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#Fuck the 6 monsters on the SCOTUS
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“They’re not pro-life. You know what they are? They’re anti-woman.” 😡
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thefirsthogokage · 3 years
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I try to stay away from US government news because it makes me remember I have lost all hope.
With that said, I saw something today I didn't mean to.
The US Supreme Court is a piece of shit. If they aren't going to expand the court, they need to remove Kavanaugh and Barrett. Neither one of them are qualified to do the jobs they were appointed to, and Kavanaugh wasn't fully investigated.
Also, that bastard who's wife played a role in the 1/6 insurrection needs to be removed,and that liberal judge needs to fucking retire.
Our whole country is fucked.
My heart goes out to the people in Texas who are most effected by SCOTUS having a majority of Monsters.
I hate this country's lack of humanity.
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lenin-it-to-win-it · 7 years
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tagged by @theseerofdoomisunaltered
(i did this yesterday so im gonna answer the questions but im not gonna write new ones/tag anyone)
1. does jumin han is gay ? idk if this is a kpop or mystic messenger meme and at this point i honestly dont care (also sidenote is mystic messenger still a thing? i havent seen shit about it on my dash in months, i guess its dead now)
2. what’s the juiciest hentai you’ve ever seen? everytime i look in the mirror daddy ;))))
3. can u shove a whole bag of jellybeans up ur ass? i have approximately 7 up my ass rn if that answers ur question
4. can u name 4 people who u think would have sex with u? uhhhh, you mean like the entire united states supreme court ;))))))? SCOTUS, more like SCROTUS by the time i was thru with them 
5. u have to choose between eliminating all species of dog or all species of cat. which? IM ELIMINATING THIS QUESTION FROM MY BRAIN BC IM NOT A MONSTER 6. press the jesus button? i am a good christian child of jesus and my nipples ARE jesus buttons 7. who is best girl? britney bitch 8. create discourse. i dont care how just do it. its not even a question just fucking do it the moon landing was faked on the sun which is actually connected to the earth and is new mexico 9. are u a filthy sinner? only if rubbing my jesus button nipples counts as sinning 10. if you could have the opposite of a hero’s power, what would it be? (ex. aquaman, you’d have fire powers or smth.) the opposite of batman bc he doesnt have powers so if i had the opposite i’d have ALL the powers
11. your name is jonjon mandingo. you have become rich through selling flimsy but delicious corndogs in boxes on several thousand vending machines spread across america, sweden and india. your monthly income has come, but your maid, evelyn, has quit. little does evelyn know that you have been storing all your monthly income in a shoebox just underneath the third cinderblock that makes up the wallgate surrounding your house. you are enjoying a tasty cake when she hands u her resignation, signed in pretty pink paper. u laugh her away. evelyn drives her Ferrari away. little does she know she has driven away from the highest paying job in her life. you phone your partner in business, lawrence hinajosa. you begin to have a jovial talk about golfing. lawrence comes up with a new idea–using the corndogs like golf clubs and starting a put-put golf franchise. wowed by his amazingness, you decide to gather the money from the shoebox. you dig up the dough and place it an envelope. you take the pink paper evelyn handed her resignation in and write a note to lawrence on the back. you mail it to lawrence and await a response.
two weeks pass. your house has cultivated into a mess thanks to evelyn’s absence. each day you wait for lawrence to return your calls. the corndog put-put gold franchise won’t just launch itself. you are laying on the couch, watching tv and using a golden backscratcher to rub at your ass. suddenly, you feel very scared. you walk outside and see a Ferrari parked at the curb, but you do not own a ferari, you own a Lamborghini. you disregard this in favor of digging up the shoebox. the money has been replaced, but how, you have no idea. bewildered, you walk back inside, but you suddenly feel extremely ill. you make a dash to the trashcan to throw up, only to see the remains of the tasty cake you’d been enjoying when evelyn had resigned, considering you no longer had a maid to take out the garbage. there is something sticking from the cake. it is a pink slip of paper.
you think you have been poisoned.
a moment later, you feel the cold presence of a freshly unboxed corndog press against your neck, and the familiar voice of evelyn behind you saying “lawrence has sent me.” the only weapons you have in your hand are a golden backscratcher and the tv remote.
what do you do?
trick question i think therefore i am and evelyn clearly wasnt thinking when she decided to fuck with me therefore she doesnt exist and i cant fight a nonexistent threat
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