So I usually take a bath before I go to bed, usually around midnight/12:30.
Gus has decided I need to go to bed earlier, so at 11:00 he jumps in the bathtub and howls—it’s a bathroom, so it ECHOES—until I come up and start running the bath. He will not be removed, tricked, dissuaded, or silenced.
I may have up to 1 (one) hour for my bath.
At midnight, he starts staring at me, and I get about 5 minutes of staring before he goes and sits on my bed and begins howling—normally he has the tiniest voice, but I cannot adequately convey how loud the belly-howl is—until I come in and get in bed, at which point he purrs and cuddles me for 10 minutes then gets on the other pillow and goes to sleep.
He awakens me with purring and cuddles at 7:30 sharp, and I have until about 7:40 to get out of bed before he starts chewing on me.
No one tells you, before you get a Maine Coon, how schedule-obsessed they are.
i watched both breaking bad and better call saul for the first time ever now i dont have anything else to watch and i will explode if i dont draw anything from it sorry folks