#GOD THE MAKEUP WAS SO COOL
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fun fact of the morning is that to me Tarre Vizsla was a cringefail jedi twink so horribly bad at jedi-ing that he did an accidental 180 and became Mand'alor
man's could not find a lightsaber crystal for his goddamn life, so much so that a mandalorian deity had to come and help out
then he crashed in someones backyard destroying half their tuber harvest when he took a wrong turn after going home from a bandomeer agricorps summit
the shame is too big so he ditches everything and becomes a weaver for a like year
only after that year does he even realize he landed himself in karking mandalorian space (the weaver he holes up at is an old lady and doesn't wear armor so he just never noticed)
meanwhile everyone back at the temple just assumed he died
over his year as weaver-apprenticing he also did odd little jobs here and there around the village. mostly helping people with paperwork and taxes and how to price grain to sell the next city over
which gets him implicitly elected like mayor of that village (mostly because no one else wants to do the paperwork)
which is how he, a failed jedi that crashed in someones backyard and just wallowed in shame ever since somehow is made to attend a city/region council as representative of that village (it is there that he realizes that wtf that's too many mandalorians for this to just be coincidence. those CANNOT all be bodyguards) (yes he had stereotypes)
still, apparently he is one of them now
(he is standing there like 🧍🏻 the only one in the room without any armor to speak)
but also definitely the only one with a single political bone in him (it was forcibly installed in him by the temple's teachers). and also the knowledge of How To Do Taxes (that and he weaves a mean rug)
which once again gets him elected representative of that council as well
so now he has to go to a House meeting in a month
(which is bad, he has a deadline on a new tapestry that needs to be done by then can't they just postpone? also what is a House and why do they have meetings)
the lady weaver who kinda just is his adoptive mom now just laughs and pats him on the head and tells him he'll figure it out. but oh maybe he should wear some armor for that one, House meetings have a tendency to get wild and many things are settled over honor duels. and the city/region he's representing sure would like for their needs to be defended.
meanwhile Tarre is panicking because the one thing he was worse at at Jedi School than actually being a jedi was lightsabering
he's decent at hand-to-hand but that was NOT worth any points in the eyes of the Battlemaster
(turns out he shouldn't have worried. 'decent at hand-to-hand' for an old republic jedi still meant 'kriffing lethal' in comparison to everyone else.)
his region's demands have never been represented better
especially since he also does know the maths to make it work in the long run.
that gets him noticed by the like son or heir or whatever of the Head of the House, who promptly makes Tarre his right hand (Tarre agreed to it either while drunk -- he is a sad drunk and JEdi aRE SupPOseD To hELP aaaaaaaa -- and was guilttripped into it OR he misunderstood the assignment to be a weaving commission)
(because, in Tarre's mind, that IS still his day job)
and so on and so forth it spirals out of control farther and farther until one day he is there helping represent the mandalorian side in a trade dispute with the republic and the other side have jedi with them (ofc) and he is one again just doing his best statue impression trying not to be noticed only he forgot that mandalorians announce themselves and their whole allegiance and lineage in front of everyone so he gets first-name-last-named by his new boss in front of his old boss and it does horrors to his nerves that much is certain
only the jedi just kinda squint and then leave it uncommented so he thinks he's safe until HIS OLD MASTER JUST TELEPORTS STRAIGHT INTO THE DINNER ROOM DEMANDING TO KNOW WHY HE WASN'T THERE FOR THE LAST TWELVE LINEAGE DINNERS
#is this about one of my many wips? yes it is#cringefail jedi tarre for thw win#i have had enough of all those edgy and cool and imposing and competent tarres out tgere#this one gets called 'my little creature' by his master and he thinks its the best nickname ever#fay calls him that because by god his genetic makeup is an affront to every biologist#they just put a good dozen species in a blender for that one and called it a day#he has so many eye problems (being part chiss part miraluka part keshian and part whatever else will do that to you)#the reason there is no surviving moniker for him is because everyone later on assumed 'Mand'alor the Weaver' was a mistranslation#and just scratched it out#but he was a weaver! it was the handiwork he learned!! he was proud of it#(his jedi master standing in the corner shaking her head like)#anyways yeah thats this#me writing#random boli thoughts#star wars#tarre vizsla
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I hope you don’t mind me putting a TBP headcannon, but Vance, Robin and Gwen played tea party.
Gwen puts makeup and costumes on the boys and they talk with a British accent
When Finney and Bruce entered her room, he will see Vance, who has messy blue eyeshadow, messy red lipstick and a purple feather boa, and Robin, who has too much pink blush, smudged mascara and a crooked sun hat, and the baseball boys tried not to laugh at them
Gwen would have so much fun playing dress up with Vance and Robin, both because they have such pretty long hair she can play with lmao
I don’t really know how to draw makeup so I did my best ,’:> but I think the sparkly blue eyeshadow was my favorite part though!
#pippi art#the black phone fandom#the black phone#gwen blake#vance hopper#robin arellano#gwen blake fanart#vance hopper fanart#robin arellano fanart#Vance is not good with kids however he thinks Gwen is cool and he likes makeup so I think he’d do okay in this situation#Robin on the other hand. he would twitch and move a lot while Gwen is trying to apply makeup#Bruce and Finney just curiously peaking in because they heard Gwen’s awful British accent that I did not draw but y’all can imagine#god I hate drawing backgrounds and I’m sorry for the atrocious wallpaper 😭#I had to go with the theme#Gwen would own that crown because she’s a QUEEN‼️‼️‼️#I also think Gwen would embroider things and just make really fun crafts#she’s an artist if you will#but yeah! thanks for sending this headcanon! ^^#it was really fun to draw#a little challenging but fun :D
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my gal killa
yas slay🗣️
#idk bro i spent like an hour and 20 minutes on this#honest to god i keep forgetting to draw her vitiligo every fucking time and its so stupid because i finish and then i REMEMBER#im writing this at like 11 am and will not post it til 9 pm because. the dndads fans are only active st night#timezones😒#ANYWAYS YES HERES EVERYONES FAVOURITE LADIEEEE#the shading is lousy the backgrounf is lousy the hair id lousy but atp who fucking cares#killa demall fans are desperate for content#..i would know.#tempted to draw cool ass makeup on her#brb#noo haha jk i didnt do it i prepared for my history exam#anyways lets do the normal tags now#dndads#dungeons and daddies#killa demall#fuck willy stampler
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The only Bleach timeline where I'd approve of Mayuri dying instead of Nemu is whereupon becoming a fully realised soul, Nemuri takes over as squad 12 captain and in order to cope with the grief of losing Mayuri, she discovers he had his genetic structure uploaded somewhere and she makes a whole new Mayuri (who goes by Mayu) and he's not his fully realised self yet but a continuation of his former selfs legacy, the goal to perfect artificial soul technology. Thereby ensuring a never-ending cycle of Mayuri + Nemu, then Nemuri + Mayu.
Whenever one dies, the other becomes their full self and gets to work rebuilding the other in a half realised form.
#bleach#kurotsuchi mayuri#kurotsuchi nemu#nanagao nemuri#nanagao mayu#Linked by shared destiny and ouroborous cycles the creator becomes the creation and vice versa#key to note that Mayu isn't like Nemu. hes not stoic and cool. hes just a halfbaked version of his full self.#so imagine Captain Nemuri being stoic and calm but clearly a bit unethical and slightly unhinged in her own right#and next to her is her ill tempered son who has a god complex and hes not got all the whacky makeup or outfits yet. hes just A Guy.#and hes still mean to Nemuri but in the way a son is mean to their mother. and she hardly responds to it.
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fuck offfff poor audio processing makes ppl flirting with me so stupid they'll be like hey you're pretty and I'll go ah 👍😐. or omg yeah! 🤘 or i just laugh bashfully without even knowing what they said until like a minute later. help help my default responses are making people confused and unsettled. and those are the same responses i give when ppl talk shit about me too it's not good
#ah 👍😐ahaha☺️yeah🙂#met a girl in my childrens lit and bio class who called me beautiful (n) and love (n) and like we have said 2 sentences to each other#i dont thiiiiiiiink it was flirting? but my response was still the 'ok 🙂'#come ON man get it together#the other day the cafeteria guy. oh god the poor cafeteria guy. im so glad he thought i was cute bc i was failing that interaction so so bad#it's actually sickening. just blank staring and hm-whuh?? huh? oh sorry um. [doesnt answer question]#agonizing experience only to get the worst saddest chicken nachos of my life. yhey were so bad#like just staring at him trying to figure out how to ask for food and form sentences for like 40 secs per thing#yk like 4 little tub things. with food and sauces and stuff. head in my hands ughhh embarrassing#not his fault i dont think but somewhere in the middle of that he told me i have a pretty face and i think i just said like#'oh yeah' [actively mid-turn to my friend] [kind of half process it after] 'ahahha aww. thanks! (delayed)'#anyway if i was not mentally tapped out all the live long day a girl telling me 'move over beautiful' woulda like. destroyed me goodstyle#but again it doesnt sink in so like. it didnt. anyway if you're that girl ummm sorry lol not your fault#also your makeup is cool go crazy. if we become friends you will experience this more so. prepare#just. dying. tbf i'd been wandering underprotected in like 12°F weather for 20 minutes so my brain was like. reeling#wuhh-uhbuwhah? wh- ... OH oh yeah uh um like x and y are the (so true) um the. yeah 👍👍#<- average you telling me things irl moment
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i feel like a lot of activism these days is way too "aesthetically pleasing". like i understand why infographics look like that so their information is clear and easily understandable to people encountering it for the first time but idk i just feel very alienated by posts about trans activism and mental health awareness that are using the same visual language as makeup ads and corporate powerpoints. give me my messy diy "fags supporting dykes" punk signs back idc if it makes it more uncomfortable to put on your instagram story
#this post is ok to rb but as soon as it breaches containment enough for people to start discourse im turning reblogs off#so everyone be cool#there's this one specific social justice instagram account my friends keep reposting#and it feels like such a petty thing to be annoyed by bc i genuinely agree with most if not all of their sentiments#however. every post has some makeup look on it and the same aesthetically pleasing background and font#which i will even admit looks pretty!! and honestly why not make your activism posts into art!!#god knows i have!!#but idk there's something very uncomfortable about it to me?? like it feels designed to be used by liberals#to show how progressive they are#and even the ''ugly'' punk-looking posts i see are still very toothless and performative#''we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn'' type shit#idk what alternative i'm looking for. i'm just very tired
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is it cringe that i've picked out the exact outfit i wanna buy to wear to go see saw x
#🔆#i kinda wanna get some black lipstick to go with it so i can look. cool and goth.#i don't really know how to do makeup but by god will i try so that i can look cool
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I saw The Barbie Movie tonight and. I don't know. It is very beautiful, but I didn't really like it. And then I got to my parents for the night and watched The Imitation Game with my dad and now I'm super depressed.
#the barbie movie was... funny? in some parts and I laughed at the very last gynocology joke#but... this whole great ~women~ story did not feel like it was about me#and i knew the moment i saw the girl in all black she would be in pink by the end and she was#and weird barbie was a joke the whole movie and barbie only had her makeup off when she was supposed to be ugly crying#and the 'men things' included a lot of things I like? so I guess they're bad? idk#I don't know. it was just not a movie made for me or about me#and then god. the imitation game is a cool story about a very cool thing (the beginning of computers)#but it's also about a very horrific tragic thing (a gay man being destroyed by society and then killing himself)#and apparently the combination of watching a very popular movie imply that people like me are weird or should change or are bad#and then watching a movie about someone like me have his life fall apart and then end up alone and kill himself... was not a good one
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1) a reminder that just bc someone cosplays a character doesn’t mean they condone that character’s actions
2) this cosplay gave me so much gender euphoria like i legitimately teared up lol
he’s still unfinished, but here’s an oberon cosplay lmao. i actually made the outfit for a high school sewing project 2 years ago, then i dropped out so. i just… never bothered to do the cosplay xD so he’s here now!! this is actually my lucy wig and i didn’t want to cut that and not be able to use it for her, i know it isn’t styled for him “-_- i’ll finish making his crown and wings soon and i’ll buy a wig for him once they’re finished, but for now i’m actually pretty satisfied with how it came out??
i still hate him as a character, obviously, but i always liked his design and he gives me a lot of gender envy. plus, this is kinda like another way for me to take away the power from my trauma, i guess? this and my titania cosplay mean a lot to me for that reason.
#i guess this is more of a costest than a cosplay to be fair#i just got super dysphoric tonight and my ggo kirito doesn’t fit anymore and he was my comfort cosplay#so i just… found the only other dude cosplay i have lmao#also nobody taught me how to do eyeshadow so i kinda just learnt myself and this is like the 4th time i’ve done my eyeshadow so like.#idk i’m happy with how my makeup looks and it doesn’t make me feel too feminine which is nice#i would have tried contour but i have no contour. *cries*#also if/when i cosplay him again i’ll swap out my jewellery for gold stuff i just have no gold lip rings lol#also also i'm holding my arm like that because i was trying to cover my chest okay skxvsksvx#also also also my nose is red because i got makeup in my piercings and theyre irritated#can you tell i'm rambling in these tags bc i'm nervous to post this#this isnt me condoning his actions okay i despise this character. i think he looks cool.#i posted this on instagram and i'm terrified to get any comments on it i have to post it here now oh god
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I know pretty well that feminism wasn´t that great at this time and I hate that but please excuse me if I tell you I wanna live like an Jane Austen character. I wanna read pretty books, being abble to speak three languages, taking long walks, playing an instrument, pressing flowers, writing letters, waltzing in beautiful ballrooms to classical music, having thoughtful conversation and let it be my only problem to find a husband. I mean, you would have so much freetime, and you can practically do whatever you want, and you have siblings and parents and friends you really care for and people just inviting you over for three of four months in their london house and you have nothing to pay. You´re only crying, if your sister is sad and every other time of your life you´re so damn happy.
Why can´t we please have this?
#jane austen#regency era#i wanna be there#hate it here#why am i born in this century#i mean i wouldn´t want to live in the middle ages#but like greek a century before christus#it feels like the half of the gods there were gay#so they at least didnt have the problem that there where idiots that didnt wanted to tolerate people who only wanted to love who they want#and i mean#is our generation stupid or something?#because in every century they did deep conversations about everything and we only care for how much makeup you wear and how “cool” you are
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once again thinkin about revisiting the idea of putting together a satyr ren faire outfit now that I know how to sew and make props and stuff, and while it will inevitably be nyssa inspired now that I have a specific satyr oc to draw inspiration from, it can't be a full cosplay of her specifically cause she's an herbivore and when I go to the ren faire eating a turkey leg is half the point
#not that avoiding any use of leather in my outfit wouldn't also be kind of an interesting challenge to me tbqh#on the other hand I have these leather belt pouches and by god I'm gonna use em the ONE PLACE I can#but perhaps... I will be more inclined to design the wardrobe around the color pink than I ever would have been otherwise 😌🌸#I went as a satyr in like 2009 and it was Just Okay#although.... I was actually really excited about it until my then boyfriend made me feel really self conscious about it :')#he kind of... how do I put this. tried to gently indicate to me that it was not very good I guess#we were meeting another friend of his and he was talking about how SHE had like beautiful handmade fairy wings and stuff#like-- by contrast? like those were the standards to aim for#okay well. sorry if I'm embarrassing you but this isn't even Really Your Thing ANYWAY and I have three dollars so what do you want from me#I guess I could just wear a tee shirt and ball cap and merely affably humor the entire concept of a ren faire like the cool kids do :)#ANYWAY now I'm married to someone who wants to get into fantasy sfx makeup to better cosplay dnd characters together 😌#so much of life is about finding people who are on the same wavelength of weird that you are man#about me
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desensitizing myself to needles by watching piercing videos so i can actually get the balls to get my own piercings
#i want piercings so bad i am just a little bitch when it comes to needles#nurses despise me becasue no matter how hard i try i literally cannot sit still if im getting a shot or iv#its not even a conscious thing if i know a needle is going into me i will fucking squirm and i cant control it lmao#but i want piercings. so many.#specifically want snake bites god i love those#but. big fucking needle. right where i can see it. going into my mouth. bad.#same thing w/ tattoos but theres a few more reasons im hesitant to get those#god i want snake bites though like top 10 things i wanna get before i die#they look so COOL i really want rings specifically bc i love how those look#also like how eyebrow piercings look but dont think i could get those#because if theres one thing i hate more than needles its shit being near my eyes#i cannot use contacts or eyedrops and doing makeup is hell!#shut up virgil#its. 2am. i should not be awake i have to do shit tomorrow.#oh well
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anime con tmrw anime con tmrw anime con tmrw I am vibrating with excitementtttttt
#i did not have time for angel wings for my cosplay but thats ok ! its alright !#my wig looks so fkn good im so excited#and my makeup is gonna be so awesome im so excited so so so excited imma buy so much cool shit oh my god
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yknow bad mood cancelled. I’m so fucking excited for set it off
#I was just scrolling through their ig and I’m actually so stoked#plus I’m doing the vip??? I’ve never done a vip before but I was convinced to join the girl I’m with who is also doing it#I don’t even know what to do in a vip it’s honestly kinda stressful just thinking about it but still. God.#I’m making some kandi in case people at the show bring bracelets bc I don’t wanna be the person with nothing to trade back#and I’ve got my outfit picked out and my makeup planned#and since I’m going with two adults a decade older than me they’ve done all the planning so I don’t even have to stress about that!#shoutout to them fr like idk if it’ll be awkward but it means I’m not navigating around van all by myself#(which I may have to do for the mbmbam show… sigh. I need friends who like more podcasts)#anyway. I’m so excited the setlist is banger after banger and I just know the show is gonna fuck so hard#sio has been one of my favourite bands for years so getting to see them live is actually so cool I’m so stoked
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