Sanji would have made a good Shirohige Pirate.

I genuinely believe that.

If a subordinate captain rescued him and Zeff and told Sanji all about Thatch and his cooking and how much care he puts into his food? Sanji would have liked to meet him and Zeff having just lost a leg and realistically he's in no shape to take care of the brat. He loves him and Sanji loves him back so the captain promises to come back with whoever's denden number because there might be a quick scuffle over the kid.

Marco gets first dibs on the kid as the Chief Medical Officer and first notes that he's too skinny for him to have just been starving on the rock. He writes up a meal plan for Thatch to make for the kid and goes to pat Sanji and notes the immediate flinch. Now Marco has to figure out how to do a psych eval without the kid knowing it's a psych eval because Sanji is tight lipped except for talking about Zeff.

White Beard would love the kid because he's got a mouth and even though he's scared shitless he's not afraid to bite. He's so desperate for love and White Beard is known for making kids live him but Sanji needs comfort and held and he's just small that he fits so wonderfully on White Beard's shoulders.

Thatch gets a new shadow in his galley. Sanji is talented and hard working. He tells Sanji all about being the fourth commander and the head cook for the fleet. He follows Marco's meal plan for Sanji and explains to him the reason he's making it the way he is, the care he's putting into it, the nutrition behind it. Sanji hangs onto his every word.

He visits Zeff, helps him out as he grows but he's a Shirohige Pirate and wears a patch on all his chef coats and has a tattoo on his hand that's how devoted he is. He doesn't use his hands to fight, still takes after Zeff with his fighting style which is encouraged.

When he meets Ace he's not happy he's being held prisoner but he did try to assassinate the old man. He hates the memories it brings up so he makes sure to feed Ace plenty and Thatch teases him about flirting with the enemy. Sanji is flushed and stuttering and White Beard is absolutely laughing at him and leave him alone, old man!

When Ace joins officially finally they throw a party. Again when Ace comes up as the second commander. He tells Sanji all about his brothers, Foosha, meeting Shanks. Sanji tells him about Zeff and growing up with the fleet in exchange.

He actually becomes the main cook for Ace and when Thatch dies? He's absolutely bitter about it and joins Ace in his hunt, he gets dropped off at Baratie suddenly half of Baratie is destroyed and there, in all his straw hat glory is Luffy. Sanji is worried about the New World. He knows Ace and having just seen Luffy he calls Marco to update his will immediately.

The coyotes staff and players were still on the ice 50 minutes after the game ended handing out sticks and hats to fans 😭

HI THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRY SOME MORE 😭😭😭

I've talked too much about WASP mom arizona and not nearly enough about built jock who graduated ASU with a mech engineering degree arizona

okay so thinking about the greys episode where most of the staff accidentally eats edible cookies and this happening in the greys x tlou au world lmfao. imagine the residents (ellie, dina, jesse) trying to take care of their high as fuck attendings (maria, tess, joel, tommy, bill) after a parent gives them to tommy and he leaves them in their lounge

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What’s the farthest you’ve traveled out of your hometown? My sis is currently on her way to Washington D.C for a field trip, we live in Ohio and from here it’s about a 9 hour drive

A few different directions. I live in the very NW parts of Washington State, and I've been down to Arizona a few times in my life-- about 22-24 hours worth of driving. That's probably the furthest distance-wise I've been. (Although I also used to live in Texas, I am taking this question in relation to where I live currently.)

I've been pretty high up into B.C. (Canada) a few times as well, and into the islands too where ferrying can take quite a few hours.

Oh! And in about a month, I will be visiting two states I've never been to before-- Into Montana and Wyoming to visit family. Really excited to go through the Rockies, I've only ever seen them from a distance in Idaho. This will be the second longest distance traveled for me, as it takes about 16-17 hours to get to our Wyoming destination.

I probably elaborated a little more than you asked for, but I really love traveling!

weird grief of finding out from my mom that our larger family doesn't actually think i'm a failure, they're just all mystified about why i haven't monetized any of my art forms yet and i'm like man idk what to fucking tell you

If you lay down all of humanity's music in waveforms, just on top of each other like infinite tracks in Audacity, I bet it would look alive. Look at the trunk, some basic pattern for drums or claps reaching far deep into the past. Look at the branches. Look at the leaves, the fruit. See branches intersecting one another, and how far a little sapling has come from the roots that nurtured it.

They do this to me

i tried turning off the ceiling fan in my room for a couple minutes and it got so oppressively hot in here it was suffocating . wtf

@forlorn-kumquat replied to your post “Writing a Phoebe/Coop fic and like. Can I mention...”:

Did she like him, or did she just like what he represented in her life: safety, stability, normalcy? Cause I think Phoebe's time with Cole has her so messed up that she would have latched onto any reasonably normal guy who wasn't trying to kill her and her family

Okay, so the context (and sneak peak, I guess) is Phoebe and Coop are discussing how she wasn't willing to be with Coop until she finds out about the future. Phoebe brings up how everytime she pursued the love she wasn't "suppose to," aka Cole and Miles, it goes poorly and her family is hurt in the crossfire. It's not- Okay, well, it wasn't intended to be a very in-depth thing bc it's just a oneshot that's gotten out of control on me again, but I realized that parallel between Phoebe's relationships with Cole and Miles and am kinda liking the idea of third time the charm-ing it, tbh. (I also bring up Dex, bc like I said! This is getting out of control on me again!)

She doesn't really delve deep into that relationship, so it's kinda your mileage may vary on that but here's the lines about it:

" I thought that it was just because it was Cole. But then I fell for someone I wasn’t supposed to be with, Miles, and I thought that I could change his fate. I thought I was supposed to change his fate, and instead I hurt my family again."

Idk, did that make sense? Any input is greatly appreciated!!

Bites you bites you bites you

“ Ouch-Ouch-Ouch— ! ”

“ Just kidding, I don’t really feel anything in that arm. . ”

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Jets admin u will have HELL TO PAY FOR THIS CAPTION!!!!!

ppl will be like at least we don't have cockroaches in AZ 🙄 mf!! you basically have super-sized cockroaches that can & will hurt you AND are much more likely to hide in your shoes. hard pass!

just learned the area where my favorite piercing place is located is overflowing with sex traffickers <3 god forbid women have anything

hey google is it normal to move away from a state you've been in your whole life and to a vastly different one (different landscape/wildlife/climate) and feel so incredibly viscerally homesick that you watch videos/listen to the sounds of the animals in that place and cry your eyes out