“before i go, i’d just like to say– phil, it was an honor to watch you just deep dick that watermelon” HELP???😭😭
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Aizen in prison thinking of Ichigo: 🤬 damn that infuriating man
Aizen out of prison, seeing Ichigo: 🥺 Ichigo...
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Send “✖” If you think that I’m playing my character properly.
((Uh -- afjha;sjkfh;kjhd;asjfh;skjfhsd;kfjahs))
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly:
-"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES"
-"there must be like… infinite sentences"
-"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
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Second day of 2024 and already at my fucking limit
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