice… and the voice let me here” (Y/n) answered softly. Her words brought an intrigued hum from both men. “A voice led you here? Interesting, very interesting” Lilia said with coo. “Sounds to me like you heard the call of the forest little human. That makes you very special, very special indeed my dear” the older man added, a mischievous glint in his eye as his mouth spread into a grin. “T-t-thats nice and all, but i really need to get going and head home” (Y/n) spoke meekly cringing as she felt Malleus’s fingers glide down her neck and across her throat before reaching her collarbone to trace out patterns on her skin. “The forest is your home now, child of man” Malleus said with a flat tone. The girl’s eyes now resembled a pair of dinner plates they were so wide. “Don’t bother resisting, human. We don't want to hurt you, but we will if you try to fight” Lilia said, his nails digging into the young woman’s flesh. “There’s no point trying to resist the forest’s will. The magic in these woods are old, even older than me and they will not be denied of what they want” Lilia added. (Y/n)’s fight or flight instinct was finally kicking in as she started kicking desperately at the dragon men. However her flailing limbs were quietly stilled as Malleus enchanted her into sleep. Her face was caught in an expression of terror and her eyes darted about under her eyelids as she struggled to wake. The two men watched her writhe about with pitying looks before Malleus hoisted her over one shoulder and they began walking towards where their home was hidden. Sooner or later the girl would both accept her fate, and the love that the dragon men would shower her in… THE END
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sucuretcannelle · 3 years
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One-Shot Anon
Presents
Uno Night (A one-shot where everyone rages. Also, this was written before it was revealed Nash put the 'no hearing curses' spell on Pippin, so consider this outdated. Lol)
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"Guys! Guys!"
Everyone lifted their heads as Cup rushed into the room. He was holding what seemed to be a small box. Oddly, too, he was grinning. "I had the best fucking idea!"
"If it involves putting cinnamon in Bird's food, I'm not joining that again," Writer huffed as she looked up from her paper.
Cup ignored Bird's loud 'WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!' as he ran into the middle of the room and held up the box.
Everyone, except Woods, collectively paled.
The male was holding up UNO.
"Nope, nope." Noodles shook her head as she stood up from her spot on a couch. She lightly tugged on Prompt's arm as well, who had been sitting next to her, but was now standing. "We're not playing that. Nope. Not again."
"Awww, c'mon!" Cup pouted. "It'll be fun!"
Finn glared. "Fun?! Nash and Alexi tried to strangle each other!"
"MOTHERFUCKER CHEATED AND I STAND BY IT!"
"I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH, BIRD BOY-"
Cinna sighed and shook her head before looking at her second lover. "Cup, hun, normally I'd be all over some type of game to pass the time. But.. UNO? Really? Do you not remember you throwing Bird into the wall after he skipped you four times?"
Cup grumbled, "you agreed that it was mean of him."
"And I still stand by that!" the girl nodded. "But on the other hand, I'd like to not have to help heal anyone."
Woods blinked before standing. "I have no clue what UNO, but judging by how everyone is behaving, it makes me believe I may need to babysit Pippin."
The butterfly-human hybrid walked out of the door before anyone could say anything else. The room fell quiet for a moment, save for Nash's small sigh of relief. Everyone looked at each other before Citypop spoke up.
"Well, now that Pippin is around, maybe we will be able to control ourselves." the demon pried himself from Cookie, who whined at the loss of contact from her husband. "Plus, Woods is a good mediator and everyone likes her! So maybe we won't get into a fight this time."
The rest of the group considered it. They knew Citypop was right. They had been much more careful now that Pippin was around, and the boy wouldn't be able to intrude on the game if Woods was around to babysit him.
After a moment, Alroy spoke up.
"I'll get the table."
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The table was a circle. They estate had a lot more of circle tables, and not many rectangle ones. Orion himself had them put away after the last UNO game, where Writer and Bird both broke off pieces and nearly stabbed each other.
Everyone was seated around the table, each person having 7 cards. The game had begun some time ago, about 30 minutes, but it was going surprisingly well. Only one threat had been made.
Until now.
Finn stared at Alroy as the demon placed down a skip card. Seeing as Finn was seated next to Alroy, and the order had been reversed eariler by Vex, the skip went to him instead of Cup.
"I will kill you later," Finn growled as he clutched the cards in his hands.
"Sure you will," the former guardian demon mused, turning his attention back to the game.
Bird snickered before placing down card. "Aw, is the wittle puppy maaad?"
"I will KILL ALL OF YOU-"
Prompt chuckled and shook his head. "No you won't."
The ex-prince glanced at the card Bird placed and let out a small hum. He looked down at the cards he held and froze. He didn't have the same color. Hell, he didn't even have a wild card. Well.. that was a lie. He did have one, but it would screw over the person next to him. The Niviasin flicked his tail as he glanced at Noodles.
The neko felt her heart drop when her lover looked at her like that. "No. Don't do it."
Nash and Cup both grinned, "do it! Do it!"
Amoris glared at the two. "You two really are menaces."
Prompt let out a small sigh. "I'm sorry, love."
Noodles let out a mock cry as her lover set down a +4. "WHA-"
"Y-you had-d a plus-s four?" Vex's eyes dialted.
The tall man chuckled softly and nodded. The cat-human hybrid let out grumbles as she grabbed four cards from the pile of cards. Alexi snickered at the misfortune of Noodles before placing down a card.
Senti shook his head as he stared at his cards before looking at Reba. "..What do I do again?"
Reba let out a small groan. "Place down a card that's the same color as the one Alexi put down."
"Why not the same number?"
"Because this isn't online, dumbass."
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"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Cookie stood up from her stair and slammed her hands on the table. "WHAT THE FUCK?! I WAS GOING TO WIN!!!"
Writer grinned at her wife before looking at the skip card on the pile. "Yeah. You were. And if anything, blame Nash! He put down the red!"
"ME?!" Nash cried, exasperated. "Bird was the dipshit who put the +2!!"
"WH- YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH! I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU!"
"THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE THING THIIIIIIINGS." Citypop slammed his head against the table.
Alroy said nothing in response to all the arguing. Instead, he looked at Finn. Cinna stared at her other boyfriend, her eyes wide. "Alroy. Alroy, don't do it."
The demon slowly grinned as the wolf-human hybrid gripped the table.
Cup shook his head. "Don't do it. Alroy, please, don't do it."
Vex sucked in a harsh breath as Alroy stared Finn dead in the eyes and placed a +4 on the pile. Senti gasped as he quickly pushed away from the table, Reba following suit.
Which would fuck over Finn even more.
Because he had 20 cards.
The hybrid let out a shout of rage as he flipped the table over. Everyone let out various shouts of shock as they managed to dodge the table as it smashed against the wall.
Everyone was still for a moment before Alexi lunged at Nash and tackled him. "YOU CHEATING LITTLE SHIT-"
"I CHEATED?! OH YOU ASS-WIPE-"
Cookie and Writer began to roll around on the ground, while Citypop tried to break them apart. "YOU'RE MEANT TO LOVE ME!"
"I DO!"
"I WAS GOING TO WIN!"
"DARLINGS, PLEASE-"
Prompt slowly backed away from the chaos along with Cinna, Noodles, Vex, and Cup. The snake-human hybrid whimpered as he hung his head. "C-can't w-e have ni-nice things-s?"
"Fucker!"
Everyone in the room froze before turning to look at the entrance. There, standing proud, was a grinning Pippin and a crouching and panting Woods.
"I-I'm so sorry!" Woods panted. "He runs so fast!"
"Uh.. Pip? What did you say?" Cinna blinked.
"Fucker! Ass-wipe! Bitch! Shit!"
The group all hung their heads, grumbling under their breath.
"Son of a motherfucking whore bitch."
"FINN!!!"
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(Sorry. I felt like this was kinda OOC, for everyone. Like.. I really feel like everyone is OOC and I don't feel like I included everyone. I also know I did a shit job on Reba and Senti, but I haven't gotten familiar with their characters yet. So I'm sorry, Cup. :(( But I'm proud of it soooo.. I'll send it! Hope everyone likes it!)
(IDC IF IT WAS OUT OF CHARACTER OR NOT, IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING AJSBAJJS)
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heathersgameoftag · 3 years
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preview of da next scene
oops forgot to post this publicly
"Surprise."
Heather watched Duke stumble back from her in surprise after she stepped out from behind the car. She laughed while Duke regained her footing.
"Jesus," Duke grunted, loosening her grip on the dog lead that had Bear attached to the other end. "There was no need."
"Morning, Heather!" Mac chirped, also stepping out from behind the car.
"Yeah, morning- AH!" Veronica screeched at the sight of Bear, stumbling back behind the car. "Oh, God."
"You’re still scared of Bear?" Heather asked them.
"But he’s so cute! Look at his wittle face," Mac cooed, walking up to him so she could rub his fluffy cheeks. Bear"s tail wagged excitedly. "See? He’s such a good boy."
"He is very cute when he’s not near me," Veronica said, keeping their distance.
"Then you can walk far behind us. Sorry, but I have to keep going, I don"t have very long to walk him," Duke said, beginning to walk forward. The others followed, with Heather staying by her side. Mac decided to keep Veronica from being lonely by travelling at the back of the pack.
"See, that"s what I"m here for," Heather said. "Now’s my chance to grab my stuff and get out of your hair, since you’re all going shopping."
"Mhmm. You"ll have three hours tops," Duke told her, before being slightly tugged forward by Bear, whose ears were raised up slightly at the sight of a bird. She clicked her tongue at him. "Hey. Heel."
Bear obeyed, slowing down until he was walking by her side. Heather giggled. "I"ve never understood how you walk such a massive dog."
"He’s well behaved. It"s not that hard. Now, how did last night go?”
"Oh, about as well as you"d expect." She shrugged. "I got kicked out of the family - no surprise there.”
"Did you get the money?”
"Of course I did.”
"Well, you’re all set.”
“I am.”
“How are you feeling about the whole thing?” she asked. "I know you were hesitant to leave at all.”
“I"m… mostly relieved,” she said. “Some complicated feelings here and there, and it was really difficult saying goodbye to Cindy, since she didn’t really understand what was happening.”
Duke offered a sympathetic look. “I didn’t even consider your cousins. Were they okay?”
Heather grew wistful. “I don’t really know. I didn’t get to say goodbye to them all, only Cindy,” she confessed. “I told her to tell them I loved them though. I hope they know that.” She bit the inside of her cheek anxiously. “But I don’t know what’s to become of them. I hate to be pessimistic, but they’re probably going to grow up just like the rest of my family.”
“Let’s hope that doesn’t happen.”
“I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to find out.” She shook her head. “But nevermind that. When are your family leaving?”
“In less than an hour, I’d say. After that you’ll have enough time to move everything out. If you forget anything, I’ll just keep it safe until I next see you.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll clear your room as best as I can,” she said, holding out her hand. “House key, please?”
“Can’t do that yet, I need to get back into my house first,” she said. “But when I leave, I’ll drop my key in the plant pot next to the door. Do not lose it,” she warned dangerously. Heather held up her hands.
“Oh, Heather, when have I ever lost something?”
Duke deadpanned at her. “You misplace literally everything.”
“That may be true.”
A short pause.
“...But?” Duke prompted.
“That’s all. I’ll give the key to Veronica, he’s more reliable.”
Duke just rolled her eyes, but a smile was threatening her lips. Heather felt her chest lighten at the sight; often she would forget that they were dating now. It never felt possible for them to reach such a stage. She walked a little closer, her arm brushing against Duke’s lightly.
“Thank you. For letting me stay, I mean,” she murmured. “I know I complained about it a lot, but I really appreciate what you did.”
Duke’s brows knitted, and she smiled warmly. “Well, I wasn’t just going to leave you there, was I?”
“No, and I’m thankful you didn’t.” She ruffled her hair - something she found easier to do now that it was shoulder-length. “But that being said, I’m excited to get the fuck out of there. Finally I can shower in peace.”
“Finally I have more leg room in my bed,” Duke retorted. They both snickered, even though in Heather’s mind, she was going to miss that part. Every night she would be excited to sleep next to her, even before they started dating. It was just so pleasant having the company, and now that they were together, Duke would always find ways to snuggle up against her in her sleep, purring like the most peaceful cat against her chest. It almost made the stress of living there worth it, if it meant feeling the warmth of her body next to her every night, and it was sad to have to let that go. But she kept telling herself that it was worth the sacrifice, because in Mac’s house she would be free to live how she usually would, be able to walk around without fear of being caught. Besides, she’d have Mac to sleep next to at night, so it’s not like she’d be returning to being alone.
She wondered, though, if Duke felt the same way. Maybe she’d miss sleeping next to her too.
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gigglewaterart99 · 3 years
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Ruby Vs. Kuma
As said in my bio I’m working on a graphic novel, so in addition to being an artist, I write too. I’m not the best but I try. Which is actually why I’m posting this short excerpt from my story. Idk if this is the best way to get feedback or critique but it can’t hurt to try.
I know y’all don’t know much about my story, so here’s the general tl;dr : four high school superheroes (with elemental themed powers) become friends, fight villains, go on adventures, explore their abilities, and have some chaotic fun.
This particular excerpt features Ruby, who has earth powers, and she gets into some trouble. POV shifts twice, from Nightmare to Ruby, and then back to Nightmare at the end, in case anyone is confused. It’s also a bit ?spoilery? but I figure y’all don’t know enough context for it to even matter so eh, here we go.
words: 2411
CW: blood, gore, injury (graphic descriptions)
“Hurry up Heath!”
“Quit worryin’, I’m coming!”
Nightmare lets the door slam behind her as soon as the second Heath brother is through. They made it out of the bank with seconds to spare, and minutes before any law enforcement arrive. Nightmare smiled under her mask, this was too easy.
She spoke too soon.
A flash of blue and orange drops from the sky and lands heavily in the middle of the alley way. The Heath brothers are too stunned to react before two columns of earth rise at blinding speed and knock both brothers into opposite sides of the alley. They slump to the ground out cold, their bags of cash rolling out of their lax grips.
“A bank heist on such a fine Friday evening? What a great start to my weekend!” The little hero exclaims avidly, her chest puffed out and her arms spread wide, a toothy grin the only thing visible on her masked face.
Kuma, who had been ahead of the brothers, turns around at the commotion, “Little brat! I’ve seen you around the city but never up close, until now. I’ve been looking forward to destroying you!”
“Destroy?! Whoa there, I just took out two of your buddies in two seconds flat. No offense but I don’t think you and your…” She turns to look at Nightmare, who was starting to advance, “uh, shadow mask friend are going to be much of a problem. Unless of course you were Flairs.”
“You’ve miscalculated,” Nightmare advances full sprint, “We are.” She vanishes in a flash of black mid-leap and reappears with a dagger extended at the hero, who barely manages to lift a gauntlet in time for the dagger to bounce harmlessly off. Nightmare had to give it to the little hero, she had some sharp reflexes. But she was going to have to be quicker than that to catch her--”GAHK!” Nightmare tumbles out of her shadow jump with the hero in tow, who had grabbed onto her tail with a painful grip.
“Oh, did that huwt your wittle tale?” The hero ducks as Nightmare spins around with the dagger slashing dangerously close. “Woah! Someone needs a chill pill! Here, big guy, why don’t you give your friend a talk!” Pain flashes up Nightmare’s spine as the hero yanks her tail and launches her at Kuma, who had been advancing slowly. But Kuma, the damn brute, does nothing to break Nightmare’s fall and instead swats her to the side.
“Not friends I take it? Acquaintances maybe?” Ruby watches as the masked Flair slumps to the ground.
“I am here for the money, but I am going to enjoy ripping you apart.” Kuma lets out a roar, a roar? As his clothes begin to rip and his form rapidly grows and darkens as if a shadow had suddenly overtaken him. Ruby takes a step back, nervously eyeing his hands as they sprout enormous claws and...fur? Her eyes flick back up to his face, which was no longer bearded and angry, or human for that matter, but was covered in thick black fur and elongated into the long, thick snout of a bear, with a matching set of sharp white fangs.
Ruby was glad her visor was heavily tinted because she could feel her eyes stretch wide in a mixture of astonishment and fear, as the man reared back to his full height, which had gone from something like 6 feet to a dizzying 8 feet. He was, without a doubt, a big black bear. But not a full bear. The proportions weren't quite right, almost like a human wearing an extremely realistic and frightening bear costume.
Ruby had read about Flairs like these. They were called Zoo Flairs*. They had the ability to rearrange their whole physical structure which meant that they could take on the physical prowess of the animal they copied, and could even amplify said abilities. But such power came at a cost; most can only shift into one type of animal.
And this one had to be a big friggin’ bear. Ruby’s muscles tighten as the man-bear lets out a roar and charges. She crouches and leaps over the mass of black. But her flight is cut short as a giant paw wraps its claws around her leg. How the hell did he turn so fast? A body with that much mass shouldn’t be able to--”OOF”.
Ruby’s thought is cut short as she’s slammed into the ground. Before she can even force air back into her lungs, she feels herself lifted into the air again. A moment later she crashes into a wall. Somehow she lands on her feet and her legs, albeit shaky, hold her up. She looks up to see the bear--uh--man-bear charging again. She throws a left hook, sending a chunk of brick wall straight at his ugly snout. Bullseye.
She jumps to the side as the man-bear collides blindly with the wall right where she had been standing, but not before a stray claw can slice through her exposed shoulder. She winces and takes a moment to breathe and glance back at the other goons. The blonde dudes were still out cold but the masked Flair was moving again. Not good. She had to put this man-bear down, quick! Or at least hold out until some backup arrived.
Ruby winces. Vincent was still recovering from a recent fight and in no condition to come to her aid. Laurel was grounded for the weekend and Sam had swim practice today. She’d forgotten she wasn’t going to have backup today and had promised herself only some light patrolling. Nonetheless she felt her stomach drop as she realized the situation was quickly going south.
She whips her head back to the man-bear as he frees his head from the wall with a grunt. He turns to Ruby while giving his big head a shake to free any lingering chunks of brick, although a light dusting of red still clung to his fur.
“What’s the matter, tubby? Too temperamental to fit in with the circus and too ugly for the zoo?”
“GRAAHH!” He charges at her, who advances as well. Before he can take a swing, Ruby drops and slides feet first between his legs, simultaneously digging a heel into the pavement to spin herself around to face his back as she comes out the other side. Using her momentum, she rolls backward, planting her hands on either side of her head and coiling her legs into her body. Satisfied with her hold on a chunk of earth between her and the beast, she releases. Her legs extend up towards the bear, a large chunk of asphalt following the line of her feet and colliding explosively with the man-bear’s face, who had twisted his upper body around to follow her movement.
As debris rains down, Ruby continues her momentum and flips onto her feet, a fist ready for a close body shot. Before she can even brace herself, the man-bear’s paw slams against her chest, smashing her back into the ground and pinning her with a crushing weight. Her head flies back into the pavement with a thud and she silently thanks her brother for the extra thick padding in her helmet.
The man-bear shakes his head and glares down at Ruby, a growl rising from deep inside his chest. Ruby curses under her breath; she’s made a mistake. She let her fear cloud her judgement; she’d let her pride turn into recklessness; she should have known that the asphalt was too crumbly to provide any serious damage, and that getting so close to an enemy with such intense strength and speed was foolish.
She could hear her sister already yelling at her; her eyes pointed with disappointment. “What the hell was that?!” The older girl walked toward Ruby, her head raised high and her movement graceful and powerful. She stands over Ruby, staring down at her with frustrated but tired eyes, “You know you have the upper hand when it comes to battling in such small quarters,” She gestures to the rusted steel walls surrounding them, lined with old pipes and grated catwalks that extended indefinitely into the shadows, “Not to mention we’re on ground level, literally your area of expertise.” She squats down next to Ruby, who’s covered in dirt and grime, and bruises. “So why do you keep making these mistakes?” Ruby looks away, the shame too strong to answer. Her sister sighs, “You’re strong Ruby. And smart, crazy smart, but you let it get to your head, and that’s what's going to get you in trouble, understand?” Ruby nods. Her sister extends a hand, “C’mon, I know you’ve still got a little fight left in ya’.”
The crushing weight on her chest brings Ruby back to reality. She wants to yell out but it’s getting harder to breathe. She tries pounding against the beast’s forearm, but her strength is beginning to weaken as well.
“That’s not going to work, little bug.” The man-bear lets out a rumbling chuckle, or was it a growl? He peels his lips back to expose his big white fangs dripping with drool, “I’m going to--”
Without thinking Ruby slams her elbow into the ground and raises it in a weak punch, sending dirt and grime into the beast’s mouth.
He spits and lets out a deafening roar, “I’M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR STUPID ARM!” He wraps his claws around Ruby’s right arm with a painful grip, and pulls. She screams.
There’s not much air left in her lungs but the pain is too much. “STOP!” She kicks her legs out in an empty attempt to connect with something, anything. “NO, PLEASE STOP! YOU -- *GASP*” A loud pop at her shoulder sends pain rolling through her body. Her hand has gone numb.
The beast lets out another grumbling chuckle and continues to pull, slowly. Ruby can feel the tendons and muscles in her shoulder weakening and ripping. She couldn’t think straight anymore, panic flooding her brain. She began pounding with her left hand at the hairy arm pinning her. Her fist hit so hard that it recoiled back hard enough to hit the ground and her brain cleared just enough for her to realize that the shock of the impact allowed her to get a feeling for the composition of the ground just beneath her hand. It was solid and surrounding something even harder: a stray piece of rebar. She had an idea. It was crazy, but considering her right arm was about to get ripped off, crazy was all she had.
She pushed her fist against the ground and willed the earth to slide up into her hand, carrying with it the piece of rebar. Without hesitation she plunged the rebar reinforced shaft of earth deep into the beast’s forearm. He let out a roar but Ruby almost didn’t hear it amongst all of the adrenaline inducing white noise in her head. She could just see the tip of the rebar poking out the other side of his arm. She gave another push and her hand slipped into the wound.
The man-bear still hadn’t released her arm, so she wasn’t going to release his. Using the last bit of her strength she grabbed onto what felt like a stiff bundle of muscles, and squeezed. They popped; blood gushed out of the wound. He roared again and finally let go of her arm. He lifted his wounded arm as well but Ruby had latched onto another group of muscles. The beast growled and shook his arm, throwing Ruby off like she was nothing but a pesky bug.
She landed with a thud, the little air she managed to get back into her lungs knocked out again. She lay for a moment gasping, trying to focus her eyes as pain ran through her body. Despite everything, she was just happy she didn’t lose an arm. But the relief didn’t last long as she heard the man-beast walking back towards her. She managed to raise her head just enough to watch him approach, grasping his bleeding forearm. The rebar was gone which meant he pulled it out.
He stops beside her and glares down with a hmph. She’s reminded again of her sister, which is odd because her sister never tried to kill her, unlike this beast who fully intended to. Ruby is too weak to scramble out of the way as he reaches down and collects both of her arms into his one good hand and lifts her into the air.
Ruby can’t remember if she screamed or not, only that she was fighting to stay conscious from the flood of pain. He lifts her to eye level and she manages to focus her eyes as he lets out a rumbling growl, “I’m going to kill you.” She believed him.
He pulls back his arm, despite being injured and not 100% functioning, Ruby had no doubt those 4 inch long claws could slice into her like butter.
“Kuma STOP!” He pauses and turns to look past Ruby. She can’t turn her head but she recognizes the female voice, it’s the masked shadow Flair. “We don’t have time for this!” He frowns and pulls back his lips into a sinister sneer. But the masked Flair continues, “Listen! The cops are almost here and you’re making too much noise! We have to leave now!”
The man-beast, Kuma as the other Flair had called him, pauses and turns his head, his ears pricking up at the faint sound of sirens. Darkness was closing in on the edges of her mind but Ruby could hear the sirens too, and she realizes that although this fight felt like it was lasting an eternity, in reality it had only been a couple minutes, if even that.
Kuma lets out a low, dangerous growl as he turns back to Nightmare, “Fine.” With one swift move he launches the barely conscious hero into the far corner of the alley, where she collides with and disappears behind a large pile of trash bags.
Nightmare turns to Kuma with a frown, “C’mon, grab those two, I’ll get the bags.” She slings them over her shoulders as Kuma heaves the Heath brothers under each arm. Nightmare steps forward and wraps her tail around the arm of the younger brother, “Ok, hold on.” And with a puff of black smoke, they’re gone.
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lyrazehedgieboiii · 4 years
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Sonic Babies! (Oneshot)
I still have some asks, and don’t worry, I will get to them, I just had a sudden urge to write this story, and I just couldn’t help myself tho-
    “WHAT. THE. HELL. JUST. HAPPENED?!” 
Amy and Tails stood in shock as three baby hedgies and a baby echidna were on the floor, gurgling at the sight of the older hedgehog and fox.
    “T-They just turned into babies...” Tails murmured. “I told them to stay away from the machine. What do they do? Go near the machine. Chaos, now I have to fix this...Amy, I hope you’re not ma-” Tails turned around to find Amy laying on the floor, while baby Sonic was nuzzling Amy’s cheek, baby Silver was climbing onto her stomach, baby Knuckles was chewing on Amy’s thumb, and baby Shadow was rested on Amy’s legs. 
   “I had no idea they were so CUTE as babies!” Amy gushed as Silver giggled at her. Amy got up and scooped them all up into her lap and cuddled with them. 
   “Hey Amy, do you mind watching them while I find a way to reverse this?” Tails asked the pink hedgie, who had stars in her eyes.
    “Yeah! Don’t you have a stroller from when you were younger?” Amy replied, and stood up. She saw a red chaos emerald, and assumed that it was Shadow’s, so she gave it to Tails to keep safe. 
    “Yup, it’s under that table, Cream used it last week for Cheese’s kids.” Amy nodded, and grabbed the stroller, and put everyone in, or at least three of them in...
    “SONIC!” Amy screamed. Baby Sonic had wires in his hand, and even though he was a baby, he still had that annoying smirk of his. “Put the wire down, or you will be in time-out faster than you can run!” Sonic dropped the wires immediately and Amy could see tears starting to make its way down his cheeks. She ran to him and hugged him close to her. “I’m so sorry, Sonikku. I promise I won’t yell at you like that, again. Or at least while you’re a baby. All you have to do is be a good boy to me. That applies to you three as well,” Amy looked at the infants which were playing with the stuffed animals in the stroller.
    “M...Mama!” Everyone suddenly went so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Sonic giggled and continued to babble. Even Knuckles, and Silver started saying ‘mama.’ Shadow only grunts, and mutters something that sounded like “momma.” Amy squealed and scooped them out of the stroller and hugged them once again.
She put them down into the stroller, again, and gave them pecks on the cheeks, and then giggled.
     “Your older selves would kill me if I did that.” Amy walked out of the workshop, leaving Tails processing everything that just happened.
- In The Village -
    “Now listen here, boys. You have to be on your best behavior, and no crying. Got it?” She commanded the boys, but they only tilted their head. “. . .Let’s just you do.” She walked with the stroller, earning many odd stares from the villagers, but Amy didn’t seem to notice. “Let’s see, Shadow likes oranges (LMAO IDK) Silver likes honey, Knuckles likes grapes, Sonic likes chilidogs...There isn’t any chilidog flavored baby food...I’ll buy some of this, and if he doesn’t like it, I’ll just blend up the chillidog!” She bought everything, until she saw Blaze, Rouge, and Lyra standing near a boutique. She walked over to them (Let’s talk about her outfit first)
 She’s wearing a Ditsy Floral Print Square Neck Dress (Link to dress on Pinterest) With a white sun-hat with roses on the side.
     “Why do these little guys look like our boys?” Rouge asked with interest, focusing mainly on Knuckles.
     “Oh, you know, I fucked all four of them and gave birth to their kids. Their names are Dash, Emo, Weed, and Steroids.” Amy sarcastically said. Blaze and Rouge looked frightened for a moment before they realized that she was only kidding. “They’re the boys, I have to take care of them. Long story short, they got into an age-changer invention thing, and they all turned into babies. Aren’t they the cutest? Especially little Sonic.” She bent down and started cooing to him. “Yes? Who’s the cutest little baby in the whole universe? You are! Yes you are, yes you are~!” The girls watched as Amy fangirled over her crush as an infant.
    “Wow, Pinky. I’m guessing if you and Big Blue were to have a kid, he’d look just like that.” Rouge smirked. Amy blushed.
     “That is, if he actually likes me...” Amy muttered. “But what about you and Knuckles, hmm?” Amy smirked back at her. This time it was Rouge that had gone the same color as her favorite red echidna. Amy giggled at her reaction. “Anyways, we should buy some clothes, because they’re only covered by their normal outfit, but the sports tape was there, and Amy was worried they’d wrap it around their necks and suffocate.
    “I have some baby clothes from when I was taking care of Cheese’s children. Maybe that could fit on them?” Blaze asked. Amy nodded eagerly.
   “Yes please! I don’t want to waste money on something that won’t even come to use later on!” Amy squeaked out in agitation. They all separated to retrieve everything they needed for the boys. They all met back at Amy’s house.
    “Okay, now, we should feed them. Yes~, we should feed your chubby wittle tum-tums!~ Yes, we should! Who wants chilidogs, and grow so big and strong, and have your little Ames swoon over how handsome you are?~” Amy continued to baby-talk to Sonic, as he only giggled and fell over to his side. This made all the girls go crazy over how adorable and pure he was acting. The others, desperate for attention, dragged themselves onto the girls’ laps. They all fan-girled because the boys they’ve wanted since, well, FOREVER, crawled into their laps submissively! 
    “OH MY ASS, THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME, KNUXIE IS ON MY LAP! I mean, not the way I wanted, but YES.” Rouge squealed with excitement. She stroked his dreads, while Blaze was running her hands through Silver’s quills. Lyra was gently traced the red stripes on Shadow’s quills, being very light, so he wouldn’t get all moody and fuss about it. Sonic noticed this and grimaced at them. He climbed up on to Amy, and nipped at the top of her dress.
   “Oh my goodness! Uhh, what am I supposed to do? SONIC! Stop nipping at my dress, little gummy bear!” Amy said, grabbing baby Sonic’s torso and lifted him up, while he flailed his arms and legs around. “Stop it! Do you want any chilidogs?” Sonic immediately stopped and smiled with his mouth open. He put his tiny little hand in his mouth and gurgled. Amy inwardly swooned, her cheeks heating up. Even as a baby, Sonic was still a ladies’ man. She put them on a floor, after putting a plastic tablecloth cover under them, and prepared their food. Amy mashed up the chilidogs, making sure it wasn’t too spicy, and fed it to Sonic.
He happily ate it with no complaints, but you couldn’t really say the same for Knuckles and Silver. Silver constantly kept rejecting the food, and Knuckles wouldn’t pay attention. Knuckles seemed to look at something else, which wasn’t exactly food...
   “WOAH MY CHAOS! KNUCKLES! I’M NOT FOOD!” Rouge yelled as Knuckles pounced on Rouge and attempted to pull down the heart on her outfit. After a few minutes of squirming and yelling and Lyra having to pry Knuckles’s hands off with a crowbar, Silver and Shadow seemed to be enjoying the show in front of him, and Sonic was laughing hysterically and clapped his hands. After all that happened, the girls decided that the boys needed a bath. 
Amy filled the bathtub up, strapping Sonic to her with a scarf, seeing as she didn’t have those baby-body carrier things. (I’m not going to look it up to confirm its name) The bathtub was too deep for the kids, and they couldn’t exactly sit on their own, so the girls got their swimsuits and went into the water with them. They used washcloths to cleanse them, covering their eyes when they got to the lower body. They gurgled and giggled. (Lmao I keep repeating the same words over and over again) Shadow, being Shadow, only huffed, while his tail wagged. Lyra chuckled at his reaction.
Now, you might be wondering, ‘Doesn’t Sonic hate water?’ Why yes, he does. I forgot to mention that Amy had a hard time getting him into the bathtub, he kept spindashing out of the tub and Amy had to catch him before he fell on the ground. 
    “Sonic! Get in the bathtub, NOW.” Amy gave a deadly glare to Baby Sonic, and he widened his eyes, a little creeped out by her, but didn’t obey her. He tried to run, but only being around six months, he had a little trouble crawling. Amy picked him up, and distracted him by kissing him on his bare stomach, while he laughed. While he was chortling, Amy quickly bounced right into the tub. Silver was making the bubbles and water float. As if sensing Sonic’s fear of water, he made the water fall onto Sonic. Blaze scolded him, while Amy glared at him.
Sonic smirked at Silver, while Shadow did something that wiped the smug look off his face. Shadow took a toy that could soak in water, and he squeezed it, causing the water to fall all over Sonic. He whined, splashing water into Shadow’s eyes, and before the girls could even blink, they started a water fight. They got the babies out before the fight got physical.
Amy got a call from Tails that the age reverse mawas face, and they quickly took them to Tails’s workshop. 
    “Are you girls ready?” Tails asked. The girls were internally crying. They had grown emotionally attached to the babies during the one hour they had them. Perhaps it was because the boys gave more attention to them more than they had when they were adults.  They brought the kids in blankets, so the neighbors wouldn’t start rumors.    
     “Can we just say goodbye?” Blaze asked in a depressed tone. Tails nodded.
     “Take all the time you want. I don’t think anything’s gonna happen, anyways.” He replied. The girls smiled.  
   “Even though the babies are far more charming, cuter, kinder, and actually appear thankful when we do something for them.” Amy sighed as she snuggled Sonic into her arms. “But I love him more as his normal self. Even if we have to endure their dumb, cruel behavior, we still love them. Don’t tell them we said that, or else.” Amy continued, before glaring at Tails to keep the secret. Tails nodded rapidly. They placed the babies in the invention, after giving them kisses on the cheeks and forehead. 
   “One...Two...THREE!” And with that, the boys were back to normal. The girls ran up to them, and hugged their favorite boy, from Amy to Sonic, Blaze to Silver, Rouge to Knuckles, and Lyra to Shadow. Sonic didn’t know what to do, Silver hugged her back, Knuckles was blushing by the ‘you-know-what’ squishing against his chest, and Shadow was trying to push Lyra away.    
  “Sorry, Knuxie. It’s just that...we missed you!” Rouge cried as she jumped on Knuckles once more. Once Tails explained what had happened, Sonic grabbed Amy’s waist and whispered into her ear. 
  “By the way, we could see and hear everything while we were babies. We could also control ourselves.” Insert a blushing Amy Rose processing everything he had just said.
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realfuurikuuri · 4 years
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Chapters: 11/? Fandom: Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Summary: 
MissingArm!AU: When escaping the cave, it wasn't his tail that got crushed. In exchange for his innocence, he gained a sordid past. The Pure Heart Valley seemed like a good place to escape. To start a new life with a new family to forge a new identity. However, when the past rears its ugly head Mao Mao's forced to step up or be put down.
AN:  Finally back at the end of the century. The reason for no uploads on either the MMHOPH Headcanon blog (it's on Tumblr, go check it out) or on fanfics is because Persona 5 Roya came out and I finished that on Monday at 140 hours. Don't expect things to get to active too soon either, cause finals are next week. Regardless, let things get back to the usual. In keeping with Persona 5 Royal let's make today's song recommendation Beneath The Mask - Persona 5. Follow @spookylovesboba on Twitter and Tumblr and I hope you enjoy the chapter.
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Mao Mao breathed in the fresh morning air. It was good to be outside again. Even if it was just to drop Adorabat off at school. He waved goodbye to her as she went inside, but he didn’t leave right away. He still felt terrible. It hurt to walk, and he couldn't lean too far on either side thanks to the hole. Camillie gave antibiotics and painkillers, alongside an extensive list of their side effects. The painkillers made his insides feel like cold porridge, and the antibiotics made his stomach feel weird. Nausea they caused together was unbelievable.
Nausea made it hard to remember if the school always had three students. He wasn’t sure, but he put aside his suspicion. It was probably another side effect. It was probably amongst Camille’s list of warnings; he couldn't know for sure.  It was way too early for any of this. It was too early for Mao Mao and certainly too early for Badgerclops. He was still asleep, and still drooling on his shoulder.
Mao Mao poked him until he woke up. “Huh, I was paying attention to the movie,” he yawned.
“It’s not movie night. We’re dropping off Adorabat.”
“Oh! Bye,” Badgerclops said waving.
“You’re at nothing, she’s already inside.”
“Oh. Well, that’s good, let's get you back to HQ.”
“No.”
“What? You should stay in bed, off of your feet, doctor’s orders.”
“Yeah, but I want to go out to do something. Let’s get a pizza.”
“Doctor also said no solid foods.”
“Smoothies then.”
Mao Mao revved the engine making Badgerclops tightly grab onto his waist. “You sure you don’t want me to fly,” Badgerclops asked.
“It’ll be fine.”
“A sick man with one arm shouldn’t be driving anything.”
“I said it’ll be fine.”
Mao Mao pulled back the accelerator, letting the Aerocycle fly off. Badgerclops may have had a point, but he wasn’t let anything stop him from enjoying his day.
* * *
Mao Mao was still stubborn as all hell. Not even a trip to the hospital would change that. He and Mao Mao went from one end of town to the other, walking the streets looking for one place that served smoothies. He told Mao Mao more than once that the only food places were Muffin’s Bakery and the convenience store. Watching him Mao Mao hobble around would be funny if he hadn’t nearly died less than a weak ago.
“Hey, Mao Mao!”
“Wha-”
Badgerclops had the small man tucked under like a football before he knew what was happening.
“Badgerclops, I am asking politely, but firmly to put me down before someone -and I mean you- gets hurt.”
“Awww, Is da wittle baby who just got outta the hospital mad.”
Mao Mao didn’t appreciate the humor. He wiggled like a worm and gnawed on his right hand, which probably would’ve hurt if it wasn’t made of metal, so Badgerclops just kind of ignored it. He walked through the narrow alleys towards Muffin’s bakery at the town square. He thought Mao Mao would stop eventually, but if Mao Mao was anything it was stupid. And also stubborn. Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! It was like a toddler using a teething ring. What was kind of funny at first became annoying, and now was just kind of gross to watch.
“You have to stop that before you hurt your teeth, and you and I both know that I don’t know how to schedule a dentist appointment,” Badgerclops said.
“I will when you put me…,” Mao Mao slowly fell silent as they entered the large open plaza of the town square.
“Hey, Badgerclops. What is that?”
“That’s the blob monster.”
“THE WHAT !”
Badgerclops flinched. Mao Mao slipped from his grasp ready to split his head on the pavement, but a cat’s gonna do what a cat's gonna do. He righted himself in the air to land on his feet. A much worse choice. Mao Mao’s eyes went wide from the pain before he fell down on all fours.
“Oh my god! I’m so sorry.”
Badgerclops went to pick him up, but he was waved off. “The blob. The blob. Tell me about the blob.”
“Cool it. Camille  high-blood pressure would give you a stroke.”
Mao Mao took a second to gather himself, clenching his fist before letting it all go. “All. Alright. The blob. What is the blob?”
“You should do that more often. You’re a very tense person,” Badgerclops teased.
“The blob.”
“Right, uh, the blob is a blob. Its big, gooey, kidnaps villagers-”
Mao Mao inhaled sharply and he tapped his foot.
“-it’s not all that bad. They’re unharmed, just a little confined. It hasn’t even taken anyone important.”
“Sheriffs? Is that you?”
Mao Mao and Badgerclops leaned forward, craning their necks and squinting their eyes. It was hard to see at first, Badgerclops had to open his cybernetic eye to actually see that King Snugglemagne was now a hostage. Mao Mao rubbed his temples why Badgerclops cursed fate for always making him look like a fool.
“Sheriff! It's utterly dreadful. Could you hurry and get me out? I’d certainly rather you didn’t forgo saving me like last time.”
“I’ve never done anything like that. I do my job, and I do it very well, thank you very much.”
“You did nothing when I was trapped in a net by that ruffian that looked a lot like you.”
For a second, Mao Mao raised a non-existent eyebrow, but his fur stiffened and he reached for his sword.
Aw shit.
Badgerclops stepped in front of the cat. “Let’s slow down. He didn’t mean to insult your son.”
“Don’t worry. I’m just cutting him out,” he said,” if I take a little off the top, oh well.”
He raised his sword up. Badgerclops quickly grabbed the blade before he could bring it down. “No, I mean they blob fights back if you attack it.”
“How do you know?”
“I kicked the blob once and it fought back. It gave me a nasty bruise.”
Mao Mao looked Badgerclops up and down,” where’s the bruise?”
“It was at the beginning of the week. It healed.”
Mao Mao started Badgerclops in the eye with frigid intensity before he sheathed his sword. Thank fuck he believed it.
“So, what do we do,” Mao Mao asked.
“Get lunch?”
Mao Mao nodded in agreement. “Sure. Let’s go.”
“Excuse me? Still stuck! Help!
He and Mao Mao tuned out the king. They turned around and began to walk away.
* * *
“Jellybeans aren’t lunch.”
“Then do you want a milkshake?”
“You know I’m lactose-intolerant.”
“Then hush-up and eat ya’ beans.”
Mao Mao grumbled, doing as he was told. He and Badgerclops sat on the bench just outside the gas station. Muffin’s Bakery was the first, but considering Muffin’s was trapped in the blob (and the broken storefront) it wasn’t open. The gas station was the second choice. It didn’t really offer food. Just the usual cheap snacks, and milkshakes for some reason. The blob had tagged along for what it was worth. Unfortunately, it had to carry most of the kingdom with it.
“Are you going to save me,” the king asked.
“We’ll get to it eventually,” Badgerclops held the drink in front of Mao Mao,” got you a milkshake.”
“I told you I can’t drink milkshakes.”
“Is it like cobbler? A hero's code thing? I won't tell anyone if you do.”
“No! It's ‘cause I’m not a kitten. Adult cats are all lactose intolerant.”
“Can Jǐngtì still drink milk or has it gone the way of the dodo? Might invite him here some time.”
The last part was said quietly, an absent thought that wandered out, nonetheless, Mao Mao’s ears perked up.
“Why would you invite Jǐngtì?”
Badgerclops awkwardly cleared his throat before speaking. “He helped me fix up HQ a bit.”
Mao Mao didn’t say anything. He pressed his fingers together. Thumb to index, thumb to middle, thumb to ring, thumb to pinky in calming repetition.
“Oh, and while we were cleaning we found this.”
Badgerclops pulled out a golden finger. It took Mao Mao a second to realize what it was. How did that happen? Did he do that? Oh shit, he probably did. He had to stop himself from snatching his father’s finger away.
“You know what this is,” Badgerclops asked.
“Think so.” Why did he say that?
“Are you gonna tell me?”
Mao Mao bit his tongue before he could let the name slip out.
“You want it back," Badgerclops asked.
“Yes, please.” Mao Mao wasted no time tucking the finger in his belt when it was handed back.
“So, do you remember what happened?” Badgerclops started.
“What happened when?”
When I was away.”
“No.”
“You don’t? You don’t remember what happened, how you got those wounds, who visited you? None of that?”
“I was pretty wasted and these drugs aren't helping my head, so what were we talking about before this?”
He could catch Badgerclops grimace at the rough change of subject, but Badgerclops was kind enough to oblige. “Something about Jǐngtì and milkshakes? You think he could drink milk?”
Mao Mao paused to think for a second,”...he might. He’s always had some… issues.”
“I don't mean to pry, but do you mind if I ask why?”
“No it's fine, but uh...what I mean is… well, you know how kittens can’t regulate their body temperature?”
“I did not know that, but continue.”
“Well, that’s supposed to go away by like, age 4, but Jǐngtì still can’t do it. It's fine since it's summer, but I’ll probably give him a coat when it starts getting cold.”
“Seems like a double-edged sword. Can’t stay warm, but can still enjoy cheese.”
“Yeah, the doctor’s say it because he’s a hybrid. Certain genes just don’t mix. He also has an issue with his eyes-”
Mao Mao cut himself short. Why was he being so open about all of this? Was it also the medicine?
“You good,” Badgerclops.
“Yeah, I think I’m fine. Where was I?”
“Something about his eyes.”
“Right, Jǐngtì’s pupils are larger than normal, so he can see really well in the dark, but he squints during the day or in a decently-lit room.”
“That’s one reason to wear sunglasses indoors.”
Mao Mao chuckled. “Yeah, I guess it is.”
“I checked on him while you were away. He’s holding up well. He even helped me fix HQ.”
Mao Mao twiddled his tail through his fingers,”...I’m sorry.”
“What? No, no, it's fine-”
“No, I mean it. I shouldn’t have caused you so much trouble.” Mao Mao choked up.
“I- I shouldn’t’ve-”
Badgerclops placed a supportive hand on his shoulder. ”If you ever feel… down again, just know I’ll be there to help you get back on your feet. Don’t be afraid to ask.”
Mao Mao closed in for a hug. He sniffled but managed to wipe the tear from his eye. “Yeah, thanks…I’m feeling better already.”
“Yes this all very touching,” Snugglemane interjected,” but I still don’t see you trying to help me.”
“Oh be quiet,” Mao Mao said, flicking a pink jelly-bean at the king. The shot missed its mark by a decent margin, helplessly bouncing off the blob.
“Geez, if I was the broad side of a barn that might’ve almost hit me,” the king retorted.
Mao Mao harrumphed and waved the king off. He wasn’t in the mood for jackassery. Even if it was coming from the guy that paid him. He was tired of eating jelly beans, so he began throwing them at the trashcan. It wasn’t too different from flicking a paper football. Although, jelly beans were much harder to aim. Badgerclops nudged him, holding out as his hand as they both began to take aim. Everything was going fine if you ignored Snugglemagne. Eventually, Mao Mao got tired of the nagging and flicked a bean at him.
“Stop that,” Snugglemagne whined.
Instead of stopping Mao and Badgerclops chuckled like Beavis and Butthead. At least they were chuckling until Mao Mao caught something out the corner of his eye. He shoved Badgerclops aside before throwing himself back as something smashed through the bench with comet-like fury.
Badgerclops coughed out,” what the hell was that,” as the dust cleared.
When everything settled, Snugglemane was face down in the dirt. Everything fell silent. Badgerclops inhaled sharply; Mao Mao began to laugh.
Badgerclops shot him a glare. Mao Mao quickly cleared his throat,” must be the medicine,” he mumbled.
Badgerclops was really proving himself because his eyes softened after a second. “Do you have any idea what happened?”
“I threw food at it, so it threw ‘food’ at me?”
“That… actually makes sense.”
“So, what do you want me to keep throwing jelly beans at them? It might get the rest of the kingdom?”
Badgerclops placed two fingers to Snugglemagne’s pulse before giving him a thumbs up. Mao Mao couldn’t lie to himself. It was kind of cathartic to watch the blob chuck Sweetipies a 100 MPH.  With every toss the blog got smaller and smaller. When the last one was free the blob sorta imploded. It bubbled up before shrinking down with a disturbing noise and spreading goo everywhere.
“What the hell just happened?”
“It got too small thus it lost structural stability and collapsed.”
“I don’t know what any of that means, but I do know that everything worked out in the end.”
“Someone’s going to have to clean all this goo.”
“And it won’t be us,” Mao Mao said,” c’mon we have to pick up Adorabat from school.
* * *
They were only slightly late when picking up Adorabat from school. The rest of the children -or maybe they weren’t actually children Mao Mao honestly couldn’t tell- poured out from the school. She hopped down the steps before flying over.
“Mao Mao! Mao Mao!”Adorabat said as she zipped around them.
Badgerclops metal arm extended out and held the child in place. “Woah, there little buddy. What’s gotten you up?”
“The teacher says we’re going to be doing a play!”
“Really? That sounds nice.”
“The teacher says it’ll be next week. You’ll come, right?”
“Sure. Sounds fun.”
Adorabat slipped out of Badgerclops’ grip, flying an inch from Mao Mao’s face. “You promise?”
“I promise,” Mao Mao chuckled, patting her head.
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bbrandy2002 · 4 years
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High Times in Cordonia
Wacky Drabble Prompt #12: You know that's not what I meant.
A/N: I haven't written anything from my Two Men and a Baby crew in...well...I don't know when. I kinda miss the old bunch and their shenanigans, so, I thought I would give it another go for old times sake. If I write anymore from this series, and Im sure I will, the new name will be "The Royals". Sorry if this is a bit rusty.
Summary: Liam and Drake find some pot and contemplate the options for getting rid of it, obviously by smoking it.
Warning: Drug usage and cursing.
Word Count: 1280 (not too much over the limit)
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Liam and Drake had spent the better portion of the day putting away gifts from Riley's baby shower. The second largest bedroom in their quarters just happened to be Leo's old room and this was the one chosen for the nursery.
The most the housekeepers and the decorators found while transforming the former prince's room into the baby's was a few used condoms, a couple nude pics and a crusty cigar. The Queen, herself, at 8 months pregnant, had scrubbed and sanitized the room for two days, ridding it of any last lingering remnants of her brother in law. Riley was insistant that the essence of Leo be purged from that room before her innocent baby enter it.
"What do you think this is?", Liam asks while holding a small, baggie in front of himself that he found hidden in the back of the nursery closet.
Drake yanked the baggie from Liam's hand and opened it with a sly smirk before sniffing its contents, "I think...I THINK..it's pot".
Liam rips the bag back from Drake's hands with an annoyed expression, "Back off Cooch, I found it first", he said as he shuffled past him to the other side of the room, holding his stash closely to his chest.
"Cooch?", Drake raised a brow attempting to stifle a laugh, "Did you just call me...Cooch?, he asked with a chuckle.
Liam continued sniffing the contents, passively listening to Drake, "You know... that guy from that show you and Riley watched the other day, you sound like the sarcastic, sweater vest wearing one...Cooch".
"I think you mean Chandler and, my god, how are you the leader of this country.......fucking Cooch", he laughed heartily, continuing his mockery.
Liam rolled his eyes then grabbed a stuffed bear from the dresser, throwing it at Drake, who swerved out of the way at the last second. "Okay, so you've had your laugh, are we doing this or what?".
Drake's eyes widened with surprise, "Whatdya mean...like, smoke it?"
"No, I thought we could paint our toe nails with it, of course, smoke it".
'Who's being...Cooch, now, Your Highness...besides, we both know you won't do it. Maxwell begged you for years to try it with him and you were always...", Drake stiffens his posture and deepens his voice, " that stuff is a gateway drug mister and I will not succumb to peer pressure, heh heh heh".
Liam lets out a loud sigh, rubbing a hand over his face, "Well...it is you know and I don't sound like that". He walks over to the rocking chair and slumps down into it, still clutching the baggie. "Its just....I'm getting ready to be a father.."
"Experts claim that is the best time to start a drug habit", Drake interrupts as he sits on the floor in front of Liam.
"You know thats not what I meant", he replies as he sits up in the chair. "Its just that the most daring thing I've ever done is sneak out of the palace on a cronut run, I just want to do one last crazy thing before, you know, my baby gets here".
Drake scratches the back of his neck, shaking his head, waiting for Liam to come up with some logical plan for getting rid of it, just as they did when servants found other Leo stashes around the palace. He looked up at Liam, who seemed to almost be asking him for permission with those sad blue eyes. He certainly didn't appear to be changing his mind, nor, unsure of his decision.
"Fuck it", Drake groaned, "I'll see if Maxwell left any papers in his guest room".
20 minutes later.....
Both men are sitting criss cross applesauce on the floor of the nursery, each with a lengthy joint between their thumb and forefinger. The room was filled with billowy smoke that reflected off the light from the small giraffe lamp on the dresser.
Liam looked down at his joint, disappointment written on his face, "Do you feel anything yet? I don't feel anything".
"Maybe this stuff is too old", Drake took another hit, coughed, then paused for a moment, "maybe this stuff is too old".
Liam laid back on the floor flat, taking in a deeper draw this time before blowing, albeit- unsuccessfully, smoke rings. "You know what Drake, your name sounds like ssssssnake...did you ever think that a snake is really just a tail with a face on it".
"Yeah...yeah...tail is a snake...I've thought about it....a lot", he replies while trying to touch his nose with his tongue.
"Hey Drake?"
"Hmm".
"I wonder if the Japanese flag is really a pie graph of just how Japanese, Japan is?"
Drake runs his fingers down his chin, contemplating Liam's wise observation before snapping his fingers and pointing at him, "OR! Its a giant pepperoni, you know how the Japanese are with their pizza's and shit".
Liam nods, eyes having not blinked in over 20 seconds, "True that".
The guys spend a a few more minutes, waiting for the effects of their marijuana to start. Both deciding it was futile, they felt completely, normal.
10 minutes later....
"Drake, get the hell down from there!", Bastien yells up at Drake who is in the palace ballroom, perched on a chandalier.
Liam stumbles out of the kitchen entrance into the ballroom, a rare commerative edition bottle of Cordonia's finest bourbon that was given to Constantine 25 years ago in one hand and a triple cheeseburger stuffed with cheese doodles in the other. He suddenly stops when he notices Bastien looking up at the ceiling. He then walks casually over to him, taking a loud crunchy bite from his burger, smacks his lips a few times, "Wha dup?"
Bastien glances over at Liam, then does a double take, "Geezus, Your Majesty, are you feeling okay?".
"LIAM..watch this!!", Drake yells down as he starts swinging back and forth, small pieces of the ceiling falling like dust to the floor. He starts singing, "IIIIIII, wanna swing..from the chandalier...from the chandalier-IER!", his voice raising 5 octaves higher.
Liam gasps, "Oooooo, I wanna do that too", he tosses the bottle over his shoulder, shattering it, and thrusts his cheeseburger into Bastien's hand, "hold my burger dude". As he starts to climb the large metal ladder, Bas grips his feet, not allowing him to move any further up.
Liam cocks his head to look at his head guard, his face and shoulders lowering, "Awwww Bas, you dropped my cheeseburger...not cool man"
"Your Majesty, please come down and I will take you to the kitchen and get you a new one", Bastien pleaded.
"Don't listen to him Li, he's just trying to keep you from getting hurt, BUZZKILLER!!!!". Drake's own voice startles himself and he loses his grip and crashes onto a table below, "IM THE FLYING NUN....ouch".
Bastien releases Liam's feet and dashes to Drake, who landed onto the table next to him.
"Drake! Drake!, can you hear me son?", Bastien asks frantically as he looks over him, searching for blood or broken bones.
"Bas?", he asks weakly, his red eyes seaching Bastien's.
"What is it Drake?"
He smirks, "You gotta a wittle boogie in your nose".
Liam hops off the ladder, scoops up some random cheese doodles, before reassembling his cheeseburger and biting into it, "Mmm...T to the A to the S T E Y..girl, you tasty!".
The loud sound of the palace smoke alarm system blares, emergency lights strobing near the exits, illuminating the ball room with flashes. Bastien gets a call over his walkie talkie, "Sir, the Queen reported a small fire in her quarters, located within the nursery. She is safe and being escorted out by Mara, however, she says she thinks there is also a skunk in there".
Bastien rolls his eyes, "Its not a damn skunk, just, get everyone out and I'll meet you outside with His Majesty, over". He turns to Liam who is sitting in a chair, lapping up cheese and grease from the sleeve of his hoodie, then at Drake, who is trying to look at his own eyes. "Alright, Cheech and Chong, let's continue this little party outside". He carefully hoists Drake over his shoulder and pulls Liam up by his hoodie, dragging him to the exits.
"I'm the Cheech, huh, Bas?", Drake asks while hanging limply over his shoulder".
"King Liam Chong", Liam nods, "I like it!...hey wait...my cheese doodles...Bas go back...my cheese doodle...cheese doodles Bastien...cheese doodles.... Bas...IN THE NAME OF GODDAMN CROWN, MY FUCKING CHEESE DOODLES!!!"
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trashyswitch · 4 years
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A Manly Sleepover
Jacksepticeye is staying at Mark’s place for a Nerd Expo Convention. Though Mark’s a little late, it’s really nice to be able to see him again.
Thanks to Chica, some pure silliness ensues.
Jacksepticeye placed his suitcases into the spare room. He was staying over at Mark’s house for the weekend, so he could be a celebrity guest at the Nerd Expo convention that weekend. Mark had went to pick up Chica from the dog groomer, and left a pair of keys for Jack, in the mailbox.
While he waited for Mark to come back with Chica, he decided to unload his electronics. He pulled out a power strip, his computer screen and stand, his keyboard, his mouse, his power cord, his cameras, and his mic and cord. He had just set up his computer screen, when he heard the front door open. They’re here! Jack walked out of his new room to greet them.
“Hi Mark!” Jack said, swinging an open hand towards him. Mark swung his hand as well, and high fived the Irish guest.
Chica jumped up onto Jack, to get his attention. “Hi Chica! You look so nice! Did you just get pampered? I think you did!” Jack cooed, petting his head and back. Mark smiled as he watched Jack rile up his dog.
“Would you like a drink or something? I have water, milk, Coke Zero, beer if you’re up for it...” Mark offered.
Jack looked up. “I’ll have a coke, please.” He replied, still petting Chica’s head.
“Alright.” Mark said, before walking to the fridge. He grabbed 2 cokes, closed the fridge, and walked towards the couch. Jack joined him, sitting beside Mark and taking the pop. Clicking it open, he took a sip before placing onto the coffee table in front of the couch.
“Hey Chica! Come on up!” Mark called, patting his lap. Jack bursted out laughing at the idea.
“Hahaha! Are you serious? How’s he gonna fit on you?” Jack asked.
“Just watch.” Mark replied with a smug look. Jack watched as Chica climbed up onto Mark’s lap, spun in a single circle, before laying his whole body onto his owner.
“Ohoho my gohohod. You look like you’re being squished!” Jack reacted, laughing at the golden fur covering Mark’s entire lap, stomach and some of the surrounding couch.
“It actually feels really nice. You should try it sometime!” Mark reassured, sighing in contentment as he enjoyed the feeling of pure dog weight on his lap.
“Where’s the remote?” Jack asked, looking back and forth.
Mark opened his eyes. “I think it’s...oh...” Mark muttered, looking around himself. He soon tried feeling the couch cushions, but they were empty. “I think Chica’s sitting on it.” Mark confessed.
“Chica! Off please.” Mark ordered. Chica did what his owner did...sort of...he moved off of Mark, but he flopped himself onto Jack instead.
“Chica! Really?” Jack asked, as 60 pounds of pure, fluffy dog climbed onto his lap.
“I found the remote!” Mark said, holding up the remote. Mark looked at Jack’s lap. “...aaaand now I’ve been replaced.” Mark said, jokingly disappointed. Chica turned his body to face Jack, and started begging for pets. Jack took one look at her eyes, and gave in.
“Haha! You’re such a suck up!” Mark said, pointing to Chica. “And you’re encouraging it!” Mark finished, pointing at Jack.
“Aw, come on Mark! Just look at her! How can you say no to those adorable eyes?!” Jack argued, pointing at Chica. Knowing that Mark’s friend was talking about her, Chica’s tail wagged.
See? She’s so cute! Are you an adorable dog? Yes you are! Oh YES YOU ARE!” Jack cooed, scratching and petting Chica’s head. Chica lifted himself slightly, and gave Jack a kiss on the cheek.
“See? She loves me.” Jack said, smirking.
Mark felt defeated for a moment, before an evil little idea came to mind. “Okay, sure. She CLEARLY loves you! But does she know to obey your commands?” Mark asked.
Well, ya! Chica! Off!” Jack ordered. Chica just stared at him, and didn’t move. “Chica, move!” Jack ordered once again, snapping his finger and pointing to Mark. As Mark predicted, Chica didn’t move.
“See? Alright. Chica! Come to Markipoo!” Mark ordered childishly. Jack’s eyes widened as he watched Chica move from Jack’s lap, to Mark’s lap.
“Ha! That settles it then! I’m the true master!” Mark proclaimed, triumphantly.
“Okay, fine. You’re the boss of Chica. Can I, at least, have Chica on me for a little longer?” Jack asked, pouting with his hands crossed.
Mark smirked, as his plan went into motion. “Sure. Chica! Go! Go to Jack!” Mark ordered. Chica got up, walked over to Jack, and climbed onto his lap. Jack smiled again, petting the dog happily. As a reaction, Chica gave a little bark and licked his chin.
“Ahahaha! Chica!” Jack giggled, using his hands to stop the ticklish tongue. Instead of licking the hands that were in front of Chica, she decided to dodge the hands, and lick Jack’s neck.
“Chihihihica! Nohohoho!” Jack giggled, attempting to cover the area.
“Aww, how cute! Chica’s tasting your face!” Mark teased. A couple seconds later, Chica stopped, turned his head to the side, and stared at the giggly Irishman.
Mark was trying his damn hardest, to not squeal out loud! “That’s so cute! She likes your face, Jack!” Mark cooed. “Though, I think she missed a spot.” Mark added as he got up off the couch. Quietly, he snuck behind the couch, and poked Jack’s neck.
“Mahahark!” Jack yelled, jolting at the sudden touch.
“Chica! Try over here! You missed a spot!” Mark ordered happily, still poking at the right side of Jack’s neck. Chica followed his owner’s orders, and started licking the other side of Jack’s neck.
“Yahahaha! Thahahat tihihihickles!” Jack said through his laughter.
“A little ticklish, Jack?” Mark asked.
“Whahahat do yohohohou fuhuhuckin’ thihihihink?!” Jack yelled, attempting to stop the dog with his hands.
Mark gasped. “How RUDE! That language will NOT be tolerated here! For those who dare swear in this house, get punished!” Mark warned, as he walked around the couch.
“Mahahark! Where ahahare yohohou gohohohoing?” Jack asked through his laughter.
“To the front of the couch, to punish you!” Mark answered. “Wanna guess what your punishment is?” Mark asked, putting a finger over his own mouth. Jack shook his head no. “Very well then! The punishment is...THIS!” Mark yelled, before diving his right hand under Chica. Within a couple seconds, Mark managed to find Jack’s right side, and started squeezing it.
“AAAAHH! NAHAHAHAHAHA! MAHAHAHAHARK! NAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!” Jack screamed. Mark smiled, before adding his left hand into the mix.
“Giiiiitchy, gitchy-gitchy-gitchy goooo!” Mark cooed, changing his squeezing to digging and wiggling.
“MAAAAAAHAHAHARK! DOHOHOHOHON’T!” Jack begged, curling into his ticklish side.
“Aww! Wook at dis wittle giggwy Iwish boy!” Mark teased in baby voice. “Alright. Chica! Off!” Mark ordered, snapping his fingers. Chica listened, and got off the boy. Then, Mark sat into the couch, and moved Jack against the armrest. Once that was there, he continued tickling Jack, with one hand on each squishy side.
“GAH! MAHAHAHAHARK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Jack cackled.
“Wow! What a glorious sound!” Mark teased, genuinely happy with the laughter Jack was making.
“PLEHEHEHEASE STAHAHAHAP! IHIHIT’S TOHOHOHOHO MUHUHUCH!” Jack begged. Realizing he may have gone too far, Mark stopped as soon as those words left Jack’s mouth. Jack body curled up as he laid on the couch, as a mixture of pants and leftover giggles left Jack’s mouth.
“Yohohou fuhuhuhucking suhuhuck, man...” Jack muttered, before using his hands to try and push himself up.
Mark gasped at Jack. Such language! “Oh Jack...don’t you ever learn?” Mark asked, shaking his head in mock disappointment. Suddenly, Jack felt a pair of hands dive into his armpits, and started wiggling.
“WAhahahahait!” Jack reacted, trapping Mark’s hands under his armpits as his squirming started up again.
“Oh my! It looks like my hands are stuck in someone’s armpits! I guess I’m gonna have to keep on tickling the poor Irish boy until he lets my hands go!” Mark teased as he dug his fingers into Jack’s sensitive pits.
“Nohohohoho!” Jack replied, kicking his feet out of frustration.
“All you have to do, is let go of my hands! It’s that easy!” Mark softly explained, with a big smirk on his face.
“Ihihif I let yohohohour hahahands go, yohohou’ll dig deeper ihihihinto my ahaharmpits!” Jack argued through his laughter.
“Hmm...yes. I suppose this is a tough predicament. Welp, it looks like I’ll have to keep tickling Jack’s ticklish pits for ever, and ever, and ever, and ever!” Mark teased, continuing to exploit the Irish lad’s armpits.
Jack could feel his face heating up from the teases. “Ohohoho my gahahahad! Fihihine!” Jack decided, before attempting to open his arms. Mark smiled as he removed his hands. His smile grew wider as he initiated his original plan.
“You shouldn’t have done that, Jack.” Mark said with a deep voice. Mark placed both hands on Jack’s right side, and squeezed them.
Jack’s eyes widened. “OOOOOOHH NOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO!” Jack screamed, as his laughter intensified. He continued to scream and laugh as his body frantically squirmed back and forth. Somehow, Jack had managed to trap Mark’s hands between his side and the couch cushion.
“Oh no! My hands are stuck! Again! Looks like I’m gonna have to tickle you until you let my hands go!” Mark teased, as he tried to tickle Jack in the new position.
“IHIHI’ll GEHEHEHET YOU BAHAHAHACK FOR THIHIHIHIS!” Jack yelled through his hysterical laughter. Mark rolled his eyes at Jack’s remark, and only continued to squeeze his side.
After a minute of tickling, Jack has started to bash his fist into the couch cushion. “I CAHAHAHAHAN’T BREHEHEHEHEHEATHE!” Jack shouted through his laughter. He could feel his face getting more and more red as he ran out of breath. Mark noticed this, and decided to stop completely. He stopped squeezing, and let his hands lay there for a sec.
“Th-...thank you. I’m-Mahahark! Nohoho mohohore!” Jack said, before dissolving into another fit of giggles. Mark ignored Jack as he tried to wiggle his trapped hands out from under Jack. Though the wiggling was working, his knuckles happened to be tickling Jack’s side even further.
“Just a few more seconds...” Mark reassured as he continued wiggling his arms.
Jack was able to see the kind of position Mark was in, and almost immediately came up with an idea that would benefit both of them. So, Jack grabbed Nark’s left arm, that had managed to just get free.
“Hey!” Mark yelled, as he pulled on his right arm. Jack took advantage of the position, and started wiggling his fingers against his best friend’s armpits.
“PFFFT-NAHAHAHAHA!” Mark bursted out, attempting to cover the spot with his right hand. Jack stopped his tickling hand, grabbed Mark’s right hand, secured it in his own left hand, and resumed tickling Mark’s pit. “HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Mark laughed, attempting to pull his arms free. Instead, Jack moved his hand to Mark’s stomach and started scratching.
“JAHAHAHAHACK! STAHAHAHAP THAHAHAHAT!” Mark begged as his knees buckled. Now, Mark’s body was lower than before. Jack took advantage of this, and tried tickling his neck.
“EEEEEHEHEHEHE!” Mark squealed, scrunching his shoulders.
Jack’s smile widened. “Oh my god! Your voice is able to reach unimaginable levels!” Jack exclaimed as his hand tickled different sides of Mark’s neck.
“STAAAAAAPP IT! PLEEEEEHEHEHEHEASE!” Mark whined through the big toothy smile on his face.
Mark’s eyes were completely scrunched together, and his face was getting a little more red by the minute. As a finale, Jack decided to try one more spot. He lifted up Mark’s shirt, and wiggled his index finger over Mark’s belly button. Almost immediately, Mark erupted into high, hysterical laughter as his whole body jumped. He completely lost his balance, and started to fall sideways. Jack let go of his hands, so that Mark could complete his fall.
“Oh my god! Your voice is able to go higher than mine has ever gone!” Jack exclaimed.
Mark stayed on the ground, lying away from the couch. “Fuhuhuck you.” Mark replied, through some leftover giggles.
Jack smiled. “Love you too, Mark.” Jack replied.
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hazbinextgeneration · 4 years
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Five’s A Crowd
"Don't worry about it. Thomas loves the kids. He'd be happy to help me watch them!" D*m he wished sometimes Anne wouldn't drag him into these things! 'It'll be easy' she said. 'Help me out' she said! The parents haven't even left yet and already he's had to stop two from flying into the window, one from chewing on the furniture, and already the majority of them had started crying and clawing in his grip. "ANNE!! HELP!!" ''In a minute!" The wendigo have the pink pouch a stern look behind that mask he wore, she just shrugged and turned back to the other two who were looking at him with faces of amuzment  and concern. An angel lookin gal and a rough patch lookin dummy. The lady of the couple elbowed the other in the side and gave him a stern look to make him stop that smirking, but he just shrugged making her role her eyes. "Are you sure you two can handle them all?," she asked Annie before leaning back just in time to watch one of the triplets chomp down on his tail, making him yelp and jump a few feet. "...Maybe we shouldn't leave them alone?" "No, you don't! You two haven't had a break in ages! You're starting to get bags under your eyes!" In one motion the pup spun her around with the other kanine and began shoving them out the door. "You two go out and enjoy yourselves! It's not like I haven't babysat before-" A loud crashing and more crying came from right behind them- "...….Uh- Have a good night!" The door was slammed behind them and she groaned. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to invite her boyfriend to babysit, buuuut...Considering her brother decided to pop out another pair of winged puppers, she would probably need an extra pair of hands on deck for the next couple of hours. Speaking of which- More screams came from around the corner so she peeked around to find said boyfriend in the awkward position of playing tug of war with two of them and his tail- which to be honest looked quite painful-  and another was having a tantrum on the floor. …...Wait. WHERE WERE THE TWINS?!!? Another round of calming and looking later, luckily finding the twins crawling around behind the couch, and getting the triplets to calm down with the promise of treats. Oh. And getting Thomas's tail back. He was still salty over that fact that his tail had been treated as a chew toy and some clumps of fur was missing, something that actually really hurt- But he seemed to be doing better, he agreed to hold two of the kids while she wrangled the boys rough housing. "Baby, are you alright?" "Just peachy," he mumbled through the mask on his face, he didn't look at her and instead opted to just keep gently bouncing the two infants in his arms. They babbled and stared up at him with big eyes and chewed on their tiny hands. A bit weird, but he'd rather deal with them than the two little maniacs.  "Aw! Don't be like that!" He gave her an annoyed look over at her, only for her to come inches away from his face. The two triplets pressed against her cheeks. "Look at these wittle cuties!'' At the word 'cuties' the boys started giggling and squirming against her.  His ears drooped. "Yeah. Well I don't appreciate them using me as their toy. Now would you please keep them away from me?" Her response was to push herself more against him and give off what she called 'puppy eyes', and give off a whine....Which the pups mimicked. He rolled his eyes but sighed. "What am I going to do with you?" "Help me watch the kids?" "I am. All four of them." Her smile dropped and a confused one replaced it. ".....What?" "There's five kids, not four." Her eyes shot to their arms and she mentally counted them. "...Where's Cupid?!" "She's..right here." "That's Pixie!" Her face went from pink and happy to white panicked.He looked at her with a horrified gaze and it took her a moment to realize he was staring behind her. Her head snapped around to the wall behind her. There was a window wide open for the world to her. On the windowsill...was a single white feather- "....Oh, f*ck!" ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...….... (Elsewhere in hell, probably back at their home) "I still think maybe we should've just waited a little longer." "Im sure Annie can handle it. If she can wrangle an alligator she can handle a few kids....Don't ask me where she got the alligator." The angel gave him a strange look, but went back to relaxing in his lap. The movie had only been playing for a little while and she was still worrying over the kiddos. She really needed to relax more. Which as a good husband (and technically prince) was going to do! The normal little pattering of little paws came over to the couch and he looked over the armrest. Right there was little Cupid in her little jammies looking up at him. "Dada. I has story?" "Sure. Go play until the movie's over." "M'kay!" She cutely tattered off presumably to play, and he chuckled before going back to the tv. Yep! He was a good husband! Annie was doing a great job watching the kids-...…..Wait a second. "Wait...WHAT?!" 
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bitch-boy-central · 5 years
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Play Date With Dino Mom™ uwu *continuation of dino fam trip*
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Word Count: 1,189 Words, 6,037 Characters
Warnings: Not much tbh, wittle bit of death wittle bit of lowkey smut but not really uwu✨
Once I had arrived I knew I couldn’t be a basic bitch and walk through the front door and I didn't want to west all my cocai-moonlight adrenaline on a stupid door. I climbed up the house until I managed to get on top of the roof, from there I climbed up on the chimney before jumping down into their fire place. It was about a two story drop, I could’ve broken every bone in my body but luckily my ass is so phat it cushioned the blow. I emerged from the fire place covered in soot and ash with splinters in my ass cheeks. I walk up their wooden stair case trying to be as quiet as a mouse. I crept down the hallway ready to pounce on Dino Mom™, as I approached the master bedroom I heard Lola make a fussy noise. As I slowly opened the door I heard that she was in the shower. I walked over to the crib and yoink Lola’s bottle and chugged all of the tiddy juice, after all that parkour a bitch was parched. After I finished the bottle I yeeted it out the window along with the baby. 
I then banged on the bathroom door like the house was on fire, I hear the shower turn off and a quiet voice say, “Who’s there?” I replied with a powerful voice, “You know exactly who it is.” The door slowly opened, Dino Mom's™ eyes were wide open with a mix of fear, confusion, and anger. She stared at me like a deer in headlights until I finally broke the silence by saying, “Are we gonna fight or what? I know my tits and curves look great in this lighting compared to your flat chest, flat ass and your cereal box lookin body but we gotta get started before Joe gets back.” Her eyes filled with anger and hate, she immediately dropped her towel revealing stretch marks the covered her stomach, thighs and pelvis from each birth. Scanning her body I also noticed her meat curtains were very stretched out as though they were deflated old man testicles. They swayed and flapped as she moved I almost threw up all my nuggies. I seriously wouldn't bet my life that Joe still be fuckin that flat Stanley lookin hoe. Before I realized it she was rushing towards me and knocked me off my feet. The splinters in my ass pierced deep into my skin as I felt her saggy meat flaps brush up my thighs all the way to my stomach. Eventually after struggling to get her off of me I was able to grab her wrists and get on top of her. Then I managed to put my knees on her forearms so I can free my hands to pull out my secret weapon. Brushing past my now bloody ass cheeks I bent down a bit and was able to swiftly pull out my beautiful katana out of my asshole. It hurt a bit and I may have given myself hemorrhoids but my ass was already bloody so I didn't care much. I pointed my sword to the heavens and looked down on Dino Mom™ and said, “Any last words?” She opened her mouth and a loud, monstrous, booming sound emerged from her lips. I was puzzled at first thinking what the shit was that, but then I remembered…she’s, Dino Mom™. Fuck….SHES SUMMONING THE RAPTORS. I quickly stood up my back fully erect as I heard them brake down the front door. They slowly crept up the stairs and my heart began to beat out of my chest, even more so than the coca-…moonlight had initially did. Two raptors entered the room looking towards Dino Mom™, she made another monstrous noise and pointed at me. The next second they were after me, I ran up the wall, did a back flip and was able to get on one of their backs. As they struggled to whip me off their back I managed to grab a hold of its neck and slice its throat open. I hesitated at first as I felt bad to kill such a glorious animal, again sacrifices have to be made. When the one I had killed felt limp the other had hit my with its tail sending me flying across the room. The other raptor was guarding my katana, I had to think quick. And in situations like this only one thing comes to mind and it has never steered me wrong, “What would John Cena do?”. In this moment all the time I wasted watching the WWE would finally pay off. I rushed to the raptor and with incredible force and strength I picked up the raptor and body slammed that hoe. Then I elbow dropped the raptor to stun him so I could have enough time to get my katana back. Once I did I swiftly pierced my blade through its chest. As its heart stopped beating my heart broke. I wanted to scream and condemn god for putting me in such a tough situation. But I started this war, and I'm going to finish it.
I pulled my blood covered katana out from its chest and pointed it right at Dino Moms™ neck. She put her hands up and said, “You are the greatest warrior I have ever laid my eyes upon. It would be an honor to die by your blade. But before that may I please reward you?” I was confused and asked, “The fuck do you mean crack head?” “I want to please you” she replied. I was kinda sus tbh but like if I can get my rocks off after killed someone or something that I love you bet your ass I'm gonna. In addition I was coming down off the drugs, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it anymore I was fucked up on cocaine and maybe some shrooms but my dick was throbbing. Like I was really fucking moist, I saw those nasty lookin flaps and I was still turned on. Anyways I was like sure I guess, she began to leave a trail of soft kisses on my thighs as she kneeled before me. Looking into her soul I could tell something was off, I played it off like I was gonna run my fingers through her hair. But I just wanted her head to be straight so I could crush her skull with my powerful thicc thighs. Just to be sure she was dead all the way I also snapped her neck, her body went limp and fell to the floor.
I walked over to hear closet and wrapped my self in her white silk robe that had clusters of gold sparkles. Looking back at the raptors I looked up to the stars and asked the universe to forgive me and send them to a better place. Feeling hungry again I went down to the kitchen to heat up some leftovers. The cold kitchen tiles felt nice given my body felt like it was overheating from all the death and drugs I subjected myself to this evening. Eating reheated lasagna I sat in the middle of my destruction and chaos waiting for Joe to return home.
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