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welivetodream · 6 months

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Headcanon (spoilers S5!!!): The reason we don't see Dazai being suicidal (I don't remember a single suicide joke in S5) anymore is because during his time in prison he had therapy sessions with Fyodor and started to change for better. That is why he says to Fyodor "You can't kill me" because he doesn't want to die anymore. It's Dazai showing his appreciation for the therapy sessions by killing Fyodor. What a wonderful friendship.

#i am just kidding lol #imagine Fyodor actually having genuine therapy sessions with Dazai but he is not qualified to be a therapist #Fydor: the first thing you can do is look into your heart....#Dazai: do you think we really exist?#Fyodor: wtf you mean by that Dazai-kun #Dazai: maybe we both are just hallucinations that are talking to eachother #Dazai: maybe we are two butterflies that think they are humans #Dazai: maybe we don't exist and are in a simulation #Fyodor: hello yes can you please send his Ex here I can't deal with this anymore #bsd #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #bsd fyodor #dazai osamu #fyodor dostoevsky #bungou stray dogs dazai #bungou stray dogs fyodor #fyozai #bsd spoilers #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #bsd season 5

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