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kataraseye · 1 year
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I just had the weirdest dream
My least favourite teacher forced me and my class to take part in a play about vampires and garden gnomes.
I was forced to play the role of the Mom Vampire and I had some lines at the beginning and at the end. The play was about the birthday of the gnomes and i was their mom??? At the end of the play i forgot my line and i panicked and asked some of the gnomes and i realised that my final line was:
"Have a salty night"
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shy-the-trash-lion · 3 months
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✨WIPS OF THE YEAR PART 1 ✨
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bisexualwarlord · 2 months
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for once a misunderstanding i had with a movie was pure autism and not just movie illiteracy on my end. when the slave said he didn't steal it i took his fucking word for it and assumed grendel's mother planted it there. the artbook says the slave stole it out of her cave meaning this wasn't her plan all along and he DID actually violate the terms of the deal. my bad lol
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nowhere-again1134 · 11 months
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At dinner with my mom and Grandmom
Me : these are damn fine tacos
Mom: these are damn fine fajitas
Gmom: this is a quite good burger
Me: it’s not damn good?
Gmom: it’s fucking fine lol
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dynamimight · 2 years
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YES SILK SONIC! YES OLIVIA! YES KEEM AND KENDRICK! AMD EVERYONE LOOKS AND SOUNDS SO GOOD LIKE OMLL🤩
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beatheprincess · 7 days
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🎀 Good Thursday 🎀
Got to finally talk to my gmom today ^.^ n had a nice funny talk lmaoaao then I did my makeup really cute today too ♡♡♡ the pink eyeshadow always does the trick💗 got new shoes as a early bday gift, its converse boots sort of and I dont feel confident in them yet😅 but soon tho, gotta do a bit of adulting and back to girl rot XDDD I am overthinking a bit on what my brothers will gift me but whatever it is I'll love it no high expectations <3
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cowboysurge · 2 months
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raaaah
i literally have a bottle of testosterone in my house rn that i cant use bc they didnt give my gmom needles at the pharmacy :/ so i have to wait for them to get some. im gonna freak
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cupcraft · 4 months
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I'm finally home from my gmoms and ahhhghh thanks for all the kind words on the ctommy radiation poem 😭 I think this is the poem with the most notes ever ahhvhh like I'm happy yall like it.
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k00kiecrumbler · 6 months
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I think my gmom predicted the lads' stream because she's making corned beef and cabbage for dinner tonight.
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skippyv20 · 1 year
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Hi Skippy, hope you & Mr. Skippy are well & warm! Just wanted to say - TW’s onslaught of vengeance and focus against the BRF, kinda reminds me of a saying my Gmom would say — Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Guessing here, but wonder if some of her war and backlash is because she flirted with PW, who rejected her advances? Always felt she used JH to get to PW & also to make some $$ (photos, diary, maybe even an illegitimate child)??
She always has crushed on William…Harry she uses to hurt him….she was hired for this mission..❤️
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lanseax · 1 year
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some asshole barged into my friends house last night and screamed that her dog bit his grandma and broke skin. she’s a stupid husky, and i mean that nicely, like she chews drywall she’s not fucking smart and she’s not aggressive and at the time he claims she bit his gmom she was at home in her kennel so like ??!?!?!? but despite that he fucking called the police about the dog bite this morning like bitch!? why not call them last night when it fuckin happened
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aitavoting · 10 months
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AITA for wanting a second wedding dress?
I (25F) am getting married this July. My brother (23M) & FSIL(22F) got engaged a month after me. FSIL has not always gotten along well with everyone, but her parents are not around & so my parents have stepped in for her. She does have other family but they live do not live close. I told my parents I did not want to co-wedding plan with FSIL,& that I did NOT want to try on wedding dresses together. I told Mom that I didn’t want her there bc I didn’t want her to try on dresses at my appointment. FSIL literally tried on a wedding dress when we went wedding dress shopping for my Aunt. FSIL wasn’t even engaged at the time. I did not want to be compared to FSIL.
FSIL has been copying everything I do. I pick flowers, suit colors, ect & and she picks the same. She said she wanted a fall wedding, but then tried to book hers the weekend after mine this July.
Last July, we got some terrible news about my mom. My mom had late-stage breast cancer. We were told it was very aggressive & at the time we did not know how long she might have.
My mom wanted to take us both wedding dress shopping before she couldn’t. She wanted to go were my Aunt got her dress. It’s a drive & it’s not fancy at all but they have good dresses for 1/2 the price of the boutiques here. With everything going on, there was only going to be one weekend we could do it.
Mom asked me if I would be okay with getting my dress at the same time as FSIL. I think I’m TA because I blew up. I said couldn’t believe she was asking me that after everything. They knew how much I was looking forward to this, & that I did not want to share MY mom on that day with another bride.
Dad told me that I was being so selfish & to make the best of the situation. He said it could be good day/bonding experience or I could ruin it for everyone. The next day I agreed to go. I still feel guilty for how I reacted. I’m still angry at myself for even caring about it at all when I thought my mom might be dying.
So we went, & we both found dresses. My generous Gmom paid for them. I wish I didn’t know, but FSIL’s dress was double the price of mine. I’m worried that I only picked my dress because I felt pressured to. My dress really wasn’t what I had in mind, but it was my favorite of what was there.
Mom is still currently undergoing treatment. I moved back home & I have been helping her. She has made great improvements & things look hopeful.
The more time goes by the less I like my dress. I don’t know if it’s the dress itself or the fact that I think of everything when I see it.
I think I want a different dress. I would love to go to the fancy boutique & have the day I used to dream about. But I can’t afford it. I can’t ask my Gmom to pay for another dress. I don’t even want to let Mom know that it still bothers me.
Despite everything it’s still a nice dress. It’s not everything I wanted but it’s paid for.
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journeyxo · 1 year
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rules: answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to get to know better.
tagged by @gothsimquilafinds <3
favorite color: Black & Green
currently reading: ima be honest...lmao I'm not reading shit BUT BUT BUT...I'm going to. :)) Somebody pmo to good books ( I could do fantasy and shit)
last song you listened to : Real Runtz x Tony Shhnow & Cashcache!/ BIG FLIRT x lilhero/ DON'T RUN x Cochise (lmao im srry I love putting ppl on to good music :P)
last series you watched: Mr.Robot ( I fucking love that show omg)
sweet, spicy, or savory: Sweet
craving: My gmoms Pepperpot w hard dough bread & Saltfish Bake
tea or coffee: Tea!
working on: This cute LP for my channel. Coming Soon :)))
I tag @caffeinatedcashews @simlishaccent @cafeivy @sapphixsims
I didn't know who else to add lol :P
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thinking of how my little brother recorded an episode of spongebob over some of my parent's wedding video and we all got in trouble and my mom said "now it's like part of the wedding didn't happen I'm crushed" and now they're happily divorced and she actively throws away anything that reminds her of the marriage
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alex-vulpes-puella · 2 years
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Gmom: Who's this?
Me internaly:GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I FORGOT TO TAKE OFF THE LANYARD WHY DID YOU ASK THAT I CANT JUST SAYMY WIFE AND THE PERSON I WANT TO BEAT ME FUCKFUCKFUCKFYCKFYCKFUCJFYCJ
Me: some anime charecter.
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harryfeatgaga · 2 years
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me out loud in the living: harry showed off his dogs today
gmom: what kind of dogs
6 yr old cousin: i didn’t know he had a dog
me: shows feet pics 😋
then i said: i’d be his dog
lil cousin: how would you be harry’s dog?
me: put me in a leash and i’d bark for him ….i’ll tell you when you’re older
HELPPPPPPPPP
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