you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

Calling bullcrap on the idea of Kat learning she was adopted from the cryptic letter from Layton and not from Alfendi throwing it at her over a petty argument over who gets the bigger half of the cookie as kids.

cas would mention dean stabbing him when they first met in his wedding vows

idk why i suddenly had a vivid imagination of pete being sad and insecure one day and lucius threatening the whole crew to sing the gaston song with him for pete, except he’s replacing every ‘gaston’ with ‘black pete’

“are you cold? here you go. come here.” With Emmet from Pokemon Black and White? I like to think of Emmet using that as an excuse to hug and squeeze reader as tight as he can.

Prompt list can be found here

You really should have brought a jacket. When you exited from your front door and felt the first chill of the evening, you considered going back inside to grab one. But decided you'd be fine, shrugging it off and continuing on your way to meet with Emmet.

A decision you're regretting, as the cold air causes an involuntary shiver throughout your form as you walk beside him. The action doesn't go unnoticed by him, his attention is focused on you until you shiver again. He completely stops his movements.

“Are you cold? Here you go. Come here.” Emmet is holding out his arms gesturing for you to come close. His signature smile on his features as you move to close the distance, the second you get into arms reach his sweeping you into his chest. "I'll keep you nice and warm myself."

"You can't hold me here forever." You playfully attempt to shift in his embrace only for him to snake his arms around you tighter.

"I can try!" You think he might be serious when a minute passes and he doesn't seem to be interested in letting go, until he questions you. "Have you warmed up yet?" When you eventually reply yes, he's releasing you from his hold, continuing to walk with you as before.

But the moment you start to shiver again, he's wrapping you back into a warm hug.

Salem the type of guy to say Henry Emily’s fursona is Fredbear

Okay but fr if someones being weird to me, I think i have the right to be a little freak back (ie make up bad bayverse transformers plotlines)

Michael Bay made Bumblebee fight in WW2, made a transformer watch kill H*tler, made Harriet Tubbman an ally of the Autobots, canonized Arthurian mythos, canonized the stupid "aliens built the pyramids" conspiracy, gave Devastator balls... look me in the eyes and tell me he wouldn't have made the Decepticons be behind the September 11th attacks on the Twin Towers.

Texas would unironically say "rootin' tootin'" 🤠🤠🤠

“I’m a rootin tootin cowboy, baby!🤠”

crAIyon version:

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

Knowledge Revenge.

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss