Thorin: Takes a deep breath

Thorin: I lo-

The Dwarven Company, who has spent five seconds around Thorin ever: Yes, you love Bilbo, we know, you love Bilbo so much, he's the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Bilbo deeply, we KNOW, you love Bilbo you fucking love him ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE BILBO BAGGINS. WE GET IT.

green suit defender till i croak. he did that for the lgbtq nation

Gigolas porque Why the fuck not???

Oh to be the last human alive and falling in love with the hologram of my worst enemy

The old married couple ever

I'm so normal about this show that I'm totally not thinking about the fact that during season 3 of Red Dwarf Lister has what seems to be a smegging ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW POSTER HUNG UP ON HIS BUNK??? THE QUEER CULT CLASSIC??? LISTER I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass!

40+ year old men irl love me because i watched so many old sci-fi shows and they can talk to me about them but once they do they eventually realize i like them in a really cringe and gay way which is why they also hate me

Hm.

hi more snow white fanart what else is new 🤨🙄

mfw I remember that lister and rimmer read eachothers diaries what are you guys LOOKING FOR IN THERE!!!! CONFESSIONS OF YOUR UNDYING LOVE FOR EACHOTHER!!!!???

Bilbo: You have to apologise to Thranduil.

Thorin: Fine.

Thorin: Unfuck you, or whatever.

i’m rewatching Red Dwarf seasons X-XII and omg i forgot how married old Rimmer and Lister are i love it

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I have a frog and she is very teeny tiny

Currently thinking about the fact that during the gap between seasons 2 and 3 of Red Dwarf, Rimmer and Lister move into the officers quarters and yet choose to continue sharing a bunk? We know from Me^2 that they're fully aware that they can go to other rooms, but yet they choose to move all of their stuff all the way across the ship into a new bunkroom TOGETHER. Rimmer my man, my guy, my dude, my buddy, you claim that you find Lister to be disgusting, you say that you find him irritating, you say that you can't stand his snoring, and yet you CHOOSE to continue to share a bunkroom with him? Lister, my mate, my lad, you know that you'd prefer to have the bottom bunk because bottom bunks have more space, and you now have the entire ship to yourself, but yet you choose to continue sleeping on the top bunk just to share a room with Rimmer, the man you claim to be the most neurotic git in the universe? Guys they are so gay and in love. I cannot make this shit up.

Reading 'Red Dwarf: Infinity welcomes safe drivers' and this feels oddly specific to mention if Rimmer wasnt gay

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Literally omg

The thing I love about shipping thorin/bilbo or any of the dwarves together is that it canonically makes sense that some dwarves would have male significant others. I think it’s like 1/3 of all dwarves are female? That number may be wrong, but we defintely know dwarrodams are very hard to come by so like… why wouldn’t some of the dwarves be gay? At the very least due to “supply and demand” issues? Homophobia just does not logically make sense looking at dwarven culture.