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Continuous adventures of the MC/Yuu variants #2
[Synopsis]: More shenanigans with the various types of MC/Yuu
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[Valorant x TWST: Agent Deadeye, Agent Yami, and Agent S.Wift]
MC/Yuu Kiritani: What…
MC/Yuu Fabron: The…
[Points their guns at each other.]
MC/Yuu Kiritani: Why are you me? Who sent you?
MC/Yuu Fabron: Nobody. Why are you copying Riftwalker’s style? You seem…Tacky, as the word I’m implying.
MC/Yuu Kiritani: Excuse you! Why are you wearing clothes like that French bastard?
MC/Yuu Fabron: Don’t demean my brother like that.
MC/Yuu Kiritani: BROTHER?!
Miyeon: *Watching the two Valorant MC/Yuu variants fighting*
Deuce: Should we stop them?
Miyeon: Not yet. This is fun watching two different variants from the “same” universe.
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[During towards the end of the Glorious Masquerade Event]
Agent!MC/Yuu: Now this is my kind of fight. *Summons their Tour de Force 2.0 out*
Deuce: Woah, wait! Don’t shoot-
Agent!MC/Yuu: *Shoots at Rollo*
Rollo: *Knocks over unconscious*
Deuce: MC/Yuu!
Agent!MC/Yuu: What? It’s not bullets this time. I came up with tranquilizing pellets. In forms of ammunition.
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[Ramshackle]
MC/Yuu Han: You.
MC/Yuu Fabron: Merde.
MC/Yuu Han: I remember you from last time. You barely shot my ass. Luckily, you missed.
MC/Yuu Fabron: I never miss. You just run away like a little scared child.
MC/Yuu Han: *Scoffs* How old do you think I am?
MC/Yuu Fabron: Same age as me?
MC/Yuu Han: Really? You look like you’re in your mid-30s.
MC/Yuu Fabron: I beg your pardon. When we return to our respective worlds, I would be one to take you out.
MC/Yuu Han: *Scoffs* When you return to your world, tell your Jett it’s her fault for the Venice incident. Thanks to her, my sister is accused for something she never committed.
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[Self-Aware AU x TWST: Gamer MC/Yuu/[Y/N]]
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: *Almost losing a round on Apex*
[lsr69no]: Haha! If you’re female, moan on the mic!
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Why? You can’t hear your mama moan anymore? That’s gross!
[lsr69no]: Shut up!
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Thought so! *Instant kill the other player* Sicko mode.
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MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Fuckin’ creep.
[The First Year gang were watching the whole game on the phone stand.]
Ace: *Wheezing from laughter*
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Ace? You good?
Deuce: He was laughing when you were roasting the other player.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Oh, I thought he was dying. Wait, can you guys die?
Jack: I don’t think so. Unless you delete our coding.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: True, but I’m not that kind of genius.
Ortho: I can ask Nii-san.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: …
The rest of the gang: …
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: …Were you watching the whole time?
Ortho: I was!
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Please don’t tell your brother from what I said and what the idiot commented during the game.
Ortho: Understand! I won’t break the promise.
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[SCP-TWST-2020: Dr. MC/Yuu (SCP!MC/Yuu)]
[Dr. MC/Yuu’s Laboratory/Office]
SCP!MC/Yuu: *Experimenting with SCP-387*
Azul: Good morning, Dr. MC/Yuu.
SCP!MC/Yuu: Oh! You came just in time. I need you to participate in an experiment involving SCP-387.
Azul: Dr. MC/Yuu, I’m afraid I cannot be involved with your work as last time I was here, your Knotty Stalkers almost killed me.
SCP!MC/Yuu: Right, sorry. It confirms no matter what dimension you’re from, you still get affected by the Knotty Stalker.
Azul: *Shivers from the trauma* I cannot forget their beady eyes.
SCP!MC/Yuu: I promise this Safe Class object won’t kill you. It’s just Lego pieces that become sentient after pulling them out of the box and building some parts together with bare contact.
Azul: (c" ತ,_ತ) …
SCP!MC/Yuu: …Fine. I’ll sign a deal with you. A visit to SCP-267 but I’m monitoring since it’s dangerous by surprising items.
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SCP!MC/Yuu: Uhh…Azul? Why did you construct the entire ocean in my lab?
Azul: *Just finished building a statue of the Sea Witch* …I enjoyed the experiment.
SCP!MC/Yuu: *Snaps an image of the whole ocean diorama for logging records* This is a success for today’s experiment. Let’s clean before something happens.
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tinyfantasminha · 1 year
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luxthestrange · 10 months
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TWST Incorrect quotes#533 HE IS MINE
When You Found Out...Some Great Value Corpse Bride took Idia, Ortho didn't have to finish his sentence for your help when you asked him where is the blastcycle Ignyhide was working on
Ortho*Seeing that the school and area are locked down*Everything is locked down! How are we gonna get in?
Yuu*On the Front turning on the blastcycle and telling ortho to put a song...and another that fits the mood*
"F*ck you up! Harveston Hits"-
Yuu*Has hands on the handles looking at the last rescue gang*Buckle up my ortho~WE'RE DOING A SHREK!~
-At the wedding-
Idia*Was putting on his suit and being held to be in place along with Eliza and sobbing that no one is coming to save him, leaning away from Eliza whose puckered lips are going closer to his*
CRAAAAAAASH
Ace*Peeks into the now broken wall hole at the wedding*WE OBJEEECT!?
Yuu*Getting out of the vehicle and jumping on the ground to look at the Ghosts with glaring seething hatred at Eliza*YOU WANT MY HUSBAND...YOUR GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME!?!
Eliza*Rolls eyes and snaps her fingers and points to you signaling her Nanny and Gramps to take care of you all*
You soon enough launch yourself toward one the biggest ghost and...MASSACRETING THEM IN YOUR PATH OF WRATH...
GuardGhost*Frowning*WHAT THE -THEY'RE JUST A HUMAN!*Moves out of the way from a soldier ghost that falls near being chocked by their own ghost tail thingy, grabs him, and pushes him towards the angry human*THEY'RE JUST ONE HUMAN! TAKE CARE OF-*Stops talking when the one SAME ghost was killed in an instant he pushed him their way*
Idia*Taken aback by You easily making your way thru the ghosts*...
Rook*Backs you up but is soon grabbed by you and is used like a bat to hit another ghost*
Yuu*As you get on the dented blastcycle again and drive around the vehicle destroying the cake, tables, and seats on your path you speed up to the altar with an enraged glare at Eliza but stop at the last min, get off punch the last ghost standing on your path, Glaring up at the Ghost Bride*...
Eliza* Looks down at you as you grab Idia and throw him over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and rolls her eyes and huffs*...
Yuu*Looking at her, pointing at Idia's ass and then at self*THIS ASS IS MINE!?!*Slaps Idia's ass to emphasize that*
Idia*Eyes widen and blush as he looks extremely happy thru his eyes*!?!?
Ortho*With the biggest sparkly eyes seeing you carry his big brother and grabbing his hand to take the both of them home*...Can you please really marry my brother...
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I HAVE BEEN HOLDING THIS ONE TILL THE EVENT WENT OUT AGAIN-
You went full ghostbuster on their white tails...
The Guys + Crowley*After witnessing what you did*
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The Men were rendered speechless-
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calciumyum · 2 years
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They are besties! (idea from this post by @poorlydrawnmcyt I love Yuu's hcs so much)
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infinitenicknames · 3 months
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be boop. colored some are for a fanfic i'm working on
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c6-skysyzygy · 3 months
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I’ve been binge watching Love Is War and one of the ongoing bits that’s funny to me is that Ishigami is constantly single and sad about it
and he’s my favorite character so every time he’s like boohoo no one to fall for :( and I’m like yo im right here
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v-anrouge · 2 months
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I think it’s cause when I write x Readers I rarely write from a “Yuu” POV I kinda just… “Person in the World” it
that's interesting:3
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Protocol: Rain Opening 1 Creditless
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honeyuuyuu · 2 years
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F6$! please!
Ask Game!
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linawritesocs · 2 years
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my ocs' wish upon a star voicelines
okay, so. yesterday i suddenly got inspired to write these, but then tumblr crashed right when i finished. and when i was about to try and write them again, my dog got scared for some reason and i had to calm her down and when i finally started writing, the power went out. yeah. so i typed these in my phone's notes app when my phone was this close to dying and i couldn't charge it. the things i do for my ocs.
vance mintberry.
groovy: "you know, i never really found stars that interesting, but now that i'm watching them.. this actually feels kinda calming."
set home: "i'm so happy that i was chosen as a stargazer! i'm so excited, i promise that i'll do my best!"
home idle 1: "deuce-kun sure is working hard! i admire him so much! oh, but of course, i'm working just as hard as him, hehe~"
home idle 2: "i'm a bit tired.. do you mind if i take a short nap next to you? thank you. wait, why are you patting my head? because you're proud of me? o-okay then.."
home idle 3: "about the dance part, don't worry, i have lots of energy and i'm actually pretty good at dancing! so i just know that i'm gonna do well! thank you for caring about me though!"
home idle groovy: "stop asking me to take a break! i'm not overworking myself, i'm fine! look at others, look at deuce-kun, even idia's been collecting wishing stars! so why are you only worried about me? it's like.. it's like you think i'm weaker than others or something."
home tap 1: "trey-kun really wished for a food processor?" *laughs* "that's so much like him! that's our reliable and caring older brother figure.. hey, do you think i'll be able to become like him someday?"
home tap 2: "hearing idia use all that gamer slang makes me remember just how much i liked to use game-related words in my speech.. ugh, just the thought of it makes me cringe. my pre-overblot phase was kinda embarrassing."
home tap 3: "so ortho-kun has been doing all of this for his older brother's sake.. i know how that feels, i have an older brother too. and he also had not the best reputation back when he was a nrc student.. i worry about him sometimes. i wonder how he's doing without me."
home tap groovy: "it's over, huh.. even though i cried a bit, i still had fun. i think i understand myself a little better now. also, sorry for making a scene earlier, i just.. couldn't control myself. hey, i'm fine, i'm fine, you don't have to hug me!"
merrill gardner.
groovy: "hey, even though i don't look so reliable, i'm still your upperclassman. you can always ask me for help or advice, if it's something you don't want to share with heartslabyul students, i'll always be here."
set home: "let's work together to make this year's star send-off the best we've ever had!~" *laughs* "that was my magicam persona's voice. did you like it?"
home idle 1: "you've been staring at me like this for so long, just tell me if you need something. oh, you think i look beautiful in this outfit? thank you, i can't help but agree. this outfit was the only reason i agreed to participate actually, i just knew that i'd look great in it."
home idle 2: "just when i thought that i'm finally free, i have to work with this guy.. i hope the headmaster knew what he's doing when he chose idia for this event. though we both know that he had no thoughts in his head when he made that decision."
home idle 3: "ortho-chan is so cute.. why are you looking at me like that? am i not allowed to call someone cute? listen, if someone asked me who's the better shroud brother, i'd say that ortho-chan is superior. you agree, don't you?"
home idle groovy: "even though vance-chan ended up crying exactly because we worried about him too much, i still want him to rely on me more. he's pushing himself way too hard, he doesn't have to try and prove that he's stronger than we think."
home tap 1: "hey, I don't want to distract you from admiring my looks, but can you go and tell austin-chan that he looks great in his outfit? i just told him that and his reaction was priceless! come on, let's turn this guy into a blushing mess together!"
home tap 2: "what, my wish was too predictable for you? oh, i'm sorry, is being passionate about my hobbies a bad thing? at least my wish wasn't as bad as trey's."
home tap 3: "do you think rsa also had their own star send-off? if so, i wonder what a certain student's wish was. i'm a nrc stargazer, but i still want to fulfill her wish if i can."
home tap groovy: "i'm tired. we can go back to our dorms now, right? wait, am i supposed to give my outfit back? i mean, it's traditional and all. i like it though.. hey, can you distract the headmaster while i leave with it?"
austin valiente.
groovy: "i don't think i'm ready to tell them the truth yet, i'll definitely get in trouble if i do. but.. there's this one person, i think i can trust them with my secret.."
set home: "ugh, do i really have to do this? what's the point of this event, we all know that most students would never give us their wishing stars!"
home idle 1: "stop staring at me already! do you need any- what do you mean, "you look too good in this outfit"?? did merrill make you tell me this? he really just wants to see me suffer.. "
home idle 2: "thankfully, i managed to get most ignihyde students' wishing stars. they're just either too scared of me or they remember how much i've done for them, so they can't say no to me~"
home idle 3: "it's so hard to move properly in these clothes.. i've ended up hitting merrill during dance practice! wait, that was actually kinda funny, you should've seen his face." *laughs*
home idle groovy: "so it was idia who made the stargazer gear.. how can someone like him make such an impressive thing?? this is so humiliating, it should've been me.. no, i'm not jealous or anything! it's just.. never mind."
home tap 1: "wait, if there's only idia's tablet with us, that means i can spend as much time with ortho as i want and idia won't be able to stop me? hey, i just think ortho is nice! it's not like i want to figure out how he works and see what's inside of him.."
home tap 2: "so this whole star send-off thing is pretty much tanabata, right? our events are not that creative, if you think about it.. how do i know about tanabata? um, i just heard you mention it.. oh, i have to go and get that student's wishing star."
home tap 3: "it feels so weird participating in this event with merrill, now that we know he was megu-chan this whole time.. it's even kinda exciting.. s-shut up, i like his photos, but i hate him as a person!"
home tap groovy: "it's finally over. even though the shroud brothers did, like, this whole thing, i want you to remember that the star send-off wouldn't happen without us too. okay, okay, it wouldn't happen without me, i said this only because i want you to praise me. so don't keep me waiting!"
hayden dahl.
groovy: "oh, i'm sorry for making you worry, i just needed to spend some time alone. i get overwhelmed easily when i have to talk to so many people."
set home: "i'm honored to be chosen as a stargazer. i promise i'll work hard to make this star send-off a success.. i hope my fellow stargazers do their best too."
home idle 1: "azul-san has been talking to me about the way octavinelle dorm can profit from this event.. but i just don't feel comfortable with it. is he really okay with using this traditional event for his own benefit?.. why am i even asking, of course he is."
home idle 2: "i hope deuce-kun doesn't end up overworking himself. he really wants the star send-off to happen. hehe, our freshmen are always so passionate and hardworking.. hm? what was i like when i was a freshman? oh, i don't think you'll find my story that interesting."
home idle 3: "i have to really use my brain when i'm getting other students' wishing stars. the way i ask them depends on their personality, my relationship with them, even their interests.. oh, i just know a lot about nrc students! "as expected from an octavinelle student"? haha, yeah, my fellow dorm members are usually very smart.. usually."
home idle groovy: "why did they want me to make a wish? they didn't even want to hear it, they covered their ears so that i won't have to worry about their reactions. did they ask me to do it only because of the event? hanging up my star with everyone else's felt nice though.."
home tap 1: "dance practice is over! i'm a little tired.. what do you mean, "i didn't know you were so bad at dancing"? you watched us this whole time?? well, i- i just- i don't have that much experience! but i'm sure i'll be able to learn how to dance soon! oh, maybe you can teach me?"
home tap 2: "why is everyone's wishes so.. weird? asking them to give me their wishing stars is one thing, but actually hearing their wishes?? i knew that there's something wrong with nrc students, but that's a whole another level! i hate them so much- ah, it's you! how long have you been standing there?"
home tap 3: "i wonder if my family will see me on tv tonight. you think they'll be proud of me?.. honestly, i doubt it."
home tap groovy: "great job, everyone! you all did so well today! i can't wait until the next year's star send-off! now let me just go back to my room.. what's this? you bought me chocolates to thank me for my hard work? um, t-thank you.."
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animusicnerd · 1 year
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I know the fandom jokes about Malleus not getting the memo about twst not being an otome game but hear me out for a sec-
For the life of him, Malleus Draconia does not know what the fuck an otome game is so just imagine him overhearing Yuu say that shit.
Yuu is probably with Idia (bc gamer terminology things) and they’re discussing otome. Yuu brings up bits and pieces of their conversation with Malleus and Idia is like, “Wtf, he sounds like the main love interest” and Yuu is like “ikr”
Cue Malleus leaving and going to Lilia asking if he speaks like the main love interest of an otome before going what is an otome.
Lilia has a field day with this.
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luxthestrange · 1 year
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TWST Incorrect quotes#323 Blue-y Family
Grown-up, Married Life with The Eldest Shroud
Idia*Driving around the road to head to the Animecon, looking back in the review mirror at Grim and His Son in their child safety seats, Smiling at them*
Grim & Idia's Child*Holding hands while swinging their feet synchronized, when they look at one another having the same idea*Two little men in a flying saucer flew around the world one day~They looked left & right but they didn't like the sight~and then they flew away~
Idia's Child*Looks at feels abit confused, hoping he starts first*"What's after two?"
Grim*Feel giddy and starts to sing*three little men~-
Grim & Idia's Child:-in a flying saucer flew around the world one day~They looked left & right but they didn't like the sight~and then they flew away~
Idia*Looking back at them and tapping his finger on the steering wheel to the beat*
Grim & Idia's Child: Four little men in a flying saucer flew around the world one day~They looked left & right but they didn't like the sight~and then they flew away~
Grim & Idia's Child: Five little men in a flying saucer flew around the world one day~They looked left & right but they didn't like the sight~and then they flew away~
Grim & Idia's Child: Six little men in a flying saucer flew around the world one day~They looked left & right but they didn't like the sight~and then they flew away~
Idia*Already frowning but opted not to stop their little concert*...
Much to Idia's chagrin...the boys continued to sing thinking Their Daddy liked it so much...they went to ten little men...but the twins were quiet looking trouble till His son ...jumped a couple numbers and went with twelve little men...Grim happily following
Idia*Sighs in relief when they got quiet after twelve*...aaah~
Grim & Idia's Child:Two little men in a flying saucer flew around the world one day~They looked left & right but they didn't like the sight~and then they flew away~
Idia*Winces with a slumped head*...
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...From a family of blue-ish dogs to a family a blue-ish cat family lovers
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neoaya · 11 months
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Good morning gamers, I'm back and I just got a commission from Akimaki Yuu, the artist behind Foul Detective Satori!
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Behind The Screen
[TWST AU]: Self-Aware AU, but with logical takes.
[Synopsis]: In this timeline, MC/Yuu/[Y/N] was playing TWST one day and then something off-putting happens.
[TW]: Mild cursing
[(A/N)]: I know. This AU has been done multiple times with most of them being…possessive. I decided to try the concept, but with my own take on it. Also MC/Yuu/[Y/N] is around 16-18 years old in this AU.
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MC/Yuu/[Y/N] is just your ordinary gamer who loves the game, Disney: Twisted Wonderland.
They played that game almost everyday ever since it was first released.
They get to experience everything from leveling up the characters (especially their favorites who may or may not be bias towards) to collecting items.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N] fell in love with the storyline and laugh at the humor whenever something ironic and sarcastic happens.
All fun and literal games until one day something happens.
As MC/Yuu/[Y/N] logs into TWST and expected a character greeting them with a gift each day, there wasn’t anybody on the screen.
They thought it’s probably a glitch. It happens.
Shrugging off the weird occurrence, they continue the game as usual, leveling up the characters and winning in battles.
As they were reading through a chapter, something slips up.
Ace Trappola, everyone’s favorite little bastard accidentally mentioned how MC/Yuu/[Y/N] look stupidly cute today with their new haircut.
They freaked out a little.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Okay. I may need more sleep or did I hear Ace right about my looks for today?
Ace: *Sweatdrops*
Deuce: *Whispers* Ace, say your line. You’ll blow our cover.
Ace: *Whispers back* You too, Dunce-face. You’ll get us in trouble.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: …I’m not dealing with this shit.
Ace: No wait-
They exit out of the game and starts texting to a friend of theirs asking advice on what to do with a possibly possessed app game operated by the Japanese branch of the huge corporation.
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[MC/Yuu/[Y/N]’s Bedroom]
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Okay, that’s it. I’m reporting this to the development team and possibly FBI because what kind of sick game is this?
Riddle: No wait! Prefect!
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Don’t “Prefect” me! I know how this shit goes, and it ends badly.
Lilia: Oh dear. You read too many Yandere fics, haven’t you.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: …How do you know that?
Ace: Duh! It’s obvious. We’re in your phone. We sometimes sneak into your search history.
Jack: I’m afraid to ask questions about your…free time.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: You don’t have to know, Jack.
Vil: You need a better wallpaper, honestly. Who edited this abomination?
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Uhh…I did the wallpaper.
Vil: …You need to work on your photoshop skills.
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[MC/Yuu/[Y/N]’s Bedroom]
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: You’re telling me you listened to everything I spoke about this past year?
Riddle: Unfortunately, yes.
Leona: You cursed at us for being “too handsome” and “how stubborn” we can be.
Azul: Let’s not forget you spilled some secrets nobody else would know. You still sleep with a stuffed dolphin after 4.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Luckily nobody ask for my phone.
Kalim: Your world sounds a lot of fun to learn about. I always wonder what it’s like outside with no magic involved.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Believe my words, it’s not pretty.
Vil: I heard you talked about some fashion brands. Louis Vuitton?
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Yeah…That and other brands are expensive as Hell here.
Idia: I was wondering about your Otaku culture…
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Oh! There is enough to talk about with new anime and manga coming out everyday.
Malleus: *Peeks into images of Gargoyles*
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Tsunotarou? What are you doing on Google Images?
Malleus: Oh. Forgive me, Child of Man. I was curious about your device.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Nah, it’s fine. Just be careful when you’re searching for something.
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[MC/Yuu/[Y/N]’s Bedroom]
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: *Fanning over a character* Jesus Christ! I can’t with this guy!
[Insert an image of Yoru from Valorant.]
[(A/N): I couldn’t help myself.]
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Deuce: Huh? Hey, isn’t he from-
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Oh, yeah. I sometimes dabble into Valorant and he’s one of my mains.
Ace: So your type is the edgy bad boy type~?
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Don’t even try, Ace.
Ace: *Threw his hands up in defense* What? It’s not like I can leave here.
MC/Yuu/[Y/N]: Touché.
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mshroom1e · 1 year
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Twst Characters and Cake Messages
The idea suddenly occurred to me. It sounded very funny in my head.
Just some silly headcanons based around some cakes I found on Pinterest
Grim sent this to Kalim after the orientation ceremony:
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He felt very bad after Yuu reminded him what happened to Kalim during orientation
Wanted to apologise and Trey being Trey, suggested he made a cake.
Gave the cake to Kalim after Book 4
He was very happy about it.
Fed Grim some crackers as a thank you.
Silver's cake for Lilia's birthday:
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Silver wanted to do something nice for his dear old dad's birthday. What better way to show someone appreciation than through a cake?
He'd (very badly) made him a cake before and wanted to do it again, hoping his skills had gotten better.
He was about to ice Lilia's age onto the cake but it suddenly occurred to him.
He didn't know Lilia's age.
So he just wrote "You've aged" and hoped for the best.
Lilia laughed out loud after receiving it.
Was very happy and was smiling the whole day.
A cake sent to Yuu from the horse girl himself, Riddle:
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He invites Yuu to come look at the equestrian club since they have yet to join one.
Was going over the basics of mounting a horse with Yuu when it suddenly bit their arm.
Was panicking.
Trey, being Trey, said an apology through a cake would be nice while Yuu was recovering from the massive bite on their arm.
The cake tasted terrible.
Riddle forgot the oyster in dessert thing was a joke.
But hey, its the thought that counts.
A cake from Idia after a game night with Yuu:
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Being a NA ver player, I (sadly) haven't finished book 6 yet and have no idea about what he's like with Yuu all too well.
But I imagine Yuu and Idia have weekly gaming sessions and he's a rage gamer.
When Yuu throws one of those annoying turtle shells at him while he's in the lead, he yells a string of "-insert incoherent game-based insults here-"
Yuu had no idea what any of what he said meant but Idia felt bad afterwards since what he said was very mean.
Ortho suggested the idea as his research showed giving cakes with messages was a very common thing to do with friends.
Sent a cake via a drone all the way to the Ramshackle Dorm as an apology.
The cake was surprisingly really good.
The OB group sent this to Yuu:
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The message speaks for itself.
They're very sorry about the trouble they've caused, especially to Yuu who witnessed every single one (in my brain anyway)
Was made from a box cake recipie because I said so.
Tasted very nice.
A friendly reminder from Azul to whoever owes him anything:
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As soon as I saw this cake, I knew who it was for.
Someone forgot to pay their debt and Jade wanted to make a cake but using mushrooms instead of flour.
Jade got to experiment and neither Floyd nor Azul had to eat it.
It's a win win.
RIP to the person who eats it though.
It's a one-way ticket to triggering your dormant IBS.
Adeuce and Grim trying to help a sad Yuu:
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The trio noticed their best friend Yuu had been feeling sad.
They got the idea from Deuce.
It was half cooked since they all probably suck at cooking.
Triggered Yuu's IBS.
The icing was lumpy and the cake batter was raw but they tried their best.
Everyone was happy at the end. (Except Yuu's stomach)
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what Haikyuu characters smell like
…. because i’m sick of the sandalwood - vanilla bullshit, they're all in high school, they all smell like Axe or sweat
Hinata Shouyou
doesn't shower, but probably still has baby sweat so he doesn't stink
Kageyama Tobio
smells like Nivea cream. Very clean, very nice but also big baby vibes
Tsukishima Kei
showers with what his mom packed him so probably some organic oat-scented shit
Yamaguchi Tadashi
actually cares about his products and smells nice for a teenager but nobody notices
Ennoshita Chikara
Axe. Because everyone is using it, not because he thinks it's cool.
Nishinoya Yuu
doesn't shower. Also Axe.
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
showers sometimes, but only when his sister says that he stinks. Axe.
Azumane Asahi
one of the only people that actually smell attractive. definitely had an Axe phase in middle school tho. 
Sugawara Koushi
the only one on the team with a fresh shirt every practice, smells like fresh laundry
Sawamura Daichi
dad smell, like 3 in 1 hair, body, face and working in the garage
Iwaizumi Hajime
responsible adult, has a nice cologne and doesn't use too much of it, just enough. buys body wash in bulk because it’s cheaper and more convenient.
Oikawa Tooru
smells like everything. has a nice (in his opinion) perfume, strongly scented floral body wash, citrusy shampoo and coconut body butter. he is living his best life but everyone has to deal with his smell that enters the room before he does.
Matsukawa Issei & Hanamaki Takahiro
bought Axe and “manly man” body wash for shits and giggles and “ironically” use them. but in the end they still smell like Axe. also yes they bought one of each and share everything.
Yahaba Shigeru
easily impressed by Oikawa, also experiments with different smells but thankfully he’s more subtle with it
Kyoutani Kentarou
Axe.
Terushima Yuuji
Axe.
Aone Takanobu
nice, subtle scent, smells cozy.
Ushijima Wakatoshi
soap is soap, so also Axe.
Tendou Satori
either washes with just water or has a very specific and complicated hair care routine. there is no inbetween. smells like sandalwood and no one knows why.
Shirabu Kenjirou
Axe.
Daishou Suguru
you would think he’s edgy and different, but deep down we all know he uses Axe.
Miya Atsumu
Axe. He is THE prime Axe user. if someone thinks it's cool and manly it's Miya Atsumu.
Miya Osamu
Axe. but one of the milder ones
Suna Rintarou
doesn’t care. Axe.
Haiba Lev
stole his dads fancy cologne, which would be nice and all if he didn’t shower with a chocolate-scented body wash.
Kozume Kenma
long haired gamer. doesn’t shower. probably borrows deodorant from someone on the team because he didn’t pack any and doesn’t care how he smells. so Axe.
Yamamoto Taketora
doesn’t shower. Axe.
Kuroo Tetsurou
token “manly highschooler smell”. overuses Calvin Klein cologne. but shower gel? Axe. ironically watches the alpha male self care routines but secretly notes the shit down.
Yaku Morisuke
buys his products in those mom shops, all his products smell nice like lavender, jasmine or cotton and are vegan, clean and non-gmo.
Akaashi Keiji
takes care of himself. uses basic products, but has a separate product for everything, doesn’t believe in the 3 in 1 (actually uses a conditioner and face wash). smells like he showers regularly so the rest of the team is greatly impressed.
Bokuto Koutarou
Axe. douses himself with the deodorant. definitely had a tutti frutti phase in the past 2 years.
Sakusa Kiyoomi
rubbing alcohol, uses only hypoallergenic, non-scented products.
Yachi Hitoka
bought a strawberry-scented soap because it looked really cute. doesn’t like the scent at all but still uses it because she is anxious to tell her mom to get her a new one.
Shimizu Kiyoko
smells very feminine, uses fancier brands with floral smells.
Ukai Keishin
cigarettes. bought cologne to impress women but rarely uses it.
Takeda Ittetsu
laundry detergent. always has clean clothes and changes often.
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