obi-wan: aaah, finally. i have time all to myself
anakin and ahsoka, barging into his home: prepare for trouble!
obi-wan, already feeling a headache coming on: well, it can't get worse than you two—
luke and leia: and make it double!
obi-wan: oh great heavens
*meanwhile cody from the kitchen*
cody: cyare, if anyone else walks through those doors, i will get violent
fives and echo: *crawls in through the window*
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Rex: Are you sure, your general is okay with us joining the mission?
Cody: Why wouldn’t he be?
Rex: …ehh Cody… maybe your sunglasses are tinted a little too dark. Perhaps you should take them off and look around
Cody: *raises a brow and takes them off to do that:
Fives and Echo are shooting at Waxer and Boil with water guns,
Ahsoka is hissing at Anakin, who splashed water in her eyes for trying to drag him back into the sand,
Kix and Helix bury Jessie and Gregor in sand,
Tup, Oddball and Wooley eat snacks and watermelons on a blanket.
Cody: *looks back at Rex* I don’t know what you mean. This is completely peaceful-
Fives: ECHO WE ARE IN THE SAME TEAM
Echo: BOIL TOLD ME YOU ATE MY SNACKS!?
Fives: HE IS THE ENEMY. I D-DIDN't uh -
Echo: You are a terrible liar. WAXER, BOIL GET HIM
Fives: I WILL REMEMBER THIS. JESSE I NEED BACKUP!
Jesse: Can’t right now, vod. This is relaxing
Gregor: Alright Helix get me out. I am gonna show them how real fun looks-
Helix: *grins like a devil* There is no way you will get out
Jesse: uhhh Kix… could you help us-
Kix: Sorry, Jesse but this is for the best of you two *grabs his water gun and runs towards Fives with Helix *
Gregor: H-Hey! Where are you going?!
Jesse: Come back here you little shit!! KIX!!!!
Wooley: Heeee-EYYYY! WATCH WHERE YOU ARE RUNNING
Tup: My snacks :(
Oddball: HIS KRIFFING SNACKS YOU MORONS! *loads Watergun and shoots at Helix*
*a water battle breaks out but once Obi-Wan steps close they all freeze*
Obi-Wan: Oh no, no. Please. Enjoy your time
Fives: Uhhh…
Anakin: Master! Ahsoka-!
Ahsoka: Master! Anakin-!
Anakin & Ahsoka: *glare at each other*
Obi-Wan: *sighs*
Cody:… *grabs his water gun and shoots at Obi-Wan *
Everyone: *shocked*
Obi-Wan:…
Cody: …
Obi-Wan: *grins wide and throws a water balloon at Cody* You shouldn’t have done this, my dear.
Cody: *laughs* Oh really? You better run, Obi-Wan. Boys! Blast him!
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I know people like to say that Echo is the mature and quiet one in the Batch, always staying focused and all but like
Don’t tell me he wasn’t a dramatic bitch back in the 501st, his brother is fucking Fives, man.
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Echo and Fives somewhere messing around
Fives: you think if we commit treason, we can get away with it?
Echo: …
Fives: …
Echo: …
Fives: I mean like … what's the worst that could happen?
A few days later
Fives and Echo standing across Palpatine's corpse while Commander Fox is unconscious beside him
Echo: this is unfortunate
Fives: yep
Echo: …
Fives: …
Echo: we’re running away, aren’t we?
Fives, who’s slung Fox over his shoulder into a fireman carry: can’t be caught with this scandal
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Fives: Genera!!! Which one of us is better looking, me or Echo?
Anakin: Ummmm uh....
Echo: He's going to say me Fives.
Fives: No he's not, he'll say me
Anakin looking around trying to avoid choosing: Ummm I choose....Rex
Fives and Echo: What?!?!
Rex from the other side of the room: Pshh, like it was ever a competition
Rex is one of, if not the prettiest clone in the garrison.
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if Fives didn't die
based off something I saw that I reblogged
Fives: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.
Fives: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.
*Echo is searching around the room*
Crosshair: Hey Echo, what’re you looking for?
Echo: My will to live.
*Fives walks into the room*
Echo: Oh, there it is.
Fives: THEY COME SEASONALLY!
Fives: THEY COME EVERY YEAR!
Hunter: What- Tech, is he drunk again-
Fives: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE I GO!
Fives: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Tech: What does WHAT mean?
Echo, who is the only one who knows what Fives is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom-
Hunter: WHAT THE FUCK DID FIVES FIND IN THE BATHROOM?
Fives: I’M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL-
Fives: ON CORUSCANT
Fives: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME!
Hunter and Tech: Oh, for FUCK'S SAKE FIVES-
Crosshair: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Tech: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Fives: FLOOR IT!!
Crosshair: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Tech: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE SHIP DOWN-
Crosshair: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Omega: DO IT!
Tech: NO-
Echo: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Echo: What an idiot.
Echo: *realizes it's Fives*
Echo: Wait, that's MY idiot!
Wrecker: Damn, the power went out.
Fives: Don’t worry, I got this.
Fives: *stomps foot*
Wrecker: What-?
Fives: *Sketchers light up*
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